Saturday, April 17, 2010

Little People Can Do Big Things - Habs/Caps Game 2 Preview and Open Thread


Tony: So Doc, way back when, I told some people that I was a big Habs fan. And that almost got me whacked.

Dr. Ruth: That's terreeble Tony.

Tony: I know. Everybody in Jersey goes gaga for the Devils. They're also going gaga for Gaga, but I don't undertsand what the fuck that's about. I don't get that broad's style. I mean what that fuck, she looks like the freakin statue of liberty at the Grammys. Then she looks like a credit card. And she's singing with Elton John like she's Tony freaking Bennet.

Dr. Ruth: She bozers you zis much Tony?

Tony: Look Doc. a few years ago I woulda banged fucking Gaga, but my last shrink and I we kinda worked on some stuff. She called it a sex addiction, I called it a freaking gift from Jesus Christ himself personnally gift wrapped to me.

Dr. Ruth: So you would not, ahem... how do you call it - bang Gaga today?

Tony: Oh boy I want to so bad Doc. But I can't. That's why I'm here. These freaking Habs. I'm hooked. I'm doing flapjacks Doc. We win game 1. I mean that's freaking unbelievable and the like and such. Now I'm so gaga about the Habs, I can't get gaga about banging Gaga!

Dr. Ruth: But what makes you think Gaga wants to make love to you?

Tony: Please Doc, don't show me no disrespect.

Dr. Ruth: I'm not sure about ze grammar there.

Tony: Looky what we got here, I'm being mentored by Lady freaking Volkswagen over here.

Dr. Ruth: Talk to me about your sexual problems Tony. You are not aroused by women anymore?

Tony: Doc, don't get me wrong. I'm as hard as a freaking slab of pastrami when my Habs are winning. But after that? Nuthin. I don't wanna bang nobady. Not my wife, not her sister, nobady.

Dr. Ruth: This is extremely serious Tony. It seems your addiction to ze Montreal Canadiens is taking over your sex addiction.

Tony: Doc I want to be addicted to both. Can you fix this?

Dr. Ruth: No Tony. Sex is so much more involving than hockey. You watch hockey, think of it like masturbating. All alone, you and your hockey. Sex however Tony is far more inclusive. Much more challenging. Pleasuring your partner, finding her clitoris..

Tony: Ooooh!!!!! Doc!!!! Do you know who you're talking to here? Finding the clitoris? Doc I INVENTED the clitoris. It never escapes me. That's all I see. Clitoris, clitoris, clitoris. Last week I'm banging this girl and her clitoris is like in hiding from me, like, in a safe house. And I'm like, are you freaking joking? You can't hide from me you clitoris! Don't you go anywhere, I see you!

Dr. Ruth: So how will you feel when your addiction to ze Habs makes it impossible to find the clitoris again, or even WANT to find it. What happens if zis unhealthy obsession with ze Habs gives you ED?

Tony: Oooohhh! Oooh!!! Whadaya mean ED. Like ED phone home? Like what the fuck ED?

Dr. Ruth: If you don't quit zis obsession Tony you may not be able to have an erection.

Tony: I'm fuckin done with you Doc. This stuff comin outta your mouth is horseshit. And if you keep it up they're gonna find every little dwarf piece of you buried in a small hole in Reno, you got that?

Dr. Ruth: Zis hostility is very unhealthy.

Tony: So's the fifth artery that feeds my heart that just clogged up. So what, I'll live. I'd say you're too small to know what you're talking about Doc, but because of my Habs I know that little people.....I'm gonna fuckin cry......little people can do big things.

Dr. Ruth: So what will you do?

I'm gonna do this Doc. I'm gonna do this. This is all I know.

Time: 7 p.m.

Place: Verizon Centre, Washington D. fuckin C.

What if I wanna watch the game in French?: RDS with my favourite fanuch, Benny B. But it's gonna be on TSN with that chatterbox McGuire.

Who's hot: Everything in blue white and red.

