Sunday, March 22, 2009

Fuck this fucking team

No seriously, fuck this fucking team (Mad Max excepted). If it wasn't for wanting to entertain you fine readers and commentors (like poor Kristin, who traveled many kilometers to cross the border to witness that crap), I wouldn't waste one minute of my time on this band of no-effort fucktards. I will write these three sentences to say fuck you team then go out and enjoy everything else life has to offer.

p.s. still 10 games left. Plenty of time to turn it around Boob.

27 comments:

Montréaliste1 said...

RDS have LittleTits coming back. Meh.

Montréaliste1 said...

BTW I just read the post about Losique's pole position show. I had read about it in la Presse a few weeks back and I thought to myself "what can she learn me about MTL strip clubs that I havent read about on FHF?" lol

AND, Picasso closed down. No more 8$ breakfest coming out of Amazones. Fucking economy.

les_glorieux said...

Right before this game, I turned to my gf and said: "I wish the rest of the team played like Max."

But you know what? Fuck 'em. Even Komi sucks. What the hell.

Tony the tiger said...

Right On!!! bunch of pussies... got my grocery bag ready... going from cup conender to trying to win the Tavares sweepstakes...the shame.

Moey said...

Picture this. We are officially out of the playoffs. We play Boston for our second to last game, Habs blow them out of the rink 8-0, they finally play a perfect game of hockey. Just to screw with our heads.

moeman said...

I got me 10 lucky Centennial loonies today and froze them in an icetray.

I'm gonna thaw one out (in my Campari) for every win.

Go Habs!

B B said...

Double f 'em... and Tuesday night I'll be in front of the TV believing that they will win. The comparisons to a heroin addiction are very eerie...

Bob, dive on the sword...

Borg9 said...

Pressure? Pressure??? What pressure?! You've got a team with a loyal fanbase that wants you to play your best. They boo certain players from other teams every time they touch the puck to show support. They boo the refs when they fail to call a borderline penalty against the other team. They buzz everytime you get an offensive rush that looks like you may be capable pro hockey players. That's not pressure. FYI - That's called "loyalty", you bunch of spoiled children.

Oh, yeah, and Higgins should retire. Nobody can convince me that guy can play hockey at a pro/minor league level. He can't play, he's useless. He should quit hockey and take up hairdressing. Seriously.

Daniel Plainview said...

fuck this fucking cunt of a Centennial. Fuck you Boivin fucktard.

eyebleaf said...

Grabovski, Kulemin and the one and only Ponikarovsky told me to tell you all that they're sorry for absolutely going apeshit on the Habs last night.

Especially Grabs.

les_glorieux said...

I want to go to a game just so I can boo them.

Daniel Plainview said...

they deserve it. And otherwise it would be fucking boring and depressing to just sit there and watch them. I booed everything last night.
I hope on Tuesday when Michel Lacroix says "accueillons nos Canadiens!!" everyone just boos the piss out of them. Fucking bums.

kevincrumbs said...

Every time I think about how much I paid for tickets for the last game of the season and feel like slitting my wrists, I comfort myself by thinking about how cathartic it'll be to boo these fuckwits in person. Sadly, since they seem to not care about their performance, I'm pretty sure they won't care about 21000 people booing.

Also, we wasted that riot last year. Now would be a good time to riot.

PS - Long live Max!

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Tom said...

Maybe the name of this blog should change to "Four Habs Fans who want to talk about other stuff."

And then post nothing but strippers, bikini models and the like.

I'd still come to vist (probably more)!

South Shore Habs Fan said...

I'm thankful that I missed the game last night... Grabs must feel like the guy who decided that the Titanic's maiden voyage really wasn't worth the asking price, and decided to stay home.

Man... after years of suck, we got five seasons of steadily increasing team quality (and expectations), only to implode during our year to shine? It's like Franz Kafka wrote the script for a Disney movie.

I really hope Washington makes it to the finals, so at least I can stay interested in hockey past April.

kristin said...

Fuck this fucking team is right. How can you love something and hate something so much at the same time?!?

kristin said...

And "fuck this fucking team" should be the new name for the blog...

kristin said...

Also, I love your city and especially the metro. Wow.

Kathleen said...

fuck this fucking team. fuck them, really. fuck. I still can't fucking believe I fucking witnessed that fucking shit in person last night. and even at that I'm fucking contemplating watching them on Tuesday.

Motherfuckers. I wish the Expos hadn't left.

orangeman said...

If it's any consolation, 10 Habs are up for a new contract this summer and most of them will be taking a big cut.

Ok, that doesn't really make me feel any better. Also, Boston clinched the NE division today.

Word verification: "painifi"
"Watching this team is painifi".

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matt - fear the collapse said...

I was at the game and I can say for the first time I was embarassed to be a Habs fan. During the opening intros the fans cheered all the french players (even Breezer) and loudly boo'd Price...the team sucks very large, steamy shit...and last night, so did the 'fans'.

lawyergirl77 said...

Matt - yeah, I heard that the fans were booing Price. Not cool.

but the one caveat - Saturday's game against the Leafs had a lot of Tronna fans in attendance and they ALWAYS boo Carey Price, for some bizarro reason...

Word verification - crusla. As in, the Habs have crusla all my dreams. :(

KML said...

LG77 - The boos for Price were fairly minor. The most resonant noise of the game was easily the "Carbo" chants during the 3rd period.

My section actually tried getting a "Carey" chant going once it was clear that Jaro was too flustered by the presence of his boy Grabiski to make a save, but alas, none of the suits that surrounded us were all that interested.

After that performance, I can't say I blame them.

lawyergirl77 said...

KML - that makes sense. The Car-bo chant has been getting louder over the past few games. While I don't think that bringing back Coach Carboner is a good idea, it's the easiest way for the fans to express their frustration with the team's direction.

I actually prefer it to the booing, oddly enough.

What I would like the most? TO SEE THE HABS FUCKING START HITTING PEOPLE ON THE ICE AGAIN, TABARNAK!!!

Not you, Max. You can get all the strippers and beer you want. you can also bring your buddy Tenderness (if he isn't too bitchslapped by the wife) and you have two free passes for Pleky and Greek Lightning.

kevincrumbs said...

@LG77: I think Leaf fans boo Carey because as much as he's been up and down this year, he's still better than a goaltending future that involves Gerber, Cujo, Toskala and Justin Pogge.