It's time to get fucking serious - Bruins Preview and Open Thread

Seriously, it's time to get fucking serious people. No more dicking around. Sure, Carbo's off to the All-Star game because of our record. Sure, the pundits claim we are one of the class teams of the East. But as the second half starts, it's time to see if we measure up against a really good team. The B's are a really good team? Fuck and yes. Tops in the East. One point back of San Jose for best in the league. Leading the league in goals against. Sure, they're coached by Claude Julien, but that hasn't stopped them. We said that the Capitals game was a test, but we got your real fucking mid-term exam right here [grabs crotch]. I'm fucking swearing a lot 'cause I've got the HF10 B's hatred building up. Let's fucking get to it, shall we?

Waiting in line details - 7 PM start at the Boston arena named for a Canadian bank. On Versus for the minuscule subset of the population that reads FHF, is American, and actually gets Versus. Habs are riding a ridiculous 9-1-1 streak while the B's have won 17 out of their last 20 (with a 10-game win streak thrown in there). Jeebus. So far this year, B's have won one regulation game (a crappy 6-1 effort in Boston), and the teams each have a skills comp win.

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Hot sexy Habs to watch - Big Tits, 5 points in his last 2 games, Gang Bang 7 in his last 4, and what the hell, even with his gaffe we'll throw Breezer in here. Let's show some fucking love to Mad Maxxx and Plexxx, too.

Skanky Habs to watch - 9-1-1 means this space is pretty empty, though we think Dagger is on the way back to Hamilton pretty soon.

Hot sexy Bruins to watch - you may remember Michael Ryder, 4 points in the last 2 games. Tim Thomas is off to the the ASG, with his 4-1-0, 1.81, .938 in his last 5 games. Marc Savard and David Krecjijcjcji are both averaging more than a point per game, and are +29 and +25 respectively.

Skanky Bruins to watch - same note as the Habs.

Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - the list is the same as always for the Habs. Koivu is close, close, close, but no cigar. B's also have injury issues. Besides the usual (Sturm, Bergeron), leading scorer Phil Kessel is now on IR with the kissing disease. And it looks like Lucic may not play either, thus disappointing those looking for blood in the form of DOOM's revenge.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - Ten's Show Club has a golf tournament. That's all I need for an endorsement.

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