One Exceedingly Fine Time to be the Canadiens' CoaCH ~ Alfred E. Martin can't get any luck. No scoring, no Vodkov, no Gorges, no love, no powerplay, no problem? meh, JM has a system, time for the team to play it.
TV MADness ~ RDS and CBCockroaCHes, 7pm puck drop, usual SHKLORTCH's Corner, PJ Muggs' OOTGREETs, MAD Mike's BLORTings, leaf fan Tyler Seguin SIZAFITZes!, ron mclame's WHUMPuns and the senile tones of Bob 'GINGGING' Cole.
Fight for the First Place Cover ~ Bs are 21-12-6 (5-3-2), Habs are 22-16-3 (4-5-1)
Not so Top Secret ~ TFSpy™ vs. ThomaSpy
Free Carey Price Poseter ~ I agree with Sweet Daddy Kane
Cracked! ~ Josh, Marky, Habs' PowerPlay
Amazing Inventions:The Strip Club ~ Boston doesn't have any, this place is fun
Scenes we'd like to see ~ A too many men on the ice penalty that decides the game for Montréal
Believe it or Nuts! ~ Bruins Blog
The MAD Academy Award ~ for impersonating a goal scorer ~ The Do It Yourself CHicken!
Badly-Needed Warning Label ~ Playing defense for the CH can be ruinous to your knees
Fold it HF29 style ~ if you made it to end of the post, nice going, now print this page and fold to reveal what 29 actually does with his ovenmitts (nice Holiday beard!)
Song based on a popular tune ~ 'One Step Beyond!' by MADness (yes, I thought of doing 'MAD World' by Tears for Fears but this one was shorter and I'll save my primal streams for gametime).
Hey you, don't watCH that
This is the heavy heavy Pants! sound
The nuttiest sound around
So if you've come in off Ste. CHaterine Street
And you're Habs are beginning to feel the heat
Well listen you fucking busters
You better start to move your feet
To the rockinest, rock-steady beat
One step beyond!
G Y F H G!!!