Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen, New York City Baby! Rangers Preview and Open Thread

An original preview for an original six team. Or as HF10 once so cleverly called them, "the red-headed stepchild of the original six."

Waiting in line details - 730 pm at MSG. Mmmm, I could use some Chinese food. I've used that joke before I think. We'll see if Maguire has any voice left on TSN after the WJHC. Habs 6-1-1 in their last 8. Really? I thought we sucked. Rangers coming off a 4-0 win over a newly-sucky Penguins, but before that had lost 3 of 4. Still, Rangers have one more point than the Habs (though the Habs have 3 games in hand). Habs won the only game between the teams so far.

Pay your cover charge to - we always link to our old nemesis Dubi over at the Blueshirt Bulletin. Fuck him. We instead point you to Ranger Pundit, who has "been a NY Rangers fan since the 1937 - 1938 season." Respect that shit, people.

Hot sexy Habs to watch - Riiight. Is PK Subban wearing a CH yet? Seriously I guess ZombieLang didn't hold on to the tag for long. Big Tits had a couple against the Cats.

Skanky Habs to watch - Jaro gets the start despite being mediocre at best over the last 2 games. De-nis! De-nis! Kovy pointless in 3.

Not dancing due to to many Vodka Red Bulls - you know the list. Captain K is skating and is getting close, but still we wait for the healing powers of Vishnu to take hold on TFS, Higgy, Tangy, etc.

Hot sexy Rangers to watch - Drury 7 points in his last 5 games. Lundqvist
2-0-0, 2.01 GAA, .922 save% in his last 2 GP including the Pens shutout. Nikolai Zherdev is the Rangers points leader.

Skanky Rangers to watch - Wade Redden sort of meh.

In the VIP room - Habs PP stuck at 27th in the league, while the Rangers have the best PK. Uh-oh. I am also really getting fucking sick and tired of the whole 20 minutes per game thing. Again. I thought we got over that crap. Is the coach the issue? HF4 asks the question over at his other gig.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - It's all class (they have sushi) at The VIP Club, baby!

Watching? Listening? Imagining the game in your head? Let's your dirty, dirty thoughts in the comments.

25 comments:

Limerick Dude said...

"Is the coach the issue?" you ask.
Nah, couldn't be.
From coach Carbo himself on Weber watching from the stands once again:
“I hope to get (Weber) into a game, but we’re playing well and I’m not going to sit someone down just to get him into a game.”

Breezby must suck some serious cock.
FUCK! When does he play game #1000 so we can stuff him in a sack and chuck him in the St. Lawrence?!

kristin said...

Yeesh! Looks like that stipper is packing more than just camel toe!

copyranter said...

I'll be at the game tonight.

HabsFan29 said...

go copyranter! we expect a full report tomorrow or late tonight

Jarkko Ruutu said...

I eat thumbs for breakfast.

HabsFan29 said...

be excellent to each other kids. yours truly will be out watching the game with HF4 and a visiting Panger. It's a 3/4 FHF live reunion! If you're near Hurley's, stop in and find us...

Shutdown said...

Canadiens express for me tonight.

Jarkko Ruutu said...

Thumbs have low MSG.

Lapierre is next

Bryan said...

Mmhmm, That's right, Uh huh, Oh No!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe.

moeman said...

Kovy!

Rips it, scores! said...

The Tenderness!

Guillaume Theoret said...

omg Halak is serious weaksauce. =(

Panic Mode said...

Why does Brunet keep saying Halak is playing well?

Is it 'cause he's an idiot?

Dave said...

Hola FHF & Friends.. wufpirate here. The TSN feed is on NHL Network in the States so I get to witness this Battle of who Sucks Less!

Andrew said...

Lang unzombified

(and wtf is a "colyinge"??? down there \/ )

Andrew said...

DEFINITELY unzombified now!

GreenMeany said...

Go LANG Go.... Halak Made some big save but didnt look all that good tonight.

Bryan said...

i dunno man, halak looked ok. he made the big saves when he needed to and that's what counts. he was certainly better than against jersey

GreenMeany said...

True, he just looked a little shaky.

Bryan said...

question is: do you come back with halak tomorrow night or go with denis? in hindsight it may be a bad idea, but i'd stick with halak

Number31 said...

Shaky? That's how he plays. He's like our Tim Thomas with the flopping around style. At least his glove hand rocks. And the guys have "adjusted" to his crazy rebounds.

Zombies on rotation. *throws a hat for Lang* Fuck you, Mats.

Breezer needs a vacation. Pacioretty should stay.

I think Lundqvist really hates playing us...

MSG has crap cameras and a horn that sounds like my dryer buzzer.

HabsFan29 said...

just got home from the big 3/4 fhf reunion. much drunkenness. EX-ZOMBIELANG!!!!!

copyranter said...

I almost threw my Habs hat on the ice...but it's a newish one...I'm super busy at work so I won't have a full report until Friday (with some decent photos...we were in the third row). But baby, did the boys bury the biscuit on Broadway! (actually, MSG's on Seventh Ave.).

Bryan said...

who ever thought Langer would be on pace for a 30-30 this year? 15G and 15A after tonight! and this all started after he showed up in MTL 12 hours after being traded. he's making it hard on chipchura to grab that centre spot for next year!!

sNaFu said...

hey all, stumbled upon this blog and wanted to see if any of you were going to the Habs-Rags game on the 17th, just looking for a posse to sit and cheer with and of course get drunk and mock Rags fans -lol

Oh and the Leafs fucking blow