Monday, December 21, 2009

Habs escape snow of Long Island, find southern belles in this Atlanta preview and open thread

Look, we said the hot chicks would be back when we won, and voilà! Let's just dive right in, because we have nothing to say about Atlanta as we played there, what, last week?

Waiting in line details - 7 PM start at whatever they call the Atlanta arena. What am I, a tour guide? Atlanta has won 2 of 3 from the Habs so far this year, and all games were one-goal affairs. Habs on a thrilling one-game win streak! Atlanta coming off chasing Marty Brodeur early Saturday night (though they lost the game), and are in a playoff spot sitting in 6th in the East.

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Hot sexy everyones to watch -Vodkov and Tits. That sounds like it would be an amazing HBO half-hour dramedy. For the Thrash, Kovy has 5 points in his last 3 games, Antropov 3 in 2, and Kubina 5 in 3. Seems like they're getting great goaltending as well, from Johan Hedberg who's 5-2-0, 2.01, .934 in his last 8 games. And let's mention Ron Hainsey, just for the fun of it.

Speaking of hot, what would you say to a random hot chick in the middle of the preview? Would that be something you would be interested in? Merry Christmas.


Cold skanky everyones to watch - for the Habs, Little Tits pointless streak has now reached 9 games. Squid pointless in 3. For the Thrash, their backup Ondrej Pavelec is cold, 1-3-0, 5.20, .872 in his last 4, including that blown lead Saturday night.

Speaking of cold, what would you say to two random hot chicks in the middle of the preview? Would that be something you would be interested in? Happy New Year.


On the main stage - Habs are getting healthy. Man that's fun! Benoit Pouliot has been recalled from Hamilton (lap dance to LG77 for the tip), no word if he's actually in the lineup tonight. Gio skated with teammates this past weekend, but is not quite ready to play. Same for Hamr. Jaro, fresh off his shutout, starts again. His agent drools.

Post-game adult entertainment - enjoy the Georgia Poon of the SEC. Yeah I know UGA is in Athens, not Atlanta. Shut up.

Mmm, comments.

50 comments:

L Dude said...

Random hot chicks may be the best kind of hot chick. Though that first one is a bit skanky for my taste, the duet more than makes up for it.

HI/O reporting that Pouliot not playing tonite. Expected to play in Carolina.

Habsfan10 said...

The SEC always plays their championship game in Atlanta, so I think we're in the clear.

Mmm. College football poon.

HabsFan29 said...

I didn't mention it in the post, but we should all wish HF10 a Happy Birthday!

My birthday wish for you 10 is a season above .500 for Notre Dame. You gotta start somewhere.

lawyergirl77 said...

Happy birthday, 10!!! Here's hoping you don't get totally gypped for prezzies the way I used to!!

lawyergirl77 said...

Oh and thanks for the shoutout, 29!

GoldenGirl11 said...

Happy birthday,10.

Hope the Habs are hotter than Florida. 13 degrees on the beach.

Habsfan10 said...

29, is it too late to send you a Bama jersey for Chanukah?

Rotten two national championships in 4 years bastard.

Chuck said...

Hey, that one Islander fan at the game the other night hates us.

HabsFan29 said...

touché, 10, on the 'Bama ref.

and, jealous much? ;)

L Dude said...

Happy Solstice 10. Longest night of the year. Hell of a day for a party. Just hope it doesn't turn into the longest night of the year for the Habs.

I think Marky Markov and the Funky Bunch will rule the roost again tonight!

moeman - if looking for inspiration - a little Good Vibration parody might work. the Funky Bunch, not the Beach Boys...

bea.habs.fan said...

Happy BD HF10.
no wonder there are so many naked babes in this preview.
thnak god I don't go South for the winter given these girls have reminded me how NOT bikini ready I'll ever be.
BUT on the positive back Vodkov is back! I guess Santa fulfilled my wish!

(sorry to hear about the weather GG11 no wonder that first pic is so schizophrenic)

GoldenGirl11 said...

@bea
weather has nothing to do with the schizophrenia

moeman said...

Bonne Fête 10, may you get many Danses.

Tom said...

Here's hoping Halak plays great so that Philly wants to give up Carter for him (and also ending all goalie controversy).

