Tuesday, May 18, 2010

DON'T PANIC: Habs-Flyers Game 2 Preview and Open Thread


OK, let's admit it - Game 1 was a disaster. We sucked balls. We actually got some scoring chances (especially in the first) and Leighton played well, but really, our hearts weren't in it. We were undisciplined. Jaro was meh. Whether it was fatigue catching up to us, rust, a great Phlyers team, us sucking, or some combination, the result was the same: 6-0. Just a terrible score. The immediate reaction: panic.

But I'm here to tell you (in large Habs-friendly letters) DON'T PANIC. It was one fucking game. Whether we had lost 6-0, 6-5, or 1-0, the result was the same. We're down one in the series. Big whoop! It's not like we haven't been down in a series before. It's only Game 2. Still 3-6 games to go. To panic now would be a waste of precious energy you should be using to remove your Pants. There will be plenty of time for panicking tomorrow if we suck balls again tonight.

So turn on your Guide and let's set this baby up.

Waiting in line at Milliways details - 7 PM at the Wachovia Center, on all the usual media outlets. Insert Bob Cole rant here.

The people of Krikkit - the ladies over at Slightly Saucy must be quite happy right now, what with their wacky Flyers-Sharks combo blog.

Hot like Trillian - I guess Squid and Gio are still technically hot despite being pointless in Game 1. For the Flyers, all of them. Michael Leighton is now 3-0-0, 1.11, .959 in the playoffs, and hasn't allowed a goal in 105 minutes. Brière 4 points in his last 2 games. Matt Carle 7 points in 5.

Ugly like a Vogon - CHicken is now pointless in 6 games. The Urologist is pointless in 4, so why is he even playing now? While the Flyers are an ugly bunch of bastards generally, when you win 5 straight really you're doing pretty well.

Paranoid like Marvin - Rhino and Little Tits must be wondering what the fuck they have done to be kept out of the lineup so long. We all know Little Tits won't ever be seen in a Habs uni again (maybe not?), but Rhino really could have been useful in Game 1. He would be useful in Game 2. He's not playing.

Here are some Deep Thoughts - Habs theoretically have one advantage over the Flyers - team speed. WELL FUCKING USE IT. Go on the attack, Jacques. Stop rope-a-doping and SKATE. Tire that Flyers D out. Let PFK pinch. Who give a fuck if it leads to odd-man rushes up the wazoo. A tactic change is needed. Also, if you are going to take penalties Gomez, do something useful with them, like clearing a Flyer from the front of Halak. You know, what Rhino should be doing.

Eccentrica Gallumbits, The Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six may be found at Atlantis Gentleman's Club.

So long, and thanks for all the fish. GYFHG.

131 comments:

lawyergirl77 said...

I squeeeeeeeed when I saw that pic. EPIC, YOU GUYS!!!

GYFHG

WV: Shables, as in, "I hope our Cup dreams aren't in shables after tonight's game..."

Habsfan10 said...

Don't forget your towel, everybody.

GO YOU FUCKING HABSHIKERS GO!

too close to toronto said...

pan galactic gargleblasters for all! and a round of jynnantonnyx!

GYFHG!

Chester said...

I Hab my Habs Towel, it's over the Shrine. Just don't be like Dent and go in your house coat.

soperman said...

Best Preview - Ever! And the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything is - 42Dominique Moore. (Now if we could only remember the question.)

Count Chocula had better insert him in the lineup tonight.

Chester said...

You know, ... we could use a coupla Vogons right now.

Habsfan10 said...

Zaphod slept with Hartnell's wife. Just sayin'.

L Dude said...

I know we've seen her already, but she's my lucky charm and part of my game day ritual.

Just gotta get home, into my grungy, pungent Habs 'T', remove the pants, and wait for the first intermission for beer #1.

DON'T PANIC

L Dude said...

Oh yeah, and GYMFHG!!!111

Mr Trivia said...

@ldude - you keep posting that link and i'll keep clicking.

beautiful day here in montreal. i hope it fucking snows tomorrow.

it'd mean we won.

GYFHG!

kevincrumbs said...

