Thursday, May 06, 2010

First Thing Fucking Last Game 4 Preview and Open Thread


HF29: You kill anybody?
HF10: A few refs.
HF29: No real people?
HF10: Just refs.

We've got the raving and ranting out of our system. Right now, it's a matter of business. The business of Penguin clubbing.

Waiting in Line details: 7pmEDT/5pmMDT, Bell Centre, Montreal, Quebec (Canada); RDSHD, CBCHD, Versus (hah, might as well be on Shaw)

The Good: Habs very much in the series, one stolen goal away from tying it up in the third and maybe stealing a series lead. Defense wins championships, and they are playing it.

Also Pernell. Fucking. Karl.

The Bad: The Pens know about the defence thing, too. (Someone really should tell Washington.). Crosby is Greater than Alex. MAF is hot. Geno is back. Maybe Staal too.

The Ugly: Markov is done, no matter what delusions dance in management's head. Both Tits are really saggy and need "upgrades" over the summer.

Keys to the VIP Room: Block out the fucking whining you hear with your left ear about Sid's dives and the refs and whatever other bullshit excuse being trotted out needlessly after a hard fought loss - and just fucking play like you've been playing. Nothing cute, just work and hope the luck doesn't result in a lost auricle, and maybe even another W.

However, I admit I would be thoroughly thrilled and entertained if someone like Skillsie grabs Crosby and whispers something like "Siddy, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch."

Post-game entertainment: Go to a place where you'll want to tip your waitress. I bet she's just working her way through typing school.

"I'm hungry. Let's get a taco in the comments."

244 comments:

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HabsFan29 said...

Do I sound like I'm joking? He's fuckin' driving around with a cop /Sid in (Panger's) trunk!

Kmaxx said...

Hey Panger...I got your fuckin' Taco...Right Here Baby!!!

Now Go You Fuckin' Pants Habs Muthers Go!


wv: cdysisin...as in .....meh - I got nuthin'

Jaybird said...

Gettin' this done early.

GO YOU FUCKING PANTS HABS OVERALLS NOT SHORTS BUT MORE LIKE TROUSERS HABS PANTS FUCKERS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Is Ryan O'Byrne going to have to slap a bitch tonight? I hope so.

Habsfan10 said...

"All you guys got the goddamn message?... I'm so goddamn mad, hollering at you guys I can hardly talk. Pssh. Let's go to work."

GO YOU FUCKING RESERVOIR (HAMILTON BULL)DOGS GO!

Jaybird said...

Complete waste of talent

Is anyone else upset at Sergei being done with the Habs? I mean him and Andrei had some solid moments playing together over times and we didn't try them once together in playoffs. Just seems another young talented player we mismanaged...added to the list of Perezhogin, Valentenko, Grabovski, every waste of draft pick American defenseman, etc. .

Sergei proved he was a star at the Olympics helping Belarus achieve WAY more than they would have without him. Obviously he has head issues but fuck. I'm getting tired of this shit and wasting away good players through our stiff upper lip nose in the air management.

Jaybird said...

Oh and I forgot. If Timmins and Co. haven't learned that we should draft every Canadian possible from here on in they are just plain dumb.

GoldenGirl11 said...

When you're dealing with a team like this, they're confident up the ass. They're supposed to give you tons of resistance. If you get a forward, or a defenceman, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your stick and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some Crosby bitch talk shit to you, but give him a look like you're gonna smash him in the face next, watch him shut the fuck up. Now if it's a ref, that's a different story. Refs know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers with Subban's skate blade. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

b said...

We would be better off at this point with a plumber from Port Joli, a boxer from Boucherville or a lumberjack from Tadoussac than a crybaby from Minsk. The problem with "stars" is that their too good to be coached, too good to get stronger, too good to wait in reserve, and usually too good to back check. Sergei is destined for stardom, just not here, and probably not in the NHL.

MixinMike said...

Go fucking-A habs!!!!! Break their bones, break their spirits tonight! Squish the shit out of them!!!!!

les_glorieux said...

Sorry who is Skillsie?

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Mr Trivia said...

@glorieux

Gill = skillsie

his nickname from back in the day. why skillsie? because he has none. gill was known for being big.

Jaybird said...

Great points b. I don't want to flood the board about it anymore on such an important day with bigger concerns.

