Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Little People Have Done Us Well - Pens/Habs Game 7 Preview and Open Thread

Well we don't expect this to be the most productive day in our lives.

We don't even know how to set this up. Game 7 is its own set up.

Whatever happens, we'll write about our deep appreciation for what these Habs have given us over the last month.

Amazingly, Montreal plays its 14th playoff game in 28 days. It's been relentless.

Today, soak it all up folks. Enjoy it, see past your nerves. Whistle while you work....

Not you, refs.


Let's do this.

Where: Pittsburgh, Mellon Arena.

No, I mean, where on TV?: CBC, RDS, some pirated feed off the internet, at the Bell Centre on the Big screen. Probably at Future Shop, on every screen.

Time: 7 p.m., Mellon time.

Best John Cougar Melloncamp song: Jack and Diane or Hurts so Good, take your pick.

Who's a good hockey player: It's Game 7 people, both teams are a win away from the Final 4. I would say everybody's doing something right.

Not you: Sergei Kostitsyn

Sleepy Dwarf....shall remain nameless for fear of undoing jinxage.

Adult entertainment: Recharging your pacemakers. It's game fucking 7.

Please, please boys, win.

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Habsfan10 said...

Good seats still available.
Tell me those fairweather bandwaggoning bankruptcy avoiding tanking for draft picks Yinzers deserve any more success and I'll fucking puke. 17 fucking years. GO YOU FUCKING HONOURABLE YET SOMETIMES HORRIBLY MISMANAGED HABS GO!

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/tix/

lehab said...

@ l dude.... that monty python bit you did yesterday was fucking hilarious!!
GYFH PANTS!

L Dude said...

I know you already posted a random hot chick, but my superstitions force me to again link to a previous hot chick

She served us well for games 4 and 6, so it's a win-win.

WV: I hope Crosby enjoys golfing for the restov the season.

Young HF29 said...

best Johnny Cougar Mellonhead song is Pink Houses, sorry

GYFH!!!!

L Dude said...

@lehab: That shit writes itself.

Know what sucks? Work. Who the fuck can work today?

Know what's great? Habs will win tonight. B's/Flyers will go to game 7. Habs will actually get a rest before the conference final. The stars are aligned.

moeman said...

'Working' from home today. I get so much more done pantsless.

Kmaxx said...

It's Game Seven Bitches! Superstition reigns so here we go...all together now...LET'S GO YOU FUCKIN'PANTS HABS GO!....LET'S GO YOU FUCKIN'PANTS HABS GO!....LET'S GO YOU FUCKIN'PANTS HABS GO!.... LET'S GO YOU FUCKIN'PANTS HABS GO!....that's one cheer for each game they need to win.

wv:sions: As in all sions are pointing to a big big win tonight.

iRiRi said...

I'm freaking out and it's not even noon yet. Think it's too late to get a Valium prescription?

GYFH!!!

Public Domain said...

Work is quite pointless today (like Crosby tonight)

Unlaundered t-shirt is keeping most humans away though.

GO HABS GO!!!!

Christopher Sama said...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Today feels like one of the biggest days in my life and all I have to do is fucking watch tv for a couple of hours.

FUCK EVERYTHING.
WIN.

savardwalsh said...

You guys think you have it bad? I'm on call until an hour before puck drop. One phone call and I miss game 7. I'm dying here.

In other news, Renaud Lavoie is reporting that Sergei was sent to the dressing room today during practice due to a "lack of effort". Which is understandable because, you know, it's only GAME FUCKING 7.

Christopher Sama said...

@gate

sergei was sent to the dressing room yesterday by pierre groulx who was running practice... and as far as i know he's not even with the team today. they opted to have him stay in montreal.

Mr. natural said...

Mr. Natural says:

GYFH GO! Sid can suck my fat one.

I believe this is a team of destiny.

AMEN.

Mr. natural said...

Sorry forgot to add, this sight rocks, you guys are contributing to the high we are all on.

The first two rounds will be on me.

Cheers!