Man, Stubbs' car getting vandalised made it to the front page of ESPN.com.

lawyergirl77 said...

*sigh*

Was Pat Hickey's car. Not Stubbs' car.

I also read a report that it was Boone's car at one point.

God Bless the Interwebs.

Mr Trivia said...

i heard that it was boone who did it to chantal macabee's car.

and he set fire to it.

but it wasn't a car, it was a truck full of medicine meant for sick kids.

dwgs said...

In other news,
Pure Class
I don't want to hear any more Philly fans whine about being misunderstood and how that whole Santa thing was a generation ago.

Bill 101 said...

.. and, with luck, this will inspire those fans to commit unspeakable deeds upon HNIC crew tonight, meaning we might actually get Hughson for game 3.

wv: entroupa!! allons-y! Go Habs Go.

Moey said...

They say beauty is only skin deep but the Flyers were born inside out. What an ugly bunch of fuckers.

Anyhoo in the spirit of the game tonight, since I don't own a Habs jersey (gasp) I wore red shoes, carried a red purse and wore a navy blue suit with a white top.

Pants are off now, wine is chillin' in the fridge.

GYFHG!!!!!

marcintouch said...

Habs + Hitchhikers = Two tastes that taste great together. Jaro, please don't let anyone who looks like the dude from Nickelback score on you again. EVER. We love the Habs, we want game 2.

Mr. natural said...

OK so it's T-minus 2:20 and counting.

I have to go pantless as the only game I wore pants for, those PJ type sweatpants thingies with CH logos on them, we lost.

Belt already unbuckled and zipper down.


I am getting a little nervous now but feel the "W" in my bones, were good tonight!

GYFHG!!!

J.T. said...

But...but...you guys are so GOOD at panic! Damn.

wv: Pleks, could you PLARSE score a couple before this series is over? Plarse?

lawyergirl77 said...
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lawyergirl77 said...

OMG you guys - this is SO worth the read:

MAB calls a radio show whose host has NO. IDEA. who he is!!

Have to listen to that clip later... Genius!!

HabsFan29 said...

I'm whipping up the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters as we speak. Five kinds of alcohol in it. Who wants one?

lawyergirl77 said...

29 - I hafta go to a "hockey" party thrown by my firm. Make mine a triple.

*sob*

HabsFan29 said...

@LG - a good performance tonight means partner in a couple of years. you have to stay sober!

Kmaxx said...

@lg77 - Just listened to MAB - Classic! Never heard of the guy doing the interview but he certainly likes himself.

OK - Enough of the small talk - We got some serious Shit to deal with right now! (game face slowly appears...)

Go You Fuckin' Habs Pant Go!
Go You Fuckin' Habs Pant Go!
Go You Fuckin' Habs Pant Go!
Go You Fuckin' Habs Pant Go!
Go You Fuckin' Habs Pant Go!
Go You Fuckin' Habs Pant Go!

So that's one GYFHPG for each game remaining in this series...

Howard said...

wv The Flyers' D will be suptabl to our speed! GYMHG!!!

moeman said...

Face the PHace

Live Pete, daughter & friends

Dear friends (and leaf fans)

Face the PHace, got to Face the PHace
Face the PHace, got to Face the PHace

You must have heard tsn's cautionary tales
The dangers hidden on cul-de-sac trails
From wiser Habs who've been through it all
And the ghosts of the Forum heeding the call

We've got to judge the josh
Got to find the net
We've got to coach new schemes
Have to refine the lines
We must skate and skate
And show the doubters
We must take home ice
And own the score
Try to increase the pace
Where we can Face the PHace.
We got to Face the PHace
Try to pace the play
Where we can Face the PHace
Face the PHace, got to Face the PHace.
Face the PHace, got to Face the PHace.

Got to
Game two

You must try and defy ugly brière
Make gagné find futility in Jaro's crease
Need hockey hunger and WE'll be fine
A million ANON entries swallow up web time.

We've got to sCHool the PHools
We got to pan their PHans
We got to rule the boards
We try to understand
WTF! is in the Wackedcovia stands
We got to fight not flight
We must find our balls
We got to light the redlight
We got to diss bob cole
We must remove Vodkov's brace
So we can Face the PHace
We got to win the race
We must win the race
So we can face the West
Face the PHace
We got to Face the PHace
We got to race the race
We got to

Keep looking.....

