Saturday, May 15, 2010

Sure, what the hell, let's have a Saturday Morning Skate

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of Tim Hortons taking over the world...
  • Well, you really only missed one thing. The Bruins suck more than any team ever did suck, but maybe that's not even news. They blow a 3-0 lead in the series AND in Game 7, losing to the Flyers 4-3. You're an embarrassment to the sport of hockey Bs. Winning goal came on a too many men on the ice penalty for the Bs. Sound familiar? HAHAHAHAHA. Anyway, of course this means that the Habs play the Flyers starting tomorrow at 7. Here's the full ECF sched; at least it doesn't conflict with the Lost finale. Here's an early Gazette preview.
Ok how about some assorted videos you've probably seen already to entertain you while you think about those evil Flyers, and while FHF figures out some sort of preview for you. Though we already have a Pantscast planned, may even get posted later today. We'll see how drunk we get.





62 comments:

Daddy Says said...

More boob fucking cole.
PANTS
Go You Fucking Habs

dwgs said...

From CBC Sports site,
"Jim Hughson will handle play-by-play duties alongside analyst Craig Simpson, with Scott Oake and Kelly Hrudey reporting from ice level."
Any word on what zebras made it through to this round?

RiRi said...
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RiRi said...

You can never go wrong with "Don't Stop Believing".

GYFH!!!

@dwgs: per Dave Stubbs' twitter:

Devorski. P, McCreary, O'Halloran, O'Rourke, Peel, Sutherland, Walkom, Watson

Mr. natural said...

OK already getting a little nervous, WTF's up with that!?

So Flyers LOTS of momentum and a stronger D than we've faced so far (hear that Gonchar) BUT less offensive prowess and more banged up.

JM, Kirk et al will adjust strategy accordingly.

What can I say about the Broons unfuckenbelievable, the choke of all time, maybe in all processional sports history.

GYMFHG!!!!!! Destiny Baby.

Glad you guys put up the AS vid (despite the kid with the Komisarek jersey), it really does give me the chills.

The montage has a shot of Beliveau (greatest athlete on and off the ice EVER) that we never see in public, pumping his fist I love it.

Now confession time: LG77 my wife is pissed off that you think I look like Gio and that you want to buy me a Mojito, I think we need to cool it down for a while....


Has anyone checked out any Booings blogs? Must be a sad site (pun intended).

OK that's it for now:

Fuck Alex
Fuck Sid
Fuck Broons
Fuck CBC
and a special fuck to Wendel Clark's Balls, the pathetic Moron.

Drink up Shriners!

Number31 said...

What if the Bruins didn't implode? History will be made.

moeman said...

Pants!

Daddy Says said...

@dwgs, best f'ing news I've heard today.
GYFH

Mr. natural said...

I would like assistance as I am a moron when it comes to creating a link.

Below is the link and it is important that all see, especially those of us so fond of the Broons as well as any of those Beantowners who may be lurking on HF4.

LG77 helped last time but currently our relationship is on hiatus.

Thanks in advance Phuck Philly GYMFHG

http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/BUCarino/?action=view&current=HowItFeelstoBeaLionsfan1.flv

moeman said...

Here ya go hon.

swarkles said...

What's with all these videos featuring Black Eyed Peas or rappers like Ludacris? Maybe it's just me but I can't for the life of me associate hockey with rap or bad pop.

Wendel Clark's Balls said...

Chris Pronger is going to grind your smurfs into dust.

Flying Toaster said...

i'M IN THE WAITING ROOM TRYING TO GET MY TICKETZ!

hfotwc said...

Best hockey Wendel Calrk ever played was for the Nords. He was so happy to finally play for a winning team and get the fuck out of the "only american city in Canada"

Number31 said...

Waiting Room of Doom > Sunny Saturday.

Ok maybe not but Sunny Saturday doesn't maybe give me playoff tickets.

GYFH!

dwgs said...

I am also in the room...

Flying Toaster said...

They should totally make a horror movie based on this experience titled "The Room"

HabScot said...

Wasn't there a SciFi mini series called that?

wv: allyi all yi are in the Room

LJ said...

Flyers wins against the Habs this year, they had Carter, we didn't have SQUID.. or Markov (who we still might not have) and in one of the Philly wins, Halak imploded.

Best of all, ESPN poll, 1400 votes in and we are the underdogs..

GYFHG.

Flying Toaster said...

