Monday, January 19, 2009

Hockey! Tits! Uh, yeah, it's hockey and tits

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I decided I don't feel like staring at Claude Lemieux's ugly face all day. Luckily, the FHF inbox just hit the jackpot. I really don't know why the whole intertubes automatically thinks of FHF when there's some tits and hockey thrown together. C'mon people, we're all about the analysis! [laughs maniacally]

Anyway, several lap dances to LeNoceur over at MYFO who shot this our way. Apparently, he's got some spies in the NHL video department, who sent him this gem. As Lenoc said to us, "I guess this is how the camera crew keeps busy during the TV timeouts." Look at that camera work! And look at her tits! Er, I mean her ice-shoveling skills!

Fame and glory to the reader who can figure out which Stars Ice Girl she is. I would do it, but my right hand is busy.

16 comments:

too close to toronto said...

i think we're looking at laurie.

hmanpuckfan said...

I think I have to concur with too close...that looks like a Laurie to me too.

How about that, my verification word was "chest!" Irony at it's best!

Anonymous said...

Definitely Laurie :)

hmanpuckfan said...

After further review, if you click her pic, it will take you to her bio. I suggest you click on her photos (the one in the bikini is awesome) and her video interview (bouncing boobs, can it get any better with out nudity? no, I think not!)

Anyways, please enjoy stalking, err, I mean, looking at Laurie's stuff!

gillis said...

This is taken straight from Laurie's bio page:

"Hardest Part Of Being An Ice Girl

A lot of people think that as Ice Girls we just skate around and wave. But the truth is there is a lot of work that goes on behind the scenes. We have to practice a lot to learn and perfect the positions, we are constantly learning new ones and perfecting our current ones. We also do volunteer work. It’s a lot of work and takes up a lot of time, but is very rewarding and tons of fun!"

Okay maybe I took out a few words but only a couple.

Sonia said...

Really HF29? That's all it takes to get your right hand busy? That's just a little bit sad.

But as long as you're at it, use your left hand. It'll feel like somebody else. (Duddy Kravitz reference).

gillis said...

Bruins just lost to the 15th place St-Louis Blues in a shootout. Backes scored with 1 second left to tie it.

If the habs win the next 2, their only 7 points back of the big bad Broons

hmanpuckfan said...

@ gillis

We understand. You had to take out a couple of the words so you would not be accused of plagiarism.

gillis said...

@hmanpuckfan: exactly

moeman said...

I love tits.

(Yes I had to log into Blogger, then word verify and click preview just to type that).

lawyergirl77 said...

As I was watching that clip, the only thing going through my head was: "boing boing boing boing..."

It's always fun when your chest doubles as a floatation device!

moeman said...

Um, lg77, the ice is, um, frozen.

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

I just saw on TSN that Salo is going to play in Vancouver's next game, and my first thought was "Holy shit, Luongo's been so bad they got Tommy Salo??"

Bryan said...

omg i think i just laughed loud enough to piss off the entire neighborhood!!!! at 0:16 she looks into the crowd at the guy filming her and smiles. i found that fucking priceless. she knows what's she's doing to them...

ah man, post of the year. between the right hand comment, the salo joke, and the duddy reference(my fave book of all time by the way) i was laughing hysterically for minutes.

punkster said...

Definate-fuckin-ly Laurie.

Bryan said...

fuck the habs, go ribeiro, go steve ott!! lol