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!

San Jose! Chicago!
Penguins and Capitals!
Keep looking!

Keep on looking
Keep on cooking
Got to stay in this place
Study GG's pix
Watch this face2face flix !!!
We've got to find the face.
Face the PHace, got to Face the PHace
And DON"T PANIC
Got to

We've got to laugh at orange PHans
We got to ignore the trolls
We've got to draw a Queen
We got to wine and dine
We got to beer and CHeer
We got to ice the cream
We got to live the dream
We got to remove our Pants!
Try to breathe and dance
While we nakedly prance.
We got to Face the PHace.....
Try to come in 1st place
Where we can face the West.
Try to place the place
Where we can Face the PHace.
Keep looking, keep looking
We must win the race
So we can face the West.
We got to win the race
We must win the race.
So we can face the West
We got to ♥ our Habs
We got to win the race!!!


Go You Fucking Habs!

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK YEAH moe! solo Pete, outstanding. I want Rough Boys next.

HabsFan29 said...

*and by Rough Boys i mean the song, not what the song implies. NTTAWWT

RiRi said...

First shot of Hartnell on my TV. There goes my dinner.

Bill 101 said...

Sergei in. Maybe he will make history.

HabsFan29 said...

C'MON LITTLE TITS!!!!

RiRi said...

Go Pants!!!

HabsFan29 said...

dammit Bob Cold is still alive

BBRman said...

When I think of Philly I'm reminded of Jon Stewart's thoughts a few weeks back. Paraphrasing, "New Orleans is destroyed and now soaked in oil. Nashville is under water. Two great American with cities under seige. Meanwhile, Philedalphia is just sitting there. Nothing going on there!"

GYFH!

hfotwc said...

go titsez
go pants

GO YOU FUCKING HABS MOTHER FUCKER GO

BBRman said...

The refs need to call all that poking and spearing on Jaro after he covers it.

RiRi said...

Cash this por favor!

HabsFan29 said...

good job refs!

/ has heart attack

HabsFan29 said...

nice PP fuckheads

RiRi said...

Jesus Christ, Mex.

What a fucking dumb useless penalty.

BBRman said...

Good call, crowd!

Isn't this exactly how the last game started?

RiRi said...

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

HabsFan29 said...

crap crap crap

moeman said...

ack

BBRman said...

Yup, this is exactly how it started last time.

BBRman said...

I feel like I'm watching a whole other team. Have they completely given up?

RiRi said...

@BBRman - I was just going to say... It's like they've completely forgot the system.

HabsFan29 said...

system? we have one?

HabsFan29 said...

damn right holding or something

SCORE ON THE PP FOR FUCKS SAKE

BBRman said...

There better be a penalty, I counted about 4 in there. If they're going to call Mex for having his stick held then let's stay consistent. Now don't get a stupid one in return.

RiRi said...

@29 - yes, silly! score first (preferably on the PP), proceed to hang on for dear life for the next 50 minutes. At least they were good at that.

moeman said...

GYFH!

HabsFan29 said...

nice pass to the boards MAB!

RiRi said...

How the fuck are shots 11-3 in Habs favour?!

HabsFan29 said...

Cold is mcsplooging all over Leighton

BBRman said...

Now I know how the Caps/Pens felt.

BBRman said...

Terrible high stick on a Habs on that replay, no mention by CBC.

HabsFan29 said...

STICK IN THE FUCKING FACE

HabsFan29 said...

14-4 shots? that's good, right?

RiRi said...

If it were the other way around, we'd probably be up 2-0.

BBRman said...

AND LOOK AT THE PHLYERS!! SKATING HARD WITH THE PUCK AGAIN!!!

Oh shut up Bob. Look at the shots, asshat.

BBRman said...

We got another one of those 'favoured' calls? No, Bob you fuckface. It's a rule, a very well known rule, that's been called against everyone.

BBRman said...

So Philly can throw their sticks at Habs?

moeman said...

cold and gawly are sickening.

