Monday, May 17, 2010

The Morning Skate for Monday, May 17th

Bullet points for what you missed while remembering Ronnie James Dio...
  • UGH. Ugh ugh ugh ugh. Flyers 6, Habs 0. Well that was a typical Habs game, if by typical you mean when the Habs really blew chunks this season. Not much effort, crappy dumb penalties, crappy performance by crappy defensive liability Urologist, etc. Maybe let's all just pretend like it never happened? Maybe we just got all the bad shit out in one game? Let's hope;
  • Much closer game in the West, with the Hawks stealing home ice advantage with a 2-1 win. Antttti Niemi came up big for the Hawks with 44 saves.
Deep breath.

108 comments:

Mr. natural said...

Copy and paste of my post this AM on yesterday's "Little people........game 1 preview and open thread" thread.

OK, so we got spanked.

We all knew that they had supreme momentum, combine that with the unbelievable flat level of our play (and that's everyone from the net out) and this is the result you get.

It's not all MAB's fault, he has always been a bonehead in the defensive zone, face it we were SHIT! But that happens (Hello game #2 against Caps, wheels came off there too).

We have to lose sometimes and the Philly PHucks have now won 5 in a row and scored 10 goals without one against, that will change!

A) get back to OUR game, the one that got us here and B) clear the front of the net, do these two things and we will be fine.

The extra days took our edge off, but as Joel said on RDS last night that rest will likely come into play to our advantage as the series drags on.

GHMFHG!

Courage tous le monde, adversity is our ally!

Mr. natural said...

..........AWWwww already have shit comming at me from various gloating sorces, many of you will also suffer this indignity today..hold fast do not believe the Cinderella fable, we will not turn into pumpkins.

JM, Kirk et al are already studying the tapes, beating everyone over the head with them and strategizing for the next game, all our boys have to do is do as they are told and it will happen.

GOD DAMN IT!!! Fuck that sucked so fucken bad, shit I felt like pucking, I still do. but it will pass and we will rise again.

What doesn't kill us will make us stronger.

Boob Gainey said...

The game that got us here unfortunately was our goalie stopping everything and Fleury being a sieve.

If you think about the Pittsburgh series it's amazing how many bad goals Fleury let in.

Then there's the fact that the Flyers are exactly the kind of team we don't do well against.

Habsfan10 said...

Fuck, Ronnie James Dio died? Now I'm depressed.

moeman said...

Like my Habs, I fell asleep on the couCH.

Go You Fucking Habs!

Chester said...

Hey, they have a D, and a goalie. Just like a real team. So we got some suckatude out of the way, good. Now lets get down to business shall we. We can beat these thugs, and we are much much better looking.
Go Habs !

BBRman said...

I didn't see the third period but let's look at the first two. 4 goals, 3 of which on stupid (or questionable) penalties (I think 2 officially, but one just after) and another off a fluke faceoff flub. These things are correctable. Remember the Pens' 4/4 PP in Game 1?

But the boys did look lethargic out there so I hope they pump up next time. Really, I didn't think the Phlyers looked that great either. I know TSN likes to pretend the Habs got thrown around and couldn't handle the Phlyer's size, but I really didn't see much problem there. In any event, they run on 4 D who will get tired with our speedy forwards eventually. That's if our forwards use their speed instead of trying to fight back and get roughing calls.

Frankly, I think we got em just where we want them. Philly is a cocky team so let's use that against them.

BBRman said...

@Boob: Fluery did let in some bad goals, but he also stole two games for them (3,5). Anyway, one game didn't get the Habs here, all 14 did, and I doubt Leighton (sp?) will do any better than Fluery in the long run. He let in 3 not great ones in his own game 7 and then wasn't tested much afterwards. Halak will bounce back like he did with the Caps and the Pens.

soperman said...

They are up one game, but the score goes back to 0 - 0. I am glad they got a couple on Price so that JM would not think of starting him in game 2.

Daddy Says said...

Can we sue the Urologist for mal-practice?
Also can we get Gomer to STOP TAKING STUPID FUCKING PENALTIES.

Its a long series, unless we play like that again.
GYFHG

wv: lonsem as in man is it a lon sem time being a habbies fan today

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Anonymous said...

