Thursday, May 20, 2010

I'm Surrounded by Assholes - Game 3 Preview, Open Thread and Manifesto

I'm Surrounded By Assholes! Game 3 Preview, Open Thread and Manifesto

You know, lately I've been thinking about assholes. Trolls, biased announcers, orange-clad bastards hammering the glass, vandalizing reporter's cars and pouring beer on RDS trucks. Flyers fans can be assholes. Philly fans in general have a reputation as assholes. So do New Yorkers (Rangers and Yankees and Jets fans, mostly),and Bostonians (Red Sox and Bruins in particular). Leafs fans are a different kind of bitter, snarky "why does everyone hate us" asshole. Canadiens fans keep talking about how Montreal is better than that ... how we don't troll, don't abuse opposing fans, blah blah blah. How we're classy. How our grandfathers and dads went to the Forum in suits and ties.

But let's look at the facts: Montrealers riot. Montrealers boo the hell out of opposing players for whatever perceived slight. Montreal fans turn on their own players like vipers. Montreal fans act all smug and arrogant and throw around "24 Cups" and "1967" a lot considering we are 17 years and counting. We're assholes but not to the proper level. We're hated for all the wrong reasons.

Here's the thing, folks: It's not 1950 anymore. It's not 1977. It's not even 1986 or 1993. It's been 14 years since the Forum got mothballed, 15 years since a true francophone superstar dazzled in bleu, blanc et rouge. Almost 2 decades of rudderless management and a corresponding young fanbase that doesn't know anything else. You can't tell me that this franchise and its fans haven't changed. It's all changed, baby. But it hasn't changed for the better or worse. It's changed for the half assed. Montreal fans are caught between the old guard, the "Rocket Beliveau Roadrunner Lafleur ruled, Patrick Roy disgraced the jersey and shouldn't have his number in the rafters" crowd, and the new breed, the "Roy is the greatest of all time why'd we get rid of a superstar like Kovy, Ole ole ole" generation. This team and its fanbase need an identity, and there's only one way to go: ASSHOLE.

Yeah, I said it. It's time to stop half-assing the assholeishness and get serious. More riots! More booing! Senseless violence! Attacking team buses! Mother insults! Looting liquor stores? Amateur hour. Loot the fucking Seagram's distillery, dammit! Enough with being "sort of" assholes. It's go-time for douchebaggery and mindless violence folks! Fewer ties and suits, more tire irons! Less classy, more Clockwork Orange!

Instead of booing the national anthem, pelt the first American in opposing colours with batteries! Instead of shouting "1967" at Leafs fans, bring up the Maple Leaf Gardens sexual abuse ring! Stop answering opposing fan taunts with "Ole ole" and start answering with folding chairs! Talk up the 24 Cups even more. When some asshat starts talking shit about "50 mile rules" or Montreal getting to protect all the French players, don't set him straight with the actual facts ... tell him he's right, the Habs cheated for 50 years and we'd fucking do it all over again! Hell, they all think that's what happened anyway. Tell them we rigged the fucking Lafleur draft too!

And what of the team itself? The Flying Frenchmen aren't walking through that door, folks. The Smurfs aren't the answer. Want to cultivate this asshole image to the max? It's time for a full on, cheapshotting, dirty, diving, Max Lapierre as captain with the Kostitsyn's wearing A's trainwreck of asshole-osity. Big(ger) drug parties. Hookers. Off ice fights. On ice fights. Carey Price getting 16 year old girls pregnant during intermission and smoking on the ice. Trading for Chris Higgins and his dealer back. Retiring John Kordic's number. Making the spear in the nuts our signature offensive play. Denis Leary as coach. Rush Limbaugh as PR director. Replacing the little kids with the flags with Hell's Angels. A 200 foot billboard of PK Subban giving Leafs fans the finger in Yonge Dundas Square in Toronto. A traveling fan base that makes English football fans look like an actuarial conference.

