Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Sexy Zombies, Lightning and Other Crazy Stuff: Habs-Bolts Game Night Open Thread

This has nothing to do with hockey. Just accept it.


Who's going to play hockey against the Canadiens:
Lightning in Tampa. If there is hockey in Tampa, by extension of this logic, do they play cricket in Mississippi?

What's at stake: Big game tonight, so much at stake. Like do we go 21-9-6, 20-10-6, or 20-9-7? Can you believe it? One of these things will actually happen!!! Can we stand this much intensity? I mean, is it physically possible?

When: 7:30, pm. just in time for all Quebecois to get ready to watch the game, in Tampa. Wonder if the home announcer will do the game in both languages, English and bad English (sorry Tampa Bayers, I've heard you speak, it's called a thesaurus, and no that's not a dinosaur).

Who the fack do you think you are, calling your arena the Forum despite being in the hockey developmental stages that are the equivalent of spermatozoa?!!! The St-Petes Times Forum. Go screw yourself Tampa.

Quebecois stars who are way too, look at me I'm a Quebecois star and I won't ever play in Montreal, because I just signed a 23-year contract worth 347 million dollars, but my team has been averaging 12 points a season because you don't win with quadriplegic goalies, to watch: Martin St-Louis leads the team in scoring with 31 points, followed by Vinny Lecavalier who leads the team in goals with 14 (to go along with his 16 assists and his very attractive girlfriends).

Next Hab to score three goals: Canadiens' goal, his third of the season scored by number 31, Carey Price!!! Either him or Mad Max will score the Habs first three, after having netted their last three. He will then go on to score the team's next 24 goals.

Will ZombiePleks remain Zombie Zombie Zombie eh eh eh, it's in your haaands, in your haaands Zombie...: sorry, gotta love the Irish rock bands.

Great Lightning blog: Chaseday. A great blog on lightning.

Can the Habs win again in Florida, thus proving that Lightning can in fact strike twice at the same place and produce a cheesy pun for this phenomenal blog? Let us know in the comments and don't leave till midnight tomorrow so we can all ring in the new year together.

36 comments:

HabsFan29 said...

i think we should all become Zombie HF's already

this is the first game i'll be watching on this road trip. jinx!

Number31 said...

BRAINS!

I would love it for Price to score ONE goal let alone a hat trick. With his awesome puck moving skills and that wrist shot, he's gotta try some day. And not just in warmup.

moeman said...

Be fun to see TFS™ score whilst playing the leaf and wrist a nice long one by cujo.

moeman said...

RDS begins it's pre-game show praising, breezer. eesh.

moeman said...

Bolts are wearing their extremely ultra super creative 3rd (pronounced 'turd') jerseys.

matt - fear the collapse said...

Nice setup tonight HF4. The lightning blog...

So, at least we now have Lapierre to pick up Tanguay's slack

moeman said...

Can tocchet wear a cheaper (Looking) suit?

moeman said...

Tang gets banged. Dang!

HabsFan29 said...

ah the efficient American workers standing around

HabsFan29 said...

i know i say this all the time, but Recchi is still playing?

oof. Greek pounding there

HabsFan29 said...

callice

HabsFan29 said...

the whole team seems a little zombified if you ask me

gillis said...

looks like its time to get the "stand by me" pukefest video out again.

LARD ASS! LARD ASS!

Panic Mode said...

The Lightning play like the Flyers. I guess that's Rik Tocchet's contribution.

HabsFan29 said...

Mad Max is our only decent player right now

HabsFan29 said...

i repeat, Mad Max is our best player right now. he's the only reason to watch this crapfest

Panic Mode said...

No shots in 3 power plays.

We need a new coach.

matt - fear the collapse said...

HF29 - i think your first line said it best - he is our only DECENT player right now.

matt - fear the collapse said...

I mean - don't get me wrong - he is our best to - it's just that nobody else is even decent.
Lang looks particularly awful tonight.

HabsFan29 said...

oh i understood matt, believe me

wait, Lang's playing tonight?

Van Hab said...

Still in California. Hung out by the pool, played 13 holes of golf before it got dark, and now I'm enjoying delicious Red Stripe
($6.99 for 6!!!).

What's hockey? Why am I on this site? I think I saw Mad Max this afternoon in the Desert, but what is a hat trick? There's no Lighting here, no clouds even. What's a French Canadian?

matt - fear the collapse said...

can the 4th line just play the rest of the game?

Van Hab said...

P.S. everyone in any menial job (Gardener, custodian, Target Employee) here is Mexican, then the next level (Gate attendant, Grocery Checkout person) is leathery with old sailor tattoos. More boob jobs than Super Sexe and Chez Paree put together, and everyone has a nicer car than me. $8 an hour gets you a 3-bedroom house and a '99 Explorer with huge mags.
It's fucking retarded.

HabsFan29 said...

mmm Red Stripe

blehhh, Habs

matt - ftc said...

Breezer trying to wake up the troops?

HabsFan29 said...

well are we gonna get points out of a miserable performance?

Panic Mode said...

Carbo is telling them to defend the single point.

Like Italy in soccer.

matt - ftc said...

Mr Clutch...Robert Lang.........

HabsFan29 said...

man that period seemed to end before it began.

it's a point i guess

Beta169 said...

Little Tits has been studying the Kovalev "all skate, no shoot" technique.

HabsFan29 said...

if you go by merit, your SO lineup will be Mad Max, Gui! and a zombie

HabsFan29 said...

WOW what a shot Max

Beta169 said...

Nice pose by TFS after the save on Vinnie.

GreenMeany said...

MAD MAX

matt - ftc said...

Beauty by Max.
Glad to see Gainey at the games...I am somewhat sure he knows there are a few upgrades needed...

lostinleafland said...

I missed it,,sounds like a good game to miss? fuck it,,we"re 2-0 since Christmas,,that's good isn't it?
I think I saw Higgins trolling for hookers in Hamilton...he couldn't score with them either?