I GOT MY TICKETS! First time at Bell Centre it'll be for me (I live in Hull, easier to see them in Ottawa)

But uh... Anyone know how long "electronic delivery" takes?

dwgs said...

Hey no fair! I'm still in purgatory.
Electronic delivery should come as an email pretty much immediately.

Wendel Clark's Balls said...

Flyers in 5.

Flying Toaster said...

..i have yet to receive an email *is worried* but i just called my credit card and the order went through. they charged me... soo... yeah. I SHOULD be in the Molson Ex zone on saturday 22nd

Number31 said...

No luck for me. The last of the cheap seats got crossed off with red lines...

Oh well. I'll still boo Sideshow Hartnell from my special cheap seat: my comfy sofa.

Anonymous said...

i don't get the connection of rap to hockey either. it blows actually.

chris nilan said...

HOLY SWEET FUCK IS THIS REAL?

dwgs said...

Okay, I just packed it in, nothing left below $300 for any game.

foo said...

As a Flyer fan living in Snobton, Massaholia this is one of the best days of my pathetic life! Looking forward to jawing with youse. Now here's my expert hockey analysis - as if you care.

Advantages Montreal-
More consistent goaltending
Gionta and Gomez can skate circles around the Pronger
Pretty girls everywhere
Sleeman's and Chambly brews and anything else you might suggest on a future visit
Awesome bicycle festival
Smoked Meat
Good bagels

Advantages Philly -
the Pronger (sometimes)
Carcillo's a better player than you think
Yuengling, Dogfish and Victory
Pat's Steaks, Jim's, Dalessandros etc
TSOP
A much nicer city than you think - OK some of our fans (and players) are dicks but some of yours are too. See you Sunday night.
wv-alguri Once elected president of the US but never served

Flying Toaster said...

Let me know if anybody else is going to Saturday's game. We could arrange a quick meet up or something

HabsFan29 said...

@foo - must have been crazy living your life the last two weeks

pretty accurate lists i thought. you forgot "strippers" for Montreal but otherwise spot on. and i have been to Pat's steaks and love it and Yuengling. Have some Boreale when you're here. Boreale Rousse is the best but any of them are delicious

HabScot said...

@Toaster

The email delivery took almost two hours for second round tickets, I expect this time round will be similar. It certainly isn't "almost immediate", or even close to it.

As long as you have the order number and such from your order, I suspect you could geta duplicate if you really needed to.

moeman said...

29 knows but stay away from Boreal Noire. Unless you like drinking liquid tar (which is what all be in Boston must taste like today).

moeman said...

Quotes;

“It's easy to hate the Flyers,” said Gill, a former Pittsburgh Penguin who lived through the intense cross-state rivalry in the playoffs the last two seasons. “They've been the Broad Street Bullies, their fans are loud and obnoxious.

“If you're from Philly that's great, if you're not you hate them. It's fun to hate the Flyers, just like it's fun for them to hate our fans and our team. It should be a good series as far as hate goes.”

moeman said...

Da Broons'll never learn.

Number31 said...

Bring on the hate! GYFH!

And yea, unfortunately Carcillo is a better hockey player than most people think. (Even if he's skating on one leg now). That is when he's not trying to punch the other team's stars in the face or whatnot. Sigh...wish he had stayed buried in the desert...

Number31 said...

@moe
Too many men is only a problem in hockey!

moeman said...

I ♥ Esther.

moeman said...

Carcillo isn't the worst of the PHies, I'd worry more about richards trying to take out a key Hab. Hopefully the refs don't let pronger get away with his cheap shots.

GYFH!

moeman said...

Quotes:

“When Gionta came in the league, I spent two years trying to hit him before I realized I was just wasting my energy,” Gill said. “Guys like that, him and (Cammalleri) and (Plekanec), they use their size to their advantage. They're quick and they lean on guys and it's tough to play against those guys. I know from experience.”

Kmaxx said...

Oh Man...That Annakin video gives me chills...LISTEN UP WENDEL CLARK AND YOUR BALLS...that is a feeling you will never have because you have never and will never know what it feels like to watch "YOUR TEAM" raise the cup. I have a friend in Tororonto who proudly told me last week how he was raising his 4 year old son to be a Leafs fan - I swear to God I almost cried - what a terrible thing to do to a kid. I was born in 64but to be fair I remember the Cups the Habs have wone since 1971 - 9 I think - each is so special. That's why that video gives me chills - neither he, or his innocent, naive son, will ever know how good that feeling is - and I feel bad for them both - not that bad - he's a Laffs Fan after all - but bad noetheless.