HabsFan29 said...

ok kids, i'm watching the game (or at least the first two periods) at Hurley's, sans computer. catch y'all later, be excellent to each other!

Boob Gainey said...

The Habs always win when I have poutine for dinner.

I was planning on it tonight but I had to cancel the gym today so I'm going to have leftover borscht instead. Sorry if we lose.

(Little known fact: the best poutine in Mtl is the Frite Alors "Poutine Vladimir" - purists will disagree but it's their loss)

(Actually the best is the PdC Foie Gras poutine.)

moeman said...

On the first day of CHristmas, 

Four Habs Fans sent to me 

A Vodkov wearing the 'C'



On the second day of CHristmas, 

Four Habs Fans sent to me 

Two TurtlePlexes

And A Vodkov wearing the 'C'



On the third day of CHristmas, 

Four Habs Fans sent to me 

Trois French leçons

Two TurtlePlexes, 

And A Vodkov wearing the 'C'



On the fourth day of CHristmas, 

Four Habs Fans sent to me 

Four bikinied birds, 

Trois French leçons, 

Two TurtlePlexes,
And A Vodkov wearing the 'C'



On the fifth day of CHristmas, 

Four Habs Fans sent to me 
Five golden GGs, 

Four bikinied birds, 

Trois French leçons, 

Two TurtlePlexes, 

And A Vodkov wearing the 'C'



On the sixth day of CHristmas, 

Four Habs Fans sent to me 

Six Sexy Fridays, 

Five golden GGs, 

Four bikinied birds, 

Trois French leçons, 

Two TurtlePlexes, 

And A Vodkov wearing the 'C'

On the seventh day of CHristmas, 

Four Habs Fans sent to me 

Seven healthy Dmen,

Six Sexy Fridays, 

Five golden GGs, 

Four bikinied birds, 

Trois French leçons, 

Two TurtlePlexes, 

And A Vodkov wearing the 'C'

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Boob
Borscht??? I hope you at least have it with sour cream.

moeman said...

On the eighth day of CHristmas, 

Four Habs Fans sent to me 

Eight fucking Viggos

Seven healthy Dmen, 

Six Sexy Fridays, 

Five golden GGs, 

Four bikinied birds, 

Trois French leçons, 

Two TurtlePlexes, 

And A Vodkov wearing the 'C'

On the ninth day of CHristmas, 

Four Habs Fans sent to me 

Nine, Rocket's glaring, 

Eight fucking Viggos, 

Seven healthy Dmen, 

Six Sexy Fridays, 

Five golden GGs, 

Four bikinied birds, 

Trois French leçons, 

Two TurtlePlexes, 

And A Vodkov wearing the 'C'

On the tenth day of CHristmas, 

Four Habs Fans sent to me 

Ten Danses-à-dix, 

Nine, Rocket's glaring, 

Eight fucking Viggos, 

Seven healthy Dmen, 

Six Sexy Fridays, 

Five golden GGs, 

Four bikinied birds, 

Trois French leçons, 

Two TurtlePlexes, 

And A Vodkov wearing the 'C'

On the eleventh day of CHristmas, 

Four Habs Fans sent to me 

Eleven pants a-pantsing, 

Ten Danses-à-dix, 

Nine, Rocket's glaring, 

Eight fucking Viggos, 

Seven healthy Dmen, 

Six Sexy Fridays, 

Five golden GGs, 

Four bikinied birds, 

Trois French leçons,
Two TurtlePlexes, 

And A Vodkov wearing the 'C'

On the twelfth day of CHristmas, 

Four Habs Fans sent to me 

Twelve beers a pounding, 

Eleven pants a-pantsing, 

Ten Danses-à-dix, 

Nine, Rocket's glaring, 

Eight fucking Viggos, 

Seven healthy Dmen, 

Six Sexy Fridays, 

Five golden GGs, 

Four bikinied birds, 

Trois French leçons,

Two TurtlePlexes, 

And A Vodkov wearing the 'C'

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
As always you make me smile. Five golden GG's. Oy. My family might not survive Xmas.
: )

Moey said...

Happy birthday 10!

@moe - great stuff.

