Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Always Be Prepared ~ Habs 5 - Flames 4 (OT) win and Shovel Off to Buffalo Preview and Open Thread


sCHout's Oath
On my CHonour, I will do my best 
To do my duty to Geoff
and Habs CHountry and to obey the sCHout Law; 
To help other teammates at all times, especially in OT; 
To keep my shot physically strong, be mentally
awake in the paint and keep my arrow fucking straight.


Working on the Buffalo Preview
but down with the fucking flu and
the DayQuil is kicking me in the Pants!



G Y F H G !

~ . ~ . ~



Post nasal drip Preview Update:

Craig 'The Asshole' Rivet and his 25th place shitty team (19-20-5) steps onto the ice to face the 9th place Habs (26-17-3), RDS/TSN/Versus, 7h30pm start, HSBC Arena.

Craig 'The Jerk' Rivet will probably be skating in front of Ryan 'Silver' Miller and facing Carey TFS™ Price.

Craig 'The Loudmouth' Rivet will not be facing CHicken, who had helped the Habs win the first three matchups so far. Sabres' Olympian Derek Roy bumped his head on his diving board. 

Craig 'The Shoveller' Rivet, who wears a 'C' for cocksucker, isn't doing much on BUFs 17.8% PP (worse than the Habs 19.0%), nor on their 82.0% PK (also not better than the Habs 86.6%).

Craig 'The Whiner' Rivet's team ain't looking to good to make the playoffs, whereas Josh Gorges' and Max Pacioretty's team right now is. Thanks Bob Gainey.

Craig 'The Angry White Guy' Rivet isn't too happy that a pumped PFK! is hot. Thx iRiRi.

Craig 'The Struggling Sabre' Rivet probably doesn't like CHeez Whiz. We do.

Craig 'The Sack of Shit' Rivet's dirty teammate and Buffalo native Patrick Kaleta is in. Expect the game to get Ruff, especially if the Sabres are sucking it with two minutes to go.

Man, I've got a splitting headaCHe but yes "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy". Watch the entire thing.

A little TLC, too.


G Y F H G !

118 comments:

Anonymous said...

Midly? What's that?

moeman said...

Mildly.

See tags, blame the Acetaminophen, Dextromethorphan and Phenylephrine.

the Maritimer said...

Chocula, aka the Borg Queen will have the System firmly in place for tonight's match.

All players will have their distinctiveness added to the System.

Uniqueness is irrelevant. Creativity is irrelevant.

You will comply.

Resistance is futile.

iRiRi said...

We need a badge for whoever decided to pair Gill with Subban. It's Muller, right? Not gonna lie, I thought it was a horrible idea but then again, what do I know?

That pic is adorable but so is THIS one!

iRiRi said...

And now Rivet has to put in his $0.02. FFS, he should be worried about his 8 mins of TOI.

moeman said...

A positive PFK! piece.

Steve said...

Buffalo the Raptors of hockey, yes Lindy Ruff has a system and he produces top NHL talent for the rest of the league.

Go TITS, LEGO, SQUID, and PATCHES

PFK you got the green light GYGHG!

Habsfan10 said...

Moeman, you Pangered the hell out of that preview, I tell ya. It's lik old tymes arond hear.

moeman said...

Thx 10. BUFF Preview is now added. AtCHoo!

moeman said...

Oops, forgot to link J.T.'s well written 'Two Points' piece.

BTW, whatever J.T. is getting paid isn't enough.

iRiRi said...

Get better soon, moe!

Also, Happy 32nd Birthday to our captain Brian Gionta!

Steve said...

I cant understand the heat PFK is taking. There has to be more to the story, did he call somebody's "wife a dyke"

L Dude said...

Happy Bday to Captain Gio! 32 candles. I remember 32. Earning 5 million a year playing hockey. Good times. Wait, that wasn't me.

