Thursday, March 12, 2009

We really need to beat these bottom teams - Isles Game Preview and Open Thread

One of the major problems (among many) that the Habs have had this year is playing down to the level of the competition. Losing to bottom-feeders like Atlanta, while playing better against the Caps or the Sharks or whoever. That's one thing Bob needs to fix - we've got to be able to put away these craptastic teams. Here's the chance - the Isles are absolutely the bottom of the league. Let's kick it with an old style stripperriffic preview to set this baby up.

Wating in line details - 7:30 PM start at the Phone Booth. Habs have actually won 6 of their last 8. Isles, for all their suckage, have been good lately, 4-1-1 over their last 6. The teams have split their 2 games so far this year, with the Isles winning in a shootout in Montreal thanks to the now legendary Rhino gaffe.

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Hot sexy Habs to watch - The Koivu-Tits-Tangy line (nickname please?) is looking good. Carbo's last act as coach may have been a good one. TFS' return to form has earned him another start.

Skanky Habs to watch - Pleks pointless in 3. Return of ZombiePleks!

Hot sexy Isles to watch - Some dude named Josh Bailey has 4 points in his last 3 games. Former first-rounder Kyle Okposo has goals in 3 straight games. Habs castoff Yann Danis is 4-2-0, 1.51, .952 in his last 6. Uh-oh. Quebec goalie playing in Montreal alert!

Skanky Isles to watch - with the 4-1-1 record, this space is pretty empty.

Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - RDS is reporting that Kovy has a virus and is a game time decision. If he doesn't play, Dagger will get his spot. Max pack is back in the lineup. Otherwise, there shouldn't be any changes from the Oilers game, meaning Breezer remains stuck on 999.

Post-game adult entertainment - enjoy this fine collection of sexy bottoms pics. Damn right it's NSFW.

Bottom's up!

56 comments:

Van Hab said...

I call them the Tangy Titsak line.

Sounds like the name of a personal injury lawyer who strips at divorce showers on weekends.

Justin Crowder said...

Koivu-Tanguay-Kostitsyn line...

"Cap'n Tits n' Tang"?

"TangTitsVu" (A TV Channel I would certainly subscribe to)?

Endless possibilities on naming that line, really...


Word Verif.= "slesquit",

as in "Hopefully there'slesquit on this team with Gainey behind the bench..."

davidspeller said...

"Tangy Sak-O Tits" Betcha can't eat just one! h/t George Carlin

fezworth said...

Koivu-Tangy-Tits...KTT.... KITT...

Some sort of Knight Rider reference?

Or maybe the Eartha line?

bob said...

the TIK TAK line...

Ian Vitro said...

I like Tangy Sak o'Tits. And Tangy TitSak.

Koitits is too close to coitus to be given a free pass... also true for "guay" and gay. How about the "gay coitus" line?

Geoffrey said...

How about the Ticket line...."The TKT" as in that's the Ticket (TKT).

South Shore Habs Fan said...

Captain GuayTits, reporting!

I really like Tangy Titsak, though. It rolls off the tongue in a really disturbing way.

(Just a thought - if Lang, Kovy, and Metropolit ever found themselves on a line together, would they be the 5-on-3 GangBang Artist?)

Anonymous said...

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Shutdown said...

Am I the only one who originally read "Rhino gaffe" as "Rhino giraffe"?

I've been hyped up on Nyquill for two days, maybe that has something to do with it.

Word Verif: Reerri. As is: Islanders' Korean player, Richard Park reerri wants a goal tonight.

Limerick Dude said...

I'm old so forgive my ignorance. I think I just figured out that NSFW means Not Suitable For Work! Is this correct? See I figured it out because just as I clicked the link, at that VERY MOMENT my boss practically runs into my office to discuss a job. There I am, discretely trying to X out while maintaining eye contact with my boss who is dangerously close to the peripheral view of my screen. I'm quite sure she'd not be amused. good for the ol' ticker!

How about the Sak ATAK line?

HabsFan29 said...

@LD - not Safe for work, but the general principle is pretty much the same, as you found out

Anonymous said...

