We win. We get as many shots as the Palais des Congrès handed out in the last week to fight H1N1. In case you're unsure about that one, it's time you brush up on your inluenza litterature.
Max Lapierre makes a cute move on a Flyers D making the wrong dive in the wrong direction. Squid makes it a routine score for a rare moment of pulse on this night.
Forget any talk about carrying momentum from Friday into this game. Look at it more like a new page on a new book that had nothing to do with the charged love fest we were treated to.
The game was a total bore, despite the Urologist slapping a sharp one down low to make it the game beyond a depleted Flyer lineup.
Full marks to Danny Brière for reminding Montreal that he chose another woman of the tit of Montreal and that he still looks good and we miss him and we think we're totally over him but we're really not because nobody laughed at our jokes the way he did, and looked so sweet in his sleep the way he did and cooked such magnificent foods and just got us the way he did.
But whatever, we're over him.
Thanks to both teams for coming up with...
HF29 here - Just got a frantic call from HF4 from Second Cup. He's been kidnapped. No, actually, he wrote about 1500 more words after this that have vanished into Second Cup's crappy internet service. We're preparing the lawsuit as we speak. He's got to run, I've got to run out too, so this is what you get for preview and open thread. Habs-Sens at 730 in Ottawa, go visit SLC, Jaro starts, Pleks and Squid rule, Gomez sucks, Mara is injured, etc., etc.
Go pants. But not to Second Cup. P.S., the movie was Wall-E.
HF29 here - Just got a frantic call from HF4 from Second Cup. He's been kidnapped. No, actually, he wrote about 1500 more words after this that have vanished into Second Cup's crappy internet service. We're preparing the lawsuit as we speak. He's got to run, I've got to run out too, so this is what you get for preview and open thread. Habs-Sens at 730 in Ottawa, go visit SLC, Jaro starts, Pleks and Squid rule, Gomez sucks, Mara is injured, etc., etc.
Go pants. But not to Second Cup. P.S., the movie was Wall-E.
62 comments:
best. post. ever.
god i have a thing for Fergie. you know, some people say she's to manly but i guess i like that
/no homo
damn i wanted to read that Wall-E review
catch you probably after the second kids!
OK, I need to ask. I can usually figure out the nicknames but "The Urologist" escapes me. What the F?
On a related note, me et al. have taken a liking to "Chameau poilu" as an alternative to "Squid". I'm pretty sure GG11 could come up with a beauty using this...
Go pants indeed.
The Urologist is Marc-Andre Bergeron - Power Play Specialist > PP Specialist > Urologist.
@Zwirb, check the glossary;
http://fourhabsfans.blogspot.com/2009/01/fhf-glossary-of-day-archive.html
at least GG11 was on top of her game unlike our peerless FHF
go pants
Ah! Thank you guys! It makes so much sense and my life feels complete once again.
Let's go PP, in the pants!
Habs 5 - Kovalev 3
PS.
dis dick!
It might be a new century for the Habs, but we still suck in the first period.
Laraque has no business in this league.
He is completely useless now that he can't fight any more.
Shots 11-2.
We can barely get it out of our end.
Sound familiar?
@Moeman
I expect a few guesses at what I wrote under Kovy's pic. That's your puzzle for night.
very nice, i like
Кальмар!
Squids on fire! Is that even possible?
Beautiful goal! Pleks and his little foot juke. I love it.
Брюки!
@GG, the yellow text or the smaller white text below?
gillis meant Кальсоны
Big yellow text. I'm not a saddist. Too old to see small text like that.
Spacek hurt - looks bad.
GG: The sexiest live hockey?
Squid on RDS says Plexe served up a saucer pass. Have at it GG.
Also, working on Da GiGi code as I type this. Man it pays to have friends at the KGB.
My final answer is: Sexiest hockey player alive
gillis wins and GG's giveaway is the filename.
Can anyone figure out which fans are booing Kovy?
@gillis
I'm impressed that you took the time to figure out each letter. Sexiest Hockey Player Alive.
@Moe
Doh!
Juro!
White out of the game due to the NHL HQ ruling his call-up from Steeltown wasn't copacetic. Nice to see they have that much time on their hands.
@moeman: You're being serious? Stupid fucking league...
Through two periods what I've enjoyed most about this game is that it feels like a Habs home game (which must be why Jaro starts). I loved it when they played "Vertigo" during a break during the Habs PP, I knew we'd score. Someone should let the guy in charge of music at Scotiabank Place know that that's the Habs goal song.
@kc, as reported by rds.
Sens announcer on Rogers Sportsnet basically accused Carkner of diving.
hey i love coming home to a lead!
38-20 shots in favour of ottawa, i could live without that
Another fucking PP? Jesus fuck. Come on Habs, lets put them away with a SH goal.
Haha, Kovy with the slash.
oh goddammit
Refs are brutal.
Refs really like that karate chop motion, don't they?
nice kill
Woo! Our third PP of the night. Please please please score one here.
Ugh, this looks more like an Ottawa PP.
Gros Seins!
TITS!!!!
And right after that bit of negativity, AK scores!
lots of beautiful TITS!
Le Mex!
if that's the best gomez can do, i'll take it
Nice play by Gomer for the empty netter.
WV: suban. As in the Habs better not fuck up PK Suban's development.
jaro pley weel tonit
3 and 0 since Viggo. Just sayin'.
behold the power of viggo!
i look at it as undefeated this century
How the fuck did we win that game?
Oh yeah. The Sens suck.
with a lot of caveats, we're 3 points out of 1st in the northeast
i don't know how that's possible
(((parity)))
What the fuck?
While I was getting a mani/pedi, we won another game in regulation?
Again, I ask you... what the fuck?
I want Alex Kovalev frozen in liquid nitrogen, hung from a lamp post, beaten like a fucking pinata and have the pieces thrown into a wood chipper.
That is all.
@GG11: I decided that copy pasting the letters from wikipedia to google translate was more exciting than watching the first period.
@moeman: wow, I wish i saw the filename sooner.
Third regulation win in a row. I feel faint. The picture of Kovy isn't helping with that - put a shirt on, роскошный, ты.
1. Tonight, I learned Kirk Muller is in charge of the PK.
Someone get him a beer!
2. MUST SIGN PLEKS NOW.
That is all.
We got a gutsy win because of Halak, our heroic PK, and a PP that's finally working.
That being said, I think the highlight of my night was when Jonathan Cheechoo raced Hal Gill to prevent an icing. Most unintentionally hilarious play ever.
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