With apologies to moeman and Steve Miller...
This here's the story 'bout Tommy Pleks and our Jarooo
Two young players, with nothing better to do
Than get outta our house, help the win streak go to two
And here's what happened when they decided to cut loose
They headed down to, ooh, old Atlanta [clap clap clap clap clap]
That's where they ran into some real hot pants-a
Jarooo stop meny men while shooting at his nets-a
Tommy Pleks, got four points, Habs won
Go on, take the two points and run
Go on, take the two points and run, hoo hoo hoo
Go on, take the two points and run
Go on, take the two points and run, Jar-oo-oo
The Urologist, he's played everywhere but Texas [clap clap clap clap clap]
You know he knows just exactly where the nets is
He's playing forward now, his two goals were justice
Jarooo's agent is sending Tweets and faxes
Jarooo, whoa, whoa, he slipped away
Tommy Pleks caught up to him later that day
They got the two points, hey
You know they got away
They headed down south where they play 'Canes on Wednesday
Singin, go on take the two points and run
Go on, take the two points and run, Jar-oo-oo
Go on, take the two points and run, ah-ooo, Pleks
Go on, take the two points and run, Jar-who?-who?
(solo)
yeah, yeah
Go on, take the two points and run, yeah, yeah
Go on, take the two points and run, ah-ooo, Pleks
Go on, take the two points and run, Jarooo-oo-oo
(fade...)
23 comments:
We are not worthy! We are not worthy! OMG Thank you 29 for an absolute classic!
Now do Jet Airliner!!!! Whoooo!!!!
You know, some people call Jaro "Maurice" 'cause he speaks of the pompetous of love.
its official! because of this site i cannot live without internet God will no doubt smile upon you four for all eternity
what is the pompetous of love anyway?
Pleks keeps on rock'n me (NTTAWWT)
Well done young pantsed Jedi.
Now time for you to master The AbacadaBRA, Twist the clasp slowly and be patient for good things will come forth.
@29
According to Wiki answers (or Answers.com - Speaking of the "pompetous of love" means that you speak into the depth of romanticsm, touching the heart of another with prose, poetry, and you have an eye for beauty. Maurice is fancied as a name of one who has a claim as if he were a cupid.
...sounds like a shit load of hard work just to get laid...
I DON'T WANT MAURICE! I WANT THE ROCKET!
Rocket just takes what he wants and you'll like it damn it!
this was exceptional 29. well done.
but wouldn't they be heading "north where they play 'Canes on Wednesday"? i mean, if they're leaving from atlanta...
@too close - dammit, i was hoping no one would notice that. +1 to you. i agonized whether to keep the original line intact as much as possible or make it geographically accurate. went with artistic license
@29
sitting on the beach in my ski jacket with my fellow landsman laughing my ass off. +14 (as in the temperature today).
Apologies to Steve Miller? You made it better...
Is it bad that I actually want Gainey to resign the Urologist next year?
Don`t worry, I`m sure these feelings will go away when he trips over himself on the blueline.
Besides, we need the $ for Pleks.
Speaking of Pleks, great article by Eric Engels:
http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog/Eric-Engels/The-Numbers-on-Plekanec-Will-Blow-your-Mind/82/25070
If Pouliot plays Wednesday, does that mean BGL sits? Oh Happy Day!!!
Pouliot would probably replace Mara, with MAB going back to defence.
I don't want to believe this.
@moe
Story below Heidi Klum shows off post baby body. Not nice, Moe, not nice.
Sorry GG but when an angel admits to stuffing I lose all sense of what is real and spectacular in this world.
Hope the temperature (the good kind) rose for you today Oh Golden Goddess.
@Moe
I understand. Weather is getting better but if the boys can play football on the beach and not cvetch it could be 10 degrees all week and I wouldn't care.
@GG, bonus, no tan lines (?)
Weird Urologist comment(s) about his non-injury;
"For those that like me, I'm OK, for those that don't, it's OK".
@Moe
that makes me a little farklempt.
Fucking brilliant! BRAVO!!
I'm not sure if it's a coincidence, but I missed the last two games.
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