OK, time to regroup. Deep breath everyone. If we lose tonight, then we can go fucking apeshit.Waiting in the airport cab line details - 8:30 PM ET start at the United Center. Both teams coming off losses, the Hawks to the Predators last night in a game where by all accounts they were terrible. This is the only meeting of the year between these two teams. Habs have lost 4 straight on the road.
Pay your fare to - Second City Hockey is the best place for all your Hawks info.
The Elaine Nardo memorial hotties - Squid has 5 points in his last 3 games, but really, only TurtlePlek belongs in this space. Remember last year when he was constantly in the skanky space? What the hell happened?
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?" - yes, Gui! and Tits, I am talking to you. And I'm gonna start talking to Mad Max too, who seems to be more and more invisible every game. And every player who had a giveaway in the Pens game. So like, half the team.
Worth way more than 20 cents - The Christo-wall, after some shakiness early this season, is 2-1-0, 0.67, .973 in his last 3 games. Kaner leads the team with 10 points.
The Louie DePalma memorial uglies - while Patrick Sharp is tied with Kane for the team lead in points, he's pointless in his last four.
Who's driving - From yesterday's practice, the Giant Mexican Tits line has been reunited! And it feels so good. Pleks has Squid and Mad Max on his wings. TFS returns to the starting spot to try and S the F. For Chicago, Toews is day to day with a concussion.
Reverend Jim words of wisdom - "The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals." Oh BGL, will we ever see you again?
Post-game adult entertainment - more Giant Mexican Tits, in video form.
Gratuitous Simpsons Quote (lap dance to the Jamboroo) - "Now let's enjoy the Miami of Canada — Chicago!"
105 comments:
I love Giant Mexican Squid as a line, but Giant Mexican Tits has a much better ring to it.
Finally, a contest Maple Leafs can't lose.
(NSFW)
Giant Mexican Tits and no Salma Hayek? Just sayin'...
@Kevin - i don't put links in the preview for no reason. start clicking
@HF29: Yup, I just realised my mistake. Got too eager for Salma Hayek. I'm sure you'll understand.
i don't blame you kevin. we all want as much GMT as possible
For Salma Hayek, I say "Thank you baby Jesus!" (feel free to pronounce that Hey-Soose)
I fortunately missed that last game (so maybe it really didn't happen!) but plan on tuning in tonight. And tomorrow of course. I propose the GMS line not be put back tomorrow either. I'm not certain, but I know Bud Light wears the blue and white, so may be property of the Leafs. And we all know what he can do to Giant Squids, Mexican or otherwise I suspect. At least if you watch too much TV like myself, you know.
I hope Kane the brat gets a beating. Just saying.
WV: twentycents, as in I'm a rich hockey player and yet I beat a man up over twentycents and then teared up in public and apologized to the fans for letting them down but not the victim... (ok, I made that up but it's true)
This site is juvenile and offensive.
GO LEAFS!
How about some sexy pictures for the rest of us?
That Sidney Crosby for example. I think they call him the kid.
I am not appreciating this 8:30 PM start. the meth kicked in a while ago. what to do for 1:20 while i wait?
@your holiness - heh
@29
light the shabbat candles and pray
After doing a google search for Salma Hayek, I think that GMT should stay together for the season. On second thought the only thing that should separate them is me.
Don't normally participate in the WV game but it was "inediple" it just seems fitting
Anyobdy else watching the rocket documentary on rds right now?
@gillis - didn't know it was on. watching it now. did i miss the riot?
alright let's do this thing!!
anyone out there on this party Hallowe'en friday?
Giant Mexican Tits on the ice!!!
I'm turned on
oh great, more injuries
I think the goatee guy on rds looks like he's part man, part goat. Kinda like Danny Devito in Hercules. He can make his eyebrows do that "v" thing. He's icky.
Gill just blocked the puck!!
Watching the Chicago broadcast on Center Ice; Olczyk is trying hard to argue that that wasn't a cheap hit.
well that was a waste
i'm getting pissed as i am stuck at work and missing the GMT action.
MOTHERFUCKER!
God, I can't believe we just pissed away that powerplay.
Sigh
Evenin' 29 and GG!
LG in da house! tell me what fabulous dinner you whipped up tonight
LG! Where have you been? All work and seasons tix make for a very quiet commentor.
blech
FUCK.
God, we suck on the road... We really are Jekyll/Hyde as a team...
@29
so LGs the cook and I'm the pornographer, huh? I'll have you know I made a fab fresh basil/salmon/rosé sauce pasta last night and Lebanese chicken tonight...
FUCK! I can't take another bad game.
Sadly no faboo dinner tonight, peeps. Dins was a bag of microwave popcorn. But it was the awesome contraband kind from the states... mmmmm... kettle corn...
And yeah - GG, I've been stuck in trial hell. This is my first day off in 20 days!
Ooh - GG, that sounds delish!
Fuck - the urologist is KILLING me!!
LG
outstanding! Fresh or smoked salmon. Males everyone think it's two different dishes. So simple. Olive oil, garlic, chillie flakes, whole canned tomatoes, cooking cream and fresh basil. Marcello Hazan. Greatest pasta cookbook ever.
jeez pedro that's dumb
Why do all the average goalies play so well against us?
a scoring chance. finally. only 17 minutes in
frankly we're lucky to only be down 1-0
Hawks goal was lucky but they dominated us for the whole period. God, this team sucks at scoring goals.