All I can figure is that the entire Canadian hockey media has it in for the Habs. What? Goalies can't celebrate with a simple statue pose? It's OK that EVERY FUCKING GOAL they allow is rubbed in their face by opposing players with a wide variety of celebratory gestures? But, hey, fuck you with celebrating a game winning save mofo!
And now PFK isn't supposed to celebrate his first ever fucking OT game winning goal? Fuck off.
I hate nothing more than playing the Philthy Phlyers and have that little fuck Briere score. Doesn't matter if his team is down 3 goals, it's that little low down fist pump thing EVERY FUCKING TIME. I've never heard one complaint about that. Except from myself. But I certainly wouldn't expect to see it in the media, because in the end - hey, you scored a goal in the NHL. Celebrate however the fuck you want.

All the haters can FOAD††

PFK forever!

Oh yeah. Craigs interview was very riveting. I hope PFK pounds him 2nite. That would be very respectful of the people that matter. His team. His fans. Himself.

Orangeman said...

Notice who leads the way for the criticism of PK: players who have a reputation for cheap shots and/or have been suspended and 'analysts' who completely failed in their NHL jobs. Notice those who have said nothing on him: Ovie, Crosby, Malkin, Green, Semin, etc. Skilled foes who battled him in the playoffs.

A cheap shot artist on a goonish team complained about him after his team was shut out and the rest of the talentless masses jumped on the bandwagon to hide their own ineptitude. Really, Rivet? You play less per game than Squid did with strep throat and your team is falling apart as they tumble further and further from a playoff position, but you're main concern is how some rookie celebrated a goal in OT?

moeman said...

Another sad meme perpetrated by the stoopid media is Messier as the best Captain, evah. Also, Wendy? Really?

http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=349979

Its not even close. Its Jean Beliveau, en Mario Lemieux, then Pocket Rocket.

the Maritimer said...

Actually, I always thought Bob Gainey was a pretty darn good captain in his day. Didn't have the scoring panache of Moose, but way, way better than Wendy, a made in Toronto superstar - anybody ever notice him in Quebec City or Long Island? No.
Gainey almost took the Habs to the finals in 1984 but Trottier gave him a dirty hit (charging, left his feet) behind the net and then whined about how the league wanted the Habs to win the series. Thank goodness the Oilers came along to put an end to the Islanders drive for five to preserve that hallowed record.

Steve said...

Before dismissing Wendy look at his winning record, oh he does not have one, strange how he would even be mentioned.

the Maritimer said...

In my previous post I forgot to mention that Trottier's hit resulted in Gainey separating both his shoulders, but he soldiered on in that series, not missing a shift.

And it may have been Bossy doing the whining.

Sorry, got distracted while I was typing that post

HabsFan29 said...

fine work FHF team, even those of you suffering with illness. mmm, vodka and nyquil

i always liked Craig Rivet. not anymore

Orangeman said...

So, Wendel's claim to being a great captain is that he wore the C during a dark period for the leaf? I...see.... Only in Toronto.

Just another recent example of the TO media's hype: Stajan was the next coming of Sakic when with the leaf (career best 16 G and 55 pts!). He was traded to Calgery and scored their only goal last Saturday. HNIC met that moment with a shrug but didn't lose a chance to repeat ad nuseum that he's a former leaf. Thought he was a superstar, guys?! See also: McCabe, Brian.

Moey said...

Feel better soon moe! I know the feeling, I had it during Christmas, it sucks.

HabsFan29 said...

the excitement for this game is palpble! er, nonexistant

Start YF Game Start!

HabsFan29 said...

already mcsplooge is giving me whatever moe has

iRiRi said...

Craig Rivet, healthy scratch for the 3rd game in a row. Just sayin'.

HabsFan29 said...

CHokula didn't seem so happy with PFK in that interview. that wasn't helpful, you idiot

moeman said...

Craig 'The Unwanted' Rivet will be traded, soon. Sabres'll take a box of shovels for him.

iRiRi said...

Well, at least we won't have to worry about people bitching about PK's celebrations because JM pretty much confirmed he's tryingobis hardest to put a stop to it.

iRiRi said...

*trying his... Silly tyops.

moeman said...

Brett Favre just texted his picture to mcsplooge.

HabsFan29 said...

uh oh. squid broken wrist.

moeman said...

Cartwheeling?

iRiRi said...

OuCH X2.

HabsFan29 said...

uh oh. patCHes broken wrist

HabsFan29 said...

anyone left in Hamilton?

ugh

moeman said...