P.S. Crosby is at least bisexual, c'mon just look at him....

GoldenGirl11 said...

Not his best song but I think today everyone needs to Dance Naked

iRiRi said...

Dan O'Halloran and Tim Peel.

*pops another Valium*

soperman said...

@ 29 et al.

The best JCM song is without question "Cherry Bomb".

GYFH!!!!

Go Pants!!!!

WV "refil" as in I need a refil on my coma-cola (aka a triple rum and coke in a small glass)

SK said...

Dear Montreal,

It's pumpkin time bitches.

Sincerely,
Midnight

GoldenGirl11 said...

@SK
Yes! We win tonight and then pumpkin pie with MORE WODKA!!

iRiRi said...

That's right, GG! Not only will we be celebrating a W but it's Jaro and PFK's birthday tomorrow!

Pumpkin pie, tuna and red velvet cake all around!

Christopher Sama said...

@RiRi

Peel/O'Halloran?

Crosby will be whining double time 'cause he knows they'll listen.

Pass the bottle of V.

Alan McDougal said...

Go Pants!

-From a Caniac

Jaybird said...

Go you fucking Pants. Just go and get it done without pants...or preferably with awesome dri-fit CCM hockey ones.

Baroque said...

Good luck, everyone, and don't forget to breathe once in a while.

(And when you gentlemen get a chance, would you consider getting on Twitter? It would be very convenient to follow you.)

Young HF29 said...

@Baroque: http://twitter.com/fourhabsfans

we're just not very active

Jaybird said...

And SK....Does that mean Cindy-rella has to be back at Mario's before midnight or his dick falls off? No...because he doesn't have one. Its stuck in between Fleury's massive teeth.

GO YOU FUCKING PANTS!!!!!!!!!

SK said...

I'll admit, I wish I had found this Habs blog sooner in the series because it is the only one out there that I have actually enjoyed reading. Funny shit.

Pretty weak comeback tho Jay.

Mr. natural said...

Trivia, that blows!

AWwww Fuck, those two are Bettman lackies, they are all plotting against the rightful heirs to the throne.

Bruins choke, Sidney sucks (dick I mean) Pants all the way!

L Dude said...

@RiRi: Don't forget the chocolate milk. Can't celebrate Jaro's birthday without that!

Hey SK, isn't it always time to pumpkin in Pittsburgh!

Too far? No. Good.

GYFHG!

GoldenGirl11 said...

@SK
Sergei is that you? Didn't JM send you back to the Bell to break dance for the crowds as they whore out the place for tonight's game? Next stop, Belarus!

L Dude said...

SK: Too bad you enjoy reading this blog. It's one thing to rib each other, or each other's teams. You crossed the line. At first I thought maybe not, but clearly you've been sent here from pensblog. Now go away.

Habsfan10 said...

Smashing Pumpkins time!

Good year, that. Hopefully same thing this year. GO YOU FUCKING SMASHING PENGUINS HABS GO!

Habsfan10 said...

Jesus Fucking Christ, SK. I didn't click your link before responding and I wish to hell I had.

Wrong on so many levels it makes me sad to share air with you. Never, ever come back here. You are not welcome under any circumstances.

Unknown said...

SK, instead of wasting your time here, maybe you should urge other Pens "fans" to buy some tickets to fill your wonderful arena. I hear this game 7 is a pretty big deal.

While you're at it, you can let them know that it's ok to make some noise once in a while at a hockey game.

Unknown said...

What was that link?

L Dude said...

David: Just classless pens fan stuff. Your better off having missed it.

LETSGOHABSYOUMUTHAFUCKASGO!!!!!

L Dude said...

edit: You're

iRiRi said...

Wow, just wow. That was just horrible.

SK said...

Guys, thanks for having deleted that. I posted it after seeing the photoshop elsewhere and prior to knowing the back story of where it came from. Now knowing, it was more than inappropriate.

I was hoping for some genuine back and fourth on here today, this great day for hockey but after that mishap I'll just leave you for now. Here's to wishing that we all get to see a great game tonight.

