Thursday, January 08, 2009

Right, there's a Leafs game!

I really didn't want to put this up, but I really, really have a thing for Trish Stratus. Thank god for MS Paint.

Last minute quickie preview and open thread. Game at 7:30 at the Bell Centre, and it's on Sportnset Ontario. Leafs suck, Habs suck less. If you want to read something, scroll down to HF4's brilliance about the Rangers game.

Let's get it on! With hot ex-wrestlers!

85 comments:

Shutdown said...

So many fucking updates.

Who scores the hat trick tonight? Patches?

And Jaro plays weel?

eyebleaf said...

Good luck tonight, fellas.

Go easy on Grabovski.

GreenMeany said...

Grabovski vs Little Tits???

Van Hab said...

Ugh. I fail to understand why I could watch the Rangers game on TV in Vancouver, but this one (which undoubtedly has more relevance in this market due to all the expat Torontonians in this city) is not available.
Well, I understand completely WHY, but it still makes me mad.
Looks like I'll have to resort to my trusty Zone De MatCH and it's unfailing tendency to freeze up during the last five minutes of the third period.

When is Marc Denis going to play a game? We all know he's going to post a shutout in his first start.

Why the fuck is Brisebois still playing?

Where are my pants?

Grrrreg said...

Yeah, finally a game against the leafs. It seems we (hum, I mean the habs) haven't played them for the last 6 months.

moeman said...

@VanHab, try this;

game via web stream

Go Habs!

HabsFan29 said...

@moeman - so nice to see the commentors helping each other out. brings a tear to this old blogger's eye

Go Gators!!! Er, I mean Go Pants!

HabsFan29 said...

ZOMG moeman i LOVE the new avatar!!!! it is Guy Smiley, isnt it?

moeman said...

Yup its Gui! Smiley.

HabsFan29 said...

Borje Salming really looked like Roger Daltrey there

moeman said...

With all due respect to Habs pre-game ceremonies, that was lame. Totally. The 'rivalry' just isn't. Next time flash a clip of Kovy dropping an elbow into tucker.

moeman said...

Jean Beliveau! weep.

HabsFan29 said...

4 classes it all up. and looking good, thank god

moeman said...

Good selection of classy players that rep'd their teams well. Johnny Bower has nice hair.

moeman said...

Half way thru the season and the Habs'll line up Dagger-CHips-Webber. Whodathunkdat?

HabsFan29 said...

about fucking time some kids had a chance around here

moeman said...

Dagger-CHipper-Webber, sounds like a Reno-Depot line of products.

moeman said...

Small Tits rule.

HabsFan29 said...

Tits on PP. man, thats a lot of innuendo

moeman said...

+1 and a some Bounty (the quicker picker upper) for hf29,

Laps, 2-0 !

HabsFan29 said...

hey this is fun

from Panger by text who's at the game: "i fucking love beating the leafs"

HabsFan29 said...

future hab!

moeman said...

eesh

moeman said...

Kovy is beautiful to watCH.

moeman said...

Tenderness from a sweet play from KTops! 3 à 1.

HabsFan29 said...

Gui! Smiley!

moeman said...

Wow, Breezeby has bagged 3 assists so far tonight. Carbo will tuck him in for sure.

moeman said...

heh @hf29

Grrrreg said...

Did I hear that well? Brisebois has 3 points already?

perplexed in montreal said...

Brisebois with 3 points?

Who needs Kaberle?

HabsFan29 said...

we're all having a mass hallucination about the Breezer 3 points. can't be true

moeman said...

Yup, ole Breezer has surpassed J-C Talbot with his 3 points, so far ...

www.nhl.com/ice/boxscore.htm?id=2008020601

perplexed in montreal said...

Why no original sweaters?

HabsFan29 said...

what a shot

moeman said...

Kovy. Beautiful! 4 -1.

perplexed in montreal said...

We don't suck.

moeman said...

For FHF's statisticians, no assist by Breezeby on goal #4.

moeman said...

Sittler and Salming must be dejavu-ing the late 1970s. NTTIAWWT.

HabsFan29 said...

hehehehe

moeman said...

Has SuperPleks ever dropped the gloves?

Also, re:upthread innuendo, the leaf has a Finger and a Tosksalad.

HabsFan29 said...

Tosksalad

winner, FHF nickname award 2008-2009 season (non-Habs division)

moeman said...

Wow, those Bell Centre Centennial bronze Habs greats statues (with snow!) look positively amazing. Maybe its cabin fever, or not.

HabsFan29 said...

LG77 (at the game with Panger) rants via email: "Why the fuck are there so many game misconducts?? Did the refs decide to go straight past go, bypass the roughing and fighting penalties and go straight to jail?? Both Panger and I are very perplexed..."

this is getting ugly

HabsFan29 said...

quick, Beliveau, suit up we're gonna run out of players

perplexed in montreal said...

WHy fight against a guy with a visor?

moeman said...

