Always Be Prepared ~ Habs 5 - Flames 4 (OT) win and Shovel Off to Buffalo Preview and Open Thread

sCHout's Oath

On my CHonour, I will do my best 
To do my duty to Geoff

and Habs CHountry and to obey the sCHout Law; 

To help other teammates at all times, especially in OT; 

To keep my shot physically strong, be mentally

awake in the paint and keep my arrow fucking straight.

Working on the Buffalo Preview

but down with the fucking flu and

the DayQuil is kicking me in the Pants!

Watch this hilarious take on CHicken soup!

G Y F H G !

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Post nasal drip Preview Update:

Craig 'The Asshole' Rivet and his 25th place shitty team (19-20-5) steps onto the ice to face the 9th place Habs (26-17-3), RDS/TSN/Versus, 7h30pm start, HSBC Arena.

Craig 'The Jerk' Rivet will probably be skating in front of Ryan 'Silver' Miller and facing Carey TFS™ Price.

Craig 'The Loudmouth' Rivet will not be facing CHicken, who had helped the Habs win the first three matchups so far. Sabres' Olympian Derek Roy bumped his head on his diving board. 

Craig 'The Shoveller' Rivet, who wears a 'C' for cocksucker, isn't doing much on BUFs 17.8% PP (worse than the Habs 19.0%), nor on their 82.0% PK (also not better than the Habs 86.6%).

Craig 'The Whiner' Rivet's team ain't looking to good to make the playoffs, whereas Josh Gorges' and Max Pacioretty's team right now is. Thanks Bob Gainey.

Craig 'The Angry White Guy' Rivet isn't too happy that a pumped PFK! is hot. Thx iRiRi.

Craig 'The Struggling Sabre' Rivet probably doesn't like CHeez Whiz. We do.

Craig 'The Sack of Shit' Rivet's dirty teammate and Buffalo native Patrick Kaleta is in. Expect the game to get Ruff, especially if the Sabres are sucking it with two minutes to go.

Man, I've got a splitting headaCHe but yes "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy". Watch the entire thing.

A little TLC, too.

G Y F H G !