Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Habsfan10 for Coach - before it's too late

I'm sure the game review will be along sometime this century. In the meantime, there is a movement building here at FHF that we need to propagate. With this very simple comment,

Sergei for Darche.
O'Byrne for Urologist.
Price starting.

HF10 has proven himself worthy to coach the glorious tradition that is the Montreal Canadiens. He has ideas! He will make moves! Bold moves! He's our man.

And I have personally seen HF10 take a rag tag group of law school women and whip them into an intramural "B" league hockey playing machine. No one, I repeat no one, had his bench presence. No one, I repeat no one, had his tactics. No one, I repeat no one, had his ability to show those chicks how to put on their equipment and tie their skates. This is a born leader people. We need leadership for Game 4. 10 is our man.

22 comments:

gillis said...

@10: Can I be the stick boy?

HabsFan29 said...

i want to be "Assistant responsible for rounding up puck bunnies"

moeman said...

The law gals let 10 help them on with their equipment? Wow! the man does have some sweet skillz. (There's gotta be a disclaimer or some really fine print). 10 has my vote if he promises to take a timely timeout and rip into a ref with some strong emotion and stronger vocab.

Go 10 Go!

moeman said...

BTW, 10, does your law gal team (do they have a neat name?) need a laundry/equipment quicker picker upper kinda helper?

gillis said...

Also, do the law gals need an amature masseuse?

moeman said...

That is a funny tyop gillis.

moeman said...

Off topic;

Caps busted?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/hockey/nhl/04/20/nhl.steroids/index.html

via ...

http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/questions+Capitals+handling+steroid+investigation/2929951/story.html

McPhee said...

O'Byrne for Urologist? Are you high?

O'Byrne is as good defensively as Urologist without all the...PP contribution.

Price in nets : Ha!

Sergei for Darche : You really care about which letters appear on the Habs 20th most used forward? We're in trouble folks.


WV : Aphro. Enjoy all the possible juvenile jokes.

Boob Gainey said...

@McPhee

Sergei for Darche - yes, if you wanted to score some blow or meet some Russian hookers after the game.

moeman said...

191 more comments and its ice cream!!!

bea.habs.fan said...

I will volunteer for any job that will get me into that dressing room.
10 I'm your girl Friday

Moey said...

My boy Sid is on fire tonight. Is it wrong/too soon of me to anticipate the Pens knocking the Caps out of the playoffs? I can't wait to spit on all things Ovie.

HabScot said...

@Moey

The poison dwarf is probably trying to find a way to slide one of them into the Western conference so NHL.com can continue McSplooging the pair of them for even longer.

Moey said...

@moe,

We've been over 300 at times, we've never gotten a whiff far less a taste of ice cream. We have the proof in writing, all we need now is a good lawyer. Damn you Johnnie Cochran, we need you.

RiRi said...

Can I be the one responsible for luring MAB into a trunk?

b said...

What RiRi? You want MAB to hit Ovechkin? In the midsection? A bodycheck


Caps are gonna get busted and it will be curtains for Bettman.

WV= etrubbil

When they get to the border the Caps might be in etrubbil

Habsfan10 said...

Folks, I humbly accept the position as coach of Les Habitants. Now somebody get me a Quebec birth certificate, some French lessons, a snazzy pinstriped suit and a cheap flight to Montreal. Muller! tell Pouliot he's playing with the third line, reform the Giant Mexican Squid line, and tell Pleks he's getting Tits on both wings. And somebody tell PK to get on the bus from Hamilton and meet me at the airport.

HabsFan29 said...

already i support every one of 10's moves

Moey said...

Pens/Sens = Mtl/Caps. A glimmer of hope for Sens fans at the beginning, now ready to plunge into total darkness. *sigh* At least we're not the only ones.

HabScot said...

They seem to have the same refereeing "vision" as well. Spezza's luck he didnt get a misconduct too, just to keep everything aligned.

WV: haterot

I hate thios rotten fucking refereeing double standard

Number31 said...

10 is coach? I'm planning the parade already!

Caps and steroids? Meh. Probably just Theo's hair gel.

They're upset in Ottawa. Throwing stuff at the Pens on the bench, and on the ice. Riots in Kanata I'm sure. They'll burn that parking lot to the ground!

David said...

10, you don't have to be a born Québécois, you just have to speak French. See Julien, Claude and Martin, Jacques, who are both from Ontario.

The refs in the Pens-Sens game were atrocious. The non-call on the delay of game with two refs looking on is inexcusable (even though I think that rule is dumb). I'm starting to believe the conspiracy theorists.