Fucking shit!!!
Briere, Gagne, Giroux, Laperriere...what about them having Tremblays at the blue line when we're at it????

Go you fucking habs go!

Boob Gainey said...

I don't know much about hockey but I wonder if the rope a dope style will work against the Flyers.

First, they have many players who can score, on all their lines. Secnd, they forecheck like mad.

So just hanging back and absorbing the pressure might not work. I think the key against them will be to attack.

Mr. natural said...

@Boob G.

Agree, one noticable thing last night was their forechecking and how we didn't send back an extra body to help out so the pressure tactic worked, that will be an easy fix.

I'm surprised by the lack of activity today on this site, C'mon it ain't over 'till it's over.

Let's keep the morale up because Cosmic Kharma is all interwoven and they need us in their darkest hour.

GGYMFHG!!

Phuck the Philadelphia Phacists, last year two Quebecquois won the Stanley cup and yesterday we got beat by a few several more, we licked (no homo) the Pens QC'ers and we will do the same to Phillies.

I hope Carcillo gets his windpipe crushed!

Not Geoff Molson said...

GYFH

Now CBC can you kindly provide Jim Hughson as promised?

WV: Let's beat those phucking phlyers who are currently receiving "filetio" from the media

Mr Trivia said...

We'll be fine. This is what we needed. Now we're the underdog again.

The big bad Flyers, like so many analysts predicted, are just gonna walk all over us.

Blah-di-fucking-blah.

We'll bounce back. We didn't make it this far just to be owned by the Flyers.

We've lost every Game 1 so far. No big deal.


wv: The Habs pooddlog a stinker last night.

L Dude said...

It's one game. Big fucking deal. Let the Phuckers get over confident. For what it's worth I did none of my game day rituals yesterday. I just think you can wear out a good ritual. I'll be back at it tomorrow.

Long range forecast for Saturday: Sunny and 20°C. Good thing they play hockey at night so I can get some shit done on a nice sunny long weekend.

OH WAIT. N-FUCKING B-FUCKING C has to show afterfuckingnoon games that NOBODY is fucking even going to watch in the good ol' U.S.OF FUCKING A., so I have to tune in at 4 ofuckingclock! They don't even fucking pay a dime to show the fucking games! Fuck Bettman. Fuck the peacock. Fuck Bob Cole. Fuck Glen Healy. Fuck me. Fuck you. Fuck everybody.

Habs in 5.

GYMFHG!

L Dude said...

@Mr T: We won game 1 against the Caps. Other than that, I agree with everything you said.

Tyg said...

The problem is the Flyers size. Not sure speed is enough to overcome that, even if Les Boys do decide to bring it from now on. They looked scared and psyched out last night, just like Pouliot has been since the start of the post-season.

Bill 101 said...

Life is so challenging sometimes. During the 3rd period I struggled to figure out whether I was watching a suckfest or a shitfest. Shitfest won out as even the Flyers weren't that hot.

The 15-year-old told me not to worry as it was only Game 1. I wish I had delivered a loving and insightful comeback about the glories of passion, things bigger than us, loyalty,(insert unlucky ski jumper) the agony of defeat... but I just gurgled incoherently. When she was thankfully out of earshot, what actually came out of my mouth was "why dont you spend the week at you fucking mother's house, or is she too busy cashing cheques to feed you.."

Flyers as usual bringing out the worst.

Change the game. Do laundry. Switching to lemon-lime.

Go Habs Go.

SK said...

Ughh, I fucking hate the Flyers and the entire city of Philthadelphia for that matter. Last night was kinda funny though.

DJ Cole Slaw said...

Your Habs stink. The only reason you've made it this far is because of Halak. And guess who isn't stopping the puck anymore? Halak. 6 goals from 6 different players... Haha, you can't stop the Flyers offensive balanced attack. And you can't penetrate our defense. Get your golf clubs out!

hfotwc said...

@bill, if you want to add to your bitterness, you might want to read Jackass the Turd new vomit. Link on HIO.

Maybe it's time to wash that t-shirt?...

Only one game, your girl is right, oh, and there is more suffering coming too. It will be a long serie.