BBRman said...

CBC calling it!! 1-0 final, just 19 minutes into the game!

Seriously, I can't take these idiots anymore. It's disgusting that our tax dollars are going to fund these asshats.

BBRman said...

Bob Cole: "It's all Philedalphia in the 1st!!!"

Shots are what, 20-4? I would estimate zone time is at least double for Habs. Hits around even. Score 1-0.

Yup, totally dominated that one. By the way, could you take your hand off your cock for the 2nd period?

Habsfan10 said...

So, if Bergereon is now useless on the powerplay too, that SURELY means he sits next game right? Right?

So, when do the opposing fans bloggers say the Flyers are a fluke because all they do is sit back, block shots and get their asses saved by a goalie playing way above his statistical mean?

Oh, that's only the Habs? I see. Yep, makes perfect sense.

Massive Tits said...

Just a few observations:

1) I despise CBC, Bob Cole is an absolute joke and Gary Galley completely lacks any charisma and/or is, apparently, reading off Harry Neale's cue cards. I don't want any pro-Hab announcers, but the praise being heaped upon Leighton (which is somewhat deserved) is ludicrous when compared to Halak's same treatment last series. Even Don Cherry is saying how easy Leighton has had it. If he gets it...how hard can it be?

2) While I'm happy to see SK back in the line up for struggling CHicken, I'd also rather see O'Byrne over MAB. Maybe I'm alone on Rhyno but MAB doesn't even contribute on the PP..I haven't seen him toss a shot on net since the first round!!

3) I'm really hoping we see the return of orangeman because BBR is not working out yet!

kristin said...
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BBRman said...

@Massive Tits: I'm already on it. If this game doesn't work out we will see a triumphant return of the Orange next game. But now I'm out to fill young minds with propaganda...I mean knowledge. Get to do a demo class for the hot shots from the Education office. Hope I don't have reason to lose my shit in front of them

dwgs said...

You'd think Little Tits would actually show some frickin' jam.
Other than that I'm okay with the first.

Habsfan10 said...

"They haven't changed one bit since the 70's". Uh, that's the problem, Bob.

moeman said...

"kept in by Ottawa", sure thing bob cold

HabsFan29 said...

tell me it's not gonna end 1-0

moeman said...

29, it's not gonna end 1-0.

Massive Tits said...

"Holding on 'somebody'!"

Retire....NOW!

29, can you start a petition to bring Jim Hughson in?

kevincrumbs said...

Fuck it. I had to wake up at 2:45am or whatever so I might as well watch the game online, right?

The four minutes or so I've watched are very meh.

HabsFan29 said...

oh fuck me

RiRi said...

Motherfucker.

kevincrumbs said...

Well, great time to tune in...

RiRi said...

If I have to hear "la filiere quebecoise" one more time...

swarkles said...

And that's my queue. See you all after this shitshow.

Frustrated Canadiens Fan, and random blogger. said...

Ughh my day at work tomorrow morning is going to be very very rough. Good god, these assholes love to mock our chant. What I would give to punch one of those assholes in the face.

416Habsfan said...

Well, phuck. It looks like all they need now is Giroux to score tonight to make it the "French-Canadian" trifecta for the second straight game. Also, if we had ever played Leighton in a game when he was a Hab, maybe we'd have a three-way goaltending controversy these days..... (just stirring the pot a little).

kevincrumbs said...

Wow, some HIOers are already jumping off the bandwagon. Some idiot suggesting it would've been better to have lost Game 7 to the Pens... all this in the 2nd period of the 2nd game.

Frustrated Canadiens Fan, and random blogger. said...

Flyers Stanley Cup champs?

moeman said...

Bernie Parent was one of the few classy Flyers, ever.

G Y F H!

416Habsfan said...

It looks like MAB has completed more passes to Flyers than to Habs tonight.....
I'm just sayin'

the Baruch said...

Habs payin' their dues now.
That was a bogus penalty btw, flyers getting all kinds of elbows up and not being called.

But, not a bad period. Gotta solve Leighton is all. We are still playing too tentatively in front of the net...there have been rebounds...
Watch some Leighton tapes KM and GYFHG!!!!!!

swarkles said...

