Thursday, March 26, 2009

This no effort streak is awesome (for me) - Lightning Game Preview and Open Thread

While LG77 sexes it up with the stilettos and a skirt and kevincrumbs sleeps in, yours truly brings his own streak with the no effort preview. Fan-fucking-tastic! Lap dance to Montréaliste1 for the link to the pics that now pepper my hard drive, allowing me to make even less of an effort.

So the basics - 7:30 start in Montreal and it's on TSN. Bolts Blog tells me they have won 1 in a row, just like the Fucking Habs. Bolts have taken 2 of 3 this year. Boob's no boob, so he's sticking with the same line-up. In the spirit of no effort, I have not thought about a brilliant nickname for the new #1 line. St. Louis and Stamkos are both riding long point-scoring streaks. For your post-game adult entertainment, type a naughty word into Google Image search. It's less of an effort than having sex with your spouse or significant other.

And we're done! Bring your own streak to the comments.

91 comments:

ironchefrick said...

I think it's time for a "party with fentestic Jaro blog..." Would eat popcorn off that table if it happened... go Habs!

Sergei lights it up tonight for fear of riding the bus back to the Bulldogs.

Boob Gainey said...

I've only been to two games since Gainey took over: Edmonton and Atlanta, our only wins.

Someone needs to give me a ticket for tonight.

moeom said...

Wonder where u find these pics from. I got one for you. You will ahve to wait for game 82 for you guys to see it. I have it saved on my pc.

Van H said...

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lawyergirl77 said...

Boob- dammit! I just sold my tix for tonight.

I won't be at the game, but I'm wearing the same shoes as Tuesday, with a skirt. It's above the knees. SCANDALOUS!!

But that, my friends is the sum total of my effort. You don't mess with a streak, even if it only is a game long...

gillis said...

I think I'll keep rooting for the Montreal Juniors cause ever since I started that (3 days ago), they've been winning.

LETS GO JUNIORS!!!

Limerick Dude said...

Is it just me, or are those some skanky looking crack ho's? Or would that be meth ho's?

NTTAWRT

HabsFan29 said...

@LD - it's not just you. the bottle of Rev in front of her is a dead giveaway. But I do love the skanks!

kevincrumbs said...

Good news, I slept till noon (not to make you lawyer types jealous or anything). Bad news is that this is the last Habs gameday that this can happen so...

Boob Gainey said...

I'm still accepting tickets for the game.

Habsfan10 said...

They still sell Rev??!??!

Skank on the left seems to have missed the memo about wearing tight clothing with a Habs logo.

My word verification is "astrosor". There's a joke about those ladies and their sore astros in there somewhere ... but I'm not going to make it.

lawyergirl77 said...

Boob - if you really do want to go to the game, I know that the Bell Center ticket office releases a ton of single tickets about 30 minutes before the game. You can often get pairs of tickets that way too... It's a good way to try to get face-value tix without having to deal with the vultures outside.

moeom said...

Are we going to boo Batman and Robin tonight!?

melly said...

Ok, my share of the streak: Lunch at Kojak's, and wearing blue Habs zip-up.

Done, and done.

(word verif: sacko. As in, if the Habs lose, I'ma punch them all in the sacko.)

moeman said...

I'd like to get a pair.

Go Habs Fuck Go!

Boob Gainey said...

Melly - if they go all the way you'll gain 20 lbs.

gillis said...

@moeman: So would Kovalev

Montréaliste1 said...

29: didn't you promise us a name for the big line?

Word check: prain.

I hope the habs don't prain on my parade.

fezworth said...

@montréaliste1 - 29 isn't making the effort to name the line. It's part of the streak.

I guess we should just call them Anonymous for now.

Limerick Dude said...

OK, quick I gotta run. Played the vg and lost 5-0 which should translate to a 5-0 victory (2 PP goals).

Moey said...

Beige candle is lit. CH piggybank kissed 7 times. I'm ready.

Verif word - dretch as in if they lose tonight I'm gonna dretch.

moeman said...

Are you pre-game hungry?

Melly said...

@Boob - hahaha, I know! It'd be worth it, though.

Go Fucking Habs, Go!

moeman said...

