Saturday, October 16, 2010

"I'll Pants! with You" ~ Senators Preview and Open Thread

Hey FHFers, its Saturday Night, are you ready to play? (sue me ceebeecee, I gots me a new posse)

From the city of gorgeous gals, your awakened 2-1-1 Montréal Canadiens take on Ontario's team, Les Sénateurs d'Ottaoutaouais. Soberly speaking (its early, only had one glass of wine), hope you are feeling better $enator Demers.

Speaking of excitement, Where's Auldoº vs. Elliot! Man there better be lotsa bOOze (no bOOs SVP, OK a few for Chris Neil) in da house. Speaking of houses, the one owned by renowned mega-Habs fan and Ottawa resident Liam Maguire (NO RELATION TO McSPLooGE!) should update his sites. --> ºScrap dat, the Price is right back where he fucking belongs.

Special shout out to long time Habs blogger Sweet Daddy Kane for his fucking fantastic shout out to the FHF blog;

"Four Habs Fans probably needs no introduction.
They’re just really funny and bright guys putting a
slightly vulgar and sexist slant to their fine and smart
hockey thoughts, and I  think they’re as creative as can be.
Nuns and priests might not be crazy about this site, though.
Or are they?"


SDK, that is some good shit. 'Slightly'? Also, no sexism at FHF cuz the tongues are always firmly planted in CHeeks or Tits, size 46.

Now back to tonight's activities where the combined ratings of RDS and CBC should unite our Glorious Nation on this coast2coast leafless fall evening. Oh, yeah, a song parody ...

Inspired by my run-in with The Goat in Montréal and a fun-in with some fab new FHFriends,
oh and Anglais Moderne.

"I'll Pants! with You" ~ À Jacques, de CHèvre

Moving forwards using all that depth
Trading Jaro cuz TFS™ was never second best
I saw the Habs world thrashing all around our BELL place
Follow me I'm going to les Danses-à- dix for some mesh and lace

I'll stop the world and Pants! with you
You've seen four games and it's getting better all the time
There's nothing FHFers won't do (for meth)
They'll stop the world and Pants! with you

(You should know better?)
Dream of better lines the kind which never fade
(You should see why)
We need the skates of Vodkov's powerplay grace
(You should know better?)
We made a pilgrimage to save this team's disgrace
(We made Crosby cry)
What I'm comprehending is a Cup since long gone bye
(It'll stop the world)

This is my fucking game day preview
(It'll crash blogger's world)

You've seen PFK's difference and he's getting better all the time
(Don't stop his whirl)
There's nothing Kwa-Pee-ten Gio won't do
(Those FrenCH lessons must make him hurl)
I'll stop the world and Pants! with you

Kirk Muller's future's open wide
(two minutes for looking so good)

(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and Pants! with you
(Gleefully caustic world)
I've made some CHanges and it's getting better all the time
(Let's stop the world)
There's nothing the marketing team won't do
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and Cul-Lot! with you

Pascal LeClaire's 5-hole is open wide
(oh wait, he's hurt, again)

hmmm hmmm hmmm ice cream
hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm  free ice cream
hmmm hmmm hmmm cupcakes
hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm  creamy cupcakes

We'll stop HNIC's blue and white fascist world, CBC Fuck You!
(Let's stop bob cole's mangling of words)

Hey Mike, Carrie gives me underwood
(Let's stop the world)

Kovy, your mythic hair is no longer good
(Let's stop the world)
Look at BR's orange mane now thats a hood
(Let's stop the world)

Let's go to Vega$ and gamble a buck or two
(Let's stop the world)
I'll wear the mesh, you lace up in red, white and blue
(Let's stop the world)

G Y F H !

67 comments:

moeman said...

BTW, if I ever, ever, forget to ever fucking mention it, I adore GG.

HabsFan29 said...

the nun with the tits pic brings back memories.

well done moe! i love that tune. and killer work GG

moeman said...

cbc/hnic, about Gio; "the burden of being the Captain"

Their burden is to STFU.

HabsFan29 said...

btw "PPP has Carey clock envy" is one of my favourite tags evar

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
Thanks and nicely done.

@29
Where so I send my overtime hours?

I need a sedative myself from today. To bad we aren't playing Buffalo. No one is happier than me that they're off until Thursday.

moeman said...

heh, cbc/hnic has Peter Puck sucking foster hewitt's blue and white phallic puck, then adds some wad named bill hewitt and their own centre-ice fake lake bob cole to the leaf ménagerie. Weird, sick innuendo at the cbc/hnic. Do we pay for this?

moeman said...

A good friend of mine knows Wade Redden well. Wade does not look well. When his Mom died his life spinned into hell. I won't repeat what my friend divulged. Get well and good luck Wade.

HabsFan29 said...

@GG - HR department. if you can find them

GoldenGirl11 said...

@29
Great. You had to go and make HF4 the HR dept. Thanks. Such a bunch of lawyers.

HabsFan29 said...

opera CBC? really?

moeman said...

meh, cbc/hnic is so use to tragicomedy that it knows no less. They fucking hate the Habs.

lawyergirl77 said...

Have I mentioned how utterly fucking cool the new intro is at the Bell Centre? Music from Inception FTW, peeps!!

Equally cool - Gorges is getting props from crowd during intros. Nowhere near Squid/TFS/Vodkov, but it's getting there.

Ps- outstanding work GG and moe!

moeman said...

