Wednesday, January 05, 2011

TMS is full of surprises for Wednesday, January 5th

Lap dance to FHF regular hfotwc for violating all sorts of copyright laws and sending us a couple of Habs-related videos from Radio-Canada's Bye Bye 2010. Dear Rad-Can lawyers - uh, sorry?

Bullet points for what you missed while mourning the loss of an FHF favourite...
  • The Bolts and Caps somehow played 3 scoreless periods (the Bolts thanks to new acquisition Dwayne Roloson) then Martin St Louis scored in OT for the 1-0 win. The win put the Bolts at the top of the Southeast;
  • Speaking of the Bolts, their roster now includes a certain Urologist;
  • The Devils lose again. Their record is now 10-27-2. That kills us for some reason. Maybe fluke goals like this one against have something to do with it;
  • Avs 4, Sabres 3 (OT). Nothing really funny to say about that, except the game had its own wacky moment;
  • Penguins and Blackhawks have all kinds of All-Stars. The Pens we understand, but we guess no one noticed the Hawks aren't even in a playoff position this year;
  • A great behind the scenes at the Winter Classic;
  • La Presse's François Gagnon likes him some CHeez Whiz. Mom of TMS passed along a comment she heard CHeez Whiz say on the radio after practice yesterday: "So many people! Like a game crowd at the Nassau Coliseum."
OK kiddies, don't forget that the World Juniors Final goes tonight. In honour of that occasion, TMS is pleased to announce the return of... Panger! He'll be along later today with some sort of Juniors preview and review or something, so be sure to come back for who knows when he'll pop out of his Calgary hole again.


GoldenGirl11 said...

I just hope Gerry's death had nothing to do with that post.

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

"The Buffalo player"
"Number 63"
"That Buffalo player"

What the fuck is wrong with these announcers? I'm sure Buffalo probably doesn't play Colorado very often, but by the end of the third period, shouldn't the play-by-play guy have learned Tyler Ennis' name? Are there so few hockey announcers available that these guys just aren't held accountable in any way whatsoever anymore? What the fuck is going on here?


Steve said...

The urologist pee pee Florida. Maybe the coach will tell him he is supposed to give the puck to players with the same sweater he wears.

moeman said...

@GG, it is being reported that Rafferty died from liver failure, so yes maybe FHF had an effect on him.

Mr. natural said...

"........I luv GOLD"!

I will be wearing my complete Austin Power's Goldmember outfit during the game tonight.

Guess I better stop and buy a bottle of Goldschlager on the way home.


Russians, *phuuuuu* don't get me started!

HabsFan29 said...

Panger's post is on the way kids. I have seen it in draft. There may be nudity!