Unknown said...

a couple of weeks ago, someone emailed me a pic of Halak looking over the city of Washington in rubble. Can anyone photoshop one Halak putting a big dent into the Igloo? Would love to add that to my collection.

Young HF29 said...

@SK - thanks for being as we Jews say "a mensch". you recognized the issue and are more than welcome to stick around for friendly banter. ask all of our friends from Washington, Boston, Philly, even TO. there are teams we hate, but if their fans are cool, it's not a problem

Christopher Sama said...

News Flash:

May 12, 2010
Pittsburgh
- Talk about a slow news day. Eager hockey fans have been forced to wait extra long for a pivotal NHL playoff Game 7 matchup between the Montreal Canadiens and the Pittsburgh Penguins. Scientists in Switzerland have measured a significant slowdown in time; seconds appear as minutes and minutes as hours.


Scientists are speculating that a gravity well emanating from NHL superstar Sidney Crosby's massive ego is at least partially to blame.

wv: "There's 40 seconds still left in the Canadiens powerplay, Plekanec passes back to the point, Bergeron thootes...SCORES!!!!"

SK said...

And as far as filling the arena, our sell out streak goes back to 2006 (had a few non sell outs immediately post lockout).

The reason there are a few tickets is because the team reserves a number of tickets to be released late so that they aren't all taken by season ticket holders. It's actually pretty nice as it gives others a chance to see a game (this includes out of towners).

Anonymous said...

I visit other teams blogs as a lot of you do and NEVER have I seen so much racism, insults and anger than I have with any other team.

What gives Pittsburgh? This is hockey, man. No need to attack ethnicity.

Grow up.

moeman said...

29 knows, 79 rocked.

Young HF29 said...

@moe - i cant take credit for another man's work. it was HF10 who posted 1979. though i agree it was a damn good year

Young HF29 said...

STILL FOUR AND HALF HOURS TIL PUCK DROP AUUUUGHHHH

Unknown said...

SK, now you're just making it difficult to hate you by being nice. It's a good system for tickets, I agree.

Speaking of Mellon Arena, did you know that the Habs won the first ever game there? And that they'll win the last ever, too?

Incredible, right?

Dave said...

I can't eat.

Dave said...

I've got an extra seat for tonight's extravaganza at the Bell Centre.

Anyone interested?

Call it FHF's first ever Lame Ass Pay For Your Prize Giveaway.

moeman said...

Oops, great tune CHoice 10.

SK said...

David, ya I am well aware of that first game at Old Lady Mellon. I'll be there tonight at the screen outside making sure she doesn't see the end like she began.

I'm leaning on more recent trends tonight, like the W-L-W-L-W-L-? (W) pattern and the fact that fleury is beast mode after a loss and is a career 1.5gaa and .933sv% in game 7s.

L Dude said...

@SK: Nice one. But if you're sticking around, I'm gonna call you L'il Tits. Okay L'il Tits?
Cool.

I'm in Halifax, NS next week. I'll be sure to drop by Sid's summer home and say hello for you.

Unknown said...

See SK, the owners here in Montreal don't play it like that. Instead of putting up a screen to show the game outside, where you can bring your own drinks, they charge you to get inside the arena so they can proceed to sell you 11$ glasses of horse piss, or as I call it, dry anal rape. Molson has to make money somehow, right?

kevincrumbs said...

Hey all,

Typing this from the airport in Portland while waiting for a flight to ultimately take me to London. I should've been somewhere in the air by now but thanks to a re-routing and a delay, I'll at least be on the ground for most of Game 7.

Good omen was that this morning's cab driver was a Pens fan. Before Game 5 of the first round, I drove by a Bruins fan who gave me a big thumbs down upon seeing my car flag. So I'm taking it as a good sign that I ran into a fan of an opposing team before a game.

Go Habs Go.

Mr. natural said...

Check out one of our homegrown talents.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysDphYqMG6M

L Dude said...