Seriously...are they gonna give Leighton another shutout? Come on Habs, stop making the Flyers look. At least play like you did in the first?

RiRi said...

If Leighton gets another shutout, I might need to spend the night at the insane asylum.

swarkles said...

Well of course they're going to call a penalty after all that whining. Christ you'd think they were at the Verizon Center

moeman said...

"he makes the save anyway" bob cold realizing Halak is a goalie

RiRi said...

Ugh. Can we get ice cream now? I need something to comfort me.

Better yet, just start handing out the meth.

HabsFan29 said...

i hate my life

HabsFan4 said...

Well the old Habs are back. Or the new ones are exhausted. Either way this is all too predictable.

lostinleafland said...

Habs are tired...me too..of dumb penalties, gomez, bobcold and healy. Fuckin' morons.

swarkles said...

Yep this seems very familiar

moeman said...

No nattering nabobs of negativism please.

Frustrated Canadiens Fan, and random blogger. said...

I hate to say this. I might be finished with these group of fucking losers. Jacques Martin can kiss his ass goodbye. Our management better have some balls and step up and cut Gomez, and fire Martin. Better yet actually get rid of Halak too. I've been dreaming of this team to a get cup. Unfornatually these gutless turds don't want to give it to us. Congrats Flyers, I might just end up ROOTING for you after all.

RiRi said...

@frustrated - Get rid of halak? Isn't that a little harsh?

fezworth said...

we just from 'Ugh' to 'UUuugggghhhhh'

RiRi said...

Maybe PFK will come charging out of the box and score?! Have you seen that kid on a breakaway?Pure awesomeness, I tell you!

Frustrated Canadiens Fan, and random blogger. said...

You think Halak is going to resign with these group of losers? I doubt it, and look at the way our organization shits on goalies. Trust me he will want out and turn on us. We WILL never win a cup until we get tougher players. Bob Gainey had no idea how to build a team from the get go. Better yet enjoy it while it lasts. Come next I'm cheering on a winner.

moeman said...

Looking forward to seeing what our Boys bring in Montreal.

GYFH!

WV = undis, as in go change your undis bob cold, you fucking douchebag

lostinleafland said...

We win Thurs.we're back in it.
Leighton can't play this good forever. Can he? Fuck him. Go habs....I am bummed out about a 3pm start time Sat? Crap.

BBRman said...

I refuse to believe Leighton is good enough to shut out a competent team twice in a row. Habs have returned to final week of the regular season form and it's disappointing. I'm not off the bangwagon (in fact I've rented out a nice studio away from the noise here), but I just want my team to show a bit more heart like they did in the previous two series. Go out fighting, that's all I'm asking for at this point.

Anyway, it's not over. If they can beat the Caps 3 in a row and the Pens 2 in a row then they can clean this mess up at home. But they just have to be willing to give more. This level of effort isn't going to cut it in the conference finals.

fezworth said...

You know, I think this is good. I'm excited, do you know why?

Game 1: 0-6 Flyers
Game 2: 0-3 Flyers

You know what I see? I see a trend. Clearly, the rest of the series will proceed as follows:

Game 3: 3-0 Habs
Game 4: 6-0 Habs
Game 5: 9-0 Habs
Game 6: 12-0 Habs

Do you see the trend?

THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!

WV: I will be in hiding for the duation of this series, as apparently will be the Habs' scorers.

Ronan said...

Hate to say it, but the Habs barely qualified as "Mostly Harmless" tonight. Those rebounds have fucking abandonment issues, guys!

BBRman said...

@fezworth: The Habs need a Captain Picard just about now!

Frustrated Canadiens Fan, and random blogger. said...

Hahaha we can blame it on some certain people. The K brothers have got to go. Then MAB fuck him, and I hope he finds a new home....IN THE ECHL!! This summer sign Matt Cooke, and Colby Armstrong our problems go away. Kut the Shitstain brothers, and get rid of Gomez. BOOM we are in.

Moey said...