Josh Gorges needs to start growing a bad goatee and celebrating victories by spitting at opposing fans. Jacques Martin needs to channel Reggie Dunlop. We need to trade to get Grabovski back. Komisarek too. And Milan Lucic. Let's get Claude Lemieux out of retirement. Hire Patrick Roy as GM. Start calling the kids at the annual Children's Hospital Christmas party weaklings and lazy for staying in bed all day. Ask Jacques Parizeau to write the season tickets application with "No ethnics need apply" stamped across the top. Turn the Molson Zone into a Champagne room, and the red seats into a Molson Zone. Start handing out commemorative coins to throw at referees at home games. Change the logo from CH to FTW.

Everyone already hates the Canadiens and their fans. We might as well make it worth their while. Consider this the call to asshole.

Stuff you namby-pamby sissy fans probably care about:

Game time 7:00 pm at the (Ring your fucking) Bell Centre, on some shitty US Stations and the dumbass CBC and RDS.

Stupid overrated child abuser Michael Leighton (whose mama is a ho) starts for Philly because he's a lucky jerkoff who has a billion minute shutout streak. Useless flash-in-the-pan-not-nearly-as-good-as-that-fucking-Price-dude Jaroslav Halak gets the nod for Montreal.

Illegitimate child of a Chicoutimi hooker Jacques Martin says badass mofo Ryan O'Byrne may dress in place of useless sack of shit Mathieu Darche as Habs go to 7 defencemen. Terrible waste of skin Chicken also back in favour of awesome Belarussian shit-disturber and partyboy Little Tits.

Cheap dirty lucky Flyers make no changes, except Scott Hartnell's wife, who changed the motel she frequents with all his teammates. Daniel Briere changed his purse to match the Flyers faggotty white road unis.

You got something to say, fuckface? Add it in the damn comments. Or don't. We'll be too busy punching Flyers fans in the throat and flipping cars to notice.

197 comments:

Chenny13 said...
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Chenny13 said...

So I said "Fly-her? But I hardly know her!" *Rimshot*

But seriously. GYFH.

Boob Gainey said...

My understanding is that the rioters are not "true" Canadiens fans.

They are sociopaths who happen to also cheer for the Habs (well, what young male in Montreal doesn't?).

Mr Trivia said...

what a dandy cooch-bag post.

go fuck yourself and your mother!

wait- go fuck mcsplooge and i'll fuck your mother.

and habs- you fuck those flyers good.

NFLD Hab said...

I like where you're going with this. We should get the Molsons to add a jail in the Bell centre to hold the white trash and the hooligans and we should boo Santa Claus.

Then we'd be on par with Philly fans.

Those are some assholes.

Anonymous said...

fucking right, this is the best post i have read on this site. makes me want to whip out my dick and piss on the next person i see. fuck the entire city of philly fucking cunt lobsters can lick a bleeding dick. GYFH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Habsfan10 said...

@ Anon:

That's the fuckin' spirit.

Serious Fan said...

LOL, brilliant.

Go Habs Go! Riot Fans Riot!

HabsFan29 said...

All right, let's show 'em what we got, Habs! Get out there on the ice and let 'em know you're there. Get that fucking stick in their side. Let 'em know you're there. Get that lumber in his teeth. Let 'em know you're there!

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go buy some batteries.

so much win in this post 10. and GG outstanding work

Tyg said...

These Call To Arms rallying cries always make me teary eyed. *sniff*

Laszlo said...

hahahahaha, best god damn post in a long time! Bravo! Oh, sorry for my poor choice of words. Fuck you all! Better? GYFH! Let's do this!

Chester said...

Where the fuck is Chris Nilan when you need him, fuck that lets go to Verdun and get a coupla Hiltons ... ya thats the ticket lets get right down to their level Philly Smashmouth .

Go Habs.

RiRi said...

"It's time for a full on, cheapshotting, dirty, diving, Max Lapierre as captain with the Kostitsyn's wearing A's trainwreck of asshole-osity."

DO IT!
I just spit out my drink.
Genius!!!
GYFHG!!!

L Dude said...

I got nuthin' but a simple GYMFHG!

the Maritimer said...

