So here's a little inside into the functioning of FHF. Backstage, if you will. Yours truly was scheduled to write the review of the Pens-Habs tilt last night. No problem, done it a million times. But then yesterday a 5 à 7 turned into a 5 à 8 turned into "let's go grab a bite" turned into post-dinner scotCH turned into, well, quite a while after puck drop. Point is, your faithful reviewer arrived home around 10 PM, just in time to see Tits totally flub his shootout attempt. But then he saw CHicken use his sweet and tangy big wing to score one of those shootout goals that brings a tear to your eye. And TFS doing a gangsta pose. 2 points! But what about the rest of the game, what did I miss? Let's go to the long-form video highlights after a win:
God is that Dave Randorf doing Habs play by play? I think I'm happy not to get TSN Habs (all kidding aside, Dave actually seems serviceable, which is a step up for TSN). So in these highlights I see TFS, CHicken, and a failed 2-man advantage. That about sum up this game? Hey, two points is two points. And the Bs lost. We may see 3rd place yet!
Now, want to be depressed? Did you hear about Josh Gorges being out for the season? Who manufactures Habs' defensemen's knees anyway? We demand a refund. So that makes our #1 D, uh, Hamr? Plan the parade, bitCHes! Our D may now be beyond depressing. Pass the Zoloft. You know what really CHeers me up? Dallas Stars Ice Girls in bikinis. Here they are in their annual "going to the lake" video, 2010-2011 edition:
Yes it's Sexy Friday kids! Let's finish off (so to speak) in tribute to the NFL playoffs this weekend with the Eagles Cheerleaders in bikinis, some Saints Cheerleader cleavage, and Jets coach Rex Ryan's wife's foot fetish videos. I love football.