Monday, March 16, 2009

The Morning Skate for Monday, March 16th

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of a perfect March Madness bracket...
Seriously, are we out of the playoffs yet?

8 comments:

Ian Vitro said...

Crosby says: "You see how tight the games are now, every team is desperate and battling hard."

Clearly hasn't been watching any Habs video... [sigh]

Anonymous said...

texas as in lasalle?,,,,,oh yeah and we have to play the pens in the last game of the season,,,,can anyone say...WE ARE FUCKED

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

FUCK THIS. FUCK THIS TEAM, FUCKIN' WORST PIECE OF SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY FUCKING HOURS OF DEVOTION AND PAIN AND TEARS I'VE GIVEN THEM AND THIS IS HOW THEY REPAY ME? THEY HATE ME, THEY MUST FUCKING HATE ME, OR HATE THEMSELVES. CONGRATULATIONS BOYS, A HUNDRED FUCKING YEARS OF TRADITION, OF EXCELLENCE, A FUCKING LEGACY, AND YOU SHAT IT ALL OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW WITH YOUR FUCKING EGOS. WELL FUCK YOU. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WEAR THAT FUCKING JERSEY. YOU'RE A DISGRACE. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SEE THEM IN THE PLAYOFFS, IT'D BE TOO EMBARRASSING, THEY DON'T FUCKING DESERVE IT. FUCKING CLOCK IN BOYS, COLLECT YOUR FUCKING PAYCHECK, SKATE AROUND A BIT, AND FUCKING CLOCK OUT. WELL I'M SICK OF IT. I'M FUCKING DONE. BLOW THE WHOLE FUCKING TEAM UP, BLOW IT ALL TO HELL. I'LL SEE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES THERE

James said...

@TGTTGFYB- very well said sir.

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

wow, guess i was a little tense, had to get that off my chest. so who's next up? rangers? alright boys, let's get 'em. go habs go.

(i'm a whore to this team, what can i say? "i know he beats me, but he does it because he loves me. he doesn't mean it.")

word verif: laylcinc
get it? like "wouldn't it be nice if we could start playing some mother-laylcinc-ing hockey. get it?
/starts sobbing hysterically

Boob Gainey said...

Maybe this team just isn't very good.

If that's the case shouldn't we be praising them for punching above their weight last year rather than criticize them for falling back down to their natural level this year?

Limerick Dude said...

As we watch the season slip away
in 7th place after St. Paddy's Day
it makes me want to hurl...
like a good trip on the Tilt o' Whirl
after way too much cotton candy

Then losses against the Sens and Leafs
Will have us all airing our beefs
"Off with Gainey's head!"
"Kick him til he's dead!"
We'll all be doubting our beliefs

We used to believe the Habs were contenders
But deep down we KNEW they were only pretenders
Last year they finished first in the east
But that ain't worth a damn in the least
So let's go on our respective benders

When we awake from our drunken stupor
It'll be mid April and we'll know for sure
Did the Habs start to gel?
Or do they still smell
of decay, defeat and manouer?

Go Habs! Or Fuck off! I don't care. Ok, I care, but I don't like it. And I don't want to. I guess I'm in the stable with TGTTGFYB.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

It kind of feels like the first Christmas after you find out that Santa isn't real. You're still clinging to hope - the kids at school were lying! - but part of you knows that Mom and Dad have been conning you all along.

And this year, you're not buying "I guess you weren't a good boy/girl" as an excuse why there isn't a big, Cup-shaped present under the tree.


Word verification: "ovensh", as in "I would give my left nut to have ovenshkin on thish team".