OK, time to regroup. Deep breath everyone. If we lose tonight, then we can go fucking apeshit.
Waiting in the airport cab line details - 8:30 PM ET start at the United Center. Both teams coming off losses, the Hawks to the Predators last night in a game where by all accounts they were terrible. This is the only meeting of the year between these two teams. Habs have lost 4 straight on the road.
Pay your fare to - Second City Hockey is the best place for all your Hawks info.
The Elaine Nardo memorial hotties - Squid has 5 points in his last 3 games, but really, only TurtlePlek belongs in this space. Remember last year when he was constantly in the skanky space? What the hell happened?
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?" - yes, Gui! and Tits, I am talking to you. And I'm gonna start talking to Mad Max too, who seems to be more and more invisible every game. And every player who had a giveaway in the Pens game. So like, half the team.
Worth way more than 20 cents - The Christo-wall, after some shakiness early this season, is 2-1-0, 0.67, .973 in his last 3 games. Kaner leads the team with 10 points.
The Louie DePalma memorial uglies - while Patrick Sharp is tied with Kane for the team lead in points, he's pointless in his last four.
Who's driving - From yesterday's practice, the Giant Mexican Tits line has been reunited! And it feels so good. Pleks has Squid and Mad Max on his wings. TFS returns to the starting spot to try and S the F. For Chicago, Toews is day to day with a concussion.
Reverend Jim words of wisdom - "The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals." Oh BGL, will we ever see you again?
Post-game adult entertainment - more Giant Mexican Tits, in video form.
Gratuitous Simpsons Quote (lap dance to the Jamboroo) - "Now let's enjoy the Miami of Canada — Chicago!"