But here is how next draft day should be:

Timmins: Bob we have had a great look at these two; One is a speedy 5'9 forward from Yaroslavl`, Russia with absolute gravity-defying, breathtaking moves and speed plus the hands of a God. The other is a 6'4 defenseman from Flint, Michigan with great speed for his size, a knack for the net and good PP presence. He will be attending Harvard next year.

Gainey: What about that guy there.

Timmins: That's Dylan Burton. Uh let me read this says here he`s a 6'2 200 pound forward who had 12 goals, 20 A and 155 PIMs in the WHL. He's from Bareknuckles, Saskatchewan. We don't know much about him as we don't scout too much around there; or anywhere in Canada. It`s only round 2 and he`s set to go in the fourth.

Gainey: Draft him.

Guy Boucher: Can I say something guys....

Gainey: Shut up Guy. Draft Him if you know what`s good for you Trevor.

Timmins: (whiney voice) But Boo-ooobb. But he only has 7 teeth and ...

Gainey slaps Timmins.

Gainey: DRAFT HIM

WV: lionklis ...sounds like lionkillers which is what we shall do tonight. Or lionklits which makes me giggle.

Boob Gainey said...

@Jaybird

Is this Dylon Burton the next Kyle Chipchura or the next Doug Wickenheiser?

RiRi said...

I can't believe Pittsburgh has the balls to bitch about Gill when he was doing the exact same thing last season. Give me a fucking break.

Fuck the Pens.

Go You Fucking Habs Go!!!

This needs to not be the last game at the Bell this year. Please?

Jaybird said...

@ Boob:

Good point. But he could also be the next Steve Ott or even Perry, Getzlaf or Iginla we missed out on.

As you can tell I have way too much time today. A pile of paperwork has been daunting me. I must get to it.

GO YOU FUCKING PANTS! ONCE AGAIN....

RiRi said...

That Dylon Burton needs to be a Dustin Byfuglien clone.

wv: pangskt: what I will be feeling tonight when Crosby looks over to the refs every 5 seconds

kevincrumbs said...

To be fair, SK was a fucking 7th round pick. It's not exactly like all the other teams ended up with their 7th round picks with a regular roster spot (or spot in their coach's doghouse).

SK is perfect for a rebuilding Sun Belt team. No pressure and can do whatever the fuck he wants because they don't have anything better. Therefore, he should end up in Tampa Bay or Florida.

Baruch said...

5 Pens on the game day graphic? hope it works! cos HOCKEY PANTS GO YOU FUCKEN HABS GO! nerves getting thin out here in Berlin.

RiRi said...

Speaking of Tampa, can you believe Brian Lawton was waiting for Gainey to hand over Subban before throwing Lecavalier our way?!?

lawyergirl77 said...

Okay, the Reservoir Dogs preview is killing me ded.

"However, I admit I would be thoroughly thrilled and entertained if someone like Skillsie grabs Crosby and whispers something like "Siddy, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.""

I would KILL for this to happen. Seriously. KILL. His peach-fuzzed head explode. And my world would be complete...

Top notch work Panger and GG!!

lawyergirl77 said...

@RiRi - Subban for Lecavalier? Hell to the no, not even one a one-for-one trade...

Boob Gainey said...

SK in Florida. Best place for a guy with a penchant for coke and mafia types?

Boob Gainey said...

SK74 in South Florida? Is that a good place for a guy with a penchant for coke and mafia types?

In any case, it's a different movie. Say hello to my little friend from Minsk.

Mr Trivia said...

Imagine if SK moves on to Tampa along with Boucher? SK gets 1000 assists next to Vinny who has a great year and Boucher absolutely coaches the shit of it?

They meet the fucking Nashville Predators in the goddamn Cup Finals who are led by 45-goal machine Andrei Kostitsyn.

That'd fucking suck.

But that's a fucking fairy tale for next year.

We've got a game tonight.
Let's focus boys.

Pull up those pants and make them GO!

wv: bill guerin is again absent from the line-up tonight after eating some bad fulad.

moeman said...

Great thread, great pic.

Sid is Mr. Yellow.


Go
You
Fucking
Habs!

moeman said...

A propos 'Dogs' quote;

"So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fuck they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshit. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' fuckin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business."

Moey said...

I have to get back to the rituals tonight. I strayed for two games and we lost them. *slaps self*

We're 4-0 when I stick to them.