BGL is out. Rejoice muthafuckas.

~~~

Word Verif = pingu (I screen-grabbed it for my kid's childhood keepsakes cuz pingu could (probably) smack George around this season)

Daniel Plainview said...

Did anyone catch Elmer Lach at Pointe Claire city hall last night? Lots of nice shots taken at the current Habs, and deservedly so. Not to mention that Elmer is badass so its ok.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

AK46 has the sniffles, so D'Ags is on with ZombiePleks and Sergei.

Meh. We'll see how that works out.

moeman said...

benoit "the dink" brunet drops his patented 'je suis convaicu' during the pre-pre-game talk. What a putz.

moeom said...

Moeman, still waiting for the burger. The game is in 20 minutes and im hungry at the moment.

gillis said...

@moeman: Where can I buy one of those?

BB is an idiot.

Sonia said...

Hey all.

My contribution to the streak: I'm not even going to post here tonight..... Aw fuck!!

Whatevs, Habs, Whatevs.

Moey said...

TSN HD isn't working tonight (:

moeman said...

@gillis, I think that is a Carl's ad?

Maybe hf29 has eaten one of those ...

moeman said...

RDS needs it's upcoming (ending) Habs contract seriously reviewed. They have become major putzes. I am not looking for psychophants but the total of what is Habs coverage at RDS is pathetic, sometimes disgusting and extremely sub-par. I can appreciate criticism/freedom of the press during what has become as less than glorious season but more than half of what RDS dedicates/produces re:the Canadiens is schlock.

gillis said...

RDS has the rights to broadcast habs games through 2013.

Fuck my life

moeman said...

ouCH

moeman said...

Je suis convaincu que c'est 1-0 pour le Canadien. Kovy!

South Shore Habs Fan said...

Holy frigging hell!

Tampa is lucky that Kari Ramo doesn't suck.

Olivier said...

Geee... Is that bolts D brutal or what?

Now the question is: do Komo give Arthyukin some payback? Arthyukin actually looks like he's fast and somewhat knows how to dangle a puck; unusual.

Oh, I want Kovy to score a hat trick; the horizontal bar robbed us of a moonwalk last time.

Come on Tanguay, make Kovy drop the motherfucking moonwalk!

moeman said...

Ssshhhh joel bouchard is commenting.

boob gainey said...

Benoit Brunet after the Lightning hit the post

"It's a good sign when your post helps you".

After we hit the post:

"It's a good sign when you can get your shot through even if it hits the post."

moeman said...

FYI, the Padma burger love is a Hardee's ad. How many ads have mad you hard(ee)?

Word Verif = cichick

boob gainey said...

their f**ing keeper is saving the game for them.

kevincrumbs said...

I have no idea who this Padma is but I approve of her cleavage. For that matter, I approve of any cleavage.

I hate games like these, by the way. The longer it stays one - nothing, the greater the risk that Vinny & Marty will burn us for four goals in the third period. Come on, we need that second goal before the second period is over.

chris nilan said...

the shots are 18-4 montreal?

are wee in bizzaro world?

boob gainey said...

Vinny doesn't look like an $85M player tonight.

HabsFan29 said...

just walked in. burgers, padma's tits, 18-4 in shots - that's alright

kevincrumbs said...

HIggy & Dagger can't buy a goal.

I liked the Kari we played the other night better.

moeman said...

benoit 'sophomore' brunet will say his is conVINCEd Vinny will look amazingly worth $85M next year in the BBR. Just speculatin'. RDS should hire me, I have much better hair than joel boochard.

kevincrumbs said...

Lashoff should shut the fuck up, fucking former Bruin.

moeman said...

hf29 is dreaming of special sauce on padma's breastages.

Speaking of splooging, come on Habs!

HabsFan29 said...

and im back. just been enjoying padma's commercial for meat

Habs are gonna get fucked. too many shots and PP's and it's only 1-0

South Shore Habs Fan said...

I can't believe that Tampa won the Cup only 5 years ago... and now they're St Louis, Lecavalier, and assorted thugs.

moeman said...

Ssshhhhhhhhhhh benoit brunet is commenting.

HabsFan29 said...

that's a lot of blown PP's

moeman said...

SOGs = 24-8 in favour of our Habs.

Off to buy lotto tickets.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

Hm... I wonder which will have more posts by the end of the night, the Habs or this thread?