Outstanding!

To all Flyers fans: Fuck you and the horse you road in on you infected assholes.

GYFHG

Orangeman said...

"Orange....bastards hammering the glass".

MY EARS ARE BURNING!

Now let me finish that sentence you wrote....AHHHHHHH!!!!! MY EYES!!!

WV: unguoya. What Madonna is doing nowerdays to stay in shape.

lawyergirl77 said...

Holy fuck - you guys are on a hot streak lately...

So much win.

Kmaxx said...

HF10 - Ona day when I truly thought HF 4 was a blogging God - you just whipped his sorry ass all over the fuckin' place! Awesome post mutherfucker!

No let's get this shit done proper. No need for acroymns at this point - just say it loud and proud...GO YOU MUTHER FUCKIN' HABS GO!

lawyergirl77 said...

Shit, I was all Zen for the game and now I'm getting crazy nervous.

The Bell Centre is going to be TENSE until the Habs score their first goal, man...

GO YOU FUCKING HABS GO!! Don't let these motherfuckers win in our Barn, TABARNAK.

Orangeman said...

Finally got through the whole post (hey, I'm a dozen deep here). Brilliance. Colbert would be proud.

I just want to reiterate that I know several lovely people who at one point or another lived or were even born in Philly. I've spent some time there and while it was similar to a vampire movie in that once the sun starts going down the sane people run for their homes, I had great, ridiculous times there.

GO YOU MOTHERFUCKING SLUT HABS GO!

Not Geoff Molson said...

Reggie Dunlop: What are you guys doing?
Steve Hanson: Puttin' on the foil!
Jeff Hanson: Every game!
Jack Hanson: Yeah, you want some?


GYFH!

WV - Go you fucking Habs - quit playing like you're "consti"pated.

foo said...

You might beat us on the ice tonight but you'll never out-douche us! But keep trying. It's sort of fun.

gillis said...

meh

swarkles said...

Everyone already hates the Canadiens and their fans. We might as well make it worth their while. Consider this the call to asshole.
--------
Damn straight.

But seriously the last section about Hartnell's wife and Briere's purse almost had me in tears. You guys should print this out and hand it out to Habs fans as they enter the Bell Center

je me souviens said...

'signature spear in the nuts' ...brilliant. #40: r u listening! indeed... colbert would be proud. oh... and wheres BGL? if not tn... then when anyother time we need him more? good work BG (sarcasm)

'terrible waste of skin Chicken' ...how about that terrible waste of chicken skin ...mmmm... yummy. chicken skin. anybody up for PFK? and thats the money shot. PKF!~

run 'em rough. play 'em tough. hear them scream? still not enough. LGYFH!!

(oh and i belong to that i can't believe they retired that stupid assed jerk's #. crowd)

Anonymous said...

Wow. That was... intense. As a Flyers fan, I somehow feel cheap for only booing Santa Claus. Maybe we in Philly should have stripped him bare and taken turns fucking him. Maybe then we'd have your grudging respect. We'll have to settle for having your cup and grinding off your names.

L Dude said...

Anon: you can take Hal Gill's punchbowl sized cup after the game and drink his ball sweat from it and any pubes you find, you can use to floss to get rid of the scrotum lint.
And if you want to grind it after that, that's your business.
Fuck you.

L Dude said...

BTW, not troll feeding. Just gathering up the hate. Been feeling rather meh about the game.

WV: I see deadpepo.

Mr. natural said...

having just read the game #3 preview I am wiping a tear from my eye using my orange silk hanky!

(*standing on chair applauding!)


Don't feed the PHucktard Trolls.

Orangeman said...

Going to bed/taking a nap now before the game. See you kids in a few. Be excellent to each other.

WV: imake. There are simply too many ways to take that, especially if your mind is in the gutter like mine.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Just punched my fifteen year old year old in the throat. He was conceived in Cleveland and the flight to Montreal had a stop over in Philly. I'm a habs fan, an asshole and after we win the cup I'm going to Disneys land!!!

Anonymous said...