Enough socializing and bullshit for me, this is serious business.

WTF is up with the Bruins? Let the asswipes and their fans enjoy it while it lasts, either we or the Pens will knock them out. Preferably us.

WV - apare, as in we need a new pare of tits.

Tyg said...

Fuck Staal, Fuck Crosbaby, Fuck Malkin, Fuck the Pens.

GO HABS GO YOU FUCKING PANTS!

That is all.

moeman said...

Stuck in the middle, FUCK you!

One of the best movie scene songs, ever.

Well I fucking know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something is right,
I'm strapped in, in case I fall off my CHair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get thru my beer(s),
CBC clowns to the left of me,
RDS jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle, FUCK you!

Yes WE're stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what the Habs should do,
It's not so hard to keep this smile on my face,
Losing control, yeah, Sid's whinin' all over the place ,
Refs to the left of WE, Bettman's to the right,
Here I am, Stuck in the middle, FUCK you!

Well Habs started out with nothing,
And WE're proud that they're a Bob made team,
And Pens friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap us on the blog and say,
Please.... Please.....

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that losin' makes no sense at all,
Its so cool but they gotta win four,
'And I don't think that I can Sid anymore
Fucking Cooke on the left of me, Geno on the right,
Here I am, Stuck in the middle FUCK you.

Well WE started out with nothing,
Now WE're proud that WE're Pants! made (wo)man,
And FHFriends, they all come scrawlin,
Slap posts on the blog and say,
Tease…. Tease …..

Well I fucking know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something is right,
I'm ovenmittened, in case I fall off my CHair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get thru the CHeer(s),
Pens clowns to the left of me,
Pens jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle, FUCK you!
Yes I'm Stuck in the middle, FUCK you!
Stuck in the middle, FUCK you!

♥ Go
You
Fucking
Habs! ♥



All right ramblers, let's get rambling!

Tyg said...

Moeman, you owe me a new keyboard. And a new beer. Genius!

L Dude said...

I don't know about you, but I'm going to start celebrating early:
<a href="http://www.nopantsday.com/wp/>No Pants Day</a>.
I actually learned that from PTI. Who fucking knew? moeman probably...and orangeman for sure...most likely 29...ahhh never mind.

GO YOU PANTLESS HAB FUCKERS!!!!!!

Cheers my good interweb friends! Here's to game 4. Switching to some Kilkenny for tonight's game. Luck o' the Irish.

L Dude said...

FUCK.

No Pants Day

Bill 101 said...

moeman brilliant today - setting precedent one hopes

huge game

GO HABS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hfotwc said...

go les fucking habs!!!

if a pens fans hold a picture of Cindy in one hand and a picture of Buttman in the other, how does say pens fan play with oneself? Does someone has to hit him in the balls from behind?

hfotwc said...

@Bill101, on my way to church.

kevincrumbs said...

@moeman: Until the day I die, I'll probably think of that song as "Stuck in the Middle, fuck you". Thank you.

Anyone else geeking out about the UK election prior to puck drop? Fuck the Tories.

HabsFan29 said...

GYFH!!!

excellent work moe. man Stealer's Wheel had a lot of hair

HabsFan29 said...

tonight's "little kid with the flame" looks taller than me

moeman said...

ron mclame says habs fans are a gathering of moths. Context aside, go fuck yourself ron, you CotU fucktard.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
My son sang a similar song in my ear the Friday night before his bar mitzvah. "Ashkenazis to the right of me, sephardis to the left, here I am stuck in the middle with Jews". Well done.

Let's get this overwith already. Oh and Staal? Surgery for a sliced tendon my 45 year old ass. I think a boo boo is a more accurate description.

moeman said...

"Ashkenazis to the right of me, sephardis to the left, here I am stuck in the middle with Jews"