We'll see your career 1.5gaa and 0.933sv% in game 7s and raise you a 1.00 GAA and 0.976 sv% in game 7s

dwgs said...
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GoldenGirl11 said...

@Sk
I don't think you want to use the GAA stats do you? Hmmmm, where is Jaro in the standings? I can't really remember. Anyone want to remind SK about Jaro stopping like a gajillion pucks in 3 elimination games to take us to the second round? Nah, never mind.

dwgs said...

If, like me, you're seeking a little pre-game tension release, I suggest you take matters into your own hands and
whack the penguin
(link stolen from a commenter at HIO, yes I'm at loose ends)

May 12, 2010 3:04 PM

SK said...

@LDude: Works for me. Everyone loves tits.

@Dave: Ugh, thats rough. As cool as it would be to watch the game inside from the seats, catching it on "Mario's TV" outside rocks as far as keeping away from dry anal rape. I'm sure all bets will be off for outside screens when we move into our new home next year though.

moeman said...

Habs Fight Authority

Fight it you fucking Habs!

They like to get our Habs in a CHompromising position
They'd like to get our Habs, watch Laps smile in their face
Pens think, they’re so cute but the Habs are on a fucking mission
Well I think the refs are a total disgrace

CHorus:

Habs fight authority, authority always wins
Habs fight authority, authority always wins
Sid's been doing it, since he was a young kid
He came out whinin’
Habs fight authority, authority always wins

So I call up my preaCHer
I say: give my Habs strength for round 2
She said: Habs don’t need no strength, they just need to keep havin' fun
I said: get a lead, keep going, all four lines trying,
Win this Game 7 Baby, lg77's gonna call me 'hon'!

CHorus:

Habs fight authority, authority always wins
Habs fight authority, authority always wins
Squid's been doing it, since he was a young kid
He came out scorin’
Habs fight authority, authority always wins

I say Go Go! Go Go Go!

Habs fight authority, authority always wins
Habs fight authority, authority always wins

Kick cooke in!

JM's been doing it, since he had that funny lid
He'll come out winnin’
Habs fight authority, authority always wins
Go You
Pants! Go
Fight authority, the good guys always win!

CHorus:

Habs fight authority, authority always wins
Habs fight authority, authority always wins
I've been CHeering them, since I was a young kid
I’ve come out grinnin'
Habs fight authority, authority always wins

Come on!

Habs fight authority, maybe authority won't always win
Habs fight authority, kick bettman in his tiny shins
WE've been CHeering them since that first October win
Thanks FHF for all the fantastic bloggin’
Now fight authority, and W I N !

Christopher Sama said...

wv: nested

that's right you fucking flightless birds.

@ldude - awesome raise.

SK said...

Ahh cmon, gotta play more than one g7 to throw those #s out there.

Also, why did you have to let Halak switch over to Roy's drug dealer for the playoffs. Dude is playing outta his mind. I was loving it during round 1 but shit is getting old.

We broke the unbreakable Varly last year in game 7 vs the Caps but HalHack has a touch more experience than the other joke.

If the game stays low (1-0, 2-1) I see a pens win. If it gets high again though, fml.

Young HF29 said...

moe i have a new Johnny Cougar fave song now. so well done. and TRUE. bravo as always

Young HF29 said...

THREE AND HALF HOURS TO GO AUUUUGGHHHHHH

is it wrong to be drunk already?

dwgs said...

Okay that does it, in ten minutes I'm leaving my place of employment and heading to a drinking establishment. For medicinal purposes, you understand.

L Dude said...

Then there's this song of Mellencamp's
Read the lyrics and picture Sid singing it to Bettman after the game.

SK, well there is the fact that in 12 games, Halak does have a .932 sv% this year

L Dude said...

sorry SK, I meant Lil Tits.

SK said...

being drunk already is encouraged (as long as it's not on that dry anal rape stuff). i would be already if i wasn't sitting at work all the while avoiding doing any real work.

you guys hear any reports yet about gill being suited up tonight?

all i know on our end is that poni is likely playing again over letestu.