Anyway, part of the blame's on you for not going to church on Sunday.

phuck the stupid phlyers

GYFHG

lawyergirl77 said...

God I really fucking hate the Flyers. A lot.

GYFH!!!!

Kmaxx said...

@Dj -Fuck Off!

swarkles said...

From HabsInsideOut:

The Gazette's intrepid beat man parked his Honda Civic – 564,000 km and purring like a kitten – at the Wachovia Center.

Because the car has Quebec plates, Flyers' fans slashed the tires – and stole the plate!

Two Canadian TV trucks were vandalized as well.

And Marc-Antoine Godin of La Presse Tweets: "2 PHI fans yelled at TV guy 'go back home, you f@#$#& French-Canadian!' One had Briere jersey, the other a Gagné"

-----

Why am I NOT SURPRISED??

DJ Cole Slaw said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04roXrLbyp8

Don said...

Well, that game was a complete kick in the nads, no doubt about it.

Was it an indicator of things to come? Don't think so.

Phucking Philly Phlyers didn't impress me. We just sucked shit last night and the Phucking Phlyers did enough to win the game.

How about the horrific almost life ending slash by Gomez on Pronger? How did Pronger manage to stand up?

Phuck you refs. Phuck you Philly Phans, yer douchebags. Phuck you Phlyers, hold on to yer nuts, 'cause we're coming for them!!!!

swarkles said...

Haha I knew the trolls from Philly would be coming out today.

Bill 101 said...

Comrades,

Please do not try to blame the refs, Bettman, Satan or even Bob Gainey for yesterday's unfortunate incident

Don said...

@DJ

Go sparkle phuck phace.

Be sure to catch the SC finals when your Phlyers are licking their nuts and crying along side the Caps and Pens.

Douchebag troll.....

Anonymous said...

Hey, DJ trailor park trash hero. Get the fuck outta here. Your team is a joke. That SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN IN THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS.


Remember this:

Flyers - 2 Stanley Cups, and haven't won since 76 lol Fuck off.

Sixers - JOKE JOKE JOKE

Phillies - How did last year go again??

Eagles - Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to watch your old QB come back and murder your team.

Anonymous said...

One last thing, we beat the TWO best teams in the NHL to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals. BTW, your team beat up what? A depleted Devils roaster, and a depleted Bruins team? We beat a team, that has crushed your hopes every year. After that "Glorious" comeback. Series is far from fucking over you pie eyed fuckface. FAR From over. Promise you this, your city won't see another championship for a long long time.

DJ Cole Slaw said...

Haha, typical losers. Gotta remind me of history... just like your team in this series! HISTORY! Way to keep your faith though, that's all you really have left, because there's no way you win this series. Cammalieri is your whole team! HABS are a joke!

Anonymous said...

No way we win this series? Funny didn't Capitals and Penguins say that about us? Yeah we will see what happens bud. Trust me, we had the same thing happen to us vs a team that MURDERS your team on a daily basis in your division. Now stay in that third rate dump of a city you live in lol. I can't wait to watch Briere gets his fucking head kicked off and roll that motherfucker around on the ice.

Mr Trivia said...

@ldude - ah, right. we did win game 1 vs caps. that still doesn't seem real.

@hfotwc - what a whiner, eh? todd basically just made up a bunch of shit that he thought gainey might have done if he had stayed on as GM and then complained about it.

Philip said...

All Leighton will do is break you!!!

habs=losers
flyers= winners

GO FLYERS!

Don said...

@DJ
You dumb ass....wanna talk about history?

Count how many times your Flyers have won the cup.

When was the last time your Flyers won the cup?

How many cups have the Habs won?

When was the last time the Habs won the cup?

You're pretty chirpy for a dumb shit whose fans spit on kids. Oh and don't bother to try to play the 'riot' card sweetie, that was non-fans loose in the streets. The morons who spat on the kid with the Habs jersey on were in your arena.

gillis said...

@DJ: Halak got pulled at least once in each series so far, and guess what happened after that? Now shut the phuck up.

I went to Philadelphia once. It's a shittiest ass city. One of the few things I remember about that trip is that some hobo eating ketchup out of the bottle was yelling at everybody on the street.

swarkles said...