Who's not: I'm afraid I'm gonna jinx it if I say his name.

Best thing that starts with the letter J since Jersey: Jaro. I'm gonna get him made one day.

Adult entertainment: Ohhhh!!! Are you fuckin kiddin me? Badabing. I'll smash your fuckin head if I see you someplace else.

So, you guys banging much? Let me know in the comments. Go freakin Habs go, and such.


326 comments:

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HabsFan29 said...

Clitoris, heh.

GO YOU FUCKING PANTS

GoldenGirl11 said...

Direct your attention to the man in the boat. Way to go Tony.

Number31 said...

Pregame happiness: Bulldogs just finished Game 2 by roadkilling the Moose 8-to-fucking-2 and chased away Cory Schneider from his net in the 2nd. He'll fit right in behind Luongo eh?

Also had a shorthanded penalty shot goal. Bwah?

GO YOU FUCKING HABS GO!

moeman said...

Love the 'C' spot (and the 'G'), never fuhget da G boyz.
What? I'm sayin' Gomez, Gionta, Gill, Gorges and all da boyz ...

So Ize needed a little inspiration. Thnx 4, off to bang out a parody.

Go youze fucken Pants!'d Habs.

Also, love da pRon sculptures and da kleenex on da table.

WV = fluser

HabsFan29 said...

You watch hockey, think of it like masturbating

hockey and masturbating. works for me

Not Geoff Molson said...

Fucking brilliant!

"Lady Volkswagen" - good thing I wasn't drinking my coffee - or it would have ended up all over the screen.

WV kyjhxhli as in "wonder if the Capitals are going to be distracted the kyjhxhli-like situation."

RiRi said...

I'm so nervous AGAIN. Just thought I'd share.

Go Habs Go!!!

moeman said...

Oh RiRi, if only I could think of something to suggest, to help you relieve that nervousness. 29's comment might shed light ...

Kmaxx said...

Like I always was fuckin'saying to yose fuckin' guys - 10 fuckin' shots a period - The Washington Fuckin' Capitals - Fuckin' fugedabadit!

RiRi said...

@moe - Gee, I wonder what that could be... :)

moeman said...

RiRi, stop wonderin'.

ezzeloharr said...

Man, you guys are hilarious. Best part of my day is reading this blog.

@29: What about hockey, masturbating and meth?

HabsFan29 said...

@ezzel - i thought the meth was a given

ezzeloharr said...

@29: Methsturbating? Methockeysturbating?

moeman said...

Fuck meth. Have sex.

hfotwc said...

hockey, masturbation, meth, alcohol and ice cream...

go les fuckzin pantz

Number31 said...

Ice cream!

HabsFan29 said...

BB has a few too many pinstripes in his suit

HabsFan29 said...

JEBUS DROP THE PUCK

can you imagine going up 2-0? is that even possible?

Howard said...

CHockey, where the little men are MEN and the Capitals are...scared!

wv brita wtf I'm filling my brita with Vodkov!

RiRi said...

Stop jinxing it, 29!

Baruch said...

I am alone with my hockey. larfs. that is good. now go you fucken habs!

WV: actor!

HabsFan29 said...

RiRi that was totally rhetorical. it's not possible

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Baruch
Stick around. We may need you later tonight as in Baruch ata adonei...

moeman said...

I want more PleXXXe!!!

Get ready to Habsturbate kidz.

There's things that 'WE' guess
And things that 'WE' know
Our boys 'WE' can trust
That little girl that 'WE' want

There's little lines 'WE' ride
And big things that they show
Sometimes 'WE' think WE're gonna get it
But OV don't do it and that's just the way it goes

I swear Semin won't please you
Won't bulge you no twine
'WE' don't need no Brunet
Just look at McSplooge's thighs

WE've waited so long baby
Now that we're FHFriends
Every Habs fan's got patience
And here's where mine ends

I want more PleXXXe
I want you
I want more PleXXXe

It's playing on José mind
It's danseuse on his mankind
It's taken so muCH time
So why don't 'WE' just let it Go Habs Go!

