Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Midnight Skate for Tuesday, October 19

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of winning the CFL East Division...
  • Laffs finally lose a game, though it was in OT so they got a point. But it was to the Isles, so that's something. A bunch of supposedly controversial calls went against the Leaf, but if you think we are sympathetic in any way, well, you don't know us;
  • The Dominictrix had 2 goals in the Bolts win over the Stars;
  • Pens over the Sens 5-2 in Gonchar's return to Pitt;
  • The NHL Wheel of Justice is not a fan of those newly-illegal blindside hits. Veteran captain Shane Doan gets 3 games for a hit that didn't draw a penalty or injure the recipient. Message received, NHL! Here's the vid for you to form your own opinion;
  • Boone using the FHF "CH" meme (© moeman) in the headline of a post announcing how great Habs I/O is is both ridiculously ironic and making us angrier than, um, a yak in heat. Lawyers, assemble!
  • If you like hockey and scotCH (© moeman), you need to become friends with Moey;
  • For those of you missing True Blood, or for those of you who like porn (so everyone), Wrap Around Curl has written a recap of "Tru: A XXX Parody" over at TBH. Somehow she made it SFW;
  • While we're pimping FHFers' other blogs, if you haven't yet you should check out GG11's Women on the Ledge for her irreverent take on family life. If you only like us for hockey, her letter to hockey parents is nice and rant-y and there's even some excellent Big Tits Photoshop outtakes.
No game 'til Thursday. But we want one NOW!

24 comments:

Michael said...

Save your anger for Bert Raymond-bashing and your energy for ambulance chasing! You're right. I shamelessly stole the copyright CH. Those two letters totally belong to you guys. Getting the Canadiens to change their logo is lawyers' work, but as a gesture of repentance I'll henceforth be known as Mikael.

moeman said...

heh, I know its early but a glass of skotCH for Mikael.

Michael said...

Highland Park 18. Neat, with a couple drops of water.

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

Moey, just a tip: take your email out of the subhead on your site. Actually, take it off your site altogether, lest ye be spammed.

I recommend switching the @ to (at).

bea.habs.fan said...

@ Mikael.
how can it be neat if you add water?
isn't that an oxymoron (not to mention a sin)?

GoldenGirl11 said...

Geez. Quiet around here today. What's for dinner? I'm thinking stand up beer chicken.

Michael said...

Neat as in no ice. Water opens up the bouquet. Try it. Like, three drops.

bea.habs.fan said...

@GG11 no hockey.
it's like the dog days of summer.
carey is playing well so nothing to say there; Big Tits has been resurrected, nothing to say ...
spacek is still a bit of a pylon (but then he had some of these moments last year too)
no real need to go on.
I'm so bored, I actually have to work.

moeman said...

Gumbo.

soperman said...

@ bea.habs.fan

Please tell me it ain't so! Work? No one is that bored.

gillis said...

meh

Steve said...

RE: PP panic

Urologist rumor, he is quoted as saying " I would pee my pants if Montreal would have me" So far no stains on Montreal Management.

Souray Souray Souray, you dont have to be Irving Grundman to figure this one out.

moeman said...

RIP: Tom Bosley

Moey said...

@gate,

Thanks for the tip. I don't get much spam, maybe because I have comment moderation? It's a pain in the ass but I really had no choice because the first comment ever on my blog went something like this: "You know jack shit about hockey and who gives a shit about what you think anyway." I shit you not. A mighty fine welcome into the world of blogging. It didn't have the desired effect, just made me determined to carry on.

HabsFan29 said...

sorry Moey that comment may have been me. i feel i need to come clean now because I want some of Mr. Moey's Aberlour 16

i keed, i keed. well, not about wanting in on the scotch collection

Moey said...

@29,

Here's the deal, as soon as I get the oft promised free ice cream, you'll have your Scotch. That's a pretty decent deal come to think about it.

HabsFan29 said...

touché Moey!

moeman said...

touCHé

Kidz, they never learn.

Rookie said...

Yeah, the CH meme is not cute at all when Mike Boone does it. I might have thrown up a little in my mouth because of that post.

HabsFan29 said...

THANK YOU Rookie.

ha @moe!

Orangeman said...

It ain't quiet around the house of Orange. OT work plus midterms and assignments. This shit was easier when I was 20 instead of...whatever.

And there's no game till Thursday, but guess who has one and a half thumbs and tix to the game! THIS GUY!! (unfortunate fishing accident, if you're wondering)*.

I'll admit it, life was easier (and drunker) in Korea, but I didn't have tickets to hockey games there. Or poutine for that matter.

*may not be true.

Danno said...

Is it Thursday yet?

Hi guys. I got quite a few good laughs from your site.

By the way, you were given a review from a competing site...

You may want to add this to your list under "What the interwebs are saying about FHF"
(From Denis Kane's Blog)

Four Habs Fans probably needs no introduction. They’re just really funny and bright guys putting a slightly vulgar and sexist slant to their fine and smart hockey thoughts, and I think they’re as creative as can be. Nuns and priests might not be crazy about this site, though. Or are they?

Orangeman said...

Sexist? What are you, some kind of girly man?

Sure, the majority of the pics are of the naked lady variety but there have also been some male skin in these pages for the female and gay audience. And even some pics of male heads on woman bodies for the, uh, more complex sexualities out there.

If anything, this site is anti-Semetic.

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

@Orangeman

Exactly. Mel Gibson loves the ladies.