Young HF29 said...

@L'il Tits - i approve of your drunkenness support. Irish whisky, no Molson crap

Gill a game time decision (big surprise) - http://www.habsinsideout.com/main/34751

Christopher Sama said...

@dwgs - good move. you've inspired me to do the same. fuck work. fuck sobriety.

enjoy the game bitCHes!

Pants!

moeman said...

Limes, CHeck.

Ice, CHeck.

Mint, CHeck.

Cane sugar, CHeck.

Splash of mango juice, CHeck.

Mount Gay Rum (26oz), CHeck.

Shaken not stirred, CHeck.

Go you fucking Habs, CHeck.

lawyergirl77 said...

Just got out of my presentations today... that, instead of being attended by 25 people in total, were attended by 75. Each. (total 150 peeps).

No pressure.

Combined with auditions for solos for my upcoming June show tonight from, of course, 6:30-9:00ish.

Will be watching on my iPhone while I wait to be judged. Did I mention the director is HELLA pissed at how many rehearsals that I've missed due to hockey (home games)?

You know, at first I thought it woudl be good that I had something to distract me from my game nerves. But now this whole situation has become this gigantic ball of stress that makes me wanna hurl every time I see a Habs flag.

GAAAAAAAH!! Can't believe how much I care about this team. Please don't let it be over boys - YOU CAN DO THIS!! I haven't thought that in a long time!!

GYFH GO!

iRiRi said...

@moe - mojitos? Mmmm. I'll be right over.

Also, today has officially been the most unproductive day EVER.

Dave said...

Ever.

Dave said...

29, I want to go to Hurleys and drink Guiness and Mojitos.

moeman said...

HurRiRi up cuz its only a 26er.

MrBigTime said...

It's Halak's birthday at midnight!

suck on that pumpkin Liltits~

lawyergirl77 said...

I want a fucking Mojito. Stat.

Haven't eaten all day. Running on fumes. Probably a bad idea. Don't care.

WHY DO I CARE SO MUCH? WHYYYYYY??

soperman said...

I am home from work but the time is going so slow. It is like Saturday night when I was a little boy. Even my wife / mother just came in and nagged because she doesn't believe that I fertilized the lawn. (All she has to do is look at it, Christ its May and it is in great shape.)

moeman said...

Dreger tweets;

"Cammalleri is a quote factory. Says he almost feels bad for the guys who play their entire careers without ever being a Canadien. Pure gold!"

lawyergirl77 said...

MrBigTime - it's also PFK's bday tomorrow. 21.

I want it to be a happy one for both of them!! They deserve it!!

Mr. natural said...

[a href="http://www.URLtolinkto.com"]Text to display
Can't get the link to show live, but Fuck Crosby anyway.

Habsfan10 said...

@4:

Guinness and Mojitos? I think you just invented what I'm going to call Cinco O' Boyo.

Would Hurley's even know how to make a mojito, or would they kick your ass up the street to NewTown?

Public Domain said...

lunch today: just gravy

It's all gravy now folks.

Tryin to take a page from Squid's book, keeping it loose, having fun..

yeah right

SK said...

@MrNatural: hopefully for your sake the canadiens put up a better performance tonight than you did at posting a link.

Mr. natural said...

OK last time I try to get this link to show live, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysDphYqMG6M, it's awesome and gives me the chills.

If it didn't work fuck it.

I already plan to play it surreptitiously over the office intercom at 4:55.

That will make it a productive day!


Hey SK Kis my ass.

GYFHG

lawyergirl77 said...

SK - doesn't matter if he can't post the link.

Habs fans work TOGETHER in a team to get the job done.

Mr. natural's link

hfotwc said...

@sk how's cindy's diaper rash?

fuck crybaby
fuck buttman
fuck titsburg

GO YOU FUCKING HABS!!!

Mr. natural said...

You, lawyergirl are a sweetheart.

Habs fans of the world UNITE!

I officially owe you a Mojito.

Cheers!

