Wednesday, December 03, 2008

TMS wakes up to some sloppy seconds for Wednesday, December 3rd

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of TMS finding a lame excuse to post hot chicks...
  • Habs try desperately to lose in one really bad minute but end up winning, 5-4 over the lowly Thrashers. Big Tits had a 3-point night and Matt "The Dagger" D'Agostini (we're working on it) looked more at home than Gui! ever did getting in front of the net for his first NHL goal. More later today;
  • The NHL suspends Sean Avery indefinitely for his "sloppy seconds" comment about the lovely Ms. Cuthbert and Dion Phaneuf, so he didn't play in the Stars' 3-1 win over the Flames. Damn we were hoping to see Phaneuf try to kill the douchebag, and we're thinking he's done alot worse things to get suspended;
  • Ron Wilson's return to San Jose doesn't go to well as the Leafs fall to the Sharks 5-2;
  • Flyers ride the force of their old-school orange jerseys to a 4-3 OT win over the Lightning.
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13 comments:

Habsfan10 said...

He's done a lot worse, but this time he actually called the cameras over and gave what amounted to a prepared statement. I'm guessing the NHL frowns upon premeditated taunting re: former sexual conquests.

Apparently, he was also referring to Shawn Horcoff and Rachel Hunter.

Sonia said...

I don't think the taunting was the issue, but rather the insult to the women in question. If he'd called them "my ex-girlfriends" it would have been just another jerk-off comment by El Douchebag. But calling them "Sloppy Seconds" crosses a line.

Anyway, here's the Best. RDS Headline. Ever

Van Hab said...

If Elisha hadn't spent that torrid weekend in Vegas with Gary Bettman last winter, Avery would have played last night.

Panic Mode said...

The real shock in this story for me is that Dallas are paying Avery $4M per year.

fezworth said...

@Panic Mode: I think the 4M a year is a shock to Dallas as well.

Sonia said...

What do you expect from and organization that pays the Fuckity-Fuck $5MM a year?

HabsFan29 said...

Sonia, please have some respect for Mickey. He's the LITTLE Fuckity-fuck

and I see your point about the comment being nasty and I agree about it crossing a line. But I also think he was suspended because he's Sean Avery

lostinleafland said...

Rumour has it that Avery will get a serious suspension.
Last time he saw Bettman (which was over the Jason Blake tirade), he was told that if he shows up at the league office for any non-hockey related offense, he'd incur a stiff penalty from the league.
Guess we'll find out soon enough?

Habsfan10 said...

He should be suspended from a bridge ... because he's Sean Avery.

Pension Plan Puppets said...

Ever wonder why Mikhail Grabovski wanted out of Russia so badly? Looks like he had a pretty nice set-up.

As for Avery, trash-talk crosses the line when you use such a vile and disgusting pair of words to describe a woman as 'sloppy seconds'. $4M?!?! My buddy thought it was $2.5M and I thought it was $3.5. I hope Hicks stops bringing this kind of financial management to Liverpool soon.

Pension Plan Puppets said...

Avery also got a warning after he unleashed a torrent of profanities at a fan's female companion. It was bad enough that the couple complained directly to the NHL.

He'll get hit hard this time.

Sonia said...

@HF10 - You took the words right out of my keyboard.

gillis said...

- suspended from a bridge.

thats pretty good. never thought of that. clever.

I can't believe he had that comment planned. What a jealous panzy.

But really, who's in line for "sloppy seconds" after Dion. Maybe she'll come to montreal.

would price do?