No then - GYFHPG!

moeman said...

Kovy~Dou$harekless version of Annakin Slayd's 'Feels Like '93'.

moeman said...

Kmaxx, don't feed the troll.

Raise 25 to the sky!

Tyg said...

So according to almost every single expert (not sure they actually are tho, given their current track records) out there, we'll tank to the Flyers. Is this good karma or bad?

I've heard this song before assholes. Time to change the radio station!

Fuck you Flyers! Fuck you Briere. Fuck you Richards. Fuck your stupid, ugly orange, tacky uniforms and your cro-magnon tactics.

For crissakes, someone shave (hair and face) and bathe Hartnell. My eyes are starting to bleed.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Tickets for game 4 Saturday afternoon. I'd appreciate a quick sweep of the bullies so I can be there to celebrate the upcoming finals for the first time in 17 years. Last time I watched it happen from standing room only at $15 a ticket. Today the snacks costs more.

moeman said...

For Tyg.

WV = patin

Mr. natural said...

@WCB

Hey Fuckface (yes I mean you WCB) to see how an actual human interacts with other humans please see foo's non-moronic post and he's from Philadelphia for CHrist's sake!

A side appeal to the original HF4 I think it would be worth your own time and a plus to all on this site if you would scroll back and activate the link I cannot set live so all can see what it's like to be a Bruins fan.

HabFan 29 don't do it for me, don't do it for yourself do it for all readers and the memory of one Edgar Allen Poe.

FUCK Zedno Chara that guys a FREAK!

moeman said...

Mr. n. Did it for you, check the post right after your's.

Mr. natural said...

@moeman

Mr. natural said...

@moeman

Sorry 'bout that.

Thanks x 2.


I have a much more vile one but probably not for this forum....

What else can I say, I love that the "experts" and their polls have us as underdogs, PERFECT!

I guess they forgot we eliminated the #1 team and the defending cup champs who combined have the 3 most important game changing offensive talents of the past several years. Musta been luck!

GYMFH GO!

moeman said...

I like Michael Whalen at tsn but I disagree that the Habs are 'affectionately known as the schtroumpurfs'. This is CotU cock-a-maybe bullshit denigration. End the fucking meme already.

hfotwc said...

and the broons join the stupid leaf in one of their many futility record...

GYFHGMF

moeman said...

snet panel says PHI all the way.

tsn panel says PHI all the way.

Sense a trend kidz?

NJ and Bs had no offense to defend.

WAS and PIT did.

Tyg said...

LOL Moeman. You made my damned day!

*blows Moeman kisses* and *purrs*

Tyg said...

@ Moeman

So what's your take on the Tacky Squad?

moeman said...

@Tyg, if the Tacky Squad is the Phlyers;

- Goaltending is inferior to MTLs (despite Leighton once being a Hab (his career hilite) ), Bs 3 goals in one period were very weak, I expect more of the same

- Defense is even and only if pronger gets away with his obvious illegal moves (see Ducks Cup)

- Offense is even, Habs can score and have a balanced playoff attack, PHI relies on some skill but also mike richards attempts to take out opponents

- coaCHing, Martin v. Laviolette is a draw, we have Muller

- crowd/fanbase, heh

- beautiful women, not even close

- getting to the ECF, they beat a useless Devils team and a scared shitless Bs team, we beat the East's Top 2 skilled teams+refs

Unless PHI hacks at Squid and puts him out, or run Halak and make him shake, I say the Habs are in this one to win, in 6.

David said...

@ Foo

If you're ever in town and like beer, go to Brutopia and Dieu di Ciel.

I said it before, and I'll say it again : Habs in 6. Can't beat a goalie as hot as Jaro.

Go!

David said...

Dieu DU Ciel.

Tyg said...

@Moeman - thanks for the assessment, and I concur with your brilliant deductions. Yes, the tacky uniforms means I call them the Tacky Squad. Cro-Magnons works too.

GYFHG!

gillis said...

Since there's no hockey, people should tune into the NLL championship game on TSN at 10:30 tonight between the Toronto Rock (the only toronto based team I like) and the Washington Stealth.

Number31 said...

Biggest question is: Do the Flyers ever bring back the cooperalls?

Stinky said...

The CBC aired The Rocket tonight - opportunists - now I'm all hopped up again. As if scoring Game 3 tickets wasn't enough today.

Anonymous said...

Yoda is a Habs fan on youtube:

Yoda is a Habs fan

Habs in 6.