Friday, January 30, 2009

"The fucking worst time of your life" - Panthers 5, Suckity-sucks 1


Multiple lap dances to Robert over at Eyes on the Prize for shooting this our way. Robert captured this moment for posterity, and it is outstanding. TFM(tm) swearing in his post-game interview. He should write for FHF!

Apparently Carey went a little batshit in the room after the game, throwing his pads around and generally being royally pissed off at being left to the wolves by his teammates. Good for you, Carey, we're pissed off too.

Consider "the fucking worst time of your life" as your game review. Next up, Sexy Friday.

11 comments:

Habsfan10 said...

Good. TFS sometimes seemed too calm, cool and collected. With this and the pose after the Lecavalier shootout stop, he's showing a bit of piss and vinegar. I wish the rest of these laidback fucksticks would take notes.

lawyergirl77 said...

Word, 10. I wrote my response to TFS' outburst in the TMS thread...

And so, I'll post what I said on Facebook, in response to a comment that "many unkind words" were said during the game:

Oh, many unkind words were muttered, all of which either impugned the players' lineage, their physical attributes, their mental capacities, and the allegedly inappropriate things that I feel they must do with farm animals, given how much crap they were bringing to the ice.

Limerick Dude said...

The big question now is "Do I waste my Saturday afternoon watching this pathetic excuse of a hockey team, or do something more exciting like paint my living room and then watch it dry?

BTW, Mrs. LD is sure to vote for the latter.

I wish Valentenko hadn't fucked off to Russia. A little more patience and he would have had his shot.

They aren't the most talented bunch, but I say call up a couple of monsters who will punish opposing teams. Sit Breezer and Cube. Call up Alex Henry.
Sit zombie and Lil Tits. Put MaxPac back in. Call up Flinn.

Guess I won't be handed the coaching reins anytime soon...

lawyergirl77 said...

I like the way you think, LD.

I'm in favour of sending Laraque out with a pair of cheese-cutters (those double-bladed skates toddlers wear), a back brace and a walker with a hockey stick attached to it.

At least that way he can bludgeon the Broons when they start clobbering us on the scoreboard.

After the shit-eating week I've had, the Habs shittiness is the icing on the cake, really.

eyebleaf said...

Are the Panthers going to make the playoffs?

Couldn't believe that score when I saw it.

As a Leafs fan, I can appreciate Carey. I wish our pathetic goalies would show some God damn emotion every now and then.

Anonymous said...

Fuck I'm glad carey showed a little emotion. I was getting worried that "cool as a cucumber" was becoming "not giving a shit".

As for all the carbonneau hating...

Now this is going to sound very DC of me and I'm certainly not usually like this but...

Trade away all the soft European guys and get some canadian heart on this team. It's not Carbo's fault, it's the european players that don't respect him. Do you think any of them watched the habs as kids? You get some canadian kids who were raised WATCHING Carbo and they will respect him. They will respect the CH, and they'll leave it all on the ice. I think the Tits bros, Markov and pleks could be packaged nicely for a little heart in return.

Call me racist? Should we get a translator to see what's said in Russian about north americans? Ovie's said it already that Russians get no respect compared to Canadians, and that attitude can be turned around to show that russians don't respect us.

hm.

wrap around curl said...

An angry Carey Price, that is just saucy.

My word code is bralcove. Is that like a pirate's cove filled with bras?

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

/rant

I'm so sick of this.
I'm sick of losing.
I'm sick of not even trying.
I'm sick of watching (essentially) the same team for the last 15 years.
I'm sick of having an emotional leader-captain who can't motivate his team.
I'm sick of having a defense that has 2 minor-leaguers and a guy who should be long-since retired.
I'm sick of watching a good goalie self-destruct because he was handed the franchise too early.
I'm sick of watching a coach who is overwhelmed on a nightly basis.
I'm sick of constantly witnessing our fourth line be our best line.
I'm sick of seeing other legendary franchises like the Yankees, the Red Sox, the Celtics, and the Lakers be able to stay competitive and continue to win championships.
I'm fucking sick of seeing a group of players wearing fucking cats on their jerseys go out and play with more fucking pride than the pieces of shit that take for granted the privilege it is to wear La Sainte Flanelle.

/end rant

lawyergirl77 said...

Gate sez: "I'm fucking sick of seeing a group of players wearing fucking cats on their jerseys go out and play with more fucking pride than the pieces of shit that take for granted the privilege it is to wear La Sainte Flanelle."

*standing ovation*

kevincrumbs said...

Yeah, I think all of us here can agree that the team is in some serious trouble, not just in a usual slump or mid season swoon. On Habs Inside/Out, they're saying that Carbo's juggling the lines again and has broken up Gui-Max-Tom, which I think is crazy. Yeah, just go ahead and break up your best line.

Some shit better happen soon and yes, I'm also glad to see Carey Price pissed off. Komi doesn't look so good this year (thanks Lucic) and boy, the fucking Centre Bell is going to have some smug Broons fans parading around on Sunday. Blech.

Number31 said...

He's precious. Pricey needs to swear more. Hopefully they'll take the anger of the 21-year-old kid goalie and grow a heart like he has! Indeed, the loneliest man in the sports.

We also need PK Subban. He'd help. When is he done with junior already...