Tuesday, May 04, 2010

The Game Day Skate for Tuesday May 4th

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of traveling through time...
  • Lucic gets the winner in the third as the Bs win 3-2 and take a 2-0 lead in their series. Dare to dream of a Habs-Bs Conference Final kidz;
  • Marc Savard got all bitey in the game;
  • Luongo with a lead in the 3rd period is usually a good bet. Not last night;
  • Bettman swears the playoffs are not being officiated any differently than the regular season. We agree, the refs have always sucked;
  • Around Habs-Pens: St Patty talks goalies, EOTP talks defense, Dennis Kane likes the Dominirix, Pensburgh has a bunch of random thoughts, and the Minister of Canadian Heritage has questionable knowledge of Canadian Heritage.
The Bell Centre will be a rockin' tonight. History will be made, etc.

21 comments:

Kate said...

Habs/Bruins is destiny, right? Right!

Number31 said...

Apparently Bruins fans were chanting "BRING ON THE HABS!" at some train station after last night's win.

They really do miss us.

soperman said...

It is going to be an all-original six conference final. Montréal 4 -Boston 2 and Chicago 4 - Detroit 3, followed by Montréal 4 - Chicago 0 in the cup final. (By then I will not be able to handle any more drama.)

orangeman said...

@31: Awwwwwww...that's cute. Bruins fans think they're people.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Orange
Off topic but I have an ink stain on my dining room chair, any ideas?

Habsfan10 said...

Be nice if the Flyers could take a game or three to soften those black and gold wearing fuckers up. Stupid useless fucking Flyers. All they are supposed to be good for is gooning it up and taking people out, and they can't even do that right.

lawyergirl77 said...

HF10 - Yup. I'm cursing both teams in that series, but I'm cursing the Flyers for not breaking shit. That's what they do, no? Well, that and grow ridonkulous mullets, but I digress.

People asked me who I was cheeing for in that series. I said "A meteor to hit the arena while a game is playing."

moeman said...

Go you fucking Habs!

boob gainey said...

Flyers fans are Cro-Magnon but Broons fans are Neanderthals: slightly dumber and fated for extinction.

But I agree, a meteor would be quicker.

Kmaxx said...

@GG - You might want to use some Vanish Crystals on that Ink Stain - Now they might call it something different over there, but in the UK, they call it Vanish - that "miracle Stain Out" stuff you see on late night infomercial television when you surf the higher up stations looking for free porn....the key here is not to rub - always pat it in. Rubbing will only spread the stain and potentially damage the material - I don't actually know what type of chair you own, but made the leap to some material covering the seat. So use a damp clean cloth, apply generous amounts of Vanish Crystals, allow to sit and then work it into the stain gingerly in a patting, circular motion...hope that helps...now then...

Go You Fuckin' Pants Habs Go!


wv: refixies; as in - I hope someone refixies Markov soon so we don't have to play MAB too much!

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Kmaxx
As seen on tv will most likely eat through my skin as well as the stain but I'll give it a try. Thanks. Maybe we need to pour some of that stuff on Fleury. Make some holes.

kevincrumbs said...

Does anyone else think this Canada's Team "scandal" is stupid? I don't fucking need a whole country to jump our bandwagon. Fuck 'em. Stick to the Flames or whatever the fuck.

dwgs said...

GG, is it on fabric or wood?

Christopher Sama said...

looks like no SK74. metro centers AK and DarCHe.

do the brothers walk to the KHL or do we actually trade them?

GoldenGirl11 said...

Fabric. 2 year old with a Highlighter. .

dwgs said...

@GG, see if you can find some of this
Laundry Miracle
The Laundry Miracle is the second one down on that page. I know for sure they have it at A Votre Sante (corner Vendome and Sherbrooke). It's ensured my child's survival on more than one occasion.
(The poster has no financial concern in the above enterprises and has not been compensated in any way for this plug. This message has been brought to you as a community service.)

Go you fucking Habs!

Young HF29 said...

i can attest to the power of Laundry Miracle. that shit gets out ANYTHING from ANY FABRIC. once had a drunken friend spill red wine on the beige carpet of my country house at a party. after white wine, salt, and shaving cream failed to do the trick, Laundry Miracle to the rescue!

GoldenGirl11 said...

@29
Just envisioning the "HOLY FUCK MY PARENTS WILL BE HOME IN AN HOUR!!!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO??? HEY WAIT!! LET'S TRY LAUNDRY MIRACLE!!" moment.

@Dwgs
Thanks. I was going to keep the kid and give a way the chair but now I'll keep the chair and give away the kid.

hfotwc said...

Would Laundry Miracle get rid of that fucking stain that is Cooke?

GO LES HABITANTS!!

dwgs said...

@hfotwc - it doesn't say anything about shitstains on the label but it's gotta be worth a shot.

Public Domain said...

Danger signs: Hubris considerations aside, I spent way more than 4 seconds thinking, nay! caring, about Broons/Flyers.

..gotta get a grip...