Saturday, October 30, 2010

CHilla Thrilla ~ Hallow's eve game day preview

Where: The 'Boo' Centre

When: Dusk, start soapin', eggin' and TP'n

Who: Les Panthères de la Floride

Trick: Try watCHing the game on RDS without hearing the words 'convaicu' et 'persuadé'

Treat: 1st place, overall, mini CHocolate bars for the entire team

Lump of coal: Mex, Jaro 2.0, PP

Walkom's smelly feet: GFY refs that allow goalie crashing goals

Due to my strong personal convictions,
I wish to stress that this parody in no
way endorses a belief in the occult but
at this time of year I do endorse Unicef!


OK FHFers, Dress up, Line up, Pants! up, Don't Fuck up!

(based on) Thrilla!


It's close to game night
Carey Vincent Price is lurkin' since his CHillin' remark
MuCH fewer red lights
We see a sight that almost stops our heart
We wanted to sCHream
When Trevor took the stage to pick number five
We started to freeze
When Jaro left to sing the Blues and jive
For a pair of Goat picked guys

'Cause this is ThrEller
ThrEller night
And no one's gonna save Vokoun
Lars is the beast about to strike
That first goal is gonna be killer
ThrEller night
You're fighting for icetime
A blonde Kirk Muller?
ThrEller tonight, yeah!

We hear our D slammed
And realize there's no one left to run
We feel the Goat's hand
And wonder if O'B'll ever see the sun
We close our eyes
And hope that this isn't just imagination
GGirl, but all the while
We hear our CHreature creepin' up behind
Its Vodkov time!

'Cause this is Thrilla
CHilla night
There ain't no second place
Count CHocula's team with forty eyes
(Thrilla)
(CHilla night)
Camera's zooming' on 4's gorgeous wife
Inside she's killer
Thriller FHFun tonight

HNIC creatures call
CBC's dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping their leaf love all the time
(Zoom in on Burke's fucking fat face)
When will it end your Habs hatin' life

BR's out to get you
There's woolly démons closing in on every side
Media will possess you
Why did you CHange that number to 11 on your dial
Now is the time
For you and Gio to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night
MOEmaN'll save you from the terror on the screen
MOEmaN'll make you see

That this is Thrilla
CHilla night
'Cause Habs can thrill you more
Than any ghoulish gal would ever dare try
(Thrilla)
(CHilla night)
So let me hold you tight
And share a
killa, dilla, CHilla
Thrilla here tonight

'Cause this is Thrilla
CHilla night
Soperman, can thrill you more
Than any 50ish guy would ever dare try
(Thrilla)
(CHilla night)
So let me hold you tight
And share a
(PleXXXa, Thrilla)

Habs are gonna thrill you tonight! GYFH!

FHFRap

Darkness falls across the land
The game night hour is close at hand
CHreatures crawl in search of meth
Frozen in milk leads to an ice creamy death
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for going down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And be booed at the Centre Bell

I'm gonna Pants! you tonight
(WitCHes, BitCHes)
I'm gonna Pants! you tonight
(Zombies, bOObies)
I'm gonna Pants! you tonight
Ooh, babe, I'm gonna Pants! you tonight
Thrilla night, babe

FHFRap

The foulest stench is in the ACC air
The funk of forty three Cupless years
And grizzly trades from every tomb
Are closing in to kesseal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your soulless body starts to shiver
for no mere hockey mortal can resist
the beauty of the leaf killer, Go NYR.

Get your FHFreak On! and G Y F H!

88 comments:

HabsFan29 said...

that pick is, uh, creepy. but in a good way. and well done moe. but you're not getting a raise

FINALLY someone posted something. must be hallowe'en. who's in charge of this dump? oh right

GYFFPH!!
(first place)

moeman said...

Thank$ 29. BTW, the CHeque cleared.

Oh and I ♥ GG.

Did I mention I ♥ GG?

If not, I ♥ GG!

HabsFan29 said...

we all ♥ GG. especially Boone.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Back at ya. Where is my cheque?

Michael said...

Fucking A!

GoldenGirl11 said...

And yet 33, 4 and 10 remain silent. Where's my cheque?

Michael said...

@GG: Do you know the three great lies of the music business?
1. We'll fix it in the mix.
2. Your cheque is in the mail.
3. Don't worry: I won't come in your mouth.

HabsFan29 said...

at the last FHF Board meeting, we decided we ♥ GG and we put the cheques in the mail. 4 volunteered to mail them. i'm sure they're on the way

moeman said...