DD!

HabsFan29 said...

Double D!!!

iRiRi said...

Double D!!!

iRiRi said...

Just think of all the cap space!

moeman said...

R.I.P. Don Kirschner.

Moey said...

Ri,

That cracked me up! I was thinking exactly the same thing about Markov this week, just sign him for another 5 years and replace him with various D men every time he goes down. Variety is the spice of life.

iRiRi said...

And Halpern went to the room too...

@Moey - Only if it brings players like Wiz along and not MAB. Seriously, are we even at the cap floor?

HabsFan29 said...

tough to have a PP without players

Moey said...

@Ri,

Or Pronger.

Anonymous said...

what happened to cammy?

Moey said...

I think McSplooge should just lace 'em up and with any luck he'll get a puck in the mouth.

ti-cul said...

Nice turnover darche. You think the french media will go on and on and on like they do when pk does?

HabsFan29 said...

gio's a tough motherfucker

HabsFan29 said...

NOT PFK AAUUUGGGHHHHHH

iRiRi said...

THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.

HabsFan29 said...

at least it's not April?

Hadulf said...

@29

Exactly, this team will peak in April, with all healthy Bulldogs!

Moey said...

@29,

Exactly! At least they'll be healthy enough to play golf :(

Orangeman said...

Just tuning in here.

Yay!

Fuck!

FUCK!

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK!

Didn't see the hit on Squid, was in the other room on replay, but I find it telling that the only guy who had a problem with it is the only one who ever played NHL hockey.

HabsFan29 said...

the system is about to be tested

HabsFan29 said...

yay! PK!

iRiRi said...

PatCHes left in an ambulance... *sadface*

moeman said...

RDS reports PatCHes is on his way to the hospital via ambulance.

moeman said...

iRiRi and I have the same app.

HabsFan29 said...

oh jebus patCHes on a stretcher that was terrible

iRiRi said...

@moe - What app is that?! I usually just check Twitter.

moeman said...

Time to make a trade for Matt Moulson.

Orangeman said...

Doth my ears betray me? McSlooge and whatshisname defending PFK?

Fishfeet said...

I have a hankering for zebra meat.

HabsFan29 said...

go system go!

HabsFan29 said...

down 2 men. hang in there, system!

Orangeman said...

Ok, refs. Sabers don't need any more help.

Orangeman said...

Refs tie it up!!

HabsFan29 said...

crap. carey's pissed about something

iRiRi said...

Squid out 2 weeks with separated shoulder.

HabsFan29 said...

it's only two weeks!

/takes more meth

Orangeman said...

No, TSN, 9th and 10th isn't closing in on them considering they're in 6th. I know it seems small, but I'm a bit tired of hearing about how the Habs are falling out of the playoffs when they're actually climbing up the standings and only 2 pts out of 1st in the NE.

HabsFan29 said...

DD is buzzing

HabsFan29 said...

TSN mcsplooging all over chara

Orangeman said...

After seeing Ovie's celebration in that highlight I have to say I'm disgusted. Offended. Frankly, disturbed.

HabsFan29 said...

"season of disaster" for Squid? really TSN? he's out 2 fucking weeks, and one of those is the all-star break

soperman said...

they seem a little too happy about the injuries. it seems they have the whole season played out with montreal out of the playoffs. MINIMUM two weeks.

how long is the allstar break?

moeman said...

Give it up duthie you fucking hack.

Orangeman said...

@soper: Good point. Habs have a full week off. So 2 weeks can mean as little as 3 games.

Orangeman said...

Good to see the only team the WhalerCanes can't beat is the Broons.

HabsFan29 said...

mcsplooge keeps laughing at the fact so many people have been hurt. i hope YOU get hurt you fucker

soperman said...

we can do three games

HabsFan29 said...

STOP FUCKING MAKING JOKES ABOUT HAMILTON AND INJURIES YOU TSN FUCKS

Orangeman said...

Unbelievable.

iRiRi said...

Just as I'm about to ask why Gomez never gets injured...

We can totally sign Sid and Pronger now!

HabsFan29 said...

mcsplooge continues to chuckle at every potential injury. it's sick

Orangeman said...