Sorry for stating the obvious but..
Koivu - Tits - Tanguay line= tangy Finnish tits

Anonymous said...

Call out Turtlepleks more often, please. :)

Moey said...

Captain K is looking spry tonight.


word verif - diallyin

as in no more dilly diallyin, let's blow these little turds out of the rink.

Anonymous said...

terrible effort on d on that goal

HabsFan29 said...

just walked in. how's it look?

matt - fear the collapse said...

Someone needs to have some chalk talk with Doom. He basically tries to block every shot, while leaving his own guy wide open in front of the net.

kevincrumbs said...

Ugh. Good start to the game and now they're looking like shit again.

Less shitty than in the Carbo era but still...

kevincrumbs said...

Isles look good on the forecheck. Wish I could say the same of the Habs.

Moey said...

They've yet to have a full practice, I'm sure Donny boy is busily taking notes in the pressbox, hope he comes down again for the third. The D is still terrible and the passing ain't great either.

HabsFan29 said...

im really not liking what im seeing

again, playing down to the opposition

kevincrumbs said...

What the fuck is this team's fucking problem? Why do we always have shitty second periods? Way to give up a breakaway to Josh Bailey.

HabsFan29 said...

9-1 in shots??? ugh

kevincrumbs said...

Fans should stop booing Streit and boo some of the suckass players wearing red.

HabsFan29 said...

the fans are booing already. nice

kevincrumbs said...

Carey is saving our asses tonight. God, we are really fucking sucking right now.

HabsFan29 said...

seriously, i could have a wet dream of this team playing 60 minutes some day

Moey said...

Bob's got his work cut out for him.

HabsFan29 said...

Kosto trying something at least

kevincrumbs said...

I love Max but why did he just decide to ice the puck?

matt - fear the collapse said...

man, it sucks that i have to cheer for these guys wearing the habs jerseys...

Moey said...

They better come out killing dead things in the third.

boob gainey said...

Embarrassing.

scotty boobman said...

Boob's right. This lot are a disgrace.

Moey said...

It doesn't bear thinking about NJ on Saturday, oh wait, it's a good team they might put in an effort.

HabsFan29 said...

all you boobs are right (when are boobs ever wrong?). this team is a bunch of boobs

please god do something on this 5 on 3

kevincrumbs said...

Just get one goal here... no need to get both at the same time.

kevincrumbs said...

C'mon! Get in! Carbo must be smiling somewhere... it's Tom the Bomb!

HabsFan29 said...

blow a 5 on 3 just to get it on a rush. ok then

put Markov at forward already

HabsFan29 said...

bob's getting gas. does not look happy

kevincrumbs said...

Semitic saviour indeed!

boob gainey said...

Jesus saves!

copyranter said...

Koivu's getting his butt kicked on faceoffs this period.

HabsFan29 said...

wow, carey

boob gainey said...

We are being totally outclassed again.

HabsFan29 said...

@boob - by the FUCKING ISLANDERS

boob gainey said...

can we hang on?

kevincrumbs said...

Wow, I don't think we realised there was another zone for the last two minutes or so. I don't even think we deserved one point, but I'll take it.

Carey deserved better but then again, then team deserved better when Carey was sucking it up.

orangeman said...

Fuck this team.

HabsFan29 said...

we got one point more than we deserved methinks

boob gainey said...

That was terrible.

I think this has to be Koivu's last season. He's completely spent.

Higgins has to be finished in Montreal too.

On the other hand I'd love to see Schneider get a contract next year.

matt - watching the collapse said...

you may want to start re-doing the blueprint next year gainey...

fezworth said...

You know what the worst part is? We helped the Leafs one step closer to 1st overall pick. That's the part that really hurts.

Olivier said...

Well, we are fucked, yes?

Anyway; would suck to loose Higgins for nothing. I doubt he's gone. But he's a third liner now. Pax ate his lunch (about god damn time somebody did it, too).

Is it me or they all looked like Ryder looked last year? (I don't like the sound of the either)

Anonymous said...

If the Habs can't beat that fucking bottom, I'll fucking beat it. Beat it good. Fucking good.