Sunday, October 04, 2009

Do not even think about planning any sort of parade even with our 2-0 record - Habs 2 Sabres 1 (OT)

This team, is, uh, not particularly good. The man in the retro pads is. There's your Executive Summary game review. Here are some details.

Plan the parade - TFS has confidence. TFS has balls. TFS is calm, cool, and collected. He is in position, he is moving well, he is playing the puck well. With TFS between the pipes, anything is possible. The Franchise is truly Saved. Can I get a Hallelujah and an Amen from the choir?

Gionta bats one out of thin air for the OT winner. Travis Moen continues to rule. I don't recall Hal Gill being overly terrible. There was nothing else good about this game.

The sky is falling - oh, let me count the ways. Well, I think I can count to ONE, which is equivalent to the number of shots the Habs had in the third period. Benoit said something about that being JM's "style". What, holding on for dear life for 60 minutes? Not generating any sort of offense for 60 minutes? Gui! had a breakaway, and that is literally the one scoring chance I recall the entire game. Moen's goal wasn't even a scoring chance. As I wrote in the open thread, for a team that's supposedly built on speed, we seemed damned slow. Always being beaten to pucks. Standing around in our own zone. No penetration deep in the opponent's zone. This team showed absolutely nothing for 60 minutes. From what I've seen, JM's "system" consists of dumping the puck in, changing lines every 2o seconds, and playing for overtime. Fun!

Lest you think offence is our only problem, the defence is a mess too. More standing around in our own end, no communication between partners, very little hitting, and a complete inability to start a rush up ice. Seriously, I thought seriously about Breezer last night. Seriously.

Oh, and Rhino and Metro went down with injuries. At this rate, we may as well just call up Hamilton.

Chez Paree bound? - TFS has the VIP room by himself, and Moen has a seat by the stage. The rest of the team threw a couple of twenties through the door and tried to follow them, but couldn't get around the bouncer.

Next evil evil foe - Habs head West for the first of three games after my bedtime, Tuesday night in Panger country.

42 comments:

fiik said...

I kwon dis would gappen mannj! two games in and we be inslutting the Martin system,jer? I'll be kakkin at joo manj when dis here team be runnin liikes a machine cone Christmas, oh beelee me!!!!

GoldenGirl11 said...

Ja sam umorna od gledate naš tim igra kao govno. 16 godina je predugo!

moeman said...

O'B out for 6 weeks.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Maybe Teen Camp was a bad omen. Next year yeshiva boot camp. (Fiik just to translate so you understand....
I chwas tinking, mannj dat all dat crumming gat camp, manj, chwas mittakin when dos boys shooda been davning. I be kakkin at joo manj, too.)

fiik said...

kork!

GoldenGirl11 said...

Kirk!

fiik said...

fuuucken kakkin at joo manj!

Boob Gainey said...

Ca r'garde mal.

HabsFan29 said...

no joke people, Breezer or El Dandy is signed by mid-week.

montrealiste1 said...

I missed fhf good'ol post game reports. Beat H/I or La Presse anytime.

Gomez played particularly bad last night, he had like 11 giveaways.

And where the fuck is big tits. 0 SHOTS. None.

TFS: amen.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

WV: "calize". Just about sums it up.


I feel for poor Pleky, he's on a line by himself. Patches is in over his head, and the only reason I knew zombieTits was on the ice is because he took another of his dirty-ass slew-footing penalties (though the Sabre sold it well).

Robbie said...

The season has just fucking started and already i`m getting fucking fed up with the talking heads. Stupid comment from last nights Anti-Chambre..``oui mais tu sait Burgy (can we stop calling 60 year old men nicknames at that age for fuck sakes) JM a besoin de temps pour mettre en place son system`` what the fuck system would that be? And after the exibition season and the first two games it seems to me like the fucking system should already be in place. However! My feeling and it has been the same bullshit i have been saying since the summer, JM is not taking this team anywhere. Yes,yes, yes i fucking know we have two victories and yet i feel like the semi-drunk i have been known to be in the past stumbling home at 3:30am with whatever was left at the bar. the next morning i always end up feeling dirty...well not really but fuck it. I feel kind of dirty after the two games played so far...no wait fuck that too cause any defeat of the Maple Fags is well just fucking fantastic. Least i regress. The fact of the matter is this team has some serious issues and ``Dollar Sign```is not going to be able to hold the fort forever.

CivilizedWorm said...

Wow... everyone needs to calm the fuck down and breathe by the nose.

Breezer and/or Dandy aren't coming back any time soon.

Everyone knew, prior to the season, that the habs would be fighting for a playoff spot. Nothing has changed.

