Friday, January 30, 2009

Sexy Friday is HUGE in Finland

This is Finnish porn star Monika Star (serious NSFW alert). She was born in Helsinki. There is actually a story behind me mentioning Finland today.

As all bloggers do, recently I was looking at our site statistics to see where all of our three readers are from, what their web surfing habits are, and their sexual preferences (Google Analytics is quite powerful). I noticed that FHF had a huge traffic spike from Finland recently. A little digging, and I came across the awesome Karhuherran Murinat blog, who had these nice words to say about us:

"Kansainvälinen nykymodernin feminististisen urheilututkimuksen edistämispalkinto puolestaan myönnetään asiallisesti käyttäytyvien herrasmiesten ryhmittymälle nimeltä Four Habs Fans. Universumin vetävin lätkäseura, huono huumori ja sisällöllisesti arveluttavat naisenkuvat ei voi olla läpeensä mätä yhdistelmä. Suosittelemme lämpimästi."

That's high praise! Google spat out this translation:

International current modern feminististisen sports research for granted in fact behaving in the group of gentlemen's named Four Habs Fans. Universe vetävin hockey club, bad humor and content dubious female images can not be rotten to the core mix. We recommend warmly.

Thanks! And Happy Sexy Friday to all our Finnish readers. You are the sexiest readers we have.

*as always, Sexy Friday copyright KSK.


The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

rotten to the core mix

and they understand the Habs so well

sleza said...

Google managed to translate something almost correctly? And the universe didn't explode?? I'm shocked..

Sonia said...

Here's the translation from something called Inter Tran:
" international nykymodernin feminististisen urheilututkimuksen edistämispalkinto for myönnetään asiallisesti behaving gent bloc well-known Four Habs Fans. Universe capacity lätkäseura , wicked humour and sisällöllisesti serious naisenkuvat no butter be through pus complex. Suosittelemme warmly "

Sounds like FHF on Meth

Beta169 said...

I find the boy-shorts/grannie-panty hybrid the Finnish bimbo (Finbo?) is wearing more than a little disturbing.

HabsFan29 said...

@Sonia - "no butter be through pus complex" is out new tagline. awesome

Limerick Dude said...

Thanks! And Happy Sexy Friday to all our Finnish readers. You are the sexiest readers we have."

Well, that hurts more than just a little.

Hadulf said...

From another site...

International present modern feminististisen in turn the promotion prize of the sports study is awarded the gentlemen who behave in a businesslike manner to group themselves Four Habs Fans from the name. The lätkäseura which takes the universe, the bad humour and the woman pictures which trouble contentually cannot be a rotten combination thoroughly. We recommend warmly.

HabsFan29 said...

@Hadulf - thanks. but given this:

who behave in a businesslike manner

that's gotta be WAY off

Perplexed in Montreal said...

The latest lines according to RDS:

Pacioretty - Koivu - D'Agostini

Higgins - Lapierre - Kostopoulos

Latendresse - Plekanec - A. Kostitsyn

S. Kostitsyn - Lang - Kovalev

Now he's just pulling names out of a hat isn't he?

Finnadien said...

Well, that hurts more than just a little.

Truth usually does.

Anyways, I do think this certainly is a rotten combination, and that's exactomundo why I love reading this blog.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

@ Perplexed

WHY would Carbo break up Laps and Lats, the only competent combo?! Aside from the obvious fact that he's insane, that is.

I like the Koivu line, though I'd rather have Higgins there over Dags, who has been fading.

Btw, any word on whether Obie gets to play at some point this weekend? The only enjoyable part of the Tampa game was watching him smack down Artyukin a couple of times.

sleza said...

vetävä = effective/catchy
--> vetävin = the most effective/the catchiest

Blogger need to add somekind of edition option to own comments...

Karhuherra said...

Hello Canada, and the rest of You dirty old men.

My hockey blogging career has sure been on the rise lately, first getting linked by James Mirtle and now the Four Habs Fans. What next? Who is this Bob Mckenzie dude who keeps leaving messages to my answering machine...?

Anyway, about the translation. Google is awesome, but I think they need work a little with those finno-ugric languages.

The text you quoted basically is about a virtual award that I gave to my new favorite hockey blog: it says something about awarding Four Habs Fans with the "International post-modern feministic sports research trophy" for such a lovely combination of the worlds greatest hockey team, bad humor and pictures that-you-shouldn't-leave-on-the-screen-on-your-office-pc.

Isn't that great, eh? You know, here in Finland we're really into that feministic sports research thingy...

So, keep up the good work. The home town of Captain Koivu will keep on eye on you guys.

gillis said...

I'm no dirty old man!

moeman said...


I am.

Bryan said...

im not old, but certainly dirty. straight duuuurty

HabsFan29 said...

i think moeman and I battle for the dirtiest old man title around here

@Karhuherra - thanks for dropping in, and thanks for your link in the first place, and thanks for your clarification of the translation, and thanks for the virtual award, and well, just thanks!

Go TPS Turku Go!

rutbut said...

Koivu - Lapierre - Lang

Big Tits - Pleks - Price

Little Tits - Muller - Youppi

Ryder - Ribiero - Dagenais

Fuck, whatever.

BTW as a resident of the world's largest Finnish expatriate community, I can say with virtual certainty that "urheilututkimuksen" loosely translates to "meth binge"...


The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

Wow. Anyone else realise that rutbut just summed up our line-up for the last 5 years?

gillis said...

I went to the all-star practice hoping I'd get sweet seats because it was general admission. Apparently I wasn't the only one.

Anyway, the reason I'm saying this is because before the players came out, all the mascots from around the league played and Youppi! scored two goals. He skates faster then Gui! and has better hands than Tom K. I think Carbo should sit Breezby and put Youppi! in the line-up.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I'm from Québec and I live in Tampere so I might be somewhat perhaps responsible for a hint of the peak in your hits from Suomi.
I unfortunately have pretty bad eyes, so I can't read your small fonts too good, but I love me those pictures...