Pens down 3-1 to Columbus in the 3rd. Maybe Sidney Crosby decided to be Andrei Kostitsyn for Halloween.
LG & GG,
Woo hoo, the power of three! Just caught the end of that first period, do we look as bad as it sounds? I'm taking one for the team tonight, sitting outside listening to the game on my laptop, getting eaten alive by mosquitos.
Actually, I don't think that we're playing that badly. Shite luck again - the goal went off the urologist's skate.
We did squander our powerplays quite well, though. We're good at that. sigh.
@Moey
Mosquitoes? In October? And why do you have to go outside? MrMoey fall asleep on the remote again?
@Moey: I'm pretty sure there's some spray you could put on to stop from getting eaten alive by mosquitos.
"so LGs the cook and I'm the pornographer, huh?"
Do the men do anything around here?
Why o why was Bergeron on the PK? When your claim to fame is a hard shot and being a defensive liability... Coach Fail.
GG,
We're on vacation in the tropics, Mr. Moey is snoozing inside on the sofa while I sit outside with my feet wrapped in a towel listening to CJAD...I swear my feet are on fire..the sacrifices I make for the Habs. They better win this. Fucktards.
@Sonia - do the men ever do anything except for eat and jack off?
(I keed, I keed... sorta)
MOTHERFUCKER - another penalty??
@lg77, um, erm.
@KC,
Feet are sprayed, but they love me. What can I say.
@LG77: We also drink alcohol.
Cari the Fat Whale looks good tonight.
4 GG11's photoCHopping scrapbook
@kc, maybe TFS™ ate and jacked-off today.
I'm streaming RDS from the UK - Fuck me if I've never heard the sound of the sticks and ice and louder - then again - it could be the meth...
Go Habs Go!
You know, I'm beginning to see why the urologist was still unsigned. He often takes stoopid shots.
Fucking Cristo-wall.
we suck
Fuckitty fuck fuck. 2-0
FUCK.
I don't think we deserve to be down two. God, I hate their fucking goal song.
@29 - we suck on the road.
btw sorry i was away for a while. i was busy eating and masturbating
Actually, 29, we suck collectively on the road.
Hall Gill, OTOH, sucks all the time.
29 - heh. In your case, I would add "doing hits of meth" to your list. But that's just a sign of what kind of a complex & layered man you are!
Okay, and now RDS has corrected me.
We suck on the road.
Hall Gill sucks all of the time.
And we suck hardest in the second period.
Okay, I can't see this but WTF is wrong with the D?
@Moey - everything
Our D sucks.
Mosquitoes have left, gone to sleep it off. Must be male.
@HF29, thnx for the tip ... and yes, my manly FHFguy break was fulfilling and delicious.
I didn't realize the Blackhawks logo was a bullseye, because the Habs shots are all hitting Huet in the chest.
And what's up with Kostitsyn? How many times can he get into the offensive zone, and overskate the puck, thereby losing it in the process, with no one on him?
w00t! hope!
Finally!
THANK YOU SQUID!
@Moey
At least tomorrow you'll get up to the sun.
@LG
You forgot complain. Men love to complain. Just took time during the second - while the habs also took time to have a break - to beat the 5 of them... ok 4. I never beat children under 4.
Just don't give up the third goal before the end of the 2nd period.
Fucking Urologist.
@ FHF's spectacular gals, methinks y'all eat, complain and ...
GIDDYUP!!!
MOEmaN!
That sound I hear is Huet's confidence crumbling!
Moen!
you suck Christo
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! AWESOME!! GO MOEN GO!!!
Since when do we score in the 2nd period??
Time for Houde to go eat.
Time for some anti-CHamber to complain.
Time for Brunet to jack-off.
Travis Touchdown delivers. I asked for him to score one of his backbreaking dirty goals and he did!
gimme a break
Fucking bullshit penalty.
CFW: One man PK machine.
nice kill. ride some momentum boys!
@Moe
The women do it all EXCEPT for complain.
Just as a complete aside, DrGG is doing some biblical reading with the upcoming bar mitzvah boy and the following passage came up:
For the LORD had fast closed up all the wombs of the house of Abimelech...
So basically god punished Abimelech by closing up all of the orifice in his home. Actually all of the orifice in his body and the body of everyone in his house That's an awesome punishment. A little duct tape and some crazy glue and anything's possible.
JESUS CHRIST
Just put Mr. Moey to bed...this rum licquor ain't so bad, and oh yeah, we're tied. I'm getting a wee bit drunk.
I'll take that make-up penalty thx
TFS wants to win this game more than anyone
and FUCK
/ my fault, jinxed it
RUN THAT FUCKING KANE OVER WITH A TAXI!!!
fuck.
fuck fuck fuck
Dammit.
But I'm happy we fought back...
CHoulda bagged a point.
Bring on da fucking leaf and that fucking Dou$harek.
Too many shots given up but I feel that we were better than Chicago from about the mid point of the second. They did much better tonight versus Chicago than they did versus the other good teams we've played so far, such as Vancouver or Pittsburgh.
Bastards. Those skeeter bites weren't worth it.
Seems like Price hasn't won since last December. That fucking All Star ballot box stuffing embarrassment was the turning point. Just look at where we were then. Won the conference, carbo nominated, won the all star nod fair and square and then poof. Landslide after that All Star (look at us we're 100 and raking in the cash on mega crap) break.
@GG11: I also hate the centennial.
Carey'll be fine. At least he looks good out there.
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