Saturday, March 07, 2009

Always look on the bright side of life - Thrashers 2, Habs oh well

Carey Price was outstanding last night. He came up with the key saves when he had to. He gave the team every chance to win the game for three periods. He had no chance on the one goal he let in. He stood up in the face of a constant bombardment of PK's. He moved well, he was confident, and he was steady. Except for maybe giving up a couple of juicy rebounds, he looked exactly like the franchise saviour he's supposed to be.

As for the rest of those fucktards who lost to a bottom-feeding team, well, mom told me if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all.

I'm listening to mom today. But you can better fucking believe that at this rate, a rant of epic proportions is coming down the pipe.


Scott in Montreal said...

word verif: zophs

z is for the sleep that characterized the Habs' intensity

o is for all the o-zone penalties

p is for the puck they can't handle

h is for the sport of hockey (the one the Habs once knew how to play)

s is for sad - as in the effort

Limerick Dude said...

Did big tits play last night?

Anyway, I'm trying to stay positive, so a big + to TFS. And also a + to Rhino. I missed the 2nd period - guess I even missed him fighting?
Umm, other positives???

“I’m concerned,” Carbonneau said. “But if the season ended today, we’re in the playoffs.”

Guess what fucktard. They don't.

It's hard to stay positive.

word: untee

The habs plan to untee their golfballs on April 15th.

Limerick Dude said...

edit: Guess what fucktard. It doesn't. (as in the season) as opposed to they don't, (meaning the playoffs starting)

South Shore Habs Fan said...

LD - did you catch the other comments Carbo made? Apparently, he was "happy with the 60-minute effort we put in" and "if we keep playing like this, good things will happen."

I... I don't think I can come up with a comment even remotely snarky enough for those gems. Thanks, Guy, you've broken my sarcasm.

lawyergirl77 said...
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lawyergirl77 said...

Fuck the fucking fuckers.

We've become the Ottawa Senators.

Nothing I can say is more heartbreaking than that.

Bob Gainey said...

These guys stopped playing as a team 2 months ago.

The might even finish below the Leafs.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

lg77 - Hopefully that means we'll be firing our coach soon.

Word verification: "cadbari", as in "stupide fat Cari eat too meeny cadbari egg before playhoffs, that why you Cari wale!"

Ah Jaro... I feel so sorry for both him and Carey. Each looking over his shoulder at the other, and neither of them gets any help from their team.

UKHab said...

Bill Clement made a Monty Python reference on the NHL Network feed for this game. What's with all the Python references?

I wish to complain about this hockey team what I was told not long ago was a genuine stanley cup contender.
Oh yes, the, uh, the Bleu Blanc Rouge...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Look, matey, I know a dead hockey team when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable team, the Bleu Blanc Rouge, idn'it, ay? Amazing dipsy doodling!
The dipsy doodling don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
'E's not restin'! 'E's passed on! This team is no more! It has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the the ice 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-HOCKEY TEAM!!

HabsFan29 said...

+1 UK Hab.