Monday, May 24, 2010
So tonight it comes to end. The thrilling action. The unrelenting drive of our heroes. Good versus evil. The love. The hate. The explosions. The ridiculous yet entertaining story lines. The frustration. Fuck, it's been one hell of a wild ride. Over all this time, nothing has been crazier. You can say a lot of things about it, but you can't deny it's been an amazing run. And tonight it's all over. 24 is no more.
Oh, you thought I meant the Habs' playoffs? Don't be silly. Habs got 'em right where they want 'em.
7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - the hour when we'll know all we need to know. On the plus side if we lose tonight, the torture (see what I did there?) of our Bob Cole et CBC al national nightmare will finally be over.
Hot like naked Mandy - The Flyers, especially Michael Leighton and Claude Giroux.
Cold like the bodies of Teri, George Mason, Ryan Chappelle, Edgar, Michelle, Tony (he's dead to me), Curtis, Nina, David Palmer, Bill Buchanan, Renee, a shitload of bad guys, and several thousand innocent bystanders - The Habs, especially, uh, everyone. If I was forced to pick someone, we'll go with Pleks.
Wounded like CHase's severed hand - Pyatt's upper body. DarCHe takes his spot.
Evil like a Drazen, Logan, Sherry Palmer, any male Bauer not named Jack, any number of Russians, and any number of Middle Eastern dudes from unspecified or fictitious Middle Eastern countries but really they were Middle Eastern don't forget that - Despite her allegiances, Kristin is not really evil.
10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - the hour when you can either weep or masturbate to an Elisha Cuthbert photo gallery. Or both I guess. Kim Bauer will always be special to FHF. Stupid cougar.
Let's hear your memories of either the playoff or 24 run in the comments. Maybe for the last time, GYFHG.
Posted by HabsFan29 at 14:18
Tags: Elisha Cuthbert, game night open thread, how do we not already have some clever 24 (cups) tag, Ladies and Gentlemen