Ha Leighton didn't even play a game with the Canadiens. Now he's your starting goaltender. Have fun with our sloppy seconds

DJ Cole Slaw said...

Thanks Don. Keep reminding me of how many cups you've won. No one cares about the past. I would love to see all your faces when we beat you THIS YEAR. Losers. My city sucks blah blah blah.

Mr. natural said...

Now that's more like it, some real posts! PHUCK it's only one game.

The spirit is back baby.

A few things....Yes DJ you are so right, one game does a series make, why just look at the Caps, Pens and I'll even through you a bone 'cause they deserve it, the Broons. Phucking asshole. Don't forget to come back and post after we kick your ass.

Bill 101 you are a Funny Fuck!.

LDude great post agree with everything YOU said, thanks.


So we totally sucked balls last night, looked like the regular season Habs on a bad night!



Consider:

Caps game two we blow a 4-1 lead and lose 6-5, game three we lose5-1, game four we lose 6-3 BUT we win the series.

Pens win game one 6-3 and shut us out in game three 2-0, but we win the series.


We have played 15 games so far this playoff season, won 8 and lost 7 against: cup defenders, the #1 team and the (now ) invincible PHillytards.

In the words of Abraham Lincoln "well be PHucking PHine!"


What are the rules am I allowed to flirt with LG77 or will I get slapped like the Bitch that I am?

Swarkles that is unreal, first the vandalism but to curse the French while wearing those jerseys, well it just gives you an idea of the IQ of the Philly sports fans,, I mean really are they retarded?


AWW Fuck everybody that is not with us, go ahead doubt, curse, belittle and then watch what we do to you.......

GHFHG

Anonymous said...

I love how canadians trash the eagles. Please remind me of which NFL team you have? Oh wait you dont so cry me a river and enjoy your grey cup because we all know lord stanley is coming to philly. And when gary bettman gives his season ending speech, he will only have one thing to say...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7UKllR0Edo

Anonymous said...

Your city sucks Tom Hanks AIDS infested cock from the movie Philadelphia. For plenty of reasons. You live off the movie of a three foot Italian actor. You cry over Harry Fucking Kalas who had one of the most annoying voices EVER in sports. You act cocky when you haven't won anything in years. Oh and lets not forget, the SS Helmets worn at games in the 70s lol. Oh and the fact you refuse to acknowledge anyone with a deep rooted history in sports. Why is that? Because you are fucking jealous and have some bad memory of your shitty third rate getting fucked up? Isn't Joe Frazier from your city? He was a real life boxing champion. Oh wait I know why you won't acknowledge him.......

swarkles said...

No one cares. Seriously.

swarkles said...

I'm talking about the Eagles

Don said...

@DJ

you were the one who brought the whole history thing sweetie....I just responded to you.

Anonymous said...

Awwwww is someones feelings hurt mr. canadian :(. Just remember that your team will be beat by a Tom Hanks AIDS infested cock.. So what does that make you when you get beat by a bunch of "shitty third rates"? Get over it ehhh

Don said...

WOO HOO!!!!

Game on!!!

Now we have a series, not like the pussy Caps and Pens fans who trolled around here :o)

Chester said...

What is something like this DJ doing on our beloved Habs blog ? This is a place for classy Habs fans to have an intelligent discussion. This isn't a place for any Boobie Clarke loving Pronger worshipers and their vile spew. Fuck off all you dickless Mofo's, go stuff a cheese steak up your patoot. You listening Adrian

Philip said...

this "series" is over in 4. nothing the habs have done in the past can help you guys stop the wrath of the flyers. may the lord have mercy on your bitter souls.

DJ Cole Slaw said...

It's alright, you guys might win one. At least there's hope for one... but its not happening in my shitty city.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs9Pyhinv6k

Remember how Philly fans bitch about us rioting lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=W4YCoI5l5f4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMNbIGeh2vQ&feature=related


Ahhhh yes, and we are classless again? I can imagine you stupid Flyers fans doing the same if your team wins anything in this lifetime!! LOL

BTW, MTL may not have a football team. But I sure as hell know the NY Giants will destroy your low class shit birds this season. Assholes.

swarkles said...