Was the ref just laughing there after that late hit on PK?

soperman said...

@iRiRi

not that puck-stealing dick, pronger

HabsFan29 said...

wide open hockey! JM is having a heart attack

Moey said...

McSplooge is so fucking insincere. Bless 'em, the poor souls have been troopers considering the adversity & injuries thay've faced. What we don't see is the fist pump that goes with it.

Yo McSplooge! We KNOW you hate them, asshole.

Orangeman said...

I feel as though I have been complaining about the reffing too much recently. However, how is that NOT FUCKING HOLDING THE FUCKING STICK???!!!!!

iRiRi said...

@sope- As Moey will tell you, robberies aside, Pronger is good.

moeman said...

mcsploogerotic comment of the night.

HabsFan29 said...

WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR A PENALTY

Orangeman said...

Sabers will never get another penalty.

iRiRi said...

Bullet wounds apparently.

wv: faint

Anonymous said...

I'm only drinking Flor de Cana rum, but it looks to me like Sabres are slashing, hacking,hooking,holding, without consequence. When do the Habs get penalized for diving?

Orangeman said...

Another hit from behind....

HabsFan29 said...

BOARDING FROM BEHIND INTO THE BOARDS FOR FUCKS SAKE

Orangeman said...

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE

HabsFan29 said...

GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK

soperman said...

crap

iRiRi said...

That was nauseating to watch. No matter what happens, Buffalo sucks ass.

Orangeman said...

I want to contact the NHL over this shit. Is that possible? There is no way this is for real.

iRiRi said...

Miracle point!

HabsFan29 said...

this was a heroic point

Orangeman said...

Overall, back end of two-gamer, injuries up the ass, dirty Saber play, questionable (and dangerous when they don't call blatant hitting from behind) officiating. OT is acceptable.

iRiRi said...

There goes Gill...

HabsFan29 said...

fuck

enjoy it refs

Orangeman said...

Pommenville just did the exact same celebration move as PK. Let's see what everyone is talking about tomorrow.

moeman said...

Most undeserved 'win' in a long time.

Moey said...

@sope,

The guy you hate the most is the guy you want on your team. (barring Avery of course).

I also think it's a great compliment to PK that there's a hate on for him.

Fuck, we deserved to win this one.

Orangeman said...

CBC runs away to show leaf game, TSN runs away to show Oz Open. Guys, if you're going to show a hockey game, show it all.

Fishfeet said...

Don't try to convince me we're watching hockey. We're watching ballet, directed by the refs. That game was fixed.

WV : fuckyounhl

Orangeman said...

If I'm Geoff Molson (and my real name is very close, bank account...not so much) I'm on the phone with the NHL tomorrow morning. There's biased reffing, then there's blatantly trying to hand the game to one team. Of course JM didn't even look up from his crossword puzzle.

If I'm the goat (and my real appearance is close to an actual goat) I'm on the phone with any GMs willing to deal tomorrow morning.

iRiRi said...

Man, I could use some meth right now.

Oh and Buffalo and the refs can kiss my ass.

Orangeman said...

I just accidentally looked through some of the comments on CBC from last night's game. There are people literally calling for PK's blood. Like, wishing he gets seriously hurt. And these comments have more likes than dislikes. For a goal celebration. One we saw Pominville do tonight with no comment.

I'll believe this sort of reaction has nothing to do with race and only with keeping hockey pure when someone convinces me birthers in the US don't care about Obama's race and are only interested in the Constitution. What kind of world do we live in?

Fishfeet said...

Truth requires soul-searching work. Hypocrisy is sooo much easier.

Number31 said...

Um... Let's go Bulldogs?

Peas'n'rice Greg Kimmerly and Mike Leggo can go have a beer with Chris Lee and Tim Peel back on 24/7. And maybe Graham Rynbend should check JMart's pulse. SAY SOMETHING YOU FUCKING STATUE!!! YOUR TEAM IS GETTING MANHANDLED AND THE SABRES ARE THE ONES GETTING THE FUCKING CALLS!!!

At least Price wasn't injured... Sabres could have capped this night off with a full Malarchuk.