Best one ever. Sao Paulo Brazil.

Cuba's good too.

SK said...

Well at least we know Lawyer is making the next round after a successful link.

watched about 3 sec and realized I had already seen it last week. That was supposed to be a comedy right?

And cmon, cant you all come up with somethign a little more original, and more importantly accurate, than just repeatedly saying that the guy who just knocked in the gold medal winning goal for you guys is a crybaby...?

Kate said...

I'm crossing everything that can possibly be crossed and by the grace of God that doesn't include boobs (yet).

One word. WIN.

hfotwc said...

a whiny little bitch?

Habsfan10 said...

Okay, one of the kids in that video is wearing a Fucking Komisarek jersey. NOT GOOD.

And when that dude was in the Expos gear I thought he was Bartolo Colon. Expos fans just punched something.

lawyergirl77 said...

SK - Here's the thing. I go to LOTS of games. Season ticket holder for a few years now.

Crosby is undeniably talented.
But even Gretzky - a known whiner - could fucking MAN UP once in a while.

I am sick unto death of the way that he is talking to the refs/linesmen during every break in play. I'm pretty sick of the way that he makes blatant appeals to get calls sometimes.

Playing through that shit is what earns you respect and the mantle of Legend (and makes you into a Man instead of a child, but whatever). Any other way - you're just a talented poser.

And don't get me started on how ANGRY I get at the fact that the Pens, more than any other team in the league are allowed to work INTERFERENCE into their set plays. Boggles. You guys did it last year vs. Caps and Wings and you've done it to the Sens and now us.

Bottom line - this shit has to stop. Tonight.

moeman said...

I ♥ lg77.

Mr. natural said...

HF10, what are ya gonna do, the guy blogged that when he updated it he didn't have the heart to cut the kid out of the vid.

I will still stand by earlier commitments that I will by the HF4 a round a delicious Mojito for LG77.

GYFHG

I feel it in my fucken' bones baby!

lawyergirl77 said...

tks moe!

By the way - the "I'm pretty sick of the way" should read I'M FUCKING sick of the way...

God, my assistant should proofread my posts now. I'm turning into Panger... ;)

SK said...

If you honestly think the pens get away with the interference more than a great number of teams, wings are the first that come to mind, then I hope you are enjoying life in your isolated little bubble while sporting your tin foil hat.

And as someone who also has had season tickets for a number of years and likely has seen crosby play more games than anyone else on this blog, the comment about him not manning up couldn't be more of a joke or further from the truth. As someone who actually knows, I'll leave it at that.

moeman said...

heh

SK said...

Well ladies and gents, about time for me to hit the arena. Cheers to a great fucking game tonight.

And I hope that you are all alive/have homes left after all of the riots in montreal, which i'm sure will happen win or loss, finish tonight.

iRiRi said...

Good riddance!

Public Domain said...

@SK - nice of you to drop by

Have a great tailgate party

Mr. natural said...

........and bless us one and all!!

GO FUCKEN'HABS GO.

Home to prepare........

Aw fucking nervous now.

iRiRi said...

T minus 2 hours...

hfotwc said...

a pittsburg fan who knows!!wtf?

don't slip on cindy's tears on your way out sk.


GO YOU FUCKING HABS GO MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!

lawyergirl77 said...

SK (if you're still around): come up to Montreal. I'll buy you a beer, pull out my dry-erase hockey whiteboard and a marker and show you what I mean.

And as for Crosby - I ain't changing my mind. I knows what I sees... This series has forever killed the Sid mystique for me.

Anonymous said...

Pants fucking pants!!! Fuck me drunk in krautland, go pants go beer GO MONTREEL!!!! HALAK IT!!

wv: magical, need I say more?

LJ said...

SK go fuck yourself.. from start to finish, I'm not your friend ever.

Headache - check
cold sweats - check
can't eat - check
couldn't sleep - check
didn't do fuck all at work today but play floor hockey - check

Go you fucking Habs Go.

wv I hope GILL is nonsor enough to play tonght.

