My Gad! Mentreal 4 - Leef of Mepel 3 (more of the time for more time)

He’s a Stempniak, STEM-PNI-AK on the floor, and he dancing like he never dance before! So good song!

Helo to the Erth of welrd. It’s me! Jaro! Sesoon start lest nite and we Cenediens teem pley greatest teem in werld Taranto Leef of Mepel. So hepy we start to pley. Sesoon of stop was sooo long, my gad!

I bisy like bee that very bisy at work becase secreteri bee quit her jab becase problems at home too dificul to live and husbande bee just stay home and drink honee brown ale, so not enough staf at the work where only bees work. So busy.

But sumer was good so mach!

I take meny Engleesh lesons this summer. Helo I am Jaro and I borne in haspital bed! So much good when compare to last yeer! Now I talk inglish so wel good and so strong not like stupide Cari who so fat but talk like he borne not in haspital like me Jaro but in country called Watyousayyousofatcaria. Oh Cari you so wale!

Coch Carbonner gone! So good for me Jaro becase he only want to invertiew me on tv now on Canada Night of Hockey. No, no, Carbo sey, don’t invertiew Gianta, he talk like Cari, so low, take Jaro movistar.

Cari pley so scare last nite, like he know Carbonner no take him for tv talk. Koumisarek pley so good joke to us, he come on ice in sweter of Mepel leef!!! Oh Koumi so crazy, I laf so hard on bench!!!! Ok Ok Koumi! Me too I pley with Bafalo sweter! We make leefs crazy together! It’s so fanny but I think Koumi make too mach acting when he shoot on fat Cari. It’s dangerus joke no? Nobady laf on bench, not even me Jaro. Then he hit Gianta too very hard. I want to tell Koumi in room at periods but he never come. I think he shy becase he know maybe joke too far. Its ok Koumi, you are kepten, we ok if you make joke.

Taranta such great teem. They prabably win cup and Norris cap and medels at olimpics. Me too I win medel in venkuver. Coch of Slouvakia came to my house and tell me Jaro they make naked gold statue of you, so now you make us Slouvakia gold medel for hang to the necks. I tell new coch Martoon, I hev to be rest for vankuver, maybe I sleep during game for get rest. I sey to coch Martoon make Cari to put in nets.

But I no pley to the net for coch Martoon becase yesterday my favorite show Bevreli 91012B on tv and I so lav the show! Oh my gad I lav the show! Coch ask me to pley and I sey no wey coch! I prepare for venkuver! Then I hide in litel closett in Canada Airplane Center and watch 91012b on smal screeen and big smile. Blond actress look like my summer girlfriend who never come to visit me Jaro to the jail. Oh I forgot to tell you! So long sumer stori!!!! Oh Jaro! you so bad remember memori!!!! I go back to bench at commercials and see Koumi make his jokes so funny! Also I see coch Martoon tell Kevorkian Muler we need Courtis Sunford. What is that? I think coch Martoon want new Ford car for drive in summer.

First game so easy for teem becase Tranta pley like half. So many new pleyers on us Mentreal, we no pass well becase many time Mentreal pleyer will have pack and stop and sey “ Hey I mentreal pleyer, what your name and do you pley for the Mentreals so I can pass to you the pack?, No? you leef, ok sorri, yes? you mentreal? ok take the pack.” Then mentreal pleyer lose pack and mepels score to the net of fat Cari. So mani shats Cari! You so bad golie becase they shoot so many shats to you!

So hard! I dont know nobady! But everynobady know me Jaro so its so more easy for them. Best pleyer of teem, my brather Jaro Spacek. He mom Sissy so good I big fan and I sey this to brather Jaro! He punch me for pley!

Teem have so no cemistri. Like when I yang and my famly tell me you dont pley with children outside. They from Moravia. We no have nathing in cammon with peple from Moravia so you no pley with them Jaro! Dad so serius! Oh dadi! So ya, mentreal teem pley like Moravia and Slouvakia. Same same thing. So I no talk to Moravia pleyers. I have nathing in cammon with them. I think Cari reely from Moravia and he no sey to me. I tell him last nite, “Cari you from Moravia hey? Hey Cari?” Cari call me dooche.

Teem so all new but nat me! Teem know they cant make me Jaro to go becase me so fentestic to teem! Coch Martoon probably sey, take hole teem out from mentreal, but no Jaro. Jaro stey. So meny change, but teem pley same – like we are teem of tredmeals. But in end of time of more time, new treadmeal Camalama (he name like 2 animals that look same!). Helo I Jaro Goldfishfish! Ok so Camalama make crexy pley and Gerges put pack behind Vesa ass. We win and 91012b amazing show so Jaro win too!