@L Dude: great hating!
@Flyers fans: i hope a comet hits your fucking city and then aliens with dicks for feet crawl out from underneath it and fuck your eye sockets. you white trash new york wannabe back alley fucktards.

GYFPFK!!!!!
GYFH!!!

-The Real Anon- Bitches

WV: plizing: the aliens will be plizing themselves by fucking your eye sockets.

Anonymous said...

now I REALLY wish I had seats for tonights broo haha...

great post...

~~SkyKing

Mr. natural said...

@GG11 PHucken' hilarious!

I hearby swear I will punch every baby I see, from now 'till game time, in the face.

Hope that helps!

Go You Fucking Habs Go! Just Fucking Go Do It, smash them , crush Carcillo's windpipe, bleed Leighton like the bitch that he is, PHUCK THEM!

Our father who art in heaven hallowed be the Habs name, thy kingdom come on earth as it is in heaven, GYMFHG KILL KILL KILL!!!

Amen.

kevincrumbs said...

Hahaha. Brilliant stuff as always. I honestly have nothing better to add.

foo said...

The good news for you folks is that you can change up your superstitious pre-game rituals since they're not working anyways. We have to keep ours up. Usually it involves consuming tons of meth then beating the crap out of handicapped orphan children, stealing their money and spending it all on toothless prostitutes. It gets old after 6 games!
Wv is holy p. Kid you not!

Dekomahovelich said...

Why don't we get one of our 3 minutes of ice time guys (Pouliot) to go out on the first shift and put his Sherwood right through that prick Briere? Seriously, what's the downside to that? 10 minute misconduct 2 minute penalty and maybe a game? Set the tone.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Ok I'm not feeding the trolls here but seriously foo and co. you have your two games, the wv's belong to us dammit!

lawyergirl77 said...

Dying laughing.

"Pat Hickey" is trending in Canada on Twitter.

Fuck, I love this city!!

Moey said...

How fucking stupid are those Philly fans? The Einstein that vandalized Pat Hickey's car was proudly displaying the license plate that he stole on Facebook.

GYFHG!!!!!

foo said...

Can I trade you some additional wv's for two
more games?

HabsFan29 said...

@GG - foo is no troll. you can engage in friendly banter with foo. foo is cool. DJ Philly Phuck Phace or whatever his name is, now that's a troll. who i look forward to hitting with a folding chair the first chance i get

GoldenGirl11 said...

@foo
You need to realize that your team is nothing more than the class bully who passes an exam using a cheat sheet only to realize that excelling is kinda cool so he puts everything he has into trying to be the class brain until the other class bully reminds him that he belongs in the gutter with the rest of their gang so he folds like the piece of shit ikea tent that I bought 12 years ago that never stays upright for more than 2 seconds.... or in your case two games. Karma is on it's way, foo. It's on it's way.

Bill 101 said...

@GG
interesting thread in which to bring up the 'k' word.

moeman said...

GFYF!

Habsfan10 said...

Dammit, the wv is cleann. What the fuck is blogger trying to tell me about this post?

Imma punch blogger in the nuts.

GO YOU FUCKING SCUM OF THE EARTH CHEAPSHOTTING ASSHOLE HABS GO!

Howard said...

Anyone on the board want to go to the game? I have an extra ticket. GYMFHG!

foo said...

@GG Perhaps there is something to your long, tortured analogy but mainly it sounds like you need to buy a better tent so you'll be less bitter. Most of us Philly fans know karma well (maybe not some of our trolls). Our teams are always kicking us in the nuts by blowing the big games. I don't really expect much better this year but I'm gonna enjoy it while it lasts because after almost choking on Broon gism, it's all gravy at this point. Off to the beer store. May tonight bring us some quality hockey.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@foo
Fuck the tent. Kids 1, 2 and 3 didn't suffer that much from lack of oxygen. Kid 4 will be fine. At the very least, you will pay for being polite.

Howard said...

Just thought I would ask. My daughter had to go out of town on business so I have the extra ticket to give away.

wv I'd like to take that perme of Hartnell's and pull as hard as I can!