heh, dat is hilarious beautiful GG, I have competition! CHeers to the younGGster.

~~~

WV = bleding, as in Stall was bleding, um, yeah, sure.

moeman said...

Sing that wonderful Canadian anthem bitCHes!

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK IM NERVOUS

moeman said...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1-0

bobcold is frozen!!!!!

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK YEAH BOUNCEY BOUNCEY!!!

kevincrumbs said...

Pyatt! Terrible, terrible goal.

moeman said...

PYATT-PART-OF-THE-GOMEZ-DEAL!!

Thanks Bob!

HabsFan29 said...

well i enjoyed myself for about a minute

moeman said...

Talbot Terrible, terrible goal.

kevincrumbs said...

Fuck off, Pens.

That being said, PK should not have pinched up.

kevincrumbs said...

Uh, what fucking penalty? WHAT FUCKING PENALTY?

moeman said...

bobcold is happy the crowd has quieted down. Fucktard.

Chamby said...

WHAT THE FUCK? Wasn't that interference, or tripping, or SOMETHING on PK on that goal? Fuck me...

HabsFan29 said...

oh crap. that shot was 2 km / h

NICE TRIP SID

moeman said...

I'm gonna be sick.

orangeman said...

Well, the refs have decided how this game is going to end. Fuck this shit.

Habs Fan Attic said...

BS. Pure and utter BS.

They owe us a goal, and a PP.

orangeman said...

5 minutes in, 2 obvious non-calls reulting in goals for Pens, one phantom call on Habs resulting in goal for Pens, video review in favour of Pens. But I guess it's all paranoia. Like it was for Wings, Phlyers, Rangers and Caps fans.

Chenny13 said...

It's calls like that that make me want to join the Tin Foil Hat brigade. I mean, seriously...

Chamby said...

Fuck Glen Healy. "You can argue those were penalties." If the Leafs got those non calls he'd be grabbing a shotgun.

kevincrumbs said...

Okay, so maybe this means that instead of a great first and a crap second and third, we get a crap first and a great second and third?

habsss said...

Yeah I wasn't gonna post because I haven't been doing that recently and the habs have won but now it's already 2-1 with one obvious missed call that I saw so fuck it. It couldn't be worse right? *knock on wood*.

PS
I hate VS so fucking much

RicD said...

FUCK!!!

When did hockey turn into soccer? Kun(i)tz with a beautfil dive after his "goal".

kevincrumbs said...

Max looks good tonight.

Number31 said...

I got a tinfoil tuque on. It's shiny. Last night's Canucks/Hawks gong show seems to have arrived East. Is Tim Peel out there?

So how many Red Bulls did the Pens drink? 50?

moeman said...

Galley sucking bobcold's cold dick during the playBYplay. cbc/hnic is sick I tells ya.

HabsFan29 said...

i know it's CHicken, but HOW IS THAT NOT INTERFERENCE OR TACKLING OR SOMETHING???

kevincrumbs said...

What is that, two fucking shots on goal?

Orangeman said...

"NICE SOLID HIT"

I think the kids call that a clothesline.

Tyg said...

And bring forth your conspiracy theories! Really, what's the point of having refs in this game? Habs would be better off without, cause the Pens aren't going to get called supposing they smash a Hab upside the head with their stick, and the Habs are going to get called for breathing on Crosbaby. Better off with no refs period.

Chenny13 said...

I don't think I've yelled at my television this much in a long time. I know that Refs can't technically lose you a game, but this is atrocious.

WV: Cater - As in, Buttman caters to American teams.

moeman said...

Shades of CAN-USA Women's 2002 Olympics game.

Number31 said...

Ah yes. It's totally legal to clothesline players now. If it were reversed, guaranteed it would be a penalty. (Especially since I've seen the Habs called for a play like that without the clothesline, ie. O'Byrne's usual 2minutes for playing defence).

moeman said...

Period over, Habs get a penalty. Go figure.

kevincrumbs said...

Oh, please. All this splooging over the Pens and the dominating period they played only produced a one goal advantage. Habs need to be a lot better, but let's not get carried away.

HabsFan29 said...

Sid just has to glance at the ref and he gets a PP for his team. what a joke.

habsss said...

Wow of course the ref's hand shoots up the minute Crosby motions to him.

I'm officially on the "tin foil hat brigade"

Making mine right now.

RicD said...

WTF? What's with the 10 second buffer before calling something. Oh yeah crybaby Crosby has a broken stick, let's send whoever to the box.

FUCK THIS SHIT! Seriously.

Number31 said...

Well, that went by quickly.

