I'm pretty sure I wrote this preview last Thursday.
Waiting in line details -7.5 hours after noon at the Centre of Bell. Habs riding the 3-game winning streak, looking to close out the homestand at 4-2. That'd be nice. Isles coming off a 3-2 OT loss to the Caps Saturday night where by all accounts they played pretty well, only to blow it after 60 minutes like they always do (2 OT and 2 SO losses so far).
Pay your cover charge to - Lighthouse Hockey is certainly your main source for all things Isles, but check out A View from Section 317 for uh, another view.
Hot sexy Habs to watch - Giant. Mexican. Squid. (© FHF) With a little lemon and maybe some garlic sauce on the side. TurtlePleks (© FHF) continues to be solid without any wingers. The Urologist (© FHF) on the PP.
Skanky Habs to watch - Big Tits (© FHF) continues to befuddle. Would he be happier with Little Tits (© FHF) here? Maybe. Also, Gui! (© FHF) pointless in 7 games, but he played hard, especially in the 3rd period, in the Rangers game. The Urologist (© FHF) in the defensive zone.
Hot sexy Isles to watch - D Andy Sutton has a 3-game point streak, but the Isles are not scoring a lot generally.
Skanky Isles to watch - Okposo pointless in 3, Swiss Mister I (© FHF) pointless in 5.
On the main stage - RDS reports that the morning skate had Gui! as a winger on the 2nd line with Pleks and Dagger (© FHF), with Big Tits getting demoted to the fourth line with CHips (© FHF) and Stewie. Mad Max (© FHF) is back to centering the 3rd line between Patches and MOEmaN (© FHF). Métro is out because of the flu, BGL is injured after not playing in several games, and Jaro will get another start.
"That's why you're the judge and I'm the law... talking... guy" - lap dance to Manny B. for pointing us to Jack Todd's MMQB this morning. First off, kudos to Todd for admitting he may have been wrong. Not that he had much choice, given how we ripped him, and so did others (not that we believe anything bloggers do have any influence on him). But then we read this further down:
"We know Andrei Kostitsyn likes to be called AK-46, although most nights he plays more like a popgun. But we found nicknames at pucku.ca that suit the Brothers Kostitsyn far better: Big Tits and Little Tits."
GAH! Urge to kill... rising! And thus the © FHF you may or may not have noticed throughout this preview. Goddamn it, I don't even know who I'm mad at. No doubt I'm mad at Pucku.ca for taking credit for our nicknames. No doubt I'm mad at Todd for not recognizing where those names come from. Or Todd for purposely ignoring the source of those names (not that I have any proof of that). Face it, I'm just mad.
Copyright violation, trademark violation, exemplary damages. We're preparing the lawsuits as we speak.
Post-game adult entertainment - we're angry, not horny. We need to punch something. Oooh, how about some foxy boxing?
Please list all of your copyrighted materials in the comments, lest anyone steal them. Furthermore, the FHF acknowledges the contribution of our commentors in developing the great nicknames we use. Your share of the lawsuit winnings will get put into the "strippers 'n meth" fund, to be used by all of us collectively.