I really like to try
Oh I'd really love 200 to grow
When 29 tells me he's gonna give me ice cream
Then I tell FHF that I love them but they still say no!

I swear Knuble won't squeeze you
Caps got no fucking spine
'WE' don't need no TSN Panel
Just give me more pie!

WE've waited so long baby
Out in the CHold
I can take muCH more baby
Make me lose CHontrol

I want more PleXXXe
I want you
I want more PleXXXe
I want your love
I want your.. PleXXXe

It's natural
It's CHemical (let's do it)
It's logical
HABitual (can 'WE' do it?)
It's PleXXXual!
But most of all...
PleXXXe is something we should do
PleXXXe is something for me and you

PleXXXe is natural - PleXXXe is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
PleXXXe is natural - PleXXXe is fun
PleXXXe is best when it's... One on one
One on one

(4 & 29, bang those bongos)

I'm not your FHFather
I'm just your blogger
Wanna meet my sister?
She is a Habs lover

C-c-c-c-come on

What's your definition of Pants! baby
What do you consider pRonoGGraphy
Don't you know I love Habs till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you sign PleXXXe for me

What's your definition of Pants! baby
What do you consider pRonoGGraphy
Don't you know I love Habs till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you sign PleXXXe for me

PleXXXe for 'WE'
PleXXXe for thee
Have PleXXXe with me

C-c-c-c-come on.

GO

YOU

FUCKING

HABS

GO !

Baruch said...

btw is a Capital a bird of some kind? They've being sneaking this winginess into the logo for the past few year... Upside down it looks like a bat.

Number31 said...

GO YOU FUCKING HABS GO!

kevincrumbs said...

@HF29: If we go up 2-0, we'll proceed to lose the next four in a row. See 1996 v. the Rangers and 2006 (?) or whatever against the Whalercanes.

@Baruch: It's a stupid looking eagle.

I wouldn't bang Gaga. Just sayin'.

HabsFan29 said...

moe im speechless. and typing with one hand. bravo

(no) Pants!

Howard said...

I need to shoot that announcer! He is soooo wrong and will contribute to the Capitals' demise. Gimme Michel Lacroix anyday and ten times on Monday!

RiRi said...

Gionta!!!

HabsFan29 said...

GIO! NICE START!

kevincrumbs said...

Take that, Jose!

HabsFan29 said...

you suck theo

Howard said...

LITTLE PEOPLE!!!

moeman said...

SEXY GIOAL!!!!!!!!!

Number31 said...

BRB LAUGHING!
Ovie's too busy trying to hit things. Now he's hit with a big -1.
WOO!

kevincrumbs said...

Also, Ovie looks a little out of control already. This is a good thing for the Habs.

kevincrumbs said...

VS guys being big time Jose apologists. He should've tried to just stop the puck instead of trying to make a glove save.

Oleg Petrov said...

All right, gang, I'm bringing out the big guns here for tonight's game:

I just got back from Venice, where, amid all the wandering canals and tiny little bridges, I found, at the following spot - Google Maps of Campo S. Pantalon - this building, which, if you'll look closely, you'll see is Chiesa de S. Pantalon: Church of the Most Holy Pants

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it exists: the Church of the Most Holy Pants.

Who knew there was such a thing? Not I. But thar ya go.

May its pictorial representation bless tonight's sacred crusade against gli Capitali.

moeman said...

On a playoff night like tonight, What do Saturday night cbc viewers do?

Baruch said...

@GG do my best I'm out in the heart of darkness, old East Berlin. But the fucking Habs usually manage to keep me up.


Giannnnntttttt!!!!!!

HabsFan29 said...

crazy pace. my heart

GoldenGirl11 said...

Baruch in east Berlin. Makes perfect sense. Do your best.

moeman said...

Crazy pace. My Pants!

Number31 said...

Yes. In the playoffs on a Saturday night...CBC shows curling.