HabsFan29 said...

seriously, as RicD said, a good 10 seconds of Sid looking at the ref before that call was made.

Penalty on Gill for sticks being breakable

Orangeman said...

I know it gets old, we must sound like crybabies, but any hockey fan would be suspicious of the way that period was officiated I don't care what your affiliations are. That was ridiculous.

I have friends who have given up on the NHL and only follow the minors and it's games like this that make feel embarrassed. They call me corporate shill, the NHL is akin to Walmart and cheering for a team is like cheering for Doritos.

moeman said...

Someone punCH whinesby in the nutsack, from behind. (BTW, does he even have a nutsack to punCH?)

HabsFan29 said...

EVEN DON CHERRY THINKS THE REFFING IS A JOKE

RicD said...

I never thought I'd agree with Don Cherry...

Orangeman said...

Wow, Cherry is infuriated over what's going on. Enough said.

Number31 said...

CJAD calls it like it is: Habs will need to lose a body part to get a call.

Woooooooah Don Cherry is even calling out the Refs tonight on the clothesline and the trip on Hamr.

Chenny13 said...

OMG Don Cherry agrees with Habs fan. Tomorrow, Hell will be freezing over.

moeman said...

Flagrant délit.

Boob Gainey said...

Dear Mr Bettman

Fuck you.

Fuck you and your fucking league.

And I hope the mob fucking overturns your limo after the game.

Anonymous said...

This is bullshit...how did those fuckers miss the call on tits
Fucking bullshit
How was that a trip on OK
We're done... even the linesman interfered with a play there. Kinda hard to play 5 on 9.

moeman said...

Habs are stuck in the middle, FUCK you!

Baruch said...

This is ridiculous! Fedotenko held Subban's skate to make him fall. Kunitz goal was a complete kicking motion. Fucking HNIC assholes drooling all over how 'good' the fucking 'champions' are...shouldn't be surprised they're all getting their fucking NHL kickback when this is done. assholes. They don't even show the replay of the Kunitz goal properly.

I wish kirk Muller was here to calm me down and get me focussed for the next period.

first half of the period is shot now, even if pens don't score we will be struggling to catch our breat for the next 5 minutes. We are not playing with confidence. Pens can feel it. Plex Shorty! Go Habs Go!

Baroque said...

@moeman-

Penguins have no external genitalia, so Crosby might not have a nutsack.

God do I ever feel bad for Montreal. Penguins are good enough to not need help, but they get it anyway. :(

Orangeman said...

Because I'm a masochist, I took a look at pensblog. Apparently the refs are favouriting the Habs this game and the Montreal fans don't understand hockey.

I supposed if you only became a 'fan' of 'hockey' since your team drafted Crosby then, yes, Habs fans don't understand 'hockey'.

moeman said...

Disagree BaruCH, Habs are playing confident but are being smacked back by the refs every CHance they, the refs, get.

WV = bile

Anonymous said...

Makes me not want to watch hockey, and I love hockey. Maybe next year I'll switch to the junior leagues. Atrocious non-calls!

Anonymous said...

This is such bullshit. I love the Habs, but what's the point of watching this? The ref's already gave them two goals.

moeman said...

Shove that PP up your flightless Pens asses you fucking whining Pens.

moeman said...

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/nORRis8/game4.jpg

RicD said...

@moeman

Hahaha, brilliant!

moeman said...

DET 4

SanJosers 0

Chenny13 said...

Well, at least the boys look like they've got some jump. I'm hoping this isn't as demoralizing for them as it is for us to watch.

Orangeman said...

I feel like I'm watching a family member go through a show trial in North Korea. And while the whole world keeps it's mouth shut, Don "China" Cherry is screaming injustice.

moeman said...

CH13 knows, don't let this de-moralize you Habs!

HabsFan29 said...

o'man you made me laugh, that was worth something

Penalty on Pittsburgh? i dont believe it

Orangeman said...

A Pittburgh penalty? Well, he did have to commit two to get one.

I'll alert the media!

Number31 said...

zomg penalty call finally.

HabsFan29 said...

BIG save Jaro

Orangeman said...

Well, they needed to caplitalize on that. It's not like they're going to get another one.

I expect a Pens PP within the next 2 mins. Sort of like an "I'm sorry!"

Orangeman said...

