Waiting in line details - 7 PM start, ScotiaBank Place. On CBC, as part of the big HDIC. I guess I am supposed to like HDIC because I am Canadian and a hockey fan, but fuck it just seems like a CBC ratings grab to me. Four days ago Habs were on the way up and Sens were tumbling. One loss to Toronto and win over Florida respectively later and it's a whole other story. Sens have won three of four against the Habs this year, and five straight in Kanata.
Pay your cover charge to - the only Sens blogs that matter (and totally not just because they hang out here), Five for Smiting and Scarlett Ice.
Hot sexy Habs to watch - Kovy, Turtleplek, Big Tits. Just keep saying their names over and over. They're our only hope right now.
Hot Sexy Sens to watch - Heater & The Captain. They weren't in the lineup Tuesday, they are now. Heater had two goals in his return against the Panthers. Look for Alfie to one-up him with a hat trick.
Skanky Habs to watch - uh, everyone else. Who knows what lines 2-4 will be tonight. Possible Milk Carton Mike sighting? And Hamr is still eating chicken soup trying to recover from the flu.
Skanky Sens to watch - Senators Lost Cojones will tell you Redden sucked Tuesday and is trade bait. We're hard-pressed to disagree. And the Sens goalie situation always bears watching.
In the VIP room - refer to my rant before the Tuesday Sens game. Elite team or middle of the pack? This team needs to decide.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - once you''re in your car driving out of Kanata anyway, cross over to Gatineau and head to Pigale. Quality establishment.
Let's hear all your HDIC stories of cleavage in the comments.
Pay your cover charge to - the only Sens blogs that matter (and totally not just because they hang out here), Five for Smiting and Scarlett Ice.
Hot sexy Habs to watch - Kovy, Turtleplek, Big Tits. Just keep saying their names over and over. They're our only hope right now.
Hot Sexy Sens to watch - Heater & The Captain. They weren't in the lineup Tuesday, they are now. Heater had two goals in his return against the Panthers. Look for Alfie to one-up him with a hat trick.
Skanky Habs to watch - uh, everyone else. Who knows what lines 2-4 will be tonight. Possible Milk Carton Mike sighting? And Hamr is still eating chicken soup trying to recover from the flu.
Skanky Sens to watch - Senators Lost Cojones will tell you Redden sucked Tuesday and is trade bait. We're hard-pressed to disagree. And the Sens goalie situation always bears watching.
In the VIP room - refer to my rant before the Tuesday Sens game. Elite team or middle of the pack? This team needs to decide.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - once you''re in your car driving out of Kanata anyway, cross over to Gatineau and head to Pigale. Quality establishment.
Let's hear all your HDIC stories of cleavage in the comments.
51 comments:
Big Tits! (and Little Tits)
I just like typing that for some reason
Gratuitous Tourist Tip: While at Pigale, I would highly recommend sitting in the pig pit (a.k.a.: pervert's row) at the smaller, second stage by the bathrooms. Not only is it of a more intimate atmosphere, it has the added advantage of keeping one out of the cross fire when the 18 year old gang-banger wannabes sitting at the main stage inevitably piss of the bouncers. The more you know...
See ya'll at 7:00!
i would also recommend Bare Fax right in the market lol... ah Pigale's. never went there when i lived in ottawa. stupid life regrets.
Carbo finally went back to what looks like is best line up … up front that is.
Captain Hook will be reunited with Higgins and milk carton kid.
The teenager’s line is back together, Little Tits, Guimauve and Lapierre.
And the senior citizen’s line is also back together, Slowinski, Begin and Tartopoulos.
Do we really deserve this, Breezer in the line up for a 4th game in a row?
Should be a good game ... Habs will surprise Sen's.
Captain Hook, I like that.
i predict two goals from the 1B line tonight. whether or not they wind up in the opposition's net we'll have to wait and see.
GO HABS GO!!!
3-2(OT) Laffs in Game #1. I do believe Bob Cole just experienced CBC's first on-air orgasm by a septuagenarian Newfie.
T-Minus 87 minutes. Did I mention The Captain is back?? Buckle up!
@SLC - that's quality info. always good to know how to avoid crossfire
i am seriously nervous. my alcohol levels may reach dangerous levels. please dial 9-1 on your phones, and be ready so when the signal is given, dial the other 1.
SLC im upping my Alfie prediction to 4G. god help us all.
alright game hasnt started and im drunk already. lets go boys!
if the Leafs can beat the Wings anything is possible, right??? fuck, who am i kidding...
Helloooooo...NEWman.
