Tuesday, October 05, 2010

The Morning Skate is suspending you for a game for Tuesday, October 5th


Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of winning the Ryder Cup...
OK WE ARE VERY CLOSE TO HOCKEY PEOPLE. Day after tomorrow! We'll be busy around here no doubt. The crazy celebrities have their swan song today with the scoring forwards, and by popular demand we'll have a Pantscast at some point. We've also got the debut of some of our surprises, and free gifts for children under 12.

22 comments:

orangeman wouldn't be up this early in a just world said...

I'd like to thank TMS for 'supending' me. It sounds naughty.

And my only advice for children being offered free gifts by FHF is RUN CHILDREN! RRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

HabsFan29 said...

headline typos are the worst kind of typos

B B said...

"... free gifts for children under 12..."

Dear Sirs,

Clarification, SVP, regarding these gifts. Under 12 chronologically or maturity?

orangeman said...

@29: Don't take my sarcastic pointing out of typos personally. Having to wake up this early makes me angry towards the English language.

soperman said...

My grandson is four but there is no way in h-e-doublehockeysticks he will see your blog until he is in university. But if you want to send grandpa a nice gift that would be fine....

Red Fisher thinks Squid got away with one but didn't see the game. Valid.

moeman said...

New fucking font!

Habsfan10 said...

My kids would like LCBO gift cards in lieu of whatever crap we were thinking of giving them.

Wait, what were we giving them?

J.T. said...

If I let my kids read the blog, can I have their gifts?

wv: I hope the Habs give the leafs a good, old fashioned drubam on Thursday.

bea.habs.fan said...

I'd like to lodge an official complaint as I do not have any kids to steal the FHF present from.

On the other hand if I can just have the oft-promised meth ice cream, (we're all way overdue) I'll probably totally forget the whole thing.

J.T. said...

@bea: Want some?

Habs Q said...

I'll be in the US on Thursday.

Does anyone know of a web-feed that will carry the game?

moeman said...

cbc/hnit will probably be streaming it.

ezzeloharr said...

@Habs Q: Pretty sure that CBC/HNIC has their feeds locked outside Canada... Try, but you might need to proxy in.

GoldenGirl11 said...

With Meth ice cream make the Britney Spears song stop playing in my head.... oh, baby baby?

bea.habs.fan said...

@GG11
i was BritSpe naive and did not have the song in my head but now it's on a loop. the moral being one should not read FHF if one wants to preserve one's sanity!

meth ice cream may be our only hope

WV sescr = succor = meth icecream (is it me or is there a theme here?)

moeman said...

Just emailed Ben & Jerry to suggest a new ice cream flavour, sCHool girl outfit ripple.

Flying Toaster said...

Hey guys, you know Anabelle Langlois? The girl Laraque is skating with in Battle of the Blades? Well she's actually my best friend's big sister. I remember she came over to see him when we were both in high school and paid us both lunch :P She's a really sweet girl.

Anyway, that was totally unrelated to hockey and i apologize

Flying Toaster said...

Also, people over at Lighthouse Hockey are going apeshit over the 1 game suspension that Cammalleri got. Now, my perception may be skewed, but from what i saw, that "slash" on Nino's ankle had barely any weight in it. He hit him sure, he should be suspended for such a gesture, sure. but anything more than 5 games like they are claiming would've been, to me, completely ridiculous.

Also, i really despise all the seething hate and bile they're letting out. Even going so far as to call us "Habs fans and toady media, mostly"

Toady media? Really? Now was there any need for that?

Bill 101 said...

and Boogaard walks

ankles more precious than 'nads (insert lame Kessel joke)

what am I missing here?

orangeman, CEO said...

@Habs Q: CBC locks the feed outside of Canada. Go to atdhe.net or even channelsurfing.net. If that fails you can dig around at justin TV. Finally, you have youstream.com. You can also listen to the game on cjad online if you unfortunately get American announcers.

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orangeman said...

*'ustream.com' not 'youstream'. I think that one's porn. So, either way.

Bill 101 said...

surreal

Harold Ballard lives

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/ballards-maple-leaf-garden-slab-donated-to-hockey-hall-of-fame/article1744044/

dont even have to say "Leafs suck"

over