Public Domain said...

pretty quiet - you guys are drinking

I'm sitting here like a coked-up lab rat hitting "refresh" every four seconds..

fuck

start the fucking game

GoldenGirl11 said...

Just ran a 1 minute mile. I think the Habs are laced with cocaine.

Mike said...

GYFH

Penguin Fritters, penguin battered in corn meal, fried. Beer? Nope, Penguin Fritters a la Crosby, served with a cheap whine...

Shut out for Halak

hfotwc said...

copious amount of alcohol awaiting.


Squid breaks some kind of playoff scoring records.

Jaro gets a shotout.

Matt Cooke gets all his teeth knocked out.

Cindy goes home crying to uncle Buttman.


GO YOU MOTHER FUCKING HABS!!!!

Young HF29 said...

ok all eating and masturbating out of the way.

Hal Gill in the warmup. looks good to go.

Young HF29 said...

calm before the storm around here?

GoldenGirl11 said...

Freaking out!!

7 months later I love the Je Suis. Whole different meaning now.

Kate said...

@GG,

That's exactly what I was thinking today.

Glass of wine and cat blankie. I'm ready, bring it on!!

GYFHG!!!!!

hfotwc said...

@bill 101. church's fridge stacked. service starts immediately with the crack of the 1st beer.


GO YOU FUCKING HABS!!!!!

Young HF29 said...

FINALLY Coronation Street is ending

punkster said...

The boys are going to be fine tonight.

Young HF29 said...

haha Sid yapping at the refs during the opening montage

Young HF29 said...

Sid looks petrified.

hfotwc said...

do they call this noise?

orangeman said...

120 comments and the puck hasn't even been dropped yet. No matter what happens I will enjoy my taco ice cream.

Now I just have to remember to breath. I haven't been this nervous since I lost my virginity. Hopefully this is less painful and more productive.

Young HF29 said...

woooooo! go you fucking pants!!!!!

moeman said...

Someone tell bob cold that Gill's number is 75 not 25.

heh, Sid sits. Cash it in!

Young HF29 said...

calling a penalty on Crosby???????

/ has heart attack

iRiRi said...

Whiny little bitch getting what he deserves.

Orangeman said...

A penalty to Crosby? I don't even know what to say.

moeman said...

1-0!

Young HF29 said...

FUCK YEAH!!!!

FUCK YOU SID!!!!!

Orangeman said...

Oh my god, on a delayed call!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!

moeman said...

Gio! from PFK!

Public Domain said...

instant boner

iRiRi said...

Gio!!!

Orangeman said...

Why did Crosby leave the penalty box? If there was a delayed call shouldn't it just negate the penalty and Crosby stays in? Just a rule clarification please.

boob gainey said...

Don't like this powerplay.

moeman said...

Longer penalty sits.

Young HF29 said...

we're sitting on a lead already

Orangeman said...

Thanks moeman.

Young HF29 said...

AUUGH post

iRiRi said...

Sure. Call the interference on the Habs.

Orangeman said...

Fluery looks shakey.

Young HF29 said...

oh cmon the puck was nowhere near the crease, he was skating out too

Number31 said...

If that was goalie intereference, sneezing on him would a penalty...

Orangeman said...

Pens look more interested in looking facny than scoring. Nice.

moeman said...

Nice PK.

WV = ilend, as in ilend my glasses to bob cold so he can see better

iRiRi said...

Pens are all over the place. In a bad way.

Young HF29 said...

Fleury had ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE holding on to that Bob, not "no" trouble. Fleury's shaky, and Bob's blind and senile

boob gainey said...

They are nervous. We need to take advantage of this. If they score they won't be nervous anymore.

Looks like Gill is hurting. Do we have a 7th d-man?

Lynda said...

I'm again not watching I know I could but hey it's worked so far. No I'm not superstisous why do you ask?

moeman said...

2-0!!!!!!!!

iRiRi said...

Gimme moore!!!

Young HF29 said...

MOOOOOOOREEE!!!!!!