GG11,

Florida is getting iffy, Mr. Moey and I went every year at the end of Oct. for my birthday, the last time we froze our asses off. We had heating on in the condo. Consider Grand Cayman for next time, it's a better Florida and with the exception of one rainy day, the rest of the time it was stinking hot, even in the evenings.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moey
sounds heavenly but the kids prefer friends over warm weather and I prefer no cvetching to cvetching. It's not snowing so it's all good.

Moey said...

@GG11,

Good point, you have the offspring in tow.

Am I imagining things or are the Habs looking shitty tonight? I've only caught the last 5 minutes.

HFF33 aka Panger said...

@10: Happy Birthday bro. Let's hope the Habs give you the gift of a win.

@GG: it's minus 13 in Calgary, so there.

@29: enjoy Hurley's. I'm jealous.

I saw somewhere someone suggested Halak and Dagger for Carter. I doubt Paul Holmgrem has ever had that much to drink, but that would be awesome. I'm not holding my breathe, though - if we get more than a pick for Halak (which would be preferable to a borderline NHLer...hi there Janne Niinima!) I'll be thrilled.

Anyone else notice Huet's SO of Detoit yesterday?

HFF33 aka Panger said...

Fuck. That's why I don't post comments.

But my god is Kovy Jr. good. Too bad it's wasted in Hotlanta. Well, at least until the trade deadline.

lehab said...

@ 10 Happy Birthday! It is also mine. Habs better win before I am 50... shit that's only 2 years.

@ moe Great as usual

@ habs ... WIN!

moeman said...

Bonne Fête le hab.

Go you fucking Habs!

lehab said...

Thats more like it!

moeman said...

Pleks!

Also, benoit STFU!

moeman said...

Real and spectacular.

lehab said...

Yes... much better than silicone

lehab said...

Silicone might help little tits though

copyranter said...

Gill is fucking useless.

Anonymous said...

here's a thought. Stay the fuck out of the sinbin!

what are the SOG? 8000 - 12 or so?

What the fuck is up with this team?

Hope 29 left before the 3rd like he was planning.

At least I have Antropov in my pool...

LDude (too pissed off to log on)

boob gainey said...

I blame Martin.

Moey said...

Fucktards. That's all.

orangeman said...

I'm happy they seem to by buzzing in the Atl zone, but I don't remember the last time they hit the net with a shot. Suid came close, hitting the post on a wide open gimme, but nothing since then.

orangeman said...

Wooooooooooooooot!

orangeman said...

Just take the win and run, boys, RUN! Before the cops come!

moeman said...

SUPER PLEKS!!!

boob gainey said...

Unbelievable.

moeman said...

WITH FOUR FUCKING POINTS!!!!

L Dude said...

Holy Fuck. Just WOW! +1 moeman.
And MAB! And Halak! Markov stellar again.
Gill....ugh!

moeman said...

Bonus stocking stuffer, leaf loses.

Anonymous said...

Super Pleks is singlehandedly carrying this team on his back with the Urologist/AK26/Cammy helping him from time to time.

We have a legitimate first line and 2 third lines and Laps/Laraque/random plugger that would barely make the fourth line on the Dogs` lineup.

Let`s face it: D`Agostini is not a top 6 forward. Neither is SK74. Sign... I had semi-high hopes for him.

Also, let`s just say the Urologist will not be making $750 000 next year.

Plekanec hit 40 points tonight. Bob better start figuring out a way to get rid of BGL and start drafting Pleks` contract.

That is all.

Anonymous said...

*AK46

Sorry for the typo!

moeman said...

Lets not forget that the small Giant and the FrancOntarian will soon lace em up, thus giving the useless BGL and disappointing Dags a much needed rest.

moeman said...

... and if Pouliot lives up to his supposed sniper self, he'll be nicknamed PouliOlé midway through a second period 2 goal lead ...

HabsFan29 said...

just got home from Hurleys. FUCK YEAH!!! totally outshot, totally im not sure we deserved 1 point let alone 2, but dammit im happy

Anonymous said...

@moeman - Can`t wait for the day BGL sits!

Also, anyone know our record without BGL in the lineup?

He plays like 4-5 shifts per game and always ends up being on the ice for a goal. He only participates in staged fights, which he now loses. Ugh.

When the Urologist is the best player on the fourth line, there`s a serious problem.

I`ll stop ranting since we won!