Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Jaro want traide right fakking now

Coch Martooni alweys play Big fat wale Cari all games and Jaro not get chence. I want to go on the new teem, like Pheely. Jaro want to pley in citee where brothers make love each other.

8 comments:

gillis said...

short and sweet

L Dude said...

See my post from TMS:

Nah. The Flyers grabbed the great ex-Hab goalie, who never lost a game whilst donning the bleu-blanc-rouge, Michael Leighton. Mr. Waiver himself! Geez this guy gets around more than Tiger Woods! Not a terrible goalie and I remember him from an interview - a real class act. Anyway no Jaro for the Phucking Phlyers.

Anonymous said...

I say we trade Halak, Mara and Pouliot to Detroit for Datsyuk and Franzen. Throw in a draft pick if need be.

Tête CHarée said...

"Jaro want to pley in citee where brothers make love"

Fucking hillarious.

Let's just hope that if there is a trade, it's not the CH who wind up feeling that sharp, stinging pain associated with "brotherly love"

Or if that's too subtle: I DO NOT WANT THE TEAM GETTING BENT OVER ON THIS ONE!!!

L Dude said...

I'll have some of what anon is having please.

This from the google translator on the Halak article regarding BG talking about the possibility of a trade:

The discussion was brief, and hosted by a monosyllabic response.

Sounds very BG like. Actually google did a good job. Also, while typing 'google translator' in the search box, a list of potential searches pops up. On the list - GooGirls. Some advice. Don't click on this at work. Unless you work somewhere really awesome, in which case, let me know if you're accepting resumes.

Grrrreg said...

For once, a Jaro post doesn't make me laugh. This picture just made me puke all over my computer screen. I think I could get over Jaro being traded, after a little while. But not to the fucking flyers. Please.

Number31 said...

Jaro won't save that team.

Marty F. Brodeur couldn't save that team.

Also if anyone is banking on Sanford backing up Price you really haven't watched/listened to any Bulldogs games...

Heather McWhorter said...

It's the simple things in life - like Jaro posts - that keep ya going...