@hf29, merci mon ami, I use to call him Tossed Salad (google it kidz) and decided to shorten it. I can't wait for a Bruins game, for some fun name calling and maybe a parody.

~~~

Brad May, tough guy, takes on the smallest Hab. Man has the leaf sunk. (Yes, I love it).

Sonia said...

BGL! Get yourself a new groin & get in this game, for fuck's sakes!!!

Van Hab said...

Moeman:
Thanks for the tip! Now I have two sources of choppy video and bilingual annoying broadcasters. Fucking right on!
Piecing the two screens together with my Stella Artois Goggles gives me a pretty good idea of what's happening but I'm not too sure... is that Borje Salming on the 4th line?

moeman said...

Would be fun for the Bell Centre fans to chant 'may day', using the Olé rhythmic theme of course.

moeman said...

@VanHab, glad you are getting bits and bytes bud. BTW, did you clear the snow off your dish?

HabsFan29 said...

the hocketfanzone boards, really moeman?

Van Hab said...

Moeman,
The forum that accompanies the justin.tv link is fucking terrible. Makes me appreciate the scholarly discourse here at FHF.
As for the snow, 72 hours of torrential rain took care of the snow. I'm 16 months remove from Quebec weather, but I must say at least it's PREDICTABLE.

How many fights have there been? Legit question; ever time one starts, the connection fizzles. It's like my modem is attached to Bouillon's helmet.

moeman said...

Yup, HFZ, previously Metroboards, a gang of ex-CBC board friends who once hung out at, wait for it, sportsnet's original hockey chat.

5-1 Habs

Beta169 said...

beautiful save, beautiful goal.

moeman said...

@VanHab, just posted the link thinking you'd get a good game feed.

moeman said...

FYI, no Breezer assist on Big Tit's goal.

perplexed in montreal said...

FYI the atdhe.net feed is pretty good.

Van Hab said...

ahhh wonderful, coming in clearly now. Thanks again.
Fuking Ole chant. What will it take to get a "Les Canadiens sont la?" do you think?
In order for it to catch on, I'm pretty sure someone will have to make a techno remix of it. Then there will be a video for it featuring Benoit Brunet in a speedo dancing in front of a green screened montage of archive footage.

you heard it here first.

ew.

Van Hab said...

yeah I'm on the atdhe feed right now and it's fucking killer. Many thanks!

moeman said...

@VanHab, "What will it take to get a "Les Canadiens sont la?" do you think?

Les Canadiens on Radio-Canada?

The Olé has taken over, just like a Joel Bouchard+Coach Demers lovefest.

HabsFan29 said...

20 minutes, don't screw this up

Guillaume Theoret said...

Wtf happened to Breezer? His words are plain Quebec french but he seems to have acquired an english accent to their pronounciation. Bizarre.

moeman said...

@hf29, I'll do my best not to.

perplexed in montreal said...

Jamal Mayers has all of 5 points this year.

1 goal and 4 assists.

HabsFan29 said...

GUI! - that was the best move only not to finish ive seen in a while

moeman said...

Mad Pax! 6-1

HabsFan29 said...

MAX PACK!

moeman said...

Also, love Pax's jersey number.

HabsFan29 said...

it's like he chose the number with this game i mind

Van Hab said...

Woot!
Back after a little delissio break gonna restart the third period and skip through...
Brisebois talks funny...
Cujo!
Pacioretty!
Fuck yes

moeman said...

... and there you have it, Les Canadiens sont là!

HabsFan29 said...

c'mon linesmen, let 'em go!

moeman said...

heh, grabovsky shoves the ref Sundin style.

moeman said...

Nice, Carbo grabs Small Tits by the scruff and pulls him back.

HabsFan29 said...

Breezer first star. we're still hallucinating

Shutdown said...

29, this time, it wasn't the meth.

Number31 said...

heh, this was fun.

melly said...

That was entertaining! Nothing like a good Leaf shitkicking to really make a girl feel good. Also, the game spawned the best thing to come from Inside/Out in a while -- Grabs' new nickname: Grabitchski.

a philter said...

When exactly are we releasing our held breath and turning from "habs suck less" to "no fucking competition"?
Also, Max Pack and I are getting married.

lawyergirl77 said...

That was fucking fantastic. sixty-seven! *clap clap, clap clap clap* sixty-seven! *clap clap, clap clap clap*

I just wish that they would have let Little Tits beat the snot out of that little Grabby bitch. It's no fair that the linesman was the one to tackle him to the ground. Fuckin' refs.

Anonymous said...

Should've photoshopped a habs logo over the leafs logo or even the logo from the classic blue habs jersey that looks eerily similar to the leafs current.

Guess the linesmen didn't want any grabbing of tits...he should've let the mikhail go for it.

msevigny said...

Grabovski said he expects to be suspended for shoving linesman Scott Cherrey while trying to get at Kostitsyn, who was also fighting off officials to try and engage in a fight.

But Grabovski added that he wouldn't mind challenging Kostitsyn where there are no officials in sight.

''I think he is not Belarussian now, he is French because I never fight with Belarussian guys,'' Grabovski said. ''I don't know why he wants to fight with me. If he wants to fight, we'll go in the street and every minute of every day I'll wait for him and we'll fight.''

I'd dismiss this as completely ridiculous, since both guys have tons of people highly invested in making sure no fight actually happens, but who knows what the hell happens in Belarus in the summer, maybe Grabs and Sergei will end up knife-fighting or something. Loser has his mullet cut off.

Number31 said...

Who cares about Grabs. Sergei's better and more fun!

Flying Toaster said...

It`s games like these that make me wish i had no job. Missed what looks like the game of the year. And can someone tell me what Moeman meant when he mentionned Carbo grabbing Little Tits by the scruff?

Andrew said...

"the scruff of the neck" is the back of the neck. Grabbing someone by the scruff of the neck usually means to grab the back of their shirt/jersey collar, but it can actually mean loose skin on the back of the neck. Like some dogs/cats carry their young in their mouth, right?

Wiki explains it better: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nape_of_the_Neck

Basically, Carbo grabbed him by the back of his jersey collar and yanked him back onto the bench.