This is pretty much an expansion team, you can't expect them to play together and know where they're going to be on the ice all the fucking time. It takes lots of time to get a system in place and make everyone work within the system. It's going to take even more time with Markov out of the lineup for so long.

Anyone who expects Montreal to excel within the first 20 to 25 games is a FUCKING MORON!

Jesus christ, only habs fan complain after a 2-0 start to the season.

PS. Jeff Carter, Ryan Getzlaf and Corey Perry were all drafted the same year as big tits but after him. Big tits and little tits stay in montreal is coming to an end and don't expect much more than a bag of pucks and a couple rolls of tape in return.

Flying Toaster said...

I calculated that at this rate, we're going to have 123 injuries by season's end. What happens when we run out of Bulldogs? Hire Chupacabras?

kevincrumbs said...

So, this means Yannick Weber will be called up then? Can't think of who else is down there in Hamilton.

fiik said...

ve vant Veber!! ya koheads.

Moey said...

I was pining for the Koivu/Kovy/Tanguay line last night.
Sniff.

Boob Gainey said...

How is Marc-André Bergeron? He's only 28 and his numbers don't look bad at all.

gillis said...

PK!!!

Number31 said...

Swiss Mister is coming! Swiss Mister is coming!

No, not Streit. His younger self! Rejoice! Woo!

HabsFan29 said...

Swiss Mister II in da house!

HabsFan29 said...

damn N31 you beat me by a minute. but i had formatting to do!

GoldenGirl11 said...

No cup no broke, no coffee no dash wey so ef yuh choble him 'im me a-go hit yuh.

fiik said...

ve vant Veber so I kwon now dat Babbles be listnen to de incoherrent chants ob joors truly. he be contactin me telepathically sayin "gello fiik, kakkin at joo manj!"I kwen all along dats why de Habs will winnit on Tuesdee. oh joos don't beliebe me? well dey will win beelee dat joo poofters. da Cup is conen and joo can kak all joo want kokheads cuase it will be me kakkin a joo at da parade in June.yer!

gillis said...

Im not sure if its a good or bad thing that i can't understand a single thing fiik is saying.

Its almost like hes making sentences out of verif words.

GoldenGirl11 said...

I think I got it...

We want Weber so I know now that Bob is listening to the incoherent chants of yours truly. He'll be contacting me telepathically saying "hello fiik, I'm talking to you, man!"I knew all along and that's why the Habs will win it on Tuesday. Oh you don't believe me? Well they will win. Believe that, you doubters. The cup is coming and you can talk all you want fuckheads cause it will be me talking to you at that parade in June. Go Pot!

fiik said...

kakkin at joo, almost dere manj but not quite jer.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Gimme a hint and will you marry me?

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GoldenGirl11 said...

I GOT IT!

it will be me kakkin a joo at da parade in June.yer!

it will be me fucking a jew at the parade in June? Oy vay!... I think I'll watch the parade on tv. Proposal rescinded. Keep up the good, uh, work there fiik.

fiik said...

kakkin at all joo dyotberries. I kwoned all along manj da Habs winnit on Tuesday poofers. yer.

gillis said...

man i wish i knew how to speak whatever fiik's language is

kevincrumbs said...

I think Filik is a Rasta. Hockey needs more Rastas.

fiik said...

kakkin at all da lesbops, poofers and kokheads on dis here lil fred dat cud. joo kwon it no be dat hard to speak dis here poofy language I be talkin it no be like learnin Chini or sonefing liikes dat. beelee me when I sey I be up durin da late game drinkin sone beers and postin sone crap on here when da pucks be on and da Habs be winnin. dat poofy dumb dumb Bowmeeeeester gunna look even poofier den usual and beelee me dat be sone poofy stuff right dere. all da Calgary lebinsons and poofers gonna convert to da habs I kwon it beelee me. jer.

GoldenGirl11 said...
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GoldenGirl11 said...

Calgary Lesbinsons? As in Sheldn Lesbinson, son of Murray and Craineh Lesbinson??? OMG! We're practically cousins!!

fiik said...

lebinson, I feel liikes joo no liikes me, yer? ner? fanks.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Stick around fiik. Love your take on things.

Habsfan10 said...

Jesus, fiik sounds like a character in a Zora Neale Hurston novel.

fiik said...

tom hanks, manj!

Senators Lost Cojones said...

I gotta stop running these through Google Translate.

2-0. What the hell is wrong with you people?!?

I ask in the nicest possible way, of course.

Flying Toaster said...

Apparently we have a very contageous illness none as Non-suckinitis! Affects all non-sens and non-leafs!