Let them talk shit. Remember the Caps and Pens fans? How the Habs were nothing but stepping stones? And remember how that ended? So who fucking cares what a bunch of Pronger loving retards say?

Anonymous said...

Hey DJ, how much do you make a year? What? Less than 20,000? Does working at the Dock make you feel like a loser? Hit a nerve did I? Keep living in the shadows of proper cities shithead.

Anonymous said...

First of who put "lol's" in sports blogs. That is some shameful shit, and 2 the cheese steak jokes and the movie zingers are awful, they are just as meaningless as me saying your mom came over my house and blew and i shot my load all over her canadians jersey. Its just stupid. Get new material, or just get a new team that can backup your shit talking cause the habs arent helping your cause.

Tyg said...

Next game, these classy Flyers will show us just how amazing they are by not only disrupting a French telecast by pulling the truck's plugs and pouring beer in the distributor, but by setting fire to the vehicle with people still inside. Believe it, because spitting on children and targeting people for their French-Canadian heritage is never enough fun. Just ask Gagne and Briere.

I see we're amusing ourselves by feeding the trolls this morning, fellow Habs fans? Tsk tsk. We must be bored again! LMAO

Philip said...

there will be no parade down Crescent street this year. i hear they are dubbing this series " The Nightmare on Broad Street."

Anonymous said...

Remember this, they will be face down in their fucking puke next week lol. Believe me, if we come back and win this thing. These assholes won't be anywhere to be found for weeks. They go back to being Philthies and Iggles fans. Two more shitty teams that I love watching go down in flames.

DJ Cole Slaw said...

Ouch, I work on the docks, I dont make any money, and the only movie I watch is Rocky, and I only eat cheesesteaks, and I throw snowballs at Santa, and I live in a shitty city, and the sixers suck, and the phillies suck so bad, and the eagles suck, oh and id probably eat your children, but AT LEAST we have a hockey team that can compete.

Don said...

Holy crap, the Philly fans are brazen when they win the first game in a series.

Were you all so cocky when you were down 3 - 0 to the Bruins? Oh wait, you probably knew you were going to come back and win...right?

Tyg said...

What the hell. I'm bored anyway.

@DJ Cole Slaw - if that's what it takes in life for you to feel better than someone else, then I feel truly sorry for you. The only one perpetuating the Philly stereotype here is you.

Anonymous said...

I cant believe you habs fans are crying so much, you know what i suggest? I suggest you get a dirty pierre like im doing right now. For those who dont know what a dirty pierre is, its a dirty sanchez but we use a canadian women instead of a mexican one. Its the in thing to do here in philly

Anonymous said...

Look their cocky, because their "baseball" team won them a championship 2 years ago. So they have this false sense of urgency to rub it in everyones face. Why? Because they know somewhere down the road this idea of winning isn't going to last. DJ is the Philadelphia fan to the max. Arrogant yet knows what will happen sooner or later. They are kind of like Boston fans, and with less of an education to back it up.

Anonymous said...

I suggest you get a Dirty Hanks. You know what that is in Philly? It's when Tom Hanks takes his small cock out of Philadelphia fans mouths and busts in their fucking ugly faces.

Tyg said...

Honestly the only thing that's going to surprise me during this entire series is an insightful, intelligent and respectful post from a Flyers fan.

kevincrumbs said...

Wow, my head hurts from the bitchfest in here. I didn't see the game and will miss game 2 but, seriously, why panic after one game? Also, gloating Flyers fan, why gloat after one fucking win? Just sayin'...

Also, can we officially ban people from commenting here anonymously? I could care less if they're Habs fans, Flyers fans, Gary Bettman or the CEO of the Choco Taco company. Shit just gets confusing, that's all.

Anonymous said...

Intelligent and insightful? LOL!! These losers aren't intelligent nor are they insightful when it comes to Sports. I can promise you, when you have seen one moronic Philadelphia fan. You have seen them all.

Anonymous said...

Is a dirty hank you know something personally about? I feel sorry for you guy

hfotwc said...

@DJ, you're having as much fun as Hartschnall's wife are you?

Are you slaughtering pit bulls for celebration today?

dwgs said...

