Thursday, October 08, 2009

I'm not doing IT, 29's not doing it, 10's not doing it and neither is Panger: Vancouver 1 Billion - Habs 1

It takes about 2 and a half hours to watch a game.

I work for a living. I get paid by the hour. It takes about an hour to write something decent. Maybe less if I'm feeling inspired. Sometimes more.

So in light of yesterday's performance here's your review.

The Habs sucked

31 comments:

ezzeloharr said...

Multicoloured balls? That sounds racial to me.

Lukestar said...

there can be no torture worse on earth than living in vancouver as a Habs fan after a game like that. fuck my life.

bea.habs.fan said...

it was painful to watch; it's painful to think about.
can't blame you guys.
Let's move on and completely forget about this.

this year the guys will bebounce back (positive thought helmet is on)

moeom said...

Price...that game was suppose to be easy for you and the lads just didn't show up. Shame on them. Shame on their size. Vancouver just walked through the defense like knife through butter.

Painful.

Dont know if i want watch the highlights again for the nice goals, or not so i dont see the defense get bamboozeled (spl?) by the Nuck's.

Van Hab said...

@ Lukestar:

It's not that bad... I mean we're dealing with people whose favorite Canucks memory is NOT winning the Cup. It's like listening to someone boast about getting a handjob.

HabsFan29 said...

off-topic, but Leafs saviour goalie Gustav the Great was just placed on Injury Reserve with a gr-grooiin injury

moeman said...

@ Van Hab, not dat wuz funny!

Noda said...

Don't Panic?

Boob Gainey said...

Players still haven't learned Jacques's system.

Robbie said...

Boob do you honestly believe JM has a system? Or more importantly a system that works in todays NHL, no wait or even the players to perform in that system, looking at last nights performance (and in TO and BUF) i would have to say no to all of the above. Moeon said it best about the defence and i`m not sure any system is going to help them.

``Dollar Sign`` (who by the way i am no fan of) did his best and i think its a truly poor indication of whats to come. I mean with last years `Carbo` fiasco in Vancouver and now this, poor fucker to have to be beat like that infront of his parents and family i felt bad for the guy which is a real stretch for me. This game was a bad omen. The team should be 1-3 and 2-2 gets them more credit then they currently deserve.

Its going to be a long year.

Capper said...

Ovie on pace for 136 g & 109 a!!!

http://tsn.ca/nhl/teams/players/bio/?id=4729

Yes baby!

Lukestar said...

@Van Hab: actually more like braggng about ALMOST getting a hand job. from a fat chick. and having to go down on her to get that close.

fucking yaletown yahoos....you'd think 37 (38?) years of failure would be enough to humble a fan base...

GoldenGirl11 said...

@LG
You inspired me for dinner... so I picked up Deli Boys. The Liebowitzs say "hello" and that their diverticulitis is acting up a little not that you care.

lawyergirl77 said...

GG11 - LOL!!! (Thanks for the laugh during a truly shitty day)

I'll be eating dinner at my desk, so I'll live vicariously through you - what did ya pick up??

Topic? I hear JM bag skated the guys today at practice, including the goalies. heh.

I still think that it's too early to start proclaiming "same old shit" blah blah blah negativecakes. 4 games is not a season. One game of such shite effort (based on what I've heard - didn't see the second and third) is inexcusable, but it happens. If this is still what they look like at 20 games, then I'll start ripping them new ones.

HabsFan29 said...

oh i could use some Deli Boys karnatzel. and verenikas. they make a nice chopped liver too.

GoldenGirl11 said...

LG-
I am actually cooking. Deli is ok on Sundays and when DrGG is on call. Apparently when I signed up for this gig the contract said (in little teeny weeny writing) that I had to care for the children, cook nutritionally balanced meals at least 5 nights a week, give up 99% of myself in order to make everyone else happy, blab blah blah. Coulda used a lawyer back then.

Ruote di Carro con peperonata (or pasta with pepper and onion sauce). I throw in some grilled chicken to fulfill the protein requirements of a family of hockey players and a big bottle of red wine to fulfill the mind numbing requirements of a mother of 5 (I include DrGG as the fifth and most challenging).

GoldenGirl11 said...

29-
Mrs. Liebowitz wasn't too impressed with you either, sonny. Toe Blake makes the blog but not her? Amazing that Mrs. Liebowitz. She's so up to date on blog names like HF29 and LG77.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Funny enough...
This one looks like he just lost 7-1.

The Real Deal

GoldenGirl11 said...

29-
page 46. The late Bubby GG11's verenekes. BEST EVER! (written by Mom and designed by pre gutter days me)
You Made My Day: Four Generations of Kosher Cooking

fiik said...

kakkin at joos when da boys cone back to Montreal wit a 3-2 record yer. fanks lebinsons.

blaz said...

that ikea tag is the truest statement i've ever read.

Number31 said...

I used to bury myself in that ball room. Parents couldn't get me out of there.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Bag skate today. Last year they didn't have one of those until they got to Florida. They're way ahead of schedule. If they go bowling tomorrow I quit.

kevincrumbs said...

In the makes-you-feel-slightly-better-department, the Bruins just lost 6-1 to the Ducks. At home. Oh, and they actually have expectations this year, unlike us.

Ben Dugas said...

So apparently Price punched a hole in the wall when he went back into the dressing room after getting pulled.
Am I the only one who kind of admires gestures like that and the arm raising from last years playoffs. I kind of wish Price would own up to and be more proud of that sort of thing. For example:
Reporter: So I hear you punched a hole in the wall.
Price: Damn right, we sucked tonight, I sucked tonight, I was pissed, I am pissed, you wanna be next tough guy?
And so on...

SLUT said...

I WANT TO FUCK THE LEAD NAZI IN INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS OMG I'M A SLUT.

kevincrumbs said...

@Ben: Good for Carey. I agree with you that it's good to have players who actually care, although I'm happier that he didn't break his hand.

gillis said...

It took me a little bit longer then it should have for me to realize why there was a picture of a balls in the post. Man, I'm slower then Hal Gill

chris nilan said...

i was at the gane last night.

poor carey.

i don't know what else you'd expect if your d just lets guys come in all alone at will.

nucks fans are horrible. habs fans were cheering louder than them to start the game, so when we get spanked... they all act like they won they cup.

and the drunk girls they show on the big screen are blech.

35 years a habs fan... only seen them live twice,(in van this year and last) guess i have to fly to la belle province to see them win in person?

hot damn it was hard to watch.

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

@lukestar.

i was in toronto two years ago when they won the last game of the season, keeping us out of the playoffs. i walked home in my habs jersey...

Lukestar said...

you poor bastard.