Wednesday, December 02, 2009

The Morning Skate thinks it's time to let the fucking expletives fly for Wednesday, December 2nd

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT WAS EMBARRASSING. On home ice, no less. In front of the CFL champion Als no less. TO THE FUCKING LEAFS. Habs fucking suck. These fucktards couldn't play their way out of a peewee tournament in Spain.

When asked whether it was his team's worst game at home this season, Martin said, "Bang on. Without a doubt. Definitely."

YOU'RE DAMN FUCKING RIGHT THERE JACQUES. Now why don't you get off your fucking ass and do something about it? We cannot believe we are wasting our valuable time on this piece of shit team when we could be doing something more fun like maybe repeatedly poking at our own eyes with a pointy stick covered in poison.

In other news, the Molsons are your official owners now. Hopefully they kept the receipt and can get a refund. Ovie got two games for the knee on knee stuff. Heater helped beat his old team. Other shit probably happened, we really don't care.

Welcome to December.


Moey said...

Habs are the fuckingest fucktards on the planet. Just wait for Friday night against the Bruins after a two hour pre-game ceremony, the Habs will stink out the fucking joint worse than last night. Fuck it, spare us this shit, leave the Habs in the dressing room and just let the Bruins win by default.

matt - ftc said...

If I were Molson, I would walk into Gainey's office this morning, hand him his walking papers and throw him some change for the bus.

L Dude said...

Looks like Our Boy Chips has been shipped to the Ducks for a 4th rounder. See ya.

Boob Gainey said...

Chips traded to Anaheim

(for a bag of pucks I think).

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Moey said:
"leave the Habs in the dressing room and just let the Bruins win by default."

Works for me! Probably would be more embarrassing to lose by forfeit anyhow.

I secretly think this is a ploy to keep taylor hall away from the Bruins, and I DO NOT appreciate it. Jerks.

Anonymous said...

The best part of this game was when Doucharek flapped his arms like a chicken in Lapierre`s direction... He`s somewhat right but I can`t help but think:

This guy`s is Lucic` bitch!!!

Anonymous said...

P.S. @Chips - Say "hi" to Saku for us!

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Nobody's going to be Lucic's bitch on friday - his broken hand keeps him from fighting for a while still. He waits. And watches.

Boob Gainey said...

I was at the game - and although we sucked we didn't really get badly outplayed.

One problem though is we have no goal scorers. That's the problem when you draft "character players" like Chipchura.

moeman said...

Thanks for not much CHips but breast of luck in the land of fake {but tanned} boobs (yes, I know this moniker could be applied to our Habs).

Habsfan10 said...

If Chips is indeed gone, Panger needs another boy. And a bigger trunk, because I'm stuffing that lazy fucking pantywaist Gomez and his billion dollar cap albatross contract in there with the Urologist. Fuck me, I fucking hate Gomez at this point.

GoldenGirl11 said...

I like your calm demeanor. I think you stole LG's optimism pills.

L Dude said...

I cannot recall watching a poorer played game than this in recent memory. And think of some of the teams we've had the past few years and feast on that.

I was depressed after the game, but then I started channel surfing and came upon the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Then I was OK.

Boob Gainey said...

In defence of Gomez: I don't think he is that bad. He is overpaid, of course, but he was one of the better players out there. The thing is he is predominantly a playmaker, and he needs a sniper on his line.

Bergeron is one of our better players.

Boob Gainey said...

Re: Chips.

If you look at the last 10 18th picks in the draft, about a third never made it to the NHL, a third had a few seasons, and a third are journeymen at best.

The last decent player picked 18th was Petr Sykora in 1995.

So Chips not making it is about par for the course for an 18th pick.

lawyergirl77 said...


Apparently the Ducks put Christensen on waivers yesterday. Is Chips that worthless that he wasn't even worth a dude that they're sending down to the minors on waivers???

As for last night, I plan to pretend it never happened. said...

I chose to see an early showing of 2012 thinking that I'd get back in plenty of time for the last 2 period.
The highight of the night turned out to be the Hollywood end of the world. the game made me wish it was a true story.
(pops bottle of pills)

kevincrumbs said...


After a decent run against some really good teams in the league, I'm going to see how the rest of this week plays out before panicking. I would imagine that part of it is having to integrate Dagger (useless) and Gomer back into the team. Oh, and losing Jay Leach, who was pretty much the glue that held this team together.

Moey said...


I'm with you, let's trade that big girl's blouse Gomez for Koivu. That gives us 4 mil in cap space to get him a decent winger.