Massive Tits said...

@moeman

They go to the golf course to see their Laffs play a game.

moeman said...

BIG FUCKING TITS!

RiRi said...

Big Tits!!!

kevincrumbs said...

AK SHOWS UP!

Boudreau might want to take a timeout.

Massive Tits said...

LITTLE BROTHER!

HabsFan29 said...

you suck theo. buh-bye

Howard said...

Bye Bye Theo!!!

moeman said...

Buh Bye José. We don't want your sex.

RiRi said...

Theoooooooo

Tomas WHO?!?

Baruch said...

@GG my mere presence here is revenge!

bIgggggggg tittstststst111

Number31 said...

Teehee!

moeman said...

Triple fucking jinx betwixt Ho, Mo and 29-o.

ezzeloharr said...

How is TSN coping with Threeormore being pulled?

wv: comit.

GoldenGirl11 said...

let's not get carried away there, Moe. Have you seen him without a helmet?

moeman said...

Unlike sex, SOGs are overrated.

HabsFan29 said...

crap.

saw that one develop

kevincrumbs said...

Bad play, but it's fine. Come on, Habs. Keep going.

moeman said...

ack

RiRi said...

FUCK

Number31 said...

Told you Eric Fehr worries me more than Ovechkin.

WAY TO FAIL THE BLUELINE GUYS!

kevincrumbs said...

Also, turn off the fucking spotlight, you bush league fucks.

Orangeman said...

1) Finally the stupid LA-SF baseball game is over so I can watch this online.

2) WooT!

3) 2 Gs on 2SOGs. Oh, welcome to Theo's head. Make yourselves at home.

4) They changed goalies? Didn't Budreau say Theo had a long leash?

5) WooT!

boob gainey said...

That was the beginning of the end.

Goalie change.

Stupid mistake.

Reminds me of the series against Carolina a few years ago.

Caps in 5.

kevincrumbs said...

@boob: Meh, still think Caps in six.

moeman said...

@boob, Canes took Saku's eye out back then. Hopin' nothing similar happens here. McSplooge is gettin' ready to bust a Cap in his pants.

Orangeman said...

Christ, are the VS in the Jose Theodore fan club? Shut up about him already. There's a game going on. I'm expecting them to pull out their telescreen pens and start drawing hearts over his face.

kevincrumbs said...

Good shift by Moen, SK & Dominic Moore.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@boob and KC
we're still in happyville. Shhhhhhhh. Habs in 6.

RiRi said...

So were getting killed on faceoffs and hits. I'm scared.

moeman said...

McSplooge is the extra Caps coach. Fuck off you fucker.

kevincrumbs said...

@GG: I'm doing the whole Boone reverse jinx thing or something.

moeman said...

Caps hit centre-ice with the puck and Phlegmiller splooges.

ezzeloharr said...

@GG: Yeah, lest Anon come tell us we're sucky fans. Again.
à
wv: If MAB was an englo, he wouldn't have as many friends on the AntiCHambre.

Orangeman said...

Ovie with his first shot!

Number31 said...

Well, while the Caps are busy hitting, Habs are playing hockey.

Need to win faceoffs :E

boob gainey said...

If MAB was an Anglo he wouldn't have as many critics on Habs I/O.

kevincrumbs said...

Come on Habs, don't give one up before the end of the period.

moeman said...

If MAB was an Anglo he'd have a job at cbc/hnic.

boob gainey said...

Fuck!

RiRi said...

Ouf!

boob gainey said...

You have to be an ex-Bruin to work at HNIC don't you?

moeman said...

13-8 in SOGs.

2-1 on SCOREBOARDs.

TSN BIAS fucking PRICELESSs.

kevincrumbs said...

Nice, NHL Network is showing a thing about the 93 Habs/Kings series.

ezzeloharr said...

@Boob, Moeman: Very true. Scarily enough, I'm actually starting to like MAB...

Orangeman said...