Yeesh, this is an ugly place this afternoon. I'm used to there being some wit and pithy bon mots sprinkled amongst the cursing and the tit jokes.
Anon @ 1:31 could we at least refrain from AIDS jokes? Not cool. We're crude and profane but we're not assholes.
Remember, when you roll in the mud with pigs you both get dirty but the pig likes it.

Mr Trivia said...

@cole slaw, philip, anon, adrien, stallion...

you guys trash talk as good as you are tough.

come back when you stop vomiting on kids.

Anonymous said...

On second thought we can have a dirty sanchez we are going to use scott gomez's mom cause she doesnt want to watch her sons team get beat so we will help distract her.... LETS GO FLYERS!!!!!!

gillis said...

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? your team has won one fucking game...

Is your really so far up your ass that you don't realize that there are four games in a series?

Also, DJ, you say the habs only made it this far because of Halak, then you go on to say that Cammalleri is the whole team. Make up your fucking mind

Chester said...

@ dwgs

You can see how the minimum has dropped as soon as Philly fans get involved.

Mr. natural said...

Children plese!!

OK fun is fun but this has degenrated into beyond the usual Fuck off asshole stuff, let's not get dragged down.

No more back as is coined in this forum "feeding the trolls"..
Let it go and move and they will get bored.

You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot help small men by tearing down big men. You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than your income. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatreds. You cannot establish security on borrowed money. You cannot build character and courage by taking away a man's initiative and independence. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.

W. J.H. Boetcker

dwgs said...

Let the Philly fans run their mouths all they want, just don't stoop to their level is all I'm saying.
And I second the nomination that all you anons choose some kind of a screen name.

Habsfan10 said...

Good fucking Christ, people. Everybody in here needs to shut the fuck up.

Flyers fans: Your team won one game. ONE. Out of four needed. Habs split on the road vs the Caps and Pens, so until they are down 2-0, nobody here will be jumping off a bridge. For fuckssakes, you just came back from 3-0 down so you'd think you'd realize Game 1 is only important in that it gets you one closer to the four you need.

Everybody else: Fucking stop feeding these assholes and they'll get distracted by something shiny and wander off. This place is fucking unreadable right now.

Don said...

We beat Washington by shutting down Ovie and his supporting crew. Beat Pittsburgh by shutting down Malkin, Crosby the supporting staff.

Philly is a completely different case and it's up to the coaching staff to figure things out after last night's implosion.

To all the Philly fans on here....good on ya for dispensing with the Bruins. I wanted to face them because they're hurting, not because I'm afraid of the Flyers.

Game 1 is over and we will adjust. You didn't exactly sparkle last night so we'll see.....

Anonymous said...

well you started it!!! and just like philly fashion we bullied you guys into submission.. So go and pick up the pieces and we will talk in a week when the only thing you have to look forward to is July 13th which is Orangemans day. OH how fitting is it that your city is going to honor the amazing city of philadelphia in july. So You can finally dust off and wear your canadian tuxedo that you got out of hock that you needed for bail money when you got caught having sex with a grizzle bear...You cannot escape Philly Pride. and Gillis there are 7 games in a series not 4. So it looks like you are not a hockey fan you fair weather fan. Learn the sport that you guys "created" before you comment to someone

chris nilan said...

well i'm done. no point in coming here to see 12 year old dribble. see y'all in chi-town.

L Dude said...

Anon said: well you started it!!!

Umm, ok. Thank you. That's enough evidence.

psst. on't-day eed-fay the olls-tray.

Where's 29 to hammer out some justice on this site? Come on, get rid of the prongers.

HabsFan29 said...

@L Dude - im here. i was hoping you kids could sort this out for yourselves. i will take drastic action if i have to, dont worry.

i dont give a fuck about Flyers fans. let me just plead to the Habs fans - dont feed the trolls. simple as that. you're better than that. thank you.

swarkles said...

wv: pants

I'm serious. It's a sign.

L Dude said...

I'm with ya on that 29.

Step one for me: Change playoff beard icon. Looked too much like Hartnell.

What are the odds of seeing Roger Doucet singing the anthem for game three?

Bill 101 said...

@LDude: no kidding - thank you

Tyg said...

All I know is if this keeps up, I'm going to have to start wearing pants again during the games.

L Dude said...