In lieu of actual CHeque I asked the FHF owners/payers/players to get me a white iPhone 4. Don't know how but they delivered!

Also, cbc/hnic lame effort of the night;

"let's show you all of kesseal's goals"

Um, why?

HabsFan29 said...

highlight of the weekend: Peace Train vs. Crazy Train. Ozzy, Yusuf, Stewart and Colbert. outstanding.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Michael
Thank you for that. I'm a little relieved that 1 and 3 were not an issue.

@29
If I've told you once I've told you a million times don't give 4 my cheques. He deposits them on my behalf. Kind of an RRSD.

RiRi said...

That pic and parody are on a whole other level! Well done, GG and moe! One of your best works.

P.S. Commenting on here from an iPhone is a gazillion times better than on a blackberry. Yes, I finally got it! In other news, I'm in love.

Oh and GYFHG!!!

moeman said...

Congrats iRiRi.

HabsFan29 said...

drop the fucking puck already. im so bored i have baseball on

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
I'll take the white iPhone5.

HabsFan29 said...

bob cole's voice just has a way of killing a pleasant saturday night

im still not seeing a puck dropping.

Dainer's Hubris said...

CHapeaux, moe and GG.
worth waiting for.

moeman said...

@GG, I GGuarantee it.

moeman said...

@29, its in cole's contract.

Dainer's Hubris said...

Did everyone catCH a glimpse of the hideous aberrations the Janitors are wearing in actual game tonight? Nice sentiment, horrible execution.

HabsFan29 said...

Vodkov and PFK on the ice together. i must be dreaming

moeman said...

Wow, what a perfect pass.

HabsFan29 said...

nice shot to the face

HabsFan29 said...

Vodkov's not saving this PP

moeman said...

The PP needs to be more selfish. STFPuck!

HabsFan29 said...

crap

moeman said...

ack

GoldenGirl11 said...

crap

GoldenGirl11 said...

They forgot to take out Vodkov's catheter when he was in the hospital. PP still needs help.

hfotwc said...

shit, contain yourself bob cole, they're only up by one goal...

GoldenGirl11 said...

Annie Clause you seem lovely but is that kind of interview necessary during play?

GoldenGirl11 said...

make that Annie Claude

Orangeman said...

Why not, there's nothing of interest going on. Just a MTL PP.

Orangeman said...

Ok, the shot the point ISN'T working, boys. You khow why. Because no one's in front. So either put someone in front or give up on the point shot. Try something, anything, new.

moeman said...

darCHe!

HabsFan29 said...

darCHe!!

GoldenGirl11 said...

BARUCH HASHEM!

Anonymous said...

DarCHe Vader!

RiRi said...

DarCHe!!!!

GoldenGirl11 said...

Hey GG line. You're giving us a bad name.

moeman said...

Love how iRiRi is using her iP4 kybd. Wonder if she prefers portrait or landscape view? Tap away!

RiRi said...

@moe - I don't think I've been away from the thing since I got it. Kinda like a newborn. Also, I prefer landscape.

How about you send some app suggestions my way? :)

HabsFan29 said...

quelle save, carey

Dainer's Hubris said...

Carey! Carey!

(quite a skater that Booth, not to get caught by PK)

HabsFan29 said...

uh oh

HabsFan29 said...

crap

nice move

hfotwc said...

bob cole just shit himself...

iRiRi said...

Aye aye aye

moeman said...

Nice name CHange iRiRi.

Lotsa Apps to recommend, touCH base to get em.

Anonymous said...

Do I still have to do a shot if Brunet is "pas convaincu"?

moeman said...

@Anon, non.

HabsFan29 said...

im sure we'll be able to score on that 2-man advantage to start the 3rd

BWAHAHAHAHA

GoldenGirl11 said...

@RiRi
I love my iphone like a fifth child. On occasion I hear the phone taunt the boys with "you're adopted". Kids believe it.

Orangeman said...

Can they win now? I've spent the whole day in bed hungover/dying of rabies from the bat attack last night. I ended up in Old Montreal at 4am and woke up with my phone lost and a big dent in my forehead. I just want a win so I can go back to sleep. Or find my phone. One of the two. Or both would be great.

Typing is giving me a headache.

Dainer's Hubris said...

Sweet, Brunet's indecision will preserve the precious GlenfidditCH.

moeman said...

O-man, if it was an iPhone, you could find it.

4 iRi,

http://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/find-my-iphone/id376101648?mt=8

moeman said...