What is up with these HNIC morons? According to them, in the second period if the Flyers scored another goal to make it 2-0 the series was over. So here's a thought, let's just stop playing and give them the series by default. Then if by some miracle the fucktards manage to go up 2-0 on the Hawks/Sharks let's go by the same HNIC logic and just give them the cup.

That was the most pathetic play by play yet. For fuck sake, please let us win this series.

kevincrumbs said...

@Moey: Well, considering some of the semi-suicidal Habs fans tonight that are also handing the Flyers the series, the Stanley Cup, the World Cup and the Academy Award for Best Picture, you really can't blame HNIC.

Moey said...

@kc,

Yeah, I can blame them. The crew at HNIC are getting paid big bucks for their supposedly unbiased play by play and narrative.

Fans are idiots for free. Big difference.

Number31 said...

Where's the Big Sexy?! :(

dwgs said...

Okay, not that I'm giving up or nothing but all those people who said they wanted the Phlyers over the Booins please stand up. Fuckin' Booins were ripe for the picking.
The only team I hate worse than Boston is fuckin' Philly. I'd hate the leafs more if they actually had a team.

Mr. natural said...

OK so haven't read a PHucken word of the last 50-60 posts.

People, we've been down by two games before.

These are not the Caps or Pens.

Yes they crowd the net and have strong defense, we can overcome with proper adjustments and execution.

Down two, I am still confident!

Only complaint A cup, I mean seriously, we need size and we add the smallest player on the team!?

More so, we keep the Urologist in the line up,m the one guy on the Habs that will make me smash in my big screen plasma because he's a PP specialist, we are 0 in 9 folks, not so special!!

Need size, put O'Byrne on a wing, make Markov play with a brace and send MAB to the press box.

Other than that I'm still good (..and very drunk).

PHucktards.

Jack Todd, what a contrarian asshole, the Howard Stern of sports.

Probably a dozen spelling mistakes.

PHuck it!

Go Habs GO!

next game I'm switching shit up.

BBRman said...

We've seen this all season. The team shows us what they can do (ie that 6 game winning streak after the Olympics) and then just gives up for some reason (last week of the season). Even when they lost against the Caps and Pens they showed heart, determination, even desperation. Not anymore. Game one was one big shrug. I only saw the 1st today and while it was better, it was obvious the guys weren't connecting and weren't willing to pay the price physically. I really don't know what it is. Halak can't steal games for you if you don't score, and I refuse, just refuse, to accept that Leighton is that good. Even the Broons, a team that thinks scoring goals is so 2005 got a few on him.

I just wish the Broons were smart enough to count and didn't take that late penalty in G7, or could have held a lead, any fucking lead. But we're left with a Phlyers team that is completely beatable if the effort and drive are there.

Let's also realize it's 3-0, two of which were PPGs again. Be more disciplined, you fucks. They're the goons.

Finally, CBC can suck my rotting foreskin. It's a fucking disgrace how they talk about the Habs. When Don Fucking Cherry is consistently the voice of reason on your network you know you have problems. You know what, you fucktwits, if the Habs do go out you're fucked. Maybe 15 people will stay up in the East to watch the Phlyers play in San Jose, but that's about it. You don't have to love them, just stop the fucking ridiculous bullshit bias and hatred. It's outrageous.

I love this team like a teenaged son who's addicted to heroine. His old room is full of trophies, but he dropped out of school at 17. Now he shows flashes of greatness when he's clean, but he keeps falling back into bad habits. Philly is the toothless whore with the clap in this analogy. Habs, I love you but I can't support what you're doing.

WV: Habs need to 'turnit' around. Fast.

Number31 said...

What are you crazy? They did the Rhino as a forward thing before. It failed. It was terrible. He had no idea what he was doing. PLAY HIM AS A DEFENCEMAN. It's only what his position is. He's only been training as one his entire life. He's not Byfuglien.

Putting Markov out with a knee held together by string just means on the first shift Carcillo will try something stupid. Unless they just roll him out for the powerplay with PK.

Telling AK46 to stop Malkin-ing around and park his ass in the crease with Moen would be nice too.

BBRman said...

You know what else I hate (oh, I'm all reved up now)? After G1 TSN did this whole thing about how the Habs couldn't contain Briere and he beat them, seemingly alone. He scored one goal.

