Friday, October 22, 2010

The Morning Skate for Sexy Friday, October 22nd

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of Adriana Lima's $2 million chest...
  • Well that was a typical Jersey game, i.e. a disaster. NJ get an early crappy goal, clutch and grab and trap their way to another Brodeur shutout. The stats say the Habs had 29 shots, but we don't  believe it. More later today, if the reviewer managed to stay awake during the game;
  • Leafs lose their first in regulation, 2-1 to the Rangers, and people are starting to question the Leafs' offense. We're in no position to make jokes right now;
  • With Boston beating the Caps 4-1, the Northeast standings should soon sort themselves out;
  • Pens beat the Preds 4-3 in OT;
  • So the Islanders are good now? Beat the Bolts in OT and sit atop the Atlantic Division? Really?
  • The Flower signs a long-term deal to be a critic ambassador for the Habs;
  • TSN signs a deal to provide Habs regional coverage, 24 McSplooge-free games for this year and 30 a year for two more years. The article says TSN has secured carriage space on Bell for the game Monday. So Videotron users (basically everyone in Quebec) can apparently go fuck themeselves.
Meh. Sexy Friday has a bitter taste this morning. If you want to try washing the meh out of your mouth, enjoy this video of sexy Russian spy Anna Chapman in Russian Maxim. It takes a while to load on their Russian servers, but it's worth waiting for.

9 comments:

B B said...

The chicken has to go. He hasn't done a thing since mid-March. Higgins would be a good replacement...

Arthois said...

It's not TSN's fault that Videotron is not going to carry it because TSN is owned by BCE.

Le Douze said...

Yes, the Anna Chapman vid beat last night's game for interest.

Guess Marty pulled it together yet again for the home crowd. Sigh.

Chester said...

Fuck Devils hockey. Like Boone says it's anti-hockey, and fuck Marty F while you're at it ... bah humbug

RiRi said...

DIE, DEVILS, DIE.

That is all.

lawyergirl77 said...

Still feeling used from last night. *sniffle* I feel violated.

I think I'm selling all of my NJD tickets for the rest of the year. :(

soperman said...

"Buffet Brodeur" must have had extra strength from stealing all those lunches. That or the "Jabba the Hut" analogy was apt.

And yes, they were worth $1 million a peice. While she definitely bought them, I would imagine she got a heck of a deal!

hfotwc said...

yaaawwwnnn. just woke up. Is the game over yet?

the Maritimer said...

Nothing like a NJ Devils/Fat Bastard shutout of the Habs to ruin an evening or bring you down to the depths of despair.

Seriously, the only way to beat those fuckers is beat them at their own game. Don't even try to score a goal. Trap the shit out of those assholes for 65 minutes and THEN you've got a 50/50 chance to win in the shootout...'cause then the skaters have a clear path to the net and Fat Bastard. And to the people who say "what about entertaining the fans in the building", show up late...you're not missing anything anyway.

@LG77 : I don't blame you for dumping your tickets for the other game vs. NJ. I wouldn't have watched as much as I did last night if not for the 5 day layoff (2 periods only). The 4 games a year they have to play that fucking outfit are the only ones I boycott.