Merci ami(e)s.

~~~
Ya think ron maclean represses much? flq, signalling October dates, downlifting garbage comments? WhereTF is this show produced from?

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

What the hell just came out of Ron Maclean's mouth?

HabsFan29 said...

jim hughson thank god. i couldn't deal with bob colzzzzz

moeman said...

G I O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HabsFan29 said...

Cap'n!!!!

Orangeman said...

Me likey.

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

I, for one, suggest 57 minutes of the trap.

lawyergirl77 said...

Kovy's first shift lasted 30 seconds. Whoa. Thad gonna piss him off...

(PS - SQUEEEEE!!! My Gio!!!)

HabsFan29 said...

heh @ Gate. I'm sure Chokula agrees with you

Orangeman said...

What a bullshit call. I mean, ridiculously fucking bullshit.

Orangeman said...

Wow, the refs have decided to control this game.

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

Feels like the all-Quebecois refs knew they had to throw a couple of calls to the Habs early in order to not be accused of homerism.

HabsFan29 said...

PP! don't forget to put Gorges out on the point

HabsFan29 said...

crap

moeman said...

Too even a 1st period.

GYFH!

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

Hey, what ever happened to Benoit being relegated to the broadcasting minors? I was kind of looking forward to that. (A lot.)

moeman said...

heh, cbc/hnic's resident racist drops 'Corey Price' as his regular game name mangling. Sad, old, Bruin, now, leaf, #1 fan. Sad. We pay for this?

moeman said...

Wow! Either Cap'n Gio has a really small head (EZ) or Elliot Fried Man has a fucking huge melon of a noggin.

Go You Fucking Habs!

HabsFan29 said...

nice pileup. the most excitement all period

HabsFan29 said...

Halpern on the PP. we're already desperate

moeman said...

Team looks tired. Senzzzz putting them to sleep?

HabsFan29 said...

nightmare

HabsFan29 said...

NOW it's a nightmare

Orangeman said...

I guess I have to stop doing my assignment and actually pay attention.

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

I, for one, suggest 28 minutes of the trap.

Orangeman said...

Great, now I have to decide between passing my class and helping the Habs win.

Also, cheap ass Sens!

GoldenGirl11 said...

MAZEL TOV!

moeman said...

I leave for a few minutes and the Phillies tie the Giants? Oh, wait. Halpern!

moeman said...

Big.

Fucking.

Tits.

Orangeman said...

I'm going to flunk out of school. All for you, Habbies.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Who IS that masked man??

Orangeman said...

This game is a bit different from last night, eh?

moeman said...

When you hear glen heely say the word integrity you;

1. barf

2. bleed from your eyes

3. accidentally shit your pants (not to be confused with Pants!)

4. barf, bleed from your eyes and shit your pants

HabsFan29 said...

ok whole new fucking game for 20 minutes. gyfh

Orangeman said...

Okie dokie then, all done my assignment. I'll pay real close attention to help our boys.

HabsFan29 said...

CASH IT

hahahaha

HabsFan29 said...

so the PP is now what, 1 for 20?

Orangeman said...

I haven't seen the PP so ineffectual since, uh, last playoffs. Remember when a PP was an almost guaranteed goal?

HabsFan29 said...

do we start making "decline" jokes now?

moeman said...

SuperfuckingpleXXXXXXXXXXXXXXe1

HabsFan29 said...

superpleXXXe!!

Orangeman said...

Pleks! I liked everything about that.

Orangeman said...

The downside is we might have to accept the power of the Ole chant on that one.

moeman said...

Eat that win cbc/hnic.

HabsFan29 said...

that's alright

moeman said...

Reset your fucking clock PPP.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Hate to be a downer but PK seems to get weaker with every day away from Boucher.

Other than that WOO HOO!!

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

Interestingly, tonight was the fourth straight game the opposing team have pulled their goalie.

Actually, that's the fifth straight one-goal game. Out of five. At least this season will be exciting. Return of the CHardiac Kids?

moeman said...

Wow. NHL Squid tire pushing ad is fucking awesome. Bonus, Sam Roberts.

Orangeman said...

The CBC's rolling ads of Organ donation, AA and girls living in poverty is kind of harshing my buzz.

moeman said...

The anti-CHambre's Habs pure hate is on with ex-Nords (go figure) bergeron, aka bergfuck and therrien slamming the Habs hard. Oh wait, w won.

bergui, with his snake tongue venomously flying, is in an incredibly hateful mood, so much so so he can't even get his pure wool fave Bulldogs' name right. A sick, sick, fat, fucking fuck.

(NB- when bergui was on tqs' 110% he use to literally use his tongue to spit his venom at PleXXXe. A sick, sick fuck.)

Now they are ripping PFK. Man, I'd rather hear ron maclean mention the flq.

lawyergirl77 said...

W00T! BigTits is back and doing dirty things to/with his TurtlePlexxx once again!!!

SkyKing said...

Dennis Kane's wife is close...

FHFs is the best site...

Keep up the great job!

Number31 said...

I ate massive amounts of meat and now I'm paying for it. Only in Montreal do we get to see the game on 10 screens in a Brazilian restaurant somewhere in the skeezy section of Pierrefonds. And some Sens fan was sitting behind me too..

L Dude said...

Helluva game last night. I'm a bit of a sadist so watched CBC's resident septuagenarian racist. He gives Josh Gorges props for about 3 seconds and then "that's enough of that" and goes on to talk about the Loafs for 5 minutes.
Now, I've said before I wouldn't mind seeing the Leafs back in the playoffs. BUT, then Cherry goes and spouts off about all of the prognosticators jumping on the leafy bandwagon and shows his clip from game one where HE was the first to declare the laffs would be in the playoffs.

Now, I want to see his caretaker mush those words into a fine paste and mix it in with his porridge or metamusil or Boost or whatever the fuck the old mat eats and make him eat those fucking words next spring.

/hate