Howard said...

BIG SEXY is in the house tonight! It's about time JM!

moeman said...

Beat the flyerstarter

Listen to it loud!

Be the trouble starters, fucking instigators
We're not fear addicted, heart and will(ustrated)

Beat the flyerstarter, twisted flyerstarter
Screen the flyerstarter, fist the flyerstarter
Make him pissed that flyerstarter

We're the bitCH you hate, PHan PHilth & KateSmithisPHatuated
Fucking CH yeah!
We're the pain you'll taste, fucking right we'll be, intoxicated

Fucking flyerstarters, asshole flyerstarters
Douchebag flyerstarters, mofo flyerstarters

We're the riot inflicted, dB detonators
Fucking CH yeah!
Bettman's Pants! are infected, twisted puck molester

Beat the flyerstarters, twisted flyerstarters
Boo the flyerstarters, punCH the flyerstarters
Make them shit those flyerstarters

We're the bitCH you hate, PHan PHilth & KateSmithisPHatuated
Fucking CH yeah!
We're the pain you'll taste, fucking right we'll be, intoxicated, meth!

Go You Fucking Habs!

Jaybird said...

Holy shit that's what I've been trying to fucking say!

I'm turning into beast mode if I see one discharge orange coloured "jersey" tonight. Its knuckles time! And folding chairs...

Then I'll check the score before proceeding cautiously lol

Its ours what are we even worried about? Kill em all and let God sort em out.

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK YEAH MOE!!!! that's the spirit

hfotwc said...

yeah moe!

fuck the Fucking flyerstarters, asshole flyerstarters
fuck the little creapy buttman

and

GO YOU FUCKING HABS GO MUTHA FUCKERS!!!

Anonymous said...

oh - this is classic! i love angry, i love assholes!!
GYFHG!!!

YEAHHHH!!!!

Darksyde said...

Ok, bitches. I say we take it a step further. I say we Malarchuck Leighton, then give Briere the Richard Zednick (I don't fucking care if I spelled it right) treatment. Then we trip Dr.Mulder as he heads onto the ice.

Go you mother fucking sons of bitch Habs go!

Darksyde said...

Btw...my wv tonight? Caliss. Hopefully Briere will be screaming his in agony tonight.

dwgs said...

With a wv like chfuns how could anything go wrong?
I got my foil on and my pants off.
GYMFHG!!!!

HabsFan29 said...

copious amounts of alcohol? check
brass knuckles? check
bitter anger that may lead to violence? double check

GO YOU MOTHERFUCKING HABS GO

HabsFan29 said...

you've topped yourself with that jacket Grapes

moeman said...

Yup, CHerry's jacket is violent and angry.

lehab said...

go you fucking habs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HabsFan29 said...

THROW THOSE BATTERIES HABS FANS

HabsFan29 said...

dammit Bob Cole is STILL alive

HabsFan29 said...

nice start. Rhino is rusty

lostinleafland said...

Ahh fuck O'byrne..you c---. Fuck

RiRi said...

Jesus Christ OB. Does he WANT to go back to the pressbox?!

moeman said...

Someone punCH the mouthguard out of Briere's ugly face.

HabsFan29 said...

Metro-MOEmaN-Squid? huh?

Orangeman said...

I might have to get my tinfoil touque out of the closet.

Anonymous said...

Cammalleri playin 2 lines already o-o

HabsFan29 said...

FINALLY!!!!!!

Squid!

moeman said...

FUCK YEAH!

RiRi said...

SQUID!!!

Orangeman said...

I just fucking screamed at the top of my lungs!!!

Oh, what, they scored?

YEAAAHHHHH!!

Huzzah said...

SQUIDDY SQUID!

moeman said...

bob cold is fucking senile.

Orangeman said...

Monkey. Off. Back.

Squid. On. Fire.

moeman said...

Assists to PFucK and FuckingHammer.

Orangeman said...

oops. I hear my neighbour rustling around. Sorry, man. Habs scored. Deal with it.

lostinleafland said...