moeman said...

@ SSHF; An earlier Word Verif was PINGu.

boob gainey said...

Bad feeling.

Real bad.

moeman said...

joel bouchard: 'the Habs are finally learning to play hockey'. Sure, go comb your mane ya freakin' putz.

moeman said...

Boob, come on, some RDS whackjob just announced that dave 'half-goatie' morrissette will be post-gaming with his erudite commentary. Stay tuned.

moeman said...

also, the anti-chamber show will be worried psyck about Vinny. Drop da remote!

HabsFan29 said...

Gui!!!!

moeman said...

Tenderness!

moeman said...

Beer me hf29.

Rips it, scores! said...

William The Tenderness!

moeman said...

FLA beats da Flyers.

Rips it, scores! said...

C'mon Thrashers. Make the Rangers drop a point plz kthx.

HabsFan29 said...

fuckity-fuck fuck

Rips it, scores! said...

Oh arse. 2-1.

FAO Habs players: the game isn't over yet, you bums.

moeman said...

stRAngers lose in a SO.

HabsFan29 said...

when maguire starts using phrases like "bad karma" it freaks me out

HabsFan29 said...

disaster

again with the bad karma maguire. stfu

kevincrumbs said...

Dammit, fuck the fucking Lightning. Come on, Habs.

boob gainey said...

Un FUCKING believable.

Van Hab said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
HAAAAAAAAAhahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAAA!

*shoots self in face*




verif: blesurz

there are going to be a lot of blesurz on my penis after I slam my macbook on it after Lecavalier's goal with ten seconds left

kevincrumbs said...

We look really horrible since their 2nd goal. What happened to forechecking?

I recommend a timeout.

Rips it, scores! said...

YAY WE GOT A POINT


YAY

matt - fear the collapse said...

ahhh...back to normal. a blown lead, and now on to OT to complete the collapse.

Flying Toaster said...

Buahahaha! Taken out of the game by the wall, NICE ONE!

Word Verif: Nuddest

HabsFan29 said...

boob has an ulcer

kevincrumbs said...

You can't say we don't deserve this. Fuck Kari Ramo.

moeman said...

Saku. Merci.

Flying Toaster said...

SAKUUUUUUUUUU KOIVUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Word Verif: Stall

Way to stall out celebration boys, letting the game get into overtime, you fiendish devils you! ;)

Rips it, scores! said...

THANK CHRIST FOR THAT!

Word verif = danes. Danes neighbour Finns. Koivu is a Finn. Koivu rocks.

matt - fear the collapse said...

fucking hell!!! they won a game they were supposed to win! Encroiable!!

moeman said...

Fuck pierre maguire. (What's funny is he is likely reading this)

Rips it, scores! said...

Positive: The Habs are winning games against teams they should be beating.

Negative: They still need a lot of work when it comes to holding on to a lead.


A deserved win tonight, all told.

boob gainey said...

Saku!

Take that Rejean Tremblay you f***ing piece of shit.

orangeman said...

Didn't see the game, but was checking on the internet every change I could get. Once they scored the second goal I told my co-worker who knows nothing about hockey, "Now they'll give up the lead." Which the Habs promptly did. As strange as it is, I felt more comfortable with it 1-0 than 2-0 because I know the boys seem to get a little too complacent with a lead, and the bigger the lead the more complacent.

Maybe I'm wrong. Like I said, I didn't see the game. Maybe it was a couple of bad breaks. But the Bolts only had 8 shots through 2 periods, and only 11 when the Habs scored their second. Then all of a sudden the shots total seemed to jump up in the last 10 mins. Too bad, a shut out would have really helped Price's head.

In any event, I'll take the points. I'm looking ahead to Saturday and think if they can pull that one off we'll be in good shape. Nothing for sure, but the Sabers aren't the bottom of the barrel and it'll be more of a statement.

orangeman said...

Almost forgot:

I LOVE SAKU and anyone who has a problem with him can shove it up their urethra.

Also, I checked the score every CHANCE I got, not 'change'. Of course.

Number31 said...

Orange - they were bad breaks. Two goals against caused by our own bloody defensemen. Then again, the Bolts ended up doing the same to Ramo in overtime for us. WOO! DANS LA BANQUE.

RDS needs to get over Vince and stfu already. Either that or Quebec needs a second team to lessen the load on our Habs 'cause it's getting brutal...