Orangeman said...

FUCK YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HOLDING, YOU FUCKERS!

moeman said...

Thx orpik you stupid fuck.

Public Domain said...

viagra unnecessary

Number31 said...

LOLpik wtf was that?!

Also what a shot by Moore.

HAHAHA JARO YOU KILL ME!

kevincrumbs said...

Okay, Habs up 2-0 without me watching a single minute on TV. Fuck trying to find a bar with VS at the San Francisco Airport, I ain't gonna jinx this shit. Go Habs Go!

moeman said...

That Jaro move was Royesque.

Young HF29 said...

i cant breathe. im not gonna make it til the end of this game

Orangeman said...

Two more exactly like that, please.

Young HF29 said...

ok deep breath

Pens looked at times scared, nervous, or disinterested. i like all 3

moeman said...

29, did you forget to take the bag off your head? Pace, my man, pace.

Wonder if bettman is pantsless.

Orangeman said...

So was that penalty on Crosby a bit of a layover from what happened at the end of last game? Maybe a message letting him know they're not going to take his shit?

Number31 said...

Stay cranky, Pittsburgh.

GYFH!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥

Young HF29 said...

orange that is interesting and i would like to subscribe to your newsletter. but that would mean the NHL isn't pro-Sid, and we know that's not true

moeman said...

CHerry is giving Gainey props. It is Bizarro HNIC.

Young HF29 said...

"Pittsburgh looked dopey" - Grapes. outstanding. OMG i like Grapes now

moeman said...

Isn't dopey on of the Game 7 Dwarfs?

Young HF29 said...

Grapes must read FHF!

moeman said...

Pace, 29, pace!

Anonymous said...

just quickly checking in to say FUCK YEAH! But I'll not quit with the racing heart (which fucking started about 30 minutes before puck drop!) until they grab a 4 goal lead! Even then. Fuck. I changed things up and had a pre-game beer while making supper. Seems to be OK with the world. Time for my traditional 1st intermission beer now. GO PANTS! GYFHG!

Later

L DUDE

Anonymous said...

mr trivia says:

georges laraque on cbc????????????

what the fuck was that?

...


back to GYFH!

Young HF29 said...

haha PFK cant stop jumping around standing outside the dressing room

iRiRi said...

He couldn't contain his excitment during the anthems too! I ♥ him!

Young HF29 said...

@mr trivia - did you mean the Tecsavvy commercial i just saw with BGL that fucking KILLED me?

iRiRi said...

That was NOT accidental.

moeman said...

heh, cbc wants Jaro run. Fuckers.

Orangeman said...

Crosby goes into Halak skates first. Where's the interference call there refs?

Young HF29 said...

SQUID!!!!!!!!

moeman said...

SQUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iRiRi said...

SQUID!!!

Orangeman said...

FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH

Orangeman said...

A desperate atttempt by the refs to help the Pens. It's ok, bitCHes.

Young HF29 said...

crowd booing. fuck yeah

Number31 said...

Wow. What a job by Andrei to start that D:

What a setup for that goal!

wv: staikies
We can totally stick the staikies in their ♥

GYFH!

moeman said...

MOEN!!!!!!!!!

iRiRi said...

MOEmaN

Orangeman said...

OH MY GOD!

Young HF29 said...

FUCK YEAH FUCK YOU REFS FUCK YOU EVERYONE WOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous said...

i am going out of my fucking mind!!!!

Chamby said...

YEAH BABY! Let's get 4 more!!!

Anonymous said...

i am going out of my fucking mind!!!!

moeman said...

I can almost taste the ice cream!!!!!!!!

Number31 said...

SASKATCHEPLOW! ♥

wow Johnson is taking over...

Young HF29 said...

nice kill

ok, so i'm dreaming right?

OH MAN almost 5

Young HF29 said...

for moe:

(...)

Lynda said...

Holy CHrist on a cracker what is going on??????????

WV creme, Hmmmm sorry I am 50 but I don't think I really need to spell that out do I??

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