BTW, yes, I have been called an Appshole.

iRiRi said...

@GG - Best. Kid. Ever. Though I'm sure you don't pick favorites, right?

@moe - Twitter?

moeman said...

GG has a black CHild. She couldn't get a white one. Discuss.

iRi, I prefer my @me

moeman said...

Man can the cbc/hnic snotstovers Burkake any harder?

Orangeman said...

@moeman: iphone..hahaha...no...It's the cheapest phone I could find. It just has all the #s of everyone I know and also acts as my alarm. Thanks though.

Actually, I just found it. It somehow got under my bed. I prefer not to know how, actually. Now to make sure the Bixi bike I vaguely remeber weaving down Rene Levesque on was returned at some point.

iRiRi said...

@moe - huh? You lost me.

Hey habs, no time like the present.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@RiRi
I do love it best. Doesn't roll its i's.

Dainer's Hubris said...

Holy Phoque! Could the Cap'n be any MORE snakebit?

Orangeman said...

Seriously, if Gio can't score on those chances, just get him off the ice. Too much time at French classes.

moeman said...

iRi, lots of good here (a few US only, like Pandora), have fun;

http://gizmodo.com/5676549/gizmodos-essential-iphone-apps-october-2010

Habs realated Apps;

LaPresse and yes even RDS is OK.

Outside of Epicurious and Food Network Canada, fave Apps are Plaintext and Rogers Radio.

BTW, didn't lose ya, its a riddle.

Dainer's Hubris said...

Burkake.....genius

moeman said...

BB says he thought Vokoun played well vs. the leaf. It was Clemmensen.

moeman said...

heh, CHeck out the song they are playing at the Bell.

Also, zombieHabs, score Carey Vincent Price some goals for fuck sakes.

moeman said...

meh

Orangeman said...

There's patience and then there's holding onto a pcuk with a clear line to the net until everyone comes back to block you.

iRiRi said...

FFS.

Orangeman said...

I'm very disappointed with the product this evening. I guess they're tired. But that PP is ridiculous. It's not just bad, it's not becoming of a professional team.

iRiRi said...

Also, thx for the link, moe

bobcoledepends said...

i'm so full

moeman said...

No excuses. No complaining. Habs should've done better. Panthers were lucky tonight. At least TFS™ wasn't run and cbc's team lost, again. Enjoy life FHFers.

Dainer's Hubris said...

more irritating news.....Flopper pitches another shutout for Barfston vs Nottawa, and Jordan Caron, taken after Louis Leblanc, scores his 3rd goal. Sens unable to complete a pass, whatwith their wearing FUCKING CAMOUFLAGE SWEATERS! Idiots!

Dainer's Hubris said...

And in the spirit of HF4's new G&G nickname, "Boo-S-A, Boo-S-A"!

Dainer's Hubris said...

At least the Loaves haven't scored for 120+ minutes.

Number31 said...

The cable went out right when they went on that powerplay when Gomez got crosschecked. EVEN GOD SAID DON'T LOOK!

But yea, they looked like crap. Were behind the play, behind the pass...no way an awake Gionta misses a wide open net like that and then whacks the puck the other way on the follow through x_x Also Spacek is going to kill me......

the Bare Ruth said...

Torture to watch that on a grainy Florida feed where they kept complaining that the 'whole league' was outraged about Colton Orr's interference non-penalty goal. Habs were flabs, not even a CHicken heart in it tonight, no tits either. Jew and Squid both looked the worse for having contravened the shabbos. It will take a while for Vodkov to fit in again, and though seniority oblige, Jaro OS 7 really needed a rest, it was a mistake not to play Cptn Picard instead.
nice one with the puck there GG that perked me up a bit! laaarf giggle giggle.

Number31 said...

Meh.

And yuck, it's getting really ugly in Calgary...

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Bare
It totally makes it work. He sees a puck coming at Rachel Wards head. Does he kiss her or stop the puck from hitting her. What to do what to do?? His facial expression says it all.

iRiRi said...

Happy Birthday PleXXXe!

HabsFan29 said...

I've had five drinks this afternoon. Don't forget - CJAD at 6:05! should be drunken ramblings!

iRiRi said...

I'll be listening on my iPhone :)

J.T. said...

Right back at you, 29! Nice chatting with you. We'll have to do it at Hurley's some time.

Anonymous said...

dude..... you gotta get somebody to make a youtube vid of this. you guys rock! much like those things in goat's head.