Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Habs' Season Turning Into a Big Fat Ass (I don't know what that means either) - Panthers Game Preview and Open Thread

If Sir Mix-a-Lot is reading FHF, this photo's for you buddy

There may be some of you who insist on watching the game tonight and need somewhere to talk about it. Here's some quick bullet points, if you insist:
  • 7:30 PM, BankAtlantic Center;
  • Habs suck;
  • Panthers are doing OK lately, 4-2 in February and only a couple of wins out of 8th in the East;
  • This is Florida's first game since the Richard Zednik incident. Zed's doing well;
  • Money quote from Higgins: "When we play the right way, we're going to win. We just haven't been skating the last three games, and it shows." You got that right, pal. Though I can think of about a hundred other things you also haven't being doing in the last three games;
  • Fuck Olli Jokinen would look good in a Habs uni.
That's all I've got the stomach for. I'll join you in the comments tonight when I'm good and drunk. That should be by game time, not to worry.

59 comments:

Habsfan10 said...

Good luck finding constant big-ass stripper photos if this starts a winning streak.

Sonia said...

Ouchie! That wedgie looks painful....

HabsFan29 said...

I feel duty bound to report what I have heard about the line up. Kosto back in. Hamr and Bégin still out. Carey Price gets the start.

My liver is listed as questionable

Loser Domi said...

Questionable already? wow. When did you start, like 4?

HabsFan29 said...

my liver is always listed as questionable

by game time, i expect it to be downgraded to doubtful

HabsFan29 said...

alright let's get this over with.

anyone out there a sadist like me? i got a feeling this thread is gonna be quiet...

Sonia said...

I think you meant masochist. Yes, present.

HabsFan29 said...

you are absolutely correct Sonia, the masochists are in the house

HabsFan29 said...

good internet tip - if you want to learn about sadism and masochism, dont type it into Google, unless you are prepared. i wasnt

HabsFan29 said...

well it was only a matter of time. we've been running around like a chicken without a head

HabsFan33 said...

I'm depressed. Someone hold me.

HabsFan29 said...

well we played 2 good minutes at the end there. thats something

Sonia said...

Couple of nice flurries at the end, but otherwise the 1st period was brought to you by Jacques Martzzzzzzzz

HabsFan29 said...

33, have alcohol hold you.

matt - fear the collapse said...

Booooooooo

Loser Domi said...

@33: there, there. There, there *shoulder pats*

HabsFan33 said...

OK, 29. You choose. I have Rum, Pimms (yum) Tia Maria, Tequilla or Tropicana. What to do? What's in your glass tonight?

HabsFan33 said...

Thanks LD, that was a nice solid. *burp*

matt - fear the collapse said...

I am going with Alpenbitter...

HabsFan33 said...

"A time proven European formula, helps to cleanse and detoxify while improving digestion and promoting regularity. Originally produced to soothe and relax the digestive system after meals and is generally referred to as a digestive. 40% alcohol by vol.
Tasting Notes:
This blend of alpine grown herbs and botanicals creates a bitter-sweet liquor with great depth and complexity. Top note flavor is that of "bitter orange".
Can be consumed straight, or mixed over ice with cola, ginger-ale, soda or fruit juices."

WTF?

Loser Domi said...

"Rum, Pimms (yum) Tia Maria, Tequilla or Tropicana." Hmm...I'd go with teh rum and Tropicana (I'm assuming that's orange juice) You gotta get vitamins, it is cold and flu season, after all.

HabsFan29 said...

"Rum, Pimms (yum) Tia Maria, Tequilla or Tropicana"

put them ALL in a glass over ice 33. that might dull the pain of the Habs these days

matt - fear the collapse said...

So who is for waiving Smolinksi, demoting Lapierre to the 4th and bringing in a third line centre?

HabsFan33 said...

You think Grey Goose would be selling off the shelves if they put "Omega 3" on the label?

HabsFan33 said...

Now you're talking FTC.

HabsFan33 said...

Good job 29. I'm on it. I'm also gonna Van Gogh my eyes and ears if this becomes too much to bear.

matt - fear the collapse said...

