Tuesday, January 04, 2011

The Morning Skate for Tuesday, January 4th

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of getting sued for sexual harassment...
These 3 day breaks between games always kill us.

13 comments:

Guillaume Theoret said...

"As of Monday, fans can satisfy their cravings for fat and sugar with a doughnut covered in blue-and-white sprinkles at Tim Hortons’ 320 Toronto-area locations whenever the Leafs play a home game.

That’s 21 dates entering Monday’s game, not including playoffs."

*Obviously* it won't include the playoffs.

Steve said...

Reading La Presse translated by Google is high art.

Not only is Louis Louis Louis Leblanc a top gun at WJC, some Finnish kid the Habs own is also a star. The future is bright. The present is cloudy and the past glouriex.

soperman said...

Just think if all the Leaf fans buy a dozen "Leafnuts" and toss them at the same time, it could delay the game for an hour.

"Not including the playoffs." - that is pretty funny.

Steve said...

@soperman, the sushi eating suits that populate the demographic that attend leaf games have never been to a tim hortons.

L Dude said...

What pisses me off most is my buddy who's a Bruins fan. When the Habs were hot early on, he said "Those fucking Commie Smurfs will be good for 30 games."
He realizes the 'smurfs' aren't European, he just mashes them altogether. FUCK, not hearing the end of it now. They better at least beat the fucking Poohbears on Sarady.
Actually fuck him. They were only good for 28 games, having gone 3-8-1 since the Detroit game. Yeah, fuck him. Loser.

moeman said...

The Urologist signed in Tampa. RDS just blew a load.

http://www.rds.ca/hockey/chroniques/312614.html

Number31 said...

Team Meteor always lets me down. Fire the coach.

Oleg Petrov said...

Hey, wait a minute. The long Christmas roadtrip is over. Did I miss something, or did the newspapers forget to manufacture a Habs scandal this year?

moeman said...

@OPet, RDS tried to manufacture some news with the Laps to Ducks trade but their tiny little newsmakerupper reporter couldn't get Laps to buy in. Is Steve Bégin playing?

Also, those Tim's leaf donuts have no centres.

The Habs version is a JM special old fashion plain.

moeman said...

R.I.P. Gerry Rafferty.

soperman said...

@ steve

well, maybe the donut-eating masses who can't afford tickets will pelt the outside of the ACC. I think there is a facebook page promoting this ......

Mr. natural said...

GYMFJunior CanadiansG!!!!

"I love Gold....."

Russian Juniors: the last time in their lives that they will actually give enough of a shit to sacrifice for a win.

After that they can float their way through several NHL teams and contracts all the time whining about how they are misunderstood.

Jaybird said...

That was amazingly depressing. What just happened?