How many time does bobcold fall asleep during a game?

mr trivia said...

JM made a swear word!

Orangeman said...

Are the refs going to call those late pokes and spears on Halak?

Oh, who am I kidding?

HabsFan29 said...

@lostinleafland - it's a trick question. he's asleep the whole time

moeman said...

Um, yeah, um, sure, um, go fuck yourself carcillow.

Orangeman said...

@29: HA!

Cash in juseyo!

(juseyo = "Can I have please" in Korean).

HabsFan29 said...

gam sa hamnida o'man

moeman said...

heh Laps gives the stupid fucking flyerstarter a cluck

HabsFan29 said...

bob cold cant compliment the Habs without saying "long way to go yet". fuck off cold

Anonymous said...

Someone should shave Healys head and piss on him..fuck face

RiRi said...

What if CHicken remembered how to score a goal?

moeman said...

2 to fucking nothing!!!!!!!!!!

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK YEAH!!!!

we deserved that one

Orangeman said...

ORGASM!

RiRi said...

Pyatt!!!

HabsFan29 said...

NHL still wants their say

moeman said...

Go fuck your review bettman.

Orangeman said...

Crash the net. Review? Fuck you.

WV: The Habs are 'litting' the Bell Centre on fire.

moeman said...

Habs are firestarters!

Orangeman said...

Fuck you Pronger!

lostinleafland said...

Bettman must have been in the shitter and couldn't take the phone call to over turn the goal

HabsFan29 said...

Fuck you Pronger!

RiRi said...

Who's the bitch, now, Pronger?!

moeman said...

Get off the ice you fucking overrated piece of shit.

Orangeman said...

Fuck you Pronger!

moeman said...

Fuck you Coburn.

RiRi said...

That goes for you to, Coburn!

wv: traCH

Orangeman said...

That's what happens when you use your speed!

Now cash it and put it out of reach!

HabsFan29 said...

I'll take that period

moeman said...

PFucK lookin up was weirdly sweet.

WV = rewing, as in, time to rewing you stupid fucking asshole flyers

Orangeman said...

Maybe it's the residue of drinking last night, maybe it's the 3.5 hrs of sleep, maybe it's the advil. But I love this team!

kevincrumbs said...

Wow, Leighton looks incredible tonight. I think we should trade Jaro, Carey, Squid, Gio and our next fifteen first round picks for him. Simply amazing!

moeman said...

@Oman, maybe it s the fucking (re)name CHange, you bitCH.

Huzzah said...

Freaking post man~ Would've loved to go up 3-0 to the intermission

Orangeman said...

Cherry: Look at these headshots by the cheapshot artist formally known as Richards!

@moeman: damn straight. The Orange is here to stay.

moeman said...

Hey elliot, you idiot, the boards didn't help that goal. Hard work apid off. Go fuck yourself fried man.

heh, mclame tries to suggest that a Montreal long weekend calls for a Saturday afternoon gmae. Really? Since when you dumb fuck. Just admit it, the NHL is laughing at you and your network and is giving leeway to some stupid small US-based audience instead of providing Canadians, coast-to-coast, a traditional Hockey, Night, In, Canada. Fucking bettman shill.

RiRi said...

Squid: "we're gonna let them CHase us now!"

HabsFan29 said...

meh. now im nervous

Jaro!

Orangeman said...

Love that Galley just complimented the Phlyers on being more physical by showing 3 obvious penalties.

HabsFan29 said...

HURT SOMEONE LAPS IF YOURE GONNA TAKE A PENALTY YOU FUCKER

Orangeman said...

Oh, just decline the next PP, you're better without it.

Orangeman said...

I screamed so loud nothing came out!!!!!!!!

YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

WV: The Habs have curree-d their scoring problem.

kevincrumbs said...

LEIGH-TON, LEIGH-TON, LEIGH-TON.

Fuck off, Philly.

lostinleafland said...

Fuck you philly, clap clap clap, fuck you philly

kevincrumbs said...

Jesus, Pleks is starting to look like Chicken.

