Friday, January 30, 2009

TMS considers ritualistic suicide for Friday, January 29th

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of your bus strike finally ending...
How about Vigneault for Carbo straight up? It's one of those trades that could help both teams. This is not the way we wanted a pre-Super Bowl weekend Sexy Friday to begin.

10 comments:

perplexed in montreal said...

Look on the bright side. If the Leafs and Sens won, at least two other teams lost last night.

Limerick Dude said...

Introducing the Montreal Can'tadiens!

Line 1: GBL Kovy BigTits - the Hoover line. They suck good.

Line 2: Higgy Saks Dags - the Hover line. Float like a butterfly....and that's all.

Line 3: Lats Laps GreekLightning - the Haver line - look it up.

Line 4: LilTits ZombiePleks Begin - the Hiver (that's french for winter) line - Cold as ice!

And in Goal......Jim Carey Price!
Backing him up - Jaro Shellacked.

And behind the bench.............

GUUUUUUY CAAARRRRBO...OOOH-NOOOO HE'S FUCKING WITH THE LINES AGAIN!

sleza said...

You still have more points than Senators... and Islanders. It's good, right?

Perplexed in Montreal said...

Gainey needs to fire his friend and take over as coach.

Sorry but the guy is clueless.

Sonia said...

Aw c’mon guys, just give a whistle

HabsFan29 said...

@Sonia - "life's a piece of shit, when you look at it!"

i love that Monty Python is on YouTube now

Limerick Dude said...

@perplexed: I hate to say it but I agree. Besides Naslund, I think Guy was my favourite player from the 80's. But he can't coach - in Montreal at least. I'm sure he could find 'success' elsewhere a la Julien, Therien and Vigneault.

But it ain't just the coach. I hate to do it, but I have to agree with my brother the Bruin fan that the Habs have - and I'm using his words for effect - "have too many soft Commies that start with the letter K."

More tough Canadian kids whose ONLY dream is to win the Stanley Cup. Ugh...I sound like Cherry.

This team just has me sick. I may cancel RDS for the month of February, with the tough sked and all those western games....

Oh, and "Ni!"

Perplexed in Montreal said...

Guillaume Latendresse is a commie?

Perplexed in Montreal said...

In all seriousness, Kovy and Markov have been our two best players recently.

(Verification word: quack)

lawyergirl77 said...

*slow clap for TFS*

Thank you for saying it, Carey. I'm glad someone is finally having a good old fashioned "pétage de coche" right now.

Honourable mention to Steve Bégin who said that the Habs had quit and lacked character last night.

While I loved Carbo as a player, I've been saying for a while now that his coaching has been suspect. He should have been Gainey's assistant for several years in order to learn how to coach properly (FUNDAMENTALLY DIFFERENT FROM BEING A PLAYER) before being entrusted with the team.

I thought he had been making strides. Perhaps he had, but this bunch of brain dead, dickless jackasses (Mad Max, Greek Lightning, TFS, Bégin, and Koivu - usually - excepted) is not fucking helping the situation.

FUCK.