Wow, on the replay it shows the ref was the one who deflected that Halak pass to the Pens, forcing him to make a nice save. I'm not saying he did it on purpose, but when you steal enough cookies don't be surprised when mom comes looking for you when the jar is empty.

Chenny13 said...

Another trip of our player in possession of the puck leads to a golden scoring chance. I'm not usually one to complain, but I just can't wrap my head around some of the decisions in this game.

moeman said...

O-man, CHoCHolate CHip CHookies?

moeman said...

Has there ever been a ref in the crease? Gettin' fucking close.

WV = helorim, as in hello rim job.

HabsFan29 said...

"these two referees are letting them go tonight"

sort of, Bob. sort of

moeman said...

"Pens looking for more damage." ~ bobcold

HabsFan29 said...

just a one-goal game. hang in there boys!

Orangeman said...

moeman: There's other types of cookies?

I'm amazed, all things considered, that it's still a one goal game.

moeman said...

Franzen has 4 of DETs 5 goals. Wow.

moeman said...

cookie, nookie, hookie, schnookie

Number31 said...

Zzzzz

matt - ftc said...

it'd be nice to see pleks score a big goal...earn that 5m the goat is sure to give you in the off-season.

moeman said...

Fried Man says Habs are troubled whilst talking to a lucky moronic Pen. Oh look PJ Stuck-in-his-own-shit. What a fucking loser.

matt - ftc said...

so yes, the refs have been shockingly bad...but lets not forget that the boys have only one fluke goal in the past two games.

moeman said...

All funning aside, SOGs aren't friendly to our Habs. Shoot the fucking puck for fuck sakes. Fuck!

moeman said...

Is there a more à propos name than Scott Oak(e).

matt - fuck said...

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Number31 said...

Friedman's interviews always come across as so incredbily awkward...

kevincrumbs said...

Come on Habs, you're only down one after all of this. Go Habs Go!

moeman said...

I ♥ Le Gros Bill.

The classiest NHLer ever. Not sure the anti-Habs cbc/hnic should ever get face time with him but he remains the classiest ever.

RicD said...

And that's not slashing?

kevincrumbs said...

How is there not a penalty for knocking AK's stick out of his hands when Gill gets on for doing the same on Crosby?

kevincrumbs said...

Goal! Max!

moeman said...

2 fucking 2!!!!

Orangeman said...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!


Now to kill off the inevitable 2 PPs coming up!

kevincrumbs said...

God, I fucking love that Max line.

Number31 said...

Ohhh a wrap-around like Gu:( used to try to do. Except it actually worked.

moeman said...

3-2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kevincrumbs said...

Kris Letang!

Orangeman said...

FUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK YEAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALIFHASDLKVH ?dpqriesb{ oda:?LVMASJFD/K.,HS/;WRPIAA/VO2QM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

RicD said...

Suck it Doucheburgh!

HabsFan29 said...

this is too fucking much

Number31 said...

Thanks Letang!

moeman said...

Galley jizzes on the Habs crowd. What a fucking cbc/hnic douchebag.

kevincrumbs said...

Come on, fucking cash in here on the PP.

Orangeman said...

I heard the whistle!

My lord, what happened in intermission?

copyranter said...

HELL of a play by Darche on Max's goal.

Orangeman said...

I heard the whistle!

My lord, what happened in intermission?

Rips It, Scores! said...

Habs winning?

What?

How?

WHAT?!?!

kevincrumbs said...

Fuck off, Orpik.

moeman said...

Galley squirts the lat of his Gio-hating jizz. Go wipe yourself you fucking cbc/hnic'er.

WV = sumpings as in sumpings happenin' and cbc ain't happy.

kevincrumbs said...

Jesus Christ, Gio's going to go to the box for that?

moeman said...

heh, 4'2" Gio 'boards' 6'9" snorkipik. Sure.

Orangeman said...

hahahaahahaha, Healy is talking about the integrity of the game. And blaming Gio! hahahahaha.

Number31 said...

HILARIOUS boarding call. But those crosschecks after whistle just before on Gio was a-ok!

HabsFan29 said...

sure, an NHL rink has boards, i'll give them that

moeman said...

w h a t ? A Pen PP? n o f u c k i n g w a y ...

HabsFan29 said...

whistles are put away... for one team

Orangeman said...

Another MTL penalty. They're not even trying to hide it now. Not just as a Habs fan, I'm embarrassed as a hockey fan.

habsss said...

This is just what I remember but: Beautiful noncall on Gomez and Pouillot and of course sneaky Sidney on Gill. You know if that had been the other way around Corsby would probably be crying and clutching his helmet again.