Orangeman said...

Oh lord, Galley. You showed 3 obvious non-calls against the Phlyers and complimented them on their physcial play. One non-call on the Habs and you're all over it. Let it go, your team is losing.

HabsFan29 said...

embellish your ass

GoldenGirl11 said...

Any team with a player named Mad Cow must lose.

HabsFan29 said...

AAUUGHHH tits. gotta shoot that Squid

one more period

Orangeman said...

I'll take another one of those.

kevincrumbs said...

Get the fourth goal early, Habs, and fucking finish this piece of shit team off.

HabsFan29 said...

"jock villa-noov" is not how you pronounce it mclane

HabsFan29 said...

Gio!

Orangeman said...

God I love this team.

FUUUUCCCCKKKKKK YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!

RiRi said...

Gio!!!

Pronger is minus fucking four!

Orangeman said...

Hamr +4 tongiht. Whatever alternate universe I woke up in, I hope I never leave.

HabsFan29 said...

the team needs adversity to play well. it's obvious

Orangeman said...

They need adversity? I will kidnap their families and mail them severed ears on the hour if it'll make them play like this forever. Anything for the team.

RiRi said...

Meh

kevincrumbs said...

Lucky goal.

Orangeman said...

Sigh. Halak will never get a shutout. It's ok, though.

HabsFan29 said...

i'll allow it. but no more

kevincrumbs said...

It'd be great to see either Chicken or Pleks pot a goal before this one is over.

RiRi said...

I want wings, dammit!

GoldenGirl11 said...

@orange
mail severed ears of children? You are coming to work for me!!!!

moeman said...

Josh to ref, you gotta call from bettman eh?!

G Y F H !

WV = dantzpan

Orangeman said...

They don't have to be children's ears. That would just be a bonus.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Hartnell is a cross between the lead singer from Simply Red and Mask.

HabsFan29 said...

ooh, 10 inches away from wings

RiRi said...

Laviolette's orange tie is killing me.

Orangeman said...

The wave!

Orangeman said...

Typical Philly goons coming out now.

kevincrumbs said...

Any Flyer fans wonder why everybody else hates the Flyers. Typical Flyer bullshit, at least learn how to lose with grace, asshats.

moeman said...

Stupid fucking hartnell, gutless puke.

RiRi said...

Escort those Phuckers to the chockey!

The crowd seems to have read this site today. Keep aiming for Pronger's head!

moeman said...

Flyers suck!

Flyers suck!

Flyers suck!

kevincrumbs said...

NAH NAH NAH NAH, NAH NAH NAH NAH, HEY HEY GOODBYE!

FLYERS SUCK! (as the crowd says).

Orangeman said...

PHLYERS SUCK!
PHLYERS SUCK!
PHLYERS SUCK!

kevincrumbs said...

Fucking Flyers, always cheating. Oh Coburn, I loved you as a Winterhawk but you're dead to me now.

Also, fuck Don Waddell for giving him away to the Flyers for Zhitnik.

Orangeman said...

What a bunch of idiots. I think we're witnessing the unravelling of the Phlyers.

RiRi said...

How fucking dumb can you be? Oh, that's right, we're playing Philly.

Get that fifth goal!!!

HabsFan29 said...

Wings!

kevincrumbs said...

Golazo. This means wings, right?

moeman said...

GO FUCK YOURSELF FLYERS!

Orangeman said...

Have I said I love this team? Cause I do.

Orangeman said...

MAB finally, finally, finally, proving his worth.

moeman said...

GO FUCK YOURSELF gary gawly!

RiRi said...

Uro!!!

Wings!!!

3 assists for PFK!!!

GYFHB!!!

*faints*

kevincrumbs said...

Wow, the Flyers didn't try to goon it up after the whistle? What's next, peace in the Middle East?

moeman said...

GO FUCK YOURSELF bob cold!

HabsFan29 said...

Hamr the first star. i may die laughing

RiRi said...

Hate to say I told you so... but I predicted wings this morning!

Where's DJ Douchebag now?!

Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

Orangeman said...

Now, I don't want to take all the credit cause the boys played well and all. But the Orange says you're welcome.

Caduceus said...

ahhhh, much better!

Mr. Leighton!
I can see your 5-hole. :)

GYFHGFTW!!!

Orangeman said...

The only thing more embarrassing than Philly's goonery is Cherry's xenophobia.

moeman said...

You kidz lovin' PFK's glove on the ice move? Me, you fucking better believe it!!!

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
I noticed that. Amazing!

Orangeman said...

Well, I'm off to treat myself to a nice all you can eat buffet for lunch. I'm going to molest that taco station.

Good night kids, nice haning out with you all. Good luck trying to sleep after that one.

GO HABS GO!

RiRi said...

What did PFK do?!? Share please!

Moey said...

Woo hoo! When the Flyers are losing it's an automatic default to goonery. Some things never change.

The boys played a brilliant game. *wipes eyes and nose*
I'm so proud.

kristin said...

That's more like it. What are we burning tonight? Or just straight looting?

moeman said...

RiRi, PFK did it twice. Bak in his zone, playing safe, he drags the glove on the ice whilst stick handling. Methinks he is working on a signature move.

Mr. natural said...

@RiRi et al let's leave the Trolls and PHucktards alone, we are Montrealers not from The City of Brotherly PHucktards.

We show more class by continuing to ignore them even in victory.

> Speed kills!
> Leighton is a Bitch and full time second tier goalie and as many many of us predicted once we get to him it will all be over. Did you see how he went down early on the fourth (?) goal, I mean is that an NHL caliber goalie? That is a serious question take a look at the replay.
> History repeating, end of game losing badly start a brawl, PHilly PHucktard playbook, page #1.
> My dearest Habs Please Please please don't make us do it again, make us go to game 5 down 3-1, seriously my heart can't take it.No PHucking joking!!
> Very proud to say got all family members and spouses to go pantless for game(1 exception son working in retail, though he did check with his boss while he had me on the line, good boy! Prick Boss said no).
>Very drunk and happy but making effort to correct typos.

GYMFHG!!

In closing a special thanks to FHF I think their aggressive/retarded game day blog put us all into a full on Psycho rage and created a very positive vibe for our Heroes.

Hey is Max being a great shit disturber or what , love it!

Hasta La Proxima amigos.

Chris said...

Leighton.... the Calder Cup is calling! Go back to where you belong!

RiRi said...

Thanks, moe. Ooh! Sounds fancy! will have to catch it on Canadien Express.

kevincrumbs said...

NHL on the Fly went from discussing the "brawl" to straight up ripping on Max. Jesus fucking Christ, this shit is getting annoying, although he must be doing something right to be garnering so much attention.

I, for one, think he was pretty good tonight and so was his line, which continues to really save our asses at times. So Max, keep yapping and smiling.

Number31 said...

WOOOOOOOOOO~! Now Express needs to start so I can see the first two.

"Cow tipping in Burlington. News at 11!" First thing I see when I turn on the tv.

Mr. natural said...

@Kcrumbs

Didn't see that, but seriously in a long line of monumental pests the NHL has tolerated, Rocky has not even earned his first stripe yet.

Montreal usually gets killed by these type of guys, Max is small time still, but I love what he is doing.

For a line that's only expected to try and hold their own, they really upset the apple cart, either Rocky is taking someone off their game, scoring a clutch goal or garnering so much attention that his line mates are scoring.

IMHO he is having a great playoffs.

GYMFHG and screw the PHucktards!!

HabsFan29 said...

I hear the helicopters over Downtown. After a Game 3 win?

RiRi said...

Briere whining like a little bitch... STFU.

RiRi said...

I saw the PFK glove move and I am impressed! Pretty cool!

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lawyergirl77 said...

*cough*

Olé, bitCHes.

Oh-fuckin'-lay.

swarkles said...

aaaaand I missed everything. At least on my way to work I got to laugh at some prick with a huge penguins bumper sticker as I passed him.

gillis said...

meh

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