Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Take the two points and run. Habs 4, Thrashers 3 (OT)

With apologies to moeman and Steve Miller...

This here's the story 'bout Tommy Pleks and our Jarooo
Two young players, with nothing better to do
Than get outta our house, help the win streak go to two
And here's what happened when they decided to cut loose

They headed down to, ooh, old Atlanta [clap clap clap clap clap]
That's where they ran into some real hot pants-a
Jarooo stop meny men while shooting at his nets-a
Tommy Pleks, got four points, Habs won

Go on, take the two points and run
Go on, take the two points and run, hoo hoo hoo
Go on, take the two points and run
Go on, take the two points and run, Jar-oo-oo

The Urologist, he's played everywhere but Texas [clap clap clap clap clap]
You know he knows just exactly where the nets is
He's playing forward now, his two goals were justice
Jarooo's agent is sending Tweets and faxes

Jarooo, whoa, whoa, he slipped away
Tommy Pleks caught up to him later that day
They got the two points, hey
You know they got away
They headed down south where they play 'Canes on Wednesday

Singin, go on take the two points and run
Go on, take the two points and run, Jar-oo-oo
Go on, take the two points and run, ah-ooo, Pleks
Go on, take the two points and run, Jar-who?-who?
yeah, yeah
Go on, take the two points and run, yeah, yeah
Go on, take the two points and run, ah-ooo, Pleks
Go on, take the two points and run, Jarooo-oo-oo


Kmaxx said...

We are not worthy! We are not worthy! OMG Thank you 29 for an absolute classic!

Habsfan10 said...

Now do Jet Airliner!!!! Whoooo!!!!

Habsfan10 said...

You know, some people call Jaro "Maurice" 'cause he speaks of the pompetous of love.

canucklehead said...

its official! because of this site i cannot live without internet God will no doubt smile upon you four for all eternity

HabsFan29 said...

what is the pompetous of love anyway?

Pleks keeps on rock'n me (NTTAWWT)

moeman said...

Well done young pantsed Jedi.

Now time for you to master The AbacadaBRA, Twist the clasp slowly and be patient for good things will come forth.

Kmaxx said...


According to Wiki answers (or Answers.com - Speaking of the "pompetous of love" means that you speak into the depth of romanticsm, touching the heart of another with prose, poetry, and you have an eye for beauty. Maurice is fancied as a name of one who has a claim as if he were a cupid.

...sounds like a shit load of hard work just to get laid...

L Dude said...


Rocket just takes what he wants and you'll like it damn it!

too close to toronto said...

this was exceptional 29. well done.

but wouldn't they be heading "north where they play 'Canes on Wednesday"? i mean, if they're leaving from atlanta...

HabsFan29 said...

@too close - dammit, i was hoping no one would notice that. +1 to you. i agonized whether to keep the original line intact as much as possible or make it geographically accurate. went with artistic license

GoldenGirl11 said...

sitting on the beach in my ski jacket with my fellow landsman laughing my ass off. +14 (as in the temperature today).

soperman said...

Apologies to Steve Miller? You made it better...

Anonymous said...

Is it bad that I actually want Gainey to resign the Urologist next year?

Don`t worry, I`m sure these feelings will go away when he trips over himself on the blueline.
Besides, we need the $ for Pleks.

Speaking of Pleks, great article by Eric Engels:


If Pouliot plays Wednesday, does that mean BGL sits? Oh Happy Day!!!

Boob Gainey said...

Pouliot would probably replace Mara, with MAB going back to defence.

moeman said...

I don't want to believe this.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Story below Heidi Klum shows off post baby body. Not nice, Moe, not nice.

moeman said...

Sorry GG but when an angel admits to stuffing I lose all sense of what is real and spectacular in this world.

Hope the temperature (the good kind) rose for you today Oh Golden Goddess.

GoldenGirl11 said...

I understand. Weather is getting better but if the boys can play football on the beach and not cvetch it could be 10 degrees all week and I wouldn't care.

moeman said...

@GG, bonus, no tan lines (?)

moeman said...

Weird Urologist comment(s) about his non-injury;

"For those that like me, I'm OK, for those that don't, it's OK".

GoldenGirl11 said...

that makes me a little farklempt.

gazeux said...

Fucking brilliant! BRAVO!!

gillis said...

I'm not sure if it's a coincidence, but I missed the last two games.