Ahh Tyg, I like you without pants. Don't let the Phuckers get to you.

HabsFan29 said...

THE DAY I PUT ON MY PANTS IS THE DAY THIS BLOG SHUTS DOWN. LONG LIVE PANTSLESSNESS!!!!!

Tyg said...

All right all right all right! I'll BURN the fucking pants! Doesn't look good with my stripes anyway...

moeman said...

I like the Roger Doucet idea.

G Y F H !

Bill 101 said...

FHF execs: nice work on Broons eulogy!

kevincrumbs said...

Which FHFer did the B's eulogy? Thank God they had you all do it instead of Eyes on the Prize. Robert is way too fucking nice/analytic to be an asshole.

soperman said...

I was listening to a talk radio show today (out of Halifax) and the host did not see how the Habs could win even one game in this series. He was actually surprised when all but two of his callers felt the Habs would come back and win the series. And most of them claimed to not be Habs fans.

@ DJ "Troll" Slaw - Phuck you, dude. Get a life.

RiRi said...

"former Bruin winger Cam "played a gay trucker opposite Jim Carrey" Neely."

Still laughing.

Good job on the Bruins eulogy!

RiRi said...

Also, WTF happened here today?!

I didn't know Bettman hands over the Cup once you beat the Habs in ONE game of the ECF. Hmmm.

moeman said...

Finding it weird that tsn is finding so many ways to slag the Habs. Also, how does a piece of shit like ray ferraroar have a TV job and has he punched Laps in the face yet?

GYFH!

Bill 101 said...

@RiRi - Dunno, but I think, in cities, they call that swarming. Certainly got noticed.

moeman said...

WTF is wrong with tsn?

Tyg said...

@Moeman - they've been listening to too much CBC, and in particular Bob fucktard Cole

HabsFan29 said...

moe you're just realizing this now? :)

@RiRi - i dont know either. people are idiots. well, except FHF regulars

btw everyone the Bs eulogy was all HF10. kudos to him

Mr. natural said...

well nice to see things are a little calmer now, as the movie says ..."just when you think it's safe to go back into the water" or something like that, anyway it was ugly in here for awhile (and I don't just mean the face of the PHiladelPHia PHuckholes and their cerebral fans.

So I am repeating myself, how soon we forget, Caps game two storm back from 4 - 1 to win 6 - 5, game three spank the Habs 5 - 1 and game four 6 - 3, and we all knew it was over and out, IMPOSSIBLE to come back on the Caps #1 team, Ovie, Malkin, Gonchar...IMPOSSIBLE!!

But did our boys quit NO! Did they stop believing NO! Did they (fill in inspirational cliche here) NO!

They sucked it up an stepped up like men and got the job done, when the chips are down..... when the going gets tough the tough ....it's always darkest ... OK I'll stop now before one of you hurts me.

Screw the PHUCKTARDS from the city of "BROTHERLY LOVE" (Hmmm read between those lines!)

Pants!GYFHG

kevincrumbs said...

100+ comments on a TMS means ice cream, right?

Tyg said...

@kevincrumbs - it's a fucking cocktease I tell ya! I've been on here before on one of these over-100 posts and I've yet to lick my whiskers after polishing off a scoop of Choco-Brownie Bliss.

Mr. Natural - appreciate the pep talk, but am grateful you stopped before I had to whip out the claws. ;)

dwgs said...

What's this layin' around shit? Over? Did you say over? Nothin' is over till we say it's over! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour??
wv - phype (philly hype)

B B said...

Great posting on Puck Daddy about the (gag) Bruins (choke) and Milan Bleucheese...

GYMFH

moeman said...

The FHF Bs eulogy is an instant clASSic. Worthy to be permanently linked on the main page.

I may have to begin every email, poem, love letter and ransom note with "Dear friends (and Leafs fans)".

Nice use of the GG pic. I doubt most Puck Daddyers get put then again ...

Reading that poohlogy makes up for the wreck that 50% of the thread comments were today.

Kudos.

Number31 said...

...

Oh for a moment I thought I accidentally went to HI/O.

We can at least all happily agree that Benoit Pouliot grew a beard to hide that hideous moustache right? Woo!

GYFH!