Who's going to play hockey against the Canadiens: Lightning in Tampa. If there is hockey in Tampa, by extension of this logic, do they play cricket in Mississippi?
What's at stake: Big game tonight, so much at stake. Like do we go 21-9-6, 20-10-6, or 20-9-7? Can you believe it? One of these things will actually happen!!! Can we stand this much intensity? I mean, is it physically possible?
When: 7:30, pm. just in time for all Quebecois to get ready to watch the game, in Tampa. Wonder if the home announcer will do the game in both languages, English and bad English (sorry Tampa Bayers, I've heard you speak, it's called a thesaurus, and no that's not a dinosaur).
Who the fack do you think you are, calling your arena the Forum despite being in the hockey developmental stages that are the equivalent of spermatozoa?!!! The St-Petes Times Forum. Go screw yourself Tampa.
Quebecois stars who are way too, look at me I'm a Quebecois star and I won't ever play in Montreal, because I just signed a 23-year contract worth 347 million dollars, but my team has been averaging 12 points a season because you don't win with quadriplegic goalies, to watch: Martin St-Louis leads the team in scoring with 31 points, followed by Vinny Lecavalier who leads the team in goals with 14 (to go along with his 16 assists and his very attractive girlfriends).
Next Hab to score three goals: Canadiens' goal, his third of the season scored by number 31, Carey Price!!! Either him or Mad Max will score the Habs first three, after having netted their last three. He will then go on to score the team's next 24 goals.
Will ZombiePleks remain Zombie Zombie Zombie eh eh eh, it's in your haaands, in your haaands Zombie...: sorry, gotta love the Irish rock bands.
Great Lightning blog: Chaseday. A great blog on lightning.
Can the Habs win again in Florida, thus proving that Lightning can in fact strike twice at the same place and produce a cheesy pun for this phenomenal blog? Let us know in the comments and don't leave till midnight tomorrow so we can all ring in the new year together.