Grapes "Thought" Of The Night: What the fuck am I doing in Winkler, Manitoba?!?!
Hellooooo...Jerry
they're booing Breezer in Ottawa! awesome.
Breezer taking the ceremonial face-off. The gods really aren't doing you any favours, are they 29?
uh, no. seriously, you can kill me now
Dean Brown and Gary Galley. there's a qualiy broadcast team.
is this game over yet?
ahem...*cough*...WHEEE!
not even 3 minutes and it's a disaster
alright goodnight everyone!
Helloooo...TFS(TM)
Did the Canadiens leave all their defensive talent back in Montreal?
Wow, what a horrid start.
(Actually, I'm kind of glad Toronto won. The Wings have a ton of points and got another one, played better than their collapse against the Kings, and the more points the Leafs get the more likely they will delude themselves into thinking they have a shot at the playoffs and have a really bad draft pick.)
well we won the shots total for the period. if that means anything. no, i guess it doesnt
29! Thank God. I was getting worried.
A bone to Habs fans everywhere: The way we were playing "defence" in that period means this game is FAR from over.
mercy, mercy
Not sure if anyone is still here, but we've now reached the "keep your head up" portion of this evening's program...
...If this were any other team than the Habs. But we're classier than that, not really the kind of team to go out headhunting when losing badly.... Then again this is the FIRST TIME this season we're playing so awful.
Nothing personal FT, but it's the natural, nay, coach encouraged reaction for a team down this much with half a game to go. It's not a question of class. Classless would be gooning it up with under five to go in the third. At this point, all they're looking for is a spark.
...or, we could just shoot ourselves in the head...Thanks Chris.
What the FUCK Chris you fucking pansy! And what the hell are the announcers on RDS going on about? "He should drop the gloves" You can't really drop the gloves when your face is in the ice now can you?
Seriously, WTF?
Lost Cojones, i agree with you that's what the other 29 teams in the NHL do, but for some reason we don't. Don't ask me why though, at this point i'd do just about anything short of taking off my skate and cutting them up like a freaking mexican on cocaine.... w00t! Goal!
Carey Price will get 40 assists some day, i swear!
thank god, we wont be TOTALLY embarassed
Yeah, atleast we're not like T-Dot...
What the hell is "T-Dot" anyway?? Did they try to say "T.O." and get lost halfway through?
Well you aren't any better Mr. O-Town...
For the record, the preferred epithet is "Enormous Sucking Blackhole Of Taxpayer Money", thank you very much.
k an early goal for either team. give some hope or put me out of my misery.
Um...anytime you want me to hit that second "1" there 29, just let me know.
Okay, so we might be a one-line pony, but so are the Sens. They couldn't play for shit without their top line. They just have THE #1 line of the league... Bunch of O-towners
SLC we're beyond 911. call the morgue
FT: I'll ask if they can inscribe one-line pony on the Cup, but that may take up too much room.
Well that's what they are. They might be the best out there but when you just can't win games without your captain, well, you can't win games without your captain. And you can't really use injured players as an excuse for why you lose because you have a ton of other teams that keep winning despite missing their best players. Pittsburgh anyone? But as good as the Sens are, they totally aren't winning the cup this year.
FT they have a much better chance than we do at this point
ANOTHER post. goddamn
FT: Why do you insist on tugging on Superman's cape?
well the time seems to be going quickly. thank goodness for small miracles
Not sure if that was Big or Little Tits, but I'd say both of them now know better than to try that again.
the lone bright spot in this shit fest is sergei's...excuse me... litte tits' aggressiveness. feisty little guy. dropped the gloves twice recently
little tits has been rocking lately.
ok, we know who the elite team is in the East.
Yup, and that's Toronto. They just beat the Wings.
A satisfying win against a scary team, but we're not out of the woods yet. That said, I'll take the points, thank you.
Good night all, but first, a little note to Flying Toaster (still one of the best handles ever, BTW):
You scoff at us as a one line team, and, for now, you're right. We are, no doubt at all. But if you'll permit me a bit of hubris, we are an entirely different animal come playoff time. Ask the Pens. We lost 3 of 4 games against the Kiddie Korps last year. And punched them in the mouth en route to feeding them their lunch come April. Three superstars and nineteen 3rd line bangers ain't a bad thing to have when the ice gets small and the balls get even smaller. Ask FHF about '93. They'll agree with me.
'Night all! See you on the 13th of March!
By the way SLC, i'm from Gatineau, so you know, i hate Ottawa just as much, if not moreso than Toronto, so don't take it too personal ;)
Oh and thanks for the compliment on my handle :D
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