The recap on there today says "Daniel Briere led the way offensively..." He had one goal.

Don't get me wrong, 2Gs in 2 games is good, he's a good player. I just hate how TSN (and CBC) decides on a narrative for the series and then skew what actually happened to fit that narrative. Mostly I hate it because Briere, like most/all Plyers is a little weasel of a bitch and doesn't deserve that much credit.

BBRman said...

31: agreed. Just get Ryno out there, anywhere, PLEASE. Enough of this Mad MAB experiment. It's getting into the range of the Price debacle.

RiRi said...

O'Byrne as a forward?! Good one!

JM won't even play him as a D!

BBRman said...

Just went through TSN's bullshit. Let me get this straight asshats,

Montreal wins against Pens/Caps:
"How long can this go on?! They don't deserve to win! It's only Halak keeping them in it, look at the shots!"

*Roles are reversed against the Phlyers*

"Philly completely dominated! Halak sucks! Leighton is god! Series over! Cinderella story over, suckas!!!!!!"

I really have to stop looking at this garbage. Too....much....rage.....

Tyg said...

OK can I panic now? Wait... not going to.

Honestly, this is not the same team that ousted the Caps and Pens. Habs need better PK and PP, and need to get past the Flyers D, cause Leighton has not yet been tested IMO.

OB in, Pouliot in, SK and MAB out.

Honest to fuck, it is FIXABLE people.

Also, fuck the Flyers. Gagne got lucky and Halak was soft on that 3rd shot, but really, unless the offense stops acting like a bunch of "little girls" (I'm looking at you Pleks) and mans up in the crease and the slot, you can play both goalies in there and not win the fucking game. Find your balls! Take a hit! Make a hit! Get into the paint! Knee Carcillo in the balls (if he has any)! DO SOMETHING!

IT'S NOT FUCKING MIDNIGHT YET!

swarkles said...

One positive thing about all this is no matter how it ends, Boston will probably still be considered the biggest failure of this postseason.

Wendel Clark's Balls said...

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Frustrated Canadiens Fan, and random blogger. said...

La La La La La La La Leighton will come back to earth fuckface.

Ronan said...

Sadly, I think I'd rather see Maxwell in over Lil Tits or CHicken. Maxwell is willing to take a hit, and he wouldn't be completely useless on a 3rd or 4th line.

And I don't think Pleks has been playing like a little girl - if anything, he's the ONLY forward working the boards and controlling the puck these days. The big disappointment so far is Gomez. Some points would be nice (I know you're not paid to score goals, but Jesus fucking Christ how the fuck did you get a job in the league with that shot?!), but not taking stupid fucking penalties would be even nicer.


All that being said, as soon as we pop Leighton's cherry, he'll turn into a drunk girl with daddy issues. A few decent games from Halak, a forecheck, and a dirty goal or two and we're back in business.

kevincrumbs said...

I agree with Ronan, Habs need to beat him and then the goals will come. Squid wasn't being hyped up for the Conn Smythe for nothing.

I was one of those who wanted the Flyers instead of the Bruins. Seriously, who the fuck wanted to play Rask instead of Leighton? Not to mention the Flyers were also crippled and so forth.

I wonder how many people were admitted to Montreal General this evening due to broken ankles from jumping off the bandwagon.

Mr. natural said...

OH man my head hurts!

Mostly from the booze but the game didn't help.

I don't see O'Byrne helping if he's not either crashing their net or aggressively clearing out PHucktards in front of Jaro.

But MOTHER OF GOD can we appeal to Buttman and get permission for a special trade and send the Urologist to the PHucktards?

This PHucking guy ....I....FUCK!! CHrist allmighty I'm losing my mind!!!

Look I know many of you think I already lost my mind with my earlier post, but JM has got to do something and a-cup is pretty PHucking far from being part of the solution.

We need to get someone to the net who is willing to take the its and keep at it and it's not realistic to expect Giant or Squid to do this effectively and consistently.

OK shower and Tylenol....

GO YOU MOTHER FUCKING HABS GO GO GO!!!