HF33, it is what I had in the fridge. A buddie's great idea........
Gotta have something, these are troubling times.

WufPirate said...

Good luck finding constant big-ass stripper photos if this starts a winning streak.

Jennifer Love Hewitt and the ladies from the Dove ads wanted me to tell you they enjoy the more "natural" looking women on FHF.

HabsFan29 said...

FTC i LIKE the waiving of Slowinski move.

33 alcohol that relaxes the digestive system?? sounds like a miracle to me

HabsFan29 said...

cheerleaders! hey-yo!

matt - fear the collapse said...

Martin is sporting a nice tan.

HabsFan29 said...

this game, er, this team is going nowhere fast

matt that tan is scary. when i first saw it (pre-game interview, close up, AAHHHH) i thought there was something wrong with my tv

HabsFan29 said...

LAME effort on that breakaway saku

and ANOTHER over the glass penalty. it's one stat im sure we lead the league in

matt - fear the collapse said...

For Fuck sakes.........a breakway miss and then a god damned shooting the puck over the glass penalty. I think we have got one of those in each of the last 3 games.....
When was the last time Koivu scored a goal??

Bryan said...

fuck me upside down.. i thought the game was tomorrow night !

fack i've missed 2 periods.. i was trying to decide whether or not to go to they gym since im so goddamn tired from staying an hour and a half late at work.. now i guess i have my answer.

hey, if we lose 4 straight we'll be like the red wings of late.. that can't be so bad, right? right?

HabsFan29 said...

Bryan until about 1 PM today i thought it was tomorrow too. notice i had TMS this morning and not the Game Day Skate

on that note, you haven't missed a fucking thing

Red Wings, nice!

matt - fear the collapse said...

Not the Ryder has been great or anything, but he must be thinking, "I am up here every other game and Smolinski hasn't sat once?"

HabsFan29 said...

how many PP's can we not score on?

HabsFan29 said...

hahaha. the Habs fans in Florida are booing

Sonia said...

WTF?!?! Since when do you get a penalty for a bad faceoff?

HabsFan33 said...

I wish for an enema using nothing but a rusted forcep and a cactus.

HabsFan33 said...

Anything is better than this crap.

HabsFan33 said...

I don't believe it. F-L-U-K-E-

HabsFan29 said...

i'll take it

HabsFan33 said...

Time is just about right for a moronic and untimely Koivu penalty. Coming soon to a theater near you.

HabsFan33 said...

So it's a good bet that Price will face the Flyers on Saturday?

HabsFan33 said...

Call me a fucking prophet!!!

HabsFan29 said...

33 id say you were psychic but that was an easy guess

HabsFan29 said...

point for Price

HabsFan29 said...

a W is a W

HabsFan33 said...

Kovy, you stud you. Make me your man-wife.

Sonia said...

That took a lot of beer, but it was worth it...

Bryan said...

i love the man with the beautiful hair

thanks go out to mick mcgeough for giving us that win

msevigny said...

Based on my view of the game, the slump is over and the Habs are awesome again. Of course my experience with the game was that I forgot the Habs played today until a couple minutes ago when someone online told me "at least they got a point this time", at which point I turned on the online CJAD feed in time to hear the overtime goal. Success! I should not know about these games more often.

HabsFan29 said...

k so msevigny not watching and strippers with huge asses for every game?

matt - fear the collapse said...

Thank God.
Haha, I just read HF33's call about Koivu's penalty, nice one!

It was ugly, but hey, remember when these same Panthers stole a game from us earlier in the year? In that game the shots were like 40-20 Habs.

However, still lots to be concerned about. Mainly the goal scoring, and suspect D. I think I had about 3 heart attacks in the last minute of regulation. How many times can the boys fumble it in their own end??

HabsFan33 said...

Oh God no HF29. We'll soon be known a Four Ass Fans. The FAF. Nice ring to it though....

habslove said...

So basically I fell asleep in the second period and woke just in time to see Kovy score.

matt - fear the collapse said...

I thought that 30th win would never come.....