The Queen of the SkanksSkanky background to the game - 7 PM start, historic St. Pete Times Forum. On the teevee, TSN / RDS HD double double. Habs have lost 3 of their last 4. Lightning are last in the Southleast division, a.k.a. a couple of wins out of first. Habs have won 2 of 3 from the Bolts this season.
The game is of course shrouded in the skankiness of a felony charge to Ryan O'Byrne. How will this affect the game? Will the troops rally behind the kid? Will Rhino and Greek Lightning play? Frankly, I have no fucking clue. Discuss amongst yourselves.
Non-skanky followers of our skanky opponents - Bolts Blog. Just a good, solid, news and info blog. We should have more like that.
Skanky Habs - all of 'em! Man that Sens game sucked. HueT lets in three goals on four shots. The forwards couldn't beat Ray Emery (though give him credit, he played well, even notorious Emery-basher SLC admits that). The D were, uh, not good.
Skanky Lightning - everyone but Vinny Lecavalier, 4th in league scoring. St. Louis and Prospal ain't bad either. And Johan Holmqvist is an excellent 6-1-1, 2.40 GAA in his last 9 starts. Well, I guess they aren't so skanky after all.
Skanky fun fact that may interest only me - Little Tits has the second highest shooting % in the league. Number 1? Mickey Fucking Ribs.
Skankiest strip club in Tampa - YBor Secrets. When the photos section of the website is "coming soon," you know the skank factor is high.
VERY IMPORTANT SKANK UPDATE @ 4:30 PM (THAT'S WHY IT'S IN BOLD AND ALL CAPS) - CJAD reports that the woman in Florida has withdrawn her complaint against Rhino. Prosecutors could still go forward, but that's doubtful. Kosto still faces his charge though, you can bet the police are not withdrawing that one.
Let's hear your skanky thoughts in the comments.
The game is of course shrouded in the skankiness of a felony charge to Ryan O'Byrne. How will this affect the game? Will the troops rally behind the kid? Will Rhino and Greek Lightning play? Frankly, I have no fucking clue. Discuss amongst yourselves.
Non-skanky followers of our skanky opponents - Bolts Blog. Just a good, solid, news and info blog. We should have more like that.
Skanky Habs - all of 'em! Man that Sens game sucked. HueT lets in three goals on four shots. The forwards couldn't beat Ray Emery (though give him credit, he played well, even notorious Emery-basher SLC admits that). The D were, uh, not good.
Skanky Lightning - everyone but Vinny Lecavalier, 4th in league scoring. St. Louis and Prospal ain't bad either. And Johan Holmqvist is an excellent 6-1-1, 2.40 GAA in his last 9 starts. Well, I guess they aren't so skanky after all.
Skanky fun fact that may interest only me - Little Tits has the second highest shooting % in the league. Number 1? Mickey Fucking Ribs.
Skankiest strip club in Tampa - YBor Secrets. When the photos section of the website is "coming soon," you know the skank factor is high.
VERY IMPORTANT SKANK UPDATE @ 4:30 PM (THAT'S WHY IT'S IN BOLD AND ALL CAPS) - CJAD reports that the woman in Florida has withdrawn her complaint against Rhino. Prosecutors could still go forward, but that's doubtful. Kosto still faces his charge though, you can bet the police are not withdrawing that one.
Let's hear your skanky thoughts in the comments.
33 comments:
Let's hear it for Tits! (no real reason, I just wanted to type that)
Tits! Wooo! It IS fun...
Line-up notes according to Pat Hickey:
Out - Bégin, Hamr, Greek Lightning
In - Rhino, Breezer
HueT starts
It would be awesome if Rhino scored a goal or something and a bunch of people at the game threw purses at him...
The Ybor website just game me the clap.
I love skank.
@brick tamlyn: I love not being a skank. I've heard that Clap is quite the damper on a Saturday night
As long as brick doesn't invite anyone to his pants party, it's all good.
Personally, I think there's a time and place for skank.
Interesting to see how Carbo fucks with the lines if both Greek Lightning and Begin are out.
I think Brick and I would get along well at the strip clubs. To Laval!
oh and Broton yours was a quality line. clap, heh
an update not worth the bold and all caps treatment but interesting nonetheless: (ESPN)
"Edmonton Oilers defenseman Sheldon Souray will miss the rest of the season with a left shoulder injury."
alright drink in one hand, clutching my purse with the other. let's play some puck!
@29, yeah, keep an eye on that, will ya? Maybe the guys were distracted by all that poolside snatch down in F-L-A
Slap Shot joke. Excellent LD!
I hope the rookies brought their fucking toys with them
Higgins! Thank god.
What a pass from Markov
anyone count the number of over the glass penalties we've had in the last couple of weeks?? yeesh
woohoo! quick strike on the PP.
nice play Streit!
half the crowd is habs fans
bryan Habs are big in Fla, especially inwinter
explain how the same play can be a trip AND a dive??? What. The. Fuck.
FUCK. HueTTT cant make a save. last minute of the period. grrr
"I hope the rookies brought their fucking toys with them"
They're too dumb to play with themselves!
hehehe
this PP, this game is going nowhere fast
Habs have 10 shots in almost half the game. hmmm
13 minutes left i feel like we're playing for OT
I'm happy you're all missing this
Well the collapse has started. A little later this year, but the inherent inability to score has crept up on them.
Of course the Kovy line was hot for awhile. But if they don't score three goals a game this team has no chance. The Koivu line looks like they pose absolutely no offense threat whatsoever, not to mention the other two lines.
This one stings..........
Wow, this team looks terrible tonight.
matt-ftc i was just thinking of you! here you are! i fear the collapse is upon us
Yes, hf29. Even I was almost convinced we had a good team. Alas.....
they almost had me fooled matt
ok im going to scrub my toilets or something. more entertaining than that game
I just wanted to say that I didnt think anyone in the NHL could beat the Staal's mugshot. The "gosh darn, Paw's gonna whip us till we're raw" look on their faces was classic. That said,Kosto and O'Byrne win. Hands down. Kosto looks like he is either about to cry/or body check the officer. O'Byrne just looks confused as to how the night ended with police, instead of a hooker.
Jesus. I miss half the game shoveling snow and that bullshit is what I see? Fuck.
Anyone want to wager on whether or not there's a fucking curfew tonight?
Fucking joke. Half the team out at 3 fucking AM the night before a game? Carbo should skate them into the ground tomorrow for that performance.
The play where Prospal (I think) was digging for the puck at the side of the net and two Canadiens were trying to freeze it ... did anyone else yell "FUCKING HIT HIM!" at their tv? Just me? Oh. This team desperately needs Begin and Greek Lightning out there every night, because besides Little Tits and Doom, they're the only ones who'll fucking hit someone in the mouth.
It'll be interesting to see how they come out tomorrow night.
Hopefully Gainey does something. I mean I am terrified of the collapse we are witnessing and will likely lose sleep over it.
I can't imagine how Gainey is feeling. But it is hard to tell because he has the poker face of a mummy.
Thanks for the Blog love! Looks like you guys may be getting a Hossa infusion soon. Atlanta's Waddell was in the building last night. Yes Hossa, not Vinny...don't even think about it!
RJ our dreams of Vinny are long dead. not to worry.
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