Sunday, January 11, 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen, your All-Star assistant coach...

Thanks to last night's win over the Caps, Habs have the second highest winning percentage in the East (or something, I'm really not sure how it works). This grants Carbo the honour of standing behind the East bench. I will admit, the potential sight of Julien and Carbo next to each other behind the bench has me amused. Since there isn't much coaching to do, Carbo can spend his time dreaming about his Breezer love.

Ah yes, Breezer, he of the FUCKING UGLY GIVEAWAY. Gotta give him credit, that was one of his best last night. I like how he always tries to top himself. This time he added a little spice by giving the puck to one of the best Capitals. The TSN story says Semin "stole the puck", but we all know better, right?

At least we can kid, thanks to heroic Tits.That was some kind of third period. Too bad I missed it.

14 comments:

gillis said...

The best part about the Breezer giveaway is that he looked at the ref right away, looking for a penalty call.

Carbo and Julien behind the same bench... things can get pretty nasty back there.

PS, I love little tits

sleza said...

From now on, 3rd period is cancelled. It's totally useless.

moeman said...

Congrats to Carbo. Bonus, he'll make sure Julien doesn't overwork all the great Habs All-Stars.

Van hab said...

Let this be a reminder of the fact that uncontained Semin can cause lots and lots of problems, but a nice pair of tits makes everything better (at least temporatily)

Bryan said...

i'm more of a small tits kinda guy. i mean, really, all you need is a handful, right? anything more is just a waste.

Montréaliste1 said...

Mauvaise foi. Breezer had a 3 point game and is playing pretty well since the begining of the season.

Scotty G. said...

I was in Tremblant this weekend. Today at Le Shack for lunch, I look up from my soup, and Guy Carb was right there. Awesome.

My buddy saw him in the men's room...

Friend: Great game last night coach.
GC: Thanks.

Awesome!

gillis said...

I was just looking at the habs schedule and i noticed that 17 of the next 25 games are on the road, including one 5 game road trip and one six game road trip. Their longest homestand is going to be 3 games. And they only have one other set of back to back home games. It's going to be a tough stretch for les boys.

The good news is that after that, they'll have 10 of 11 games at the Canadian Phone Booth.

Anybody else notice that there are no home and home series this year.

Shitty scheduling by the NHL I'd say.

And is Price okay? Cause i've rumours that he's having knee problems. Or groin? Is it bad? Anyone?

Number31 said...

gillis - Price has awesome problems, like breaking in his new red pads. They're kind of nice, actually. But the sheer awesomeness of them has kept him away from his team just in case they get affected by the awesome.

Well, it's better than any other rumor I'd say.

Van Hab said...

Suggestion:
No more tits jokes.
I know I'm guilty, but I think halfway through the season is a good time to say "we're more clever than this" and put the lame tits jokes behind us.
It's OK for FHF to use them in the reviews, but this is a call to end tits jokes in the comments before this gets boring.
Let's not get all self-righteous when someone slips up, but we can shift uncomfortably in or seats and wait for someone to change the subject.

Do we agree?

OK, I've filed, "Tits jokes (as directly pertaining to the names Sergei and Andrei Kostitsyn)" right between "Speaking like Borat (unless in the company of someone who is actually from Kazakhstan)" and "WAZZZZAAAAP"

Thanks. Let's be funnier.

Shutdown said...

VanHab. Let's be funnier you say?

How about this for a joke: Pleks, Higgins, Subban and 2 other roster players for Lecavalier and someone else. As per Dregger from TSN http://watch.tsn.ca/nhl/clip128630#clip128630

I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.

Bryan said...

i'm purposely going to use more tits jokes now. who died and made you king shit anyways?

as an aside, my word verification is "soocomm" lol. right on. props to any other gaming nerds out there!

lawyergirl77 said...

But VanHab - if we follow your rules, that may mean the end to Jaro's Excellent Adventures in Mentreal, and I'm afraid I'm just not ready for that...

Van Hab said...

LG77 makes an excellent point, however I made it clear that FHF have an exemption. I didn't mean any offense, I guess I'm just tired of reading (and writing) the same thing over and over.

And yes, I'll make all the tits jokes in the world if it meant Lecavalier stayed the fuck away. ugh