Wednesday, October 21, 2009

The Morning Skate for Wednesday, October 21st

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of being welcomed into the Catholic Church...
Long-form video highlights? Is that something you might be interested in? Relive all the glory of McSplooge.

12 comments:

Habsfan10 said...

Fuck the Whalers. Assholes handed Boston three first round picks for Glen Wesley. Among them? Sergei "what the fuck was Bob thinking" Samsonov, and Kyle "Cheapshot to Zednik" McClaren.

Fucking Whalers. Don't even get me started on Pat Boutette.

GoldenGirl11 said...

What happened to the fucking squirrels and fucking lightsabres??

Ben Dugas said...

Gonchar and Savard are both out for 6 weeks with various broken bones.
Looks like the 09-10 Bruins are on pace to be the 08-09 Habs.

lawyergirl77 said...

re: Gonchar and Savard going down.

Ah, Schadenfreude... When an OT win becomes something to celebrate, I can always turn to you for comfort.

Tom said...

I was hoping someone here might know where I can find a pumpkin carving kit of the Habs logo. I'm not artistic at all, so I don't have the kit, it won't look any good.

BJ said...

Squirrels with lightsabres. lol! I can totally picture them doing it in a tree - or maybe a slab or wood in a taxidermist's office - with the girl squirrel half undressed like the boy squirrel jumped her or something. The light sabre can be a nice romantic touch. Instead of candles which would probably burn down the tree... you guys are sooooooooo funny.

Shutdown said...

Sergei ditched Hamilton. Suspended by Habs, stars in new ABC sitcom (hilarity ensues).

Fack.

Flying Toaster said...

What? No Jaro post? I was totally expecting one after this game.

By the way, despite the win we still haven't fixed our problem: Goal scoring...

We can't buy a goal if it was to save your grandmother from prostate cancer!

moeman said...

@Tom, no kit required. Find a CH logoon the intertubes, size it to your pumpkin (pun intended), print it and tape it to said citrouille and using a 3" nail (or skewer or a knitting needle like HF29 uses) pierce holes in the pumpkin at every 1/4" or so (go deep enough). Using a serrated knife cut away the excess (like Sergei for eg.) et voila! Those 5000 votive candles for $2 at Ikea are great. Don't forget to wash, dry, season and toast the seeds.

Young HF29 said...

or a meth injection needle like HF29 uses

fixed

Olivier said...

How 'bout that video quality on those highlights?

Think somebody could take a hint at the CBC?

Next step: understanding that 59.94 interlaced fields per seconds, when encoded in 29.97 frames per seconds, results in crappily choppy video.

*sigh*

Number31 said...

The Little Three...? Really...?