moeman said...

2, 3, 4 Pen possible penalties. Zip.

Habs, light touCH. Gone!

Galley finds reasons why?

Galley needs a wiki page.

Fucker.

Orangeman said...

Like, things have to be reviewed after this game. How can this go untested? It's time for the owners to speak up. This is costing them revenue.

Number31 said...

Weak make up calls? Already? The Pens needed them?

Looks like beer was thrown on the ice.

HabsFan29 said...

hey JM's complaining the refs! must really be bad

moeman said...

FUCK YOU BETTMAN!

HabsFan29 said...

epic kill. again.

kevincrumbs said...

@HF29: Yeah, I noticed that too. I might go buy a lottery ticket after the game. It's like witnessing some rare comet or something.

Orangeman said...

Talk about character. That was an epic PK. Too bad there's at least 2 more guaranteed ones to come, including one in the last 2 minutes. Or are the refs going to just fuck it and give them a 5-3? Oh, the suspense.

Lostinleafland said...

I think my heart stopped beating...christ.

moeman said...

Halak glove save, Royesque.

bobcold can go fuck himself for taking credit for the save.

Orangeman said...

I just thought "Imagine the Habs played like this all the time" and Lennon started playing in my head.

moeman, get on it. haha.

WV: Hey, could someone lendbag to Crosby so he'll stop crying?

Orangeman said...

Wow, CBC does a 'Non-call montage'.

fezworth said...

Think the Habs will complain to the league about the reffing after tonight's game?

moeman said...

Wow, cbc/hnic shows 7, 7!, non calls on the Habs, all flagrant. Go fuck yourself Bettman.

HabsFan29 said...

Jaro!

Number31 said...

Good thing Malkin NEVER scores on those breakaways. (Seriously, I don't think I've ever seen him score on a breakaway).

fezworth said...

8 non-calls.

moeman said...

bobcold, 'there not gonna get this one either'. 'nuff said.

Lostinleafland said...

hoooootttttttt,,fuck 2-2,,,,,,,,,

Orangeman said...

Wow.

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK YOU NHL

fezworth said...

Chances of winning the series just went from 'meh' to 'meh!'

kevincrumbs said...

Well done, lads.

Number31 said...

Everyone on the bench were standing and hanging over the edge XD

moeman said...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Congrats Folks.

Well played, we shall see you soon.

Pens Fan

HabsFan29 said...

bobcold dickish to the last: "what some might say would be the impossible... tying the series"

Number31 said...

Can Gio get his C now please?

Chenny13 said...

I, for one, wish that these refs would go sodomize themselves with a rusty fork. Another two awful non-calls in the last 5 minutes to bring the total to 10+. Sure is nice to win a game when you're not only playing against the black, white and yellow of the Pens but also the black and white stripes.

GO HABS GO!

moeman said...

non-call 1

nice try

non-call 2

nice try

non-call 3

nice try

non-call 4

nice try

non-call 5

nice try

non-call 6

nice try

non-call 7

nice try

non-call 8

nice try

Fuck you bettman and your bought refs, you fucking fuckers.

Best fucking city in the NHL and you try to fuck it.

Best hockey crowd in hockey and you try to fuck it.

Hardest working team in the playoffs and you try to fuck them.

Go

Fuck

Yourself

You

Fucking

Sick

Fucktard!

Orangeman said...

Talk about character. Talk about fucking character. Thank you, you fucking Habs.

David said...

Dear refs, Bettman and Sid :

Suck. It.

Baruch said...

wooohoooooo!!!!

fuck yeah!!!

fuck you HNIC stroking the pens all night assholes

great going Habs!!! Now I can get a taco. wooohooo!!!

hfotwc said...

way to go you fuckin habs!!!!

Orangeman said...

It's not just the calls/non-calls, it's that one team knows they can get away with almost anything and the other can't touch the other guys.

But at the end of the day, if you're using your hands to put pucks in the net and not jerking off the ref after every hit, you'll end up winning.

Fuck yeah.

Orangeman said...

I have to hand it (sort of) to CBC. They weren't completely silent on what went on. And then there's Cherry.

Don fucking Cherry.

WV: After the game, Crosby went back to his chrib.

HabsFan29 said...

5 comments to ice cream! and maybe tacos too 'cause im feeling generous

RiRi said...

So I didn't comment here all night and they won... See ya, bitches!

Ooh! I got here just in time for ice cream!

moeman said...

ReeRee, I love you!

moeman said...

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