What I took out of this period is:

See what happens when you put the puck on net?! Just shoot the goddamn thing.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Can't explain it. That '93 pic made me believe. Gretzky and Mario played in '93 but our superstarless, hard working pluggers made it happen. I so enjoyed feeling nauseous today. Haven't felt giddy about the playoffs in a long time.

@KC - ahhhh the Boone jinx. He is good at that isn't he.

Baruch said...

fuck fuck fuck I better turn on abe hefter

good ovie got his shot now he doesn't have anything to prove this game. We gotta burst larvamob's bubble quick!

moeman said...

meh, Semyon is the 2010 equiv. of the '93 HaHaHrudey.

Baruch said...

On Antichambre after last game they spent about 5 whole minutes discussing MAB. They spent like 30 seconds on Plek and Jaro each. I think that counterbalances HI/O.

But man I'm watching on versus and they're interviewing fuckin Feh-r I had to turn off the audio.

moeman said...

@BaruCH, the anti-CHamberers will do all they can to tilt the scale to the extreme-FrenCH side of the balance.
It is their prerogative but they are as bad as the bigoted racist don cherry on the cbc/hnic. (BTW, is hnic on tonight? In prime-time?)

Orangeman said...

Oooookkkkkkkkaaaayyyy...

VS just had a commercial about hand fishing or something (what am I, a fisherman? I vomit just thinking about boats). Anyway, apparently it's illegal yet they show all these guys doing it and interview them saying conservationists are out to get them. That was odd. And I don't care if it makes me sound like an elitist prick (in fact, I hope it does), but I'm not going to take science advice from someone who pronounces it 'Masourra".

moeman said...

tsn wants a Caps win bad, its in their loins, they want to explode.

Orangeman said...

GG11: I wouldn't say the 93 Habs were superstarless with #33 in net.

Moey said...

Is this for real? *pinches arm* Yup. Keep it up boys!!!!

RiRi said...

W00t! W00t! Bulldogs get a shout-out!

Moey said...

Big tits is finally getting it....shoot the friggin' puck!!

Orangeman said...

Remember when a PP meant a probable goal, or at least sustained pressure? Or, you know, a few shots.

bea.habs.fan said...

I'm even more nervous than thursday.
home alone with the TV and the tequila.

they has Theo's number can they find varlamov's?

GoldenGirl11 said...

I meant skating but yes, you're right. Although he had only
one cup at that point and it was 7 years earlier.

Orangeman said...

GG11: I get ya. I guess it was that year that cemented his superstar status.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Orange
And Kevin Haller of course. Super. Star.

bea.habs.fan said...

is our 3rd line tipsy or are they being tripped?

Number31 said...

Oh so close Chicken.

kevincrumbs said...

Good 2nd period so far. Urologist made a nice defensive play on Morrison, I think. Feel I need to point that out since I keep ripping on the Urologist.

Apparently I'm only supportive during the playoffs.

Moey said...

No matter how this all turns out, this is some outstanding hockey to watch.

Number31 said...

@bea - tripped, and Sergei was cross checked from behind. But that's ok, we know the fix for the Caps was in before the playoffs started anyway.

RiRi said...

"Ovechkin shoots (breathe in), his shot is blocked by Spacek (breathe out)"

kevincrumbs said...

Jaro makes me nervous every time he plays the puck.

RiRi said...

BIG TITS!!!

HabsFan29 said...

it's a TITS night!

moeman said...

Huge breasts!!!!!!

kevincrumbs said...

AK! AGAIN!

ezzeloharr said...

BIG TITS!!! AGAIN!

Number31 said...

BIG BELOBROTHER!

Orangeman said...

What a pass!

kevincrumbs said...

I wonder how many Caps "fans" just jumped off of the bandwagon.

moeman said...

Triple jinx, Ri-29i-mo-i!!!

Can tsn be less enthusiastic!!!

RiRi said...

Ovi is going to lose it now, I can feel it.

PleXXXe and Squid pick up assists. Tomas WHO?!?

Orangeman said...

No lead is safe against the Caps, so I'm going to sit back and take this all in.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

GoldenGirl11 said...

I wonder where Bob is watching. I bet he has a minimal grin on his face.

Baruch said...

gazongers!!!!!! squidzzzz!!!! now keep it up don't fucken go to sleep!!!

moeman said...

Quad-jinx, add kc-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love ReeRee!

bea.habs.fan said...

hopefully Caps are so frustrated, they can't get their asses together.

frustration thy home is the Caps' heads

bea.habs.fan said...

TSNcomment of the night: Habs struggled to get last point to get in playoff.
what does that have to do with this game? Your excuse for given them no chance whatsoever?

Number31 said...

As wonky, wobbly, sparodic the Habs D is, they're totally doing the job tonight. And the forwards are helping them too. Sniff, team work, it's beautiful!

Pleks for MVP. Just saying.

kevincrumbs said...

PP time!

kevincrumbs said...

Chicken has no luck.

moeman said...

J2!!!!!!!!!!

HabsFan29 said...

Jaro 2.0!!!

who's having fun???

kevincrumbs said...

4-1! Four to fucking one! What the fuck!?

RiRi said...

Jaro 2.0!!!!

I can't stop jumping up and down!!!

Oh and love you too moe!

Number31 said...

I'd like to see a reply on what happened with Chicken in front of the net. How did that stay out?

OH NEVERMIND GOAL ANYWAYS!

kevincrumbs said...

Oh great, they're going to review this shit.

bea,habs,fan said...

OMG

Orangeman said...

YESSSSSSSSS!

WV: pupetry. I don't even know what to do with that.

Howard said...

BIG TITS!!!

wv bighte The Habs have some bight tonight!

HabsFan29 said...

o cmon. that's a goal

kevincrumbs said...

This shit better count or else I'm going to become a basketball fan and quit hockey.

hfotwc said...

big tits or humongous melon!!!!

ezzeloharr said...

Big Titties again? SpaCH?

wv: The Caps feel very herrased.

RiRi said...

Oops it's Triple Tits' goal!!! Hat trick, bitches!

HabsFan29 said...

WHATS THE FUCKING DELAY

Baroque said...

So how is my favorite group of Habs fans this lovely evening? :)

Nice game so far.

kevincrumbs said...

Also, Mike Green sucks.

Seems weird that Boudreau isn't taking advantage of this dead time to talk to his team.

Orangeman said...

What are they even checking for? Awesomeness?

moeman said...

A triple titter!!!

I am spent and I have yet to masturbate.

Number31 said...

lol they were checking if Pouliot had actually scored before.

AK46 got a hattrick without even moving? YES HE DID!

Massive Tits said...
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Rips It, Scores! said...

This. is. UNBELIEVABLE!

HabsFan29 said...

oy

Orangeman said...

Oh, they were checking to see if the Habs got 2 goals. Now I just wish VS would have shown that first play.

GoldenGirl11 said...

They review goals when they go in off of their own team?

Fuck! REVIEW!!!! REVIEW!!!!

kevincrumbs said...

Damn it! I knew I should've typed that the Habs needed to get out of the period without giving up another goal.

Also, the Blackhawks called and want their goal song back.

moeman said...

tsn'ers feel it move in their pants.

RiRi said...

Blow the fucking whistle already!

Massive Tits said...

Useless goal review robs us of all momentum and gives the Capitals time to calm down. The-fix-is-in.

HabsFan29 said...

uh oh. that could be a penalty shot?

HabsFan29 said...

whew

ezzeloharr said...

How the heck was Poti not interfering with Halak??

kevincrumbs said...

For the love of God, get out of this period with a two goal lead.

Orangeman said...

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT INTERFERENCE AGAINST CAPS? The guy totally moved him out of the crease! What the fuck. Floodgates open for Caps can do whatever they want!

HabsFan29 said...

yikes

well this is exciting. and insane.

Number31 said...

Oh Squid, bad penalty.

moeman said...

McSplooge and Phlegmiller want major DP.

kevincrumbs said...

Good second period, but a bit dicey after the long review.

Huge kill to start off the third.

Baruch said...

you sleep they score habs!!! you don't have the cup yet fucks

WV. stalega that long review made the habs stalega

GoldenGirl11 said...

Crazy Caps fan with his hand out and screaming as the team went to the dressing room. Not one guy even looked up. Hilarious!

Orangeman said...

So, useless goal review to kill momentum, no review on a questionable interference goal, total non-call on obvious interference and now an even-up PP?

What did the league say on the phone? "Caps in 5. Do your 'job'."

The dumbest part is the VS guys (and I'm sure TSN and all the bandwagon Cap fans) think they were robbed on that 'hand' pass.

Fuck you everyone not on this blog!

moeman said...

Serenity now. Sex later.

Moey said...

STFU McSplooge.

Moey said...

"They're having trouble penetrating." So's McSpooge.

Orangeman said...

Ok, I've taken a hit of meth and afte picking at my face and lying to my friends and family, I have calmed down.

Everything else is fine, I guess, but how the hell was that not interference? I'm just defensive of my little Halak. Obviously the game plan now for the Caps is to run him and it doesn't look like the refs are going to step in.

RiRi said...

So Washington is now allowed to mop Jaro right out of the net and no call? Really?

Moey said...

Who the fuck is McSpooge? Sorry, McSPlooge.

bea.habs.fan said...

WOW talk about changing your tune (except for MacTavish) panel in favor of Mtl

Baroque said...

McSplooge = Pierre MacGuire, because he seems to be so attracted to players that they should file restraining orders.

RiRi said...

You know the reffing is horrible when even the TSN panelers (?) are saying there were TWO instances of goaltender interference on Jaro and that they would have disallowed the goal...

moeman said...

The beauty of no Habs on cbc/hnic is that more Habs-hating fuckers like tsn are shed light on. Fucking leaf loving roaches.

fezworth said...

Just caught up on the PVR.

Holy Schnikies! I'm a little too stunned to even be happy right now. How is this possible? Surely we'll get our ass kicked in the 3rd.

Baruch said...

They just interviewed HMS Hall Gill who admitted they got a bit 'lacks a daisical' after the fourth goal. He said they're not going to do that in the third period. Big tits got so big their bouncing in off him now.

WV Frine .... umm feeling frine right now

Massive Tits said...

@orange

Going into this 3rd period, I'd really appreciate it if you could please open up a Hearts game.

Thank You.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't the last play-off hat trick in '93? If so, omen?

Orangeman said...

Usually I leave the persecution complex to Fox News and my mother, but can't help but feel like everyone besides true Habs fans want them to lose. Sounds like TSN may be evening it up a bit? I wouldn't know, I'm stuck with VS who decided to replay (several times) a Cap goal from game 1 during the intermission.

Number31 said...

So the Whale gets harpooned, now Jaro gets mopped.

Hey Habs, score shorthanded. Better? Score on a shorthanded penalty shot like the BabyHabs! Emergency call to JT Wymam for tips.

bea.habsfan said...

boudreau is not a happy camper

boob gainey said...

We've woken them up.

After that goal they just blitzed us. Expect more of the same in the 3rd.

Yes, Knuble interfered on that goal, but it was borderline.

So, we'll see. I smell a 5-4 Caps win

Orangeman said...

Tits: I was playing, then got all worked up and distracted by the 4th goal (and ridiculous review). Then that nonsense at the end of the period happened. I won't make that mistake again.

HabsFan29 said...

epic PK. CMON

bea.hans.fan said...

breathes a sigh of relief**

RiRi said...

Brutal giveaway by Darche :(

HabsFan29 said...

ick ick ick

bea.habs.fan said...

fuck !!!!
of all people to score

ezzeloharr said...

That's just plain ridiculous

boob gainey said...

Oh well ...

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