Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Habs invade Super Bowl country - Tampa Game preview and Open Thread


Please enjoy the Lightning Girls sexy bikini photo shoot. It's a preview / open thread with video! What a time to be alive...

So apparently there is some football game in Tampa this week. You may have heard about it. By far, the most important fact about the game is that there are 43 strip clubs in Tampa. I know this because all the articles mention it. Pshaw, there are 43 strip clubs on Ste Catherine Street between Peel and St Laurent alone. Anyway, of course that means old school preview time...

Waiting in line details - 7:30 PM start at the St Pete Times Forum, soon to be renamed the stpetetimes.com Forum. Did you know you can get a package of two tickets, two beers, two dogs and a parking pass for $39? Jesus fucking Christ, I think you can buy one beer at the Bell Centre for that (if you're lucky). Habs eked out a shootout win in Tampa over the Christmas holidays after losing one to the Bolts earlier in December. Bolts are starting to show signs of life, having won six of their last nine and can now at least see 8th in the East standings. Habs suck, losers of their last two.

Pay your cover charge to - Bolts Blog of course. Like there are any other Bolts blogs. Seriously, there are no other Bolts blogs.

Hot sexy habs to watch - Markov, with 10 points in his last 8 games, has taken over the team lead in scoring. Anyone else worried that our leading scorer is a D?

Skanky Habs to watch - let's hope TFS' solid first period in the ASG got him back into playing shape. ZombiePleks seems to have returned, zero points in his last 5 games.

Hot sexy Bolts to watch - Vinny, Marty, Vinny, Marty, Vinny, Marty. You know the drill.

Skanky Bolts to watch - Both of the websites I use to write the hot and not sections of the previews list no cold Bolts. Uh-oh.

Your featured dancers for the evening - Higgy makes his triumphant (?) return, and will play with Saku and Dagger on what will ostensibly be the fourth line. Rhino is a "strong maybe" to play, according to Pat Hickey.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - the cream of the crop and the most famous of the 43 is Mons Venus. They even have a live dressing room cam (NSFW, duh).

Super Bowl predictions and / or strip club stories are welcome in the comments

BONUS VIDEO!!! Courtesy the always awesome moeman from the comments. I heart Ovie. And hot chicks dancing.

40 comments:

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

Breezer sits on his birthday, BG has a sense of humour after all

ps. The live dressing room cam is creepy. Playing the Detftones's Change ("I've watched you change") is creeeeeeeeepy

Perplexed in Montreal said...

The author of the best ever novel about Florida died today.

moeman said...

Your featured dancers for the afternoon, 'the hot' (as per lg77) gals at the Bell Centre ASG that caught OV's attention.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e55muGzKK5o&

HabsFan29 said...

OUTSTANDING moeman.

So outstanding in fact, refresh the page

moeman said...

Bonne Fête #38 Breezer, enjoy some gåteau in la boîte de la presse. (thats 3, count em circonflexes!!!)

gillis said...

I would like to wish my friend Breezeby a very happy birthday.

I hope you like watching the game from the press box.

I guess Carbo is thinking that he will never let a 38 year old play for the habs. Uh oh, Kovy's 38th is comin up I think. When's Lang's birthday?

moeman said...

Eat meat?

Watch this;

http://www.peta.org/content/standalone/VeggieLove/

HabsFan29 said...

i just walk in to hear "et le but"!!!

but it's 2-1 already? WTF? you miss on half of a period and jebus!

HabsFan29 said...

@moeman - saw that vid today. ooh yeah!

HabsFan29 said...

ooh, Caps-B's on TSN. maybe i'll watch that

HabsFan29 said...

fucking mess of a PP

HabsFan29 said...

bang that stick Carbo! that always works

HabsFan29 said...

PK AND PS? that's BS

HabsFan29 said...

TFS!

HabsFan29 said...

would've liked to score on that 5 on 3, but otherwise a decent period

moeman said...

Longest period ever.

HabsFan29 said...

that lost 5 on 3 is biting us in the ass

Perplexed in Montreal said...

We have no sniper and their keeper is playing very well.

They have a sniper and our keeper isn't.

moeman said...

@hf29, a bitten ass is not always a good thing.

Perplexed in Montreal said...

Jesus we suck!

Come on Bob. Whatever they want for Vinnie. Give it to him.

HabsFan29 said...

now im in hell

didn't take long

Perplexed in Montreal said...

Jaro time.

HabsFan29 said...

at least you cant really blame price on that one

kevincrumbs said...

UGH! The game sucks (and we're going to lose). The camera work on the Lightning feed really, really suck.

What is the deal with our defense!?

Moey said...

I dozed off at the beginning of the second, apparantly so did the Habs, 4-2? I'm going back to sleep.

moeman said...

Big turd coming up. Um, I mean big 3rd coming up.

Perplexed in Montreal said...

List of Habs players who made an effort in the 2nd period:

Moey said...

Wild guess at tonights excuse, Tampa wants it more.

Habsfan10 said...

Still at work (stupid federal budget) and may I just say ... fuck this fucking goddamn team with a fucking rusty chainsaw. Fuck. Seriously? Fuck this. Fuck em. Fuck. Lose every fucking game for the rest of the fucking year, for fuck's sakes. Trade every one of these fuckers ... seriously, no one should be untouchable. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck!

Oh, and fuck Stephen Harper too.

HabsFan29 said...

fucking ditto!

Habsfan10 said...

Hey, fuck you and your fucking ditto. Keep your fucking dittos to yer fucking self! Fuck!

moeman said...

WTF!?

HabsFan29 said...

LMFAO

you know, if the whole thing wasn't so fucking pathetic

Perplexed in Montreal said...

Can we please suck someone into taking AK46 off our hands? He plays one period out of every six.

kevincrumbs said...

Jesus... I was hoping Tampa Bay would score earlier into the third so that I could waste less time in front of the television.

I'm going to go ahead and predict that we'll sneak in the playoffs as a seven seed, go up 2 games to nothing against Washington and then lose four straight.

UGH. I am so sick of us losing to shitty teams, especially when I have to watch the shitty team's shitty announcers and shitty camera work and their same shitty analysis every fucking game (ie: Kovy hasn't been that great this year, Streit leaving has caused the PP to shit itself, etc)

AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!! (In a Charlie Brown style)

HabsFan29 said...

this does not bode well for the rest of the season

matt - fear the collapse said...

Well...a nice all-star break and now...back to sucking!

matt - fear the collapse said...

Wait, this team must be good! We had 4 sll-stars didn't we? I mean, no other team had that many! Oh wait, we voted them in...this team sucks.

Van Hab said...

ugh. this is stupid.

lawyergirl77 said...

The only good part about this game? The vid of Ovie (yup, that's EXACTLY what I was talking about at the ASG) and Hf10's rant against Harper and what the Habs can go do with a rusty chainsaw.

Fuckers, the lot of them. (Except for you, Ovie. You're cool.)

Note that CBC caught Ovie too, only they didn't show the babes